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Just drop those socks behind you now.
Just drop those thoughts behind you now.
 
"Dirty Little Secret" (MP3) 
And all I've tried to hide
 It tears me apart
 Change this lightbulb
And all I've tried to hide
 It's eating me apart
 Trace this life out.
 
"Dirty Little Secret" (MP3) 
And now I try to love
 It's eating me apart
 Trace this lipo.
And all I've tried to hide
 It's eating me apart
 Trace this life out.
 
"Dirty Little Secret" (MP3) 
Don't tell anyone Or you'll be just another reject
Don't tell anyone
 Or you'll be just another regret.
 
"Dirty Little Secret" (MP3) 
Don't tell me
 In one hour, you'll be just another regret.
Don't tell anyone
 Or you'll be just another regret.
 
"Dirty Little Secret" (MP3) 
I come around to tie my shoe
I come around a time or two
I'm an Apple
 
"Dirty Little Secret" (MP3) 
I go around to tie my shoe, 
 Just to waste my time with you
I go around a time or two, 
 Just to waste my time with you
 
"Dirty Little Secret" (MP3) 
I go around to tie my shoe
 Just to waste my time with you.
I go around a time or two
 Just to waste my time with you.
 
"Dirty Little Secret" (MP3) 
I'll go around and tie my shoes
 Just to waste my time with you.
I'll go around a time or two
 Just to waste my time with you.
 
"Dirty Little Secret" (MP3) 
I'll keep you my dirty little sea crab,
 (dirty little sea crab)
I'll keep you my dirty little secret,
 (dirty little secret)
 
"Dirty Little Secret" (MP3) 
I'll keep you my dirty, little secret
 Don't tell anyone or you'll be just another reject.
I'll keep you my dirty, little secret
 Don't tell anyone or you'll be just another regret.
 
"Dirty Little Secret" (MP3) 
Just another egret.
Just another regret.
 
"Dirty Little Secret" (MP3) 
Let me know, and sing me a song
 When I've seen The OC 6 times
 Go around a time or two
 Just to baste a chicken with you.
Let me know that I've done wrong
 When I've known this all along
 I go around a time or two
 Just to waste my time with you.
 
"Dirty Little Secret" (MP3) 
My Fergie's little secret
My dirty little secret
Fergie as in Sarah Ferguson, the Dutchess of York, or a member of the Black Eyed Peas.
 
"Dirty Little Secret" (MP3) 
My birdie keeps a secret
My dirty little secret
 
"Dirty Little Secret" (MP3) 
My early little secret
My dirty little secret
 
"Dirty Little Secret" (MP3) 
My sturdy little secret
My dirty little secret
 
"Dirty Little Secret" (MP3) 
These sleeping dogs won't lie
These sleeping thoughts won't lie
Go around and tie my shoe
 Just to waste my time with you
 
"Dirty Little Secret" (MP3) 
Trace this life hack.
Trace this life back.
 
"Dirty Little Secret" (MP3) 
Trace this life hack.
Trace this life back.
 
"Dirty Little Secret" (MP3) 
Trace this lipo.
Trace this life back.
 
"Dirty Little Secret" (MP3) 
Who asked you so?
Who has to know?
 
"Dirty Little Secret" (MP3) 
Who has the nose?
Who has to know?
 
I'll only believe the things I wrote
 And put it in a note, yeah
 I'll cross my t's and not my eyes.
I'll only believe the things I wrote
 And put it in a note, yeah
 I'll cross my t's and dot my eyes.
 
I'll only believe the things I wrote
 And put it in a notebook.
I'll only believe the things I wrote
 And put it in a note, yeah.
 
She's got a weight
 Still they stick together.
She's gone away
 Still they stay together.
 
"Gives You Hell"
Ginsu hell
gives you hell
 
"Gives You Hell"
Have to mean you well
Hope it gives you hell
 
"Gives You Hell"
Hope it gets you well
Hope it gives you hell
 
"Gives You Hell"
If it gives you help
If it gives you hell
 
"Gives You Hell"
With the sad, sad look
That you're S.O.L.
With the sad, sad look
That you wear so well
 
"Gives You Hell"
You can take back your mammaries, they're no good to me.
You can take back your memories, they're no good to me.
 
Just a little insight
 Will make this right
Just a little insight
 Won’t make this right
Can entirely invert the point of the song if you choose to hear the version you want to.
 
My mind's on wheat thins
 Maybe the beast will leave me alone.
My mind's unweaving
 Maybe it's best you leave me alone.
 
An neven when your rope is long
 Move along, move along like I know yadoo.
And even when your hope is gone
 Move along, move along like I know you do.
 
Broke the law, broke the law
Move along, move along
 
Do the log, do the log
Move along, move along
 
Doo a dong, doo a dong, like I know ya do.
Move along, move along, like I know ya do.
 
