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Fun Music Information -> Joe Diffie
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New Song Names:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "Liquor Heartache" | "Liquid Heartache" | Nicole Velocin |
| "It's another world" | "in an other world" | Victoria Ann |
Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "John Deere Green," | His tractors may be green, but John Deere wasn't. | Heather Brockwell |
| "I'm In Love With A Capital U," | One cannot be in love with a capital letter. | Isac |
| "Like A River Dreams Of Rain," | Rivers are incapable of dreaming. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Liquid Heartache," | Heartaches aren't composed of liquid. | Yvette Bristle |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
| "Any Colour You Like," Pink Floyd | "John Deere Green," Joe Diffie | |
| "Watching TV," Roger Waters | "Third Rock From The Sun," Joe Diffie | |
| "Colour My World," Chicago | "John Deere Green," Joe Diffie | |
| "What Colour Is The Wind?," Charlie Landsborough | "John Deere Green," Joe Diffie | |
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Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"John Deer Green" originally "John Deere Green"
Now about animals, not tractors
Joanna Hawthorne
"Pickup Ma" originally "Pickup Man"
Karen Smith
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"Prop Meg Up Beside The Jukebox" originally "Prop Me Up Beside The Jukebox"
Monica Harpootlian
"Prop Mae Up Beside The Jukebox" originally "Prop Me Up Beside The Jukebox"
Monica Harpootlian
"Prop Mel Up Beside The Jukebox" originally "Prop Me Up Beside The Jukebox"
Monica Harpootlian
"Prop Moe Up Beside The Jukebox" originally "Prop Me Up Beside The Jukebox"
Monica Harpootlian
"Prop Men Up Beside The Jukebox" originally "Prop Me Up Beside The Jukebox"
Monica Harpootlian
Change a Letter:
"I'm In Love With A Capital L" originally "I'm In Love With A Capital U"
Makes more sense, since 'love' starts with 'L'
Regina Olsen
"Like A River Dreams Of Ruin" originally "Like A River Dreams Of Rain"
Candace Mercer
"Like A Liver Dreams Of Rain" originally "Like A River Dreams Of Rain"
As literally impossible as original
Candace Mercer
"Like A Diver Dreams Of Rain" originally "Like A River Dreams Of Rain"
Candace Mercer
"Bigger Than The Beetles" originally "Bigger Than The Beatles"
Cynthia Avery
There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Third Rock From The Sun" | "From Sesame Street" | Darius Whitehead |
| "Prop Me Up Beside The Jukebox (If I Die)" | "Get Me Up On Top of My Cake (With My Name)" | Darius Whitehead |
| "John Deere Green" | "Army Green" | Josh Taylor Stingray |
| "Prop Me Up Beside the Jukebox" | "Prop Me Up Beside the Goalpost" | Cindy Robertson |
| "Prop Me Up Beside the Jukebox" | "Prop Me Up Beside the Scaffold" | Sarah Cason |
| "Bigger than the Beatles" | "Man, It's Got the Power" | Sarah Cason |
| "A Night To Remember" | "A Show To Remember" | Lyle Bain |
Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| John Deere Green | John Deere tractors | Darrell Wilhelm |
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Prop Me Up Beside The Jukebox (If I Die) Joe Diffie | If I Die Young The Band Perry | Prop Me Up Beside The Jukebox If I Die Young | Edward |
Misheard Lyrics:
"Pickup Man"
Misheard Lyrics: You know a Fargo light gives off a romantic glow.
Original Lyrics: You know a cargo light gives off a romantic glow.
| "If The Devil Danced In Empty Pockets"
Misheard Lyrics: ...and a call girl for a wife.
Original Lyrics: ...and a twelve girl chorus line.
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"Ships that don't come in"
Misheard Lyrics: The insane locked up in them cells
The homeless down on Main Original Lyrics: The insane locked up in themselves
The homeless down on Main | "Ships that don't come in"
Misheard Lyrics: The insane locked within them cells
Original Lyrics: The insane locked within themselves
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Funniest Song Lyrics:
"Pickup Man"
The Funny Lyrics: I met all my wives in traffic jams.
Why They're Funny: How many 'wives' has he had. Maybe the type of woman that's attracted to a man in a pickup truck stuck in traffic, is not the kind that you want to be making long-term plans with.
Submitted by: Jason
| "Leroy the Redneck Reindeer"
The Funny Lyrics: They'd never seen a deer in overalls and a John Deere tractor hat.
Why They're Funny: The entire song is funny, but I just try to picture this in my head.
Submitted by: David C. Ryan
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Nonsensical Song Lyrics:
"Texas-Size Heartache"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: The night she left me in Amarillo
I cried crocodile tears in my pillow Why They're Nonsensical: He was trying to say he was sad and they were big tears, and since he didn't know what crocodile tears were, I guess he thought they sounded big, and used it. When really it means insincere tears.
Submitted by: DawnMarie
| "John Deere Green"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: And the whole town said
That he should've used red Why They're Nonsensical: Um, the guy just commited vandalism here (painted a green heart on a water tower as a love note to his girlfriend). The color of the graffiti should be least of the townsfolks' concerns.
Submitted by: cb jd
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Song Lyrics That Name Check Celebrities:
"Bigger Than The Beatles"
The Lyrics: But she thinks that he looks like Elvis
When he runs his fingers through that jet black hair Who They Mention: Elvis Presley
Submitted by: crazydon
| "Bigger Than The Beatles"
The Lyrics: They got a love bigger than the Beatles
Wild and free like a Rolling Stone They got a love takes them higher than the Eagles Ain't life such a sweet, sweet song? Who They Mention: The Eagles
Submitted by: crazydon
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Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products:
"John Deere Green"
The Lyrics: One July in the midnight hour
He climbed the water tower Stood on the rail and painted a 10ft heart In John Deere green Product Brand Name: John Deere tractors
Submitted by: Cheeseburger in Parodies
| "John Deere Green"
The Lyrics: One July in the midnight hour
He climbed the water tower Stood on the rail and painted a 10ft heart In John Deere green Product Brand Name: John Deere tractors
Submitted by: Cheeseburger in Parodies
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Song Lyrics That Mention Other Songs:
"Home"
The Song Lyrics: Home was a back porch swing where I would sit
and mom would sing 'Amazing Grace' while she hung out the clothes. Song They Mention: "Amazing Grace", a traditional Christian hymn.
Submitted by: Bob
| "Bigger Than The Beatles"
The Song Lyrics: 'Cause when the lights go down on Tinseltown
All you need is love Song They Mention: All You Need Is Love - The Beatles
Submitted by: crazydon
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Song Title Spoonerisms:
"Third Sock From The Run" originally "Third Rock From The Sun"
Submitted by: Lydia Idyl
"John Greer, Dean" originally "John Deere Green"
Submitted by: Emily Lime
"Don Greer Gene" originally "John Deere Green"
Submitted by: Emily Lime
"Don, Jeer Green" originally "John Deere Green"
Submitted by: Emily Lime
Names as a Word Bank:
Odd feed I fed dodo deified deed of Ed, edified food of Joe, & defied foe of Fido. Submitted by: Rachel Blattington
Band Name Spoonerisms:
Doe Jiffy originally "Joe Diffie"
Submitted by: Cynthia Avery
