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There are 21 misheard song lyrics for Joan Armatrading on amIright currently.
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"Bad Habits"
Every time's against the wind
 You're guilty
 But I'm yours
 So I can take it.
Every lie's a masterpiece
 You're gifted
 But I'm young
 So I can take it.
 
"Bad Habits"
You say you'll confess
 But you know you won't
You say you'll do things
 That you know you won't
 
"Bad Habits"
You smoke like a bird and you steal that money
You smoke like a burning Haystack honey
 
Animal, mineral, physical, Billy Joel
Animal, mineral, physical, spiritual
 
Drop the marquee
 Smell my perfume
 Drop the marhue
 I'm your easy rider
Drop the monkey
 Smell my perfume
 Drop the mahout
 I'm the easy rider
 
Drop the monkey, smell my baboon.
Drop the monkey, smell my perfume.
 
So you're in love
 I say what a bitch
So you're in love
 I say what of it
 
Your kids and cousins
Your kissing cousins
 
Animal, mineral, physical, spill it all
Animal, mineral, physical, spiritual
 
Drop the monkey
Smell my baboon
Drop the monkey
Smell my perfume
 
Drop the monkey
Smell my poo poo
Drop the monkey
Smell my perfume
 
Just a pilot.
Drop the pilot.
 
"I Can't Lie To Myself"
What a lot of muscle
I can't lie to myself.
 
"I Love It When You Call Me Names" (MP3) 
He's not too tough, 
but he loves the pain
He's pecked to death, 
but he loves the pain
 
"I Love It When You Call Me Names" (MP3) 
She wearing heavy metal and lace
He dresses up in cowboy tights.
She wearing heavy leather and lace
He dresses up in cowboy tastes
 
"I Love It When You Call Me Names" (MP3) 
She's wearing heavy metal and lace. 
He dresses up in cowboy's tease. 
They're partners when they put up a crime. 
That's their way of love and not mine.
She's wearing heavy leather with lace. 
He dresses up in cowboy taste. 
They punish then they think up a crime. 
It's their way of loving, not mine.
 
I can walk on the ladders.
I can walk under ladders.
 
I can walk under water.
I can walk