Even when your hope is gone,
Mow the lawn mow the lawn
Even when your hope is gone,
Move along move along
 
Home Alone, Home Alone
Move along, move along
 
How are you gonna keep arms strong?
 Mow the lawn, mow the lawn, like I told you to.
 or
 How are you gonna keep it strong?
 Move along, move along like I know you're wrong.
When all you got to keep is strong
 Move along, move along like I know you do.
 
Hump your mom, hump your mom like I know you do.
Move along, move along like I know you do.
 
Look around, look around
Move along, move along
 
Move around, move around
Move along, move along
 
Mow the lawn, mow the lawn, like I know you do.
Move along, move along, like I know you do.
 
Mow the lawn, mow the lawn.
Move along, move along.
 
Mow the lawn, mow the lawn
 Like I know you do!
Move along, move along
 Like I know you do!
 
When everything is wrong, we mow the lawn
When everything is wrong, we move along
 
When you're full, everyone says
When you fall, everyone stands.
 
"Paper Heart"
Said bold things that made you run away.
Simple things, that make you run away.
 
Sell my bacon.
Stab my back and...
 
"Straightjacket Feeling" (MP3) 
B*** me time and time again.
Beg me time and time again.
 
"Straitjacket Feeling"
Bang me time and time again.
Beg me time and time again.
 
"Swing Swing Swing" (MP3) 
Swing Swing Swing from a jail cell
My heart's been crushed by a former love
Can you help me find a way to carry on again
Swing swing swing from the tangles of
My heart's is crushed by a former love
 
Can you help me find a wing
 To carry on again?
Can you help me find a way
 To carry on again?
 
Days swiftly come and gobr>I'm dreaming of fur.
Days swiftly come and go
 I'm dreaming of her.
 
Emotions of fur
Emotion astir
 
Marry me
 Marry me.
Bury me
 Carry me.
 
My heart is crushed by a foreign love.
My heart is crushed by a former love.
 
My heart is crushed by a foreign love.
My heart is crushed by a former love.
 
My heart's been touched by a form of love.
My heart's been crushed by a former love.
 
Sing swing swing from the tables of my heart
 It's crushed by a former loud.
Swing swing swing from the tangles of my heart
 It's crused by a former love.
 
Swing swing swing, from the tables side...
Swing swing swing, from the tangles of...
 
Swing, swing from a cherry vine.
Swing, swing from the tangles of
 
Swing, swing from the cables of
 My heart
Swing, swing from the tangles of
 My heart
 
Swing, swing from the table side of
 My heart that was crushed by a foreign love
 Can't you try to wait
 To carry on?
Swing, swing from the tangles of
 My heart is crushed by a former love
 Can you help me find a way
 To carry on again?
 
Swing, swing from the table top.
Swing, swing from the tangles of...
 
Swing, swing from the tables of love.
Swing, swing, swing from the tangles of
 
Swing, swing from the tables of my heart.
Swing, swing from the tangles of my heart.
 
Swing, swing from the tables of my hearts.
Swing, swing from the tangles of my hearts.
 
Swing, swing from the tables of...
 or
 Swing, swing from the cables of...
Swing, swing, swing from the tangles of...
 
Swing, swing from the turd side of
 My heart
 or
 Swing, swing from the turnstile of
 My heart
Swing, swing from the tangles of
 My heart
 
Swing, swing, swing from a table top 
 My eyes are crossed by a former lug.
Swing, swing, swing, from the tangles of 
 My heart is crushed by a former love.
 
Swing, swing, swing from a telephone.
Swing, Swing, Swing from the tangles of my heart.
 
Swing, swing, swing from the table cloth
 My heart
Swing, swing, swing from the tangles of
 My heart
 
Swing, swing, swing from the table saw.
Swing, swing from the tangles of (my heart).
 
Swing, swing, swing from the table saw
 My heart was crushed by a foreign love.
Swing, swing, swing for the tangles of
 My heart was crushed by a former love.
 
Swing, swing, swing from the table sawing my heart
 Is crushed by a former love.
Swing, swing, swing from the tangles of my heart
 Is crushed by a former love.
 
Swing, swing, swing from the tablesaw of my heart is crushed by a former love
Swing swing swing from the tangles of my heart
It's crussed by a former love.
 
Swing, swing, swing from the tablesaw.
Swing, swing, swing from the tangles of
 
Swing, swing, swing from the tablesaw
Swing, swing, swing for the tangles of
 
Swing, swing, swing from the tabletops
 My heart is crushed by a velvet glove.
Swing, swing, swing from the tangles of
 My heart is crushed by a former love.
 
Swing, swing, swing from the the jungle side
 Of my heart is crashed by a former lie.
Swing swing swing from the tangles of
 My heart is crushed by a former love.
 
