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Fun Music Information -> Vertical Horizon
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Band Name Origins:
- Well ACTUALLY, Keith was trying to think of a name one night before a gig. He was writing prospective names on one of those toy clipboards with a plastic pencil. The kind where you lift the piece of cellophane and it erases what you wrote. After seeing a kiddy pool lying on it's side, he had wrote down: Vertical Pool Then lifted up the page halfway to erase pool and wrote "Horizon." Submitted by: ENR
- Acually, "horizontal" is the opposite of "vertical". So this would make "Vertical Horizon" an oxymoron. Submitted by: newsound
Stupid Band Names:
- Come on now, everyone knows that vertical is the opposite of horizontal. The word "horizontal" means "like the horizon", so this band name is an Oxymoron. Submitted by: xyz
New Band Names:
New Name | Why It's Better | Submitter Name |
| Crooked Planet | Where you'd probably find a Vertical Horizon. | Guest 6862 |
New Song Names:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "Everything You Haunt" | "Everything You Want" | D. Melody Dole, MD |
| "Everything You Daunt" | "Everything You Want" | D. Melody Dole, MD |
| "Everything You Taunt" | "Everything You Want" | D. Melody Dole, MD |
| "the best i ever had" | "the bets i ever had" | ita widiyanto |
Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "You're A God," | One would have to be immortal, and you're not. | whatever |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
| "Are You Happy Now?," Michelle Branch | "We Are," Vertical Horizon | |
| "Who's Gonna Ride Your Wild Horses?," U2 | "We Are," Vertical Horizon | |
| "Who's In The Strawberry Patch With Sally?," Tony Orlando and Dawn | "We Are," Vertical Horizon | |
| "Everything She Wants," Wham! | "Everything You Want," Vertical Horizon | |
| There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. | ||
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"I'm Still Her" originally "I'm Still Here"
Agrammatical, but lots of song titles are.
Lydia Helton
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"You're Ax God" originally "You're A God"
Didn't know there was an ax god!
Helena Hoover
"You're Da God" originally "You're A God"
Helena Hoover
"You're A Goad" originally "You're A God"
Helena Hoover
"You're As God" originally "You're A God"
Carla Jorgensen
Change a Letter:
"You've A God" originally "You're A God"
You've = contraction for "you have"
Lydia Helton
"You're A Cod" originally "You're A God"
Something fishy about it, but it works.
Lauren Overstreet
"You're A Pod" originally "You're A God"
Lauren Overstreet
"We Ate" originally "We Are"
Axl Sean
Recordings:
Nov 3
a parody of "Everything You Want" by Vertical Horizon
I'm not going to lie, the original recording of this was very--sad. The lyrics weren't funny--so I decided it needed a rewrite. No wonder I didn't post the soundclick link before.
Soundclick: (mp3)
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Everything You Want" | "You're Too Nonchalant" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
| "You're A God" | "It's The Blob" | Annie |
| "You Say" | "Run Away" | Rex Ungericht |
| "You're A God" | "You're A Dog" | Agrimorfee |
| "We Are" | "How Far?" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
| "Everything You Want" | "Everywhere You Haunt" | Matthias |
| "Everything You Want" | "Everything He Flaunts" | Below Average Dave |
| "I'm Still Here" | "No Swill Beer" | Jeremy Otto |
| "Best I Ever Had" | "Best I Never Had" | Billy Boyd |
| "Everything You Want" | "The RIse of Darth Vader Part 2" | Syncronos |
There are additional song parodies available. | ||
Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| When You Cry | Kleenex tissues | Ed |
| Underwater | Flood Insurance | Ed |
| Underwater | Scuba Diving Lessons | Ed |
| Best I Ever Had | Escort Service | Barry Wolfenden |
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Finding Me | Missing persons hotline | Edward |
| Underwater | New Orleans Chamber of Commerce | Ed |
| Shackled | Maximum Security Prison | Ed |
| We Are | Grammar School | rocky |
| Won't Go Away | Stalker Victim Hotline | Ed |
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Oh My God Adele | You're A God Vertical Horizon | Oh My, You're A God! | K.N. Pepper |
| Here Alessia Cara | We Are Vertical Horizon | Here We Are With apologies to Gloria Estefan | Joe |
| Nice Legs, Shame About The Face The Monks | Lines Upon Your Face Vertical Horizon | Nice Legs, Shame About The Lines Upon Your Face | Edward |
| The Way Fastball | We Are Vertical Horizon | The Way We Are | Pete Worst |
| There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available. | |||
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:
Bring Me The Vertical Horizon
Bring Me The Horizon combined with Vertical Horizon
A combination of two 'stupid' band names (which could also be considered literally impossible).
Submitted By: Mr. Critic
Misheard Lyrics:
"Everything You Want"
Misheard Lyrics: You never did know this
Original Lyrics: You never did notice
| "Everything You Want"
Misheard Lyrics: He's everything you love
Original Lyrics: He's everything you want
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"Everything You Want"
Misheard Lyrics: And you don't know what
Original Lyrics: And you don't know why
| "You’re a God"
Misheard Lyrics: I gotta be on it
Original Lyrics: I gotta be honest
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| There are additional misheard lyrics available. | |
Misheard Lyrics Stories:
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"Everything You Want"
Misheard Lyrics: Unless you were faded
Original Lyrics: Unless you were fed it
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Cody Finke The real lyrics don't make sense... |
| There are additional misheard stories available. | |
Song Title Space Change:
"Wear E" originally "We Are"
Don't wear A, B, C, or D.
Submitted by: Axl Sean
Band Name Anagrams:
Arrive Onto Zilch Submitted by: Buzzy
Song Title Anagrams:
"Your Ad Ego" originally "You're A God"
Submitted by: Kanye West Point Blank Check Mark Loretta Lynn
"A Guy Or Doe" originally "You're A God"
Interesting choice of options..
Submitted by: Kanye West Point Blank Check Mark Loretta Lynn
"You Ear God" originally "You're A God"
uhm....no comment!
Submitted by: Kanye West Point Blank Check Mark Loretta Lynn
"A Rodeo Guy" originally "You're A God"
Submitted by: Bob
"You Go, Dear" originally "You're A God"
Submitted by: Simon
There are additional Song Title Anagrams available.
Song Title Spoonerisms:
"Minding Fee" originally "Finding Me"
Submitted by: Tess O. Gosset
Upbeat Songs With Depressing Lyrics:
"Everything You Want"
The Lyrics: I am everything you want.
I am everything you need. I am everything inside of you that you will ever be. I say all the right things at exactly the right time, but I mean nothing to you, and I don't know why. Why: Here we find out the man with the unrequited love sung about throughout the song is the singer himself.
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
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Band Name Spoonerisms:
Hortical Verizon originally "Vertical Horizon"
They could endorse cellphones (Verizon)
Submitted by: Edward
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