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Band Name Origins:

Started out life as "stain", but they found out there was already a band with that name. So they added just the "d" without the "e" to be unconventional. Submitted by: the Marlboroman

Stupid Band Names:

Is misspelling really necessary for ninety percent of Nu-Metal bands? Submitted by: GlamRockNinjaLord
Are their arch rivals detergent? Submitted by: Annie
Why can't they just get detergent? Submitted by: Kwasi
Look at the name damnit. It just don't look right. Submitted by: S.T.G.

Song Titles Not Used as Lyrics:

Song Name	Comments & Submitter Name
"Change"	"How do I feel? I've been here before, I've felt this/Retreat to a place, a place within me, I need this/Keep it all down, bottled inside, it breaks me/To torment again and torture me like it used to." - Danny Hates Dubstep
"Epiphany"	"'Cause it's always raining in my head/Forget all the things I should have said." - Danny Hates Dubstep
"Warm Safe Place"	"And then I come to find you here/Through your eyes everything's clear/And I'm home inside your arms/But I'm alone for now." - Danny Hates Dubstep

New Band Names:

New Name	Why It's Better	Submitter Name
Stain Remover	No one likes having stains.	Travis
Cleand	Tide gets rid of all stains!	DarkJon64

New Song Names:

Original Song Name	New Song Name	Submitter Name
"Rout Side"	"Outside"	Mae Beam
"Stout Side"	"Outside"	Mae Beam
"So Far Astray"	"So Far Away"	Regina Haniger
"Not There"	"Right Here"	newsong
"So Fart Away"	"So Far Away"	rockhead
There are additional Staind new song names available.

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer	Comment	Submitter Name
"King Of All Excuses,"	"All Excuses" is not a monarchy.	Lynne O'Leah
"Paper Jesus,"	Jesus wasn't made out of paper.	Fifi McFeef

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name	Song & Band Name
"Where I Wanna Be," Donell Jones	"Right Here," Staind
"Where Is My Man?," Eartha Kitt	"Right Here," Staind
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi	"Outside," Staind
"How Long Has It Been?," Jim Reeves	"It's Been Awhile," Staind
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Pease" originally "Please"

Pease = archaic for peas

Kerianne Hopkins

"Lease" originally "Please"

Max

"Pleas" originally "Please"

Wanda Ruppendown

"Paper Jess" originally "Paper Jesus"

Wendy Torrance

"Fad" originally "Fade"

Kerianne Hopkins

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"King Of Fall Excuses" originally "King Of All Excuses"

Peter

"King Of Wall Excuses" originally "King Of All Excuses"

Peter

"King Of Mall Excuses" originally "King Of All Excuses"

Jamie Burke

"King Of Ball Excuses" originally "King Of All Excuses"

Jamie Burke

"King Of All Excusers" originally "King Of All Excuses"

Marcia Todd

There are additional Staind song titles with a letter added available.

Change a Letter:

"King Of Ill Excuses" originally "King Of All Excuses"

Was #1 in his class on that issue.

Peter

"King Of All Excused" originally "King Of All Excuses"

Karen Smith

"Caper Jesus" originally "Paper Jesus"

Naomi Swanson

"Piper Jesus" originally "Paper Jesus"

Sharon Britt

"Paler Jesus" originally "Paper Jesus"

Bethany Byrd

There are additional Staind song titles with a letter changed available.

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name	Parody Song Name	Parody Author
"Outside"	"Outlines"	the_conqueror_of_parodies
"This is Beetle (Beetlejuice Song)"	"Nazi Needle"	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"Outside"	"Invite (Boring Party)"	Matthias
"Fade"	"Sprayed"	Confission
"Mudshovel"	"Snow Shovel"	Jarvis Procter
"Right Here"	"Right Beer"	S.T.G.
"Right Here Waiting"	"Keep My Dog From Mating"	The Piano Minstrel
"Fade"	"Bathe"	Jarvis Procter
"Outside"	"My Son's Pet Mouse Died"	Nib Oswald
"Falling"	"Farting"	Billy Boyd
There are additional Staind song parodies available.

Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

Song Name	Product	Submittor
Outside	Window Cleaners	Smokey McPot
Fade	Oxy-clean (zit cremes)	S.T.G.

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name	Company/Organization	Submittor
Falling Down	Construction Company	MadDog
It's Been Awhile	Any Company That Puts You On Hold	MadDog
Can't Believe	Any Religious Group	MadDog
So Far Away	Local Tourist Center	Alien freak
Price To Pay	Lawyer	TheMatrixKid
There are additional Staind on hold music ideas available.

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name	Second Band/Song Name	New Song Name	Submittor
Let's Go The Cars	Outside Staind	Let's Go Outside	Genevieve
He Won't Go Adele	Outside Staind	He Won't Go Outside	Rachel
Take Me Out Franz Ferdinand	Outside Staind	Take Me Outside	Joe Siebert
Gift Hellyeah	For You Staind	Gift For You Is it Christmas already?	Garrison
There are additional Staind duets that haven't been done yet available.

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

My Staind Morning Jacket

My Morning Jacket combined with Staind

Submitted By: Rock Maninoff

The Academy Is Staind

The Academy Is... combined with Staind

It means the academy is has been done in by bad behavior. How appropo.

Submitted By: Rip Jeans

Staind Glass Tiger

Staind combined with Glass Tiger

Submitted By: Rose Cathcart

Staind Cardigans

Staind combined with The Cardigans

Submitted By: Billy Boyd

There are additional Staind Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.

Misheard Lyrics:

"It's Been Awhile" Misheard Lyrics: It's bitter now Original Lyrics: It's been awhile	"Just Go" Misheard Lyrics: I have been banging long enough to know Original Lyrics: I haven't been here long enough to know
"Lowest in Me" Misheard Lyrics: You bring out the walrus that I have in me Original Lyrics: You bring out the lowest that I have in me	"It's Been Awhile" Misheard Lyrics: It's been around Original Lyrics: It's been awhile
There are additional Staind misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"Lowest in Me"

Misheard Lyrics:

You bring out the walrus that I have in me

Original Lyrics:

You bring out the lowest that I have in me

Story about this misheard lyric by: Tommy

My brother said that the singer was making walrus noises, and I thought it was pretty funny.

There are additional Staind misheard stories available.

Nonsensical Song Lyrics:

"Fade"

The Nonsensical Lyrics:

Now it seems to surface,
I am scratching is the bed that I have made.

Why They're Nonsensical:

uh......what?

Submitted by: wadded beef

Misrhymed Song Lyrics:

"For You"

The Misrhymed Lyrics:

All your insults and your curses
Make me feel like I'm not a person

Why They're Misrhymed:

I'm not hearing the rhyme between 'curses' and 'person', yo!

Submitted by: sXe LeXi 5X2

Insulting Song Lyrics:

"Outside"

The Insulting Lyrics:

'Cause inside you're ugly
You're ugly like me.

Why They're Insulting:

Self-explanatory. He's calling himself ugly, AND the person he's singing to.

Submitted by: Charles

Song Lyrics That Name Check Celebrities:

"Layne"

The Lyrics:

My life you saved, your name was Layne

Who They Mention:

Layne Staley

Submitted by: Brandierain

Songs That Open With Their Titles:

"It's Been A While"

Opening Lines:

It's been a while since I could hold my head up high.

Comments:

Submitted by: Brian Kelly

Song Title Space Change:

"Nut's Hell" originally "Nutshell"

Submitted by: Yvette Bristle

"Mud's Hovel" originally "Mudshovel"

Submitted by: Elsie Greer

Band Name Anagrams:

It's Dan Submitted by: Jessica Albatross

St. Dina Submitted by: Regina Haniger

Is there any saint named Dina?

I Stand Submitted by: Rachel

Sand It Submitted by: Rachel

Ant's Id Submitted by: Kerianne Hopkins

Song Title Anagrams:

"Loved Hums" originally "Mudshovel"

Submitted by: Norma Lehigh

"Hum Solved" originally "Mudshovel"

Submitted by: Norma Lehigh

"Mud Hovels" originally "Mudshovel"

Submitted by: Norma Lehigh

"White Base Line" originally "It's Been Awhile"

Submitted by: Frank

"Ed Is Out" originally "Outside"

Submitted by: Kara Oke

There are additional Staind Song Title Anagrams available.

Songs That Are Banned:

"Fade"

The music video was banned from MTV after the 9/11 terrorist attacks. The video showed a clock tower collapsing over the band while they played the song.

Submitted by: hypersk