Swing, swing, swing from the udders of a white horse.
Swing, swing, swing from the tangles of my heart.
 
The song is gone
 The knifes are long.
The sun is gone
 The nights are long.
 
Thiefs crashing thru the sky
 I'm groovin' on
 Sweat pea Guinesss do arrive
 She knows of the bong.
Dreams cast into the sky
 I'm moving on
 Sweet beginnings do arise
 She knows I was wrong.
 
You think that I would cry, on the phone?
 Do you know what it feels like, peeing alone?
You think that I would cry, on the phone?
 Do you know what it feels like, being alone?
 
Get crushed by an Oreo.
Is crushed by a former love.
 
My heart is crashed by a formula.
My heart is crushed by a former love.
 
She's seeing other guys, emotions they stir.
She's seeing other guys, emotions ascur.
 
Stair at me
 Stair at me
Bury me
 Carry me.
 
Sweet, sweet, sweet from the tattoo of
 My hard lips crushed by conformist doves.
Swing, swing, swing from the tangles of
 My heart is crushed by a former love.
 
Swing, Swing, Swing from a tablesaw
 White horse is crushed by a foreign log.
Swing, swing, swing from the tangles of
 My heart is crushed by a former love.
 
Swing, swing from a table saw.
Swing, swing from the tangles of...
 
Swing, swing from the table tops
Swing, swing, swing from the tangles of...
 
Swing, swing from the table-top - oh! my heart
Swing, swing from the tangles of my heart
 
Swing, swing from the tables of my heart
 Is crushed by a formula.
Swing, swing from the tangles of my heart
 Is crushed by a former love.
 
Swing, swing, form thte tableside of my heart
 It's scratched from a former love.
Swing, swing for the tangles of
 My heart is crushed by a former love.
 
Swing, swing, from the tables that I have.
Swing, swing, from the tangles of...
 
Swing, swing, from the tabletop
 My heart's been crushed by a former love.
Swing, swing from the tangles of
 My heart's been crushed by a former love.
 
Swing, swing, swing from a table saw
 My heart is crushed by a former love.
Swing, swing, swing from the tangles of
 My heart is crushed by a former love.
 
Swing, swing, swing from a tabletop.
Swing, swing, swing from the tangles of...
 
Swing, swing, swing from a tabletop
 Arf, arf, it's crushed by a formula.
Swing, swing, swing from the tangles of
 My heart is crushed by a former love.
 
Swing, swing, swing from the single side of my heart
Swing, swing, swing from the tangles of my heart
 
Swing, swing, swing from the table side.
Swing, swing, swing from the tangles of...
 
Swing, swing, swing from the table side.
Swing, swing, swing from the tangles of
 
Swing, swing, swing from the table sound
 My heart is crashed by a form of love.
Swing, swing, swing from the tangles of
 My heart is crushed by a former love.
 
Swing, swing, swing from the tabletop
 My heart is crushed by a foreign love.
Swing, swing, swing from the tangles of
 My heart is crushed by a former love.
 
Swing, swing, swing from the the tablesaw
 My heart is crushed by a former love.
Swing, swing, swing from the tangles of
 My heart is crushed by a former love.
 
Swing, swing, swing, from the table-side
 Of my heart.
Swing, swing, swing, from the tangles of
 My heart.
 
Swing, swing, turn the Teletubbies on
 My dad was crushed by a former dove.
Swing, swing, from the tangles of
 My heart is crushed by a former love.
 
swing, swing, swing from the table stand
 My hearts been crushed by a falling lamb.
Swing, swing, swing from the tangles of
 My heart is crushed by a former love.
 
"The Cigarette Song"
Missed calls, misgrace
Missed call, missed calls
 
"The Cigarette Song"
One day, one day slipped away and
 Miss her, miss her
One place, one place slipped away and
 Missed call, missed calls.
 
I'll see you again in January.
I'll see you again. You'll pretend you're naive.
 
This may be the last song that I'll write for love.
This may be the last thing that I'll write for long.
 
This may be the last thing that you'll hear a song.
This may be the last thing that I'll write for long.
Get your okie on!
 
"Time Stands Still" (MP3) 
Family of perfection
Epitome of perfection
 
"Time Stands Still" (MP3) 
She's my stair well.
She's lost her will.
 
"Time Stands Still" (MP3) 
She's my stair well.
She's lost her will.
 
A dollar's a pity to you.
A dollar's a penny to you.
 
A dollar's opinion of you
A dollar's a penny to you.
 
I can't move on, I can't take it
 She, she says we were ma-a-aking out.
I can't move on, I can't take it
 She, she says we won't ma-a-ake it now.
 
It's killing me, f***ing about it.
It's killing me, forget about it.
 
She says, 'We'll get naked now.'
She says, 'We won't make it now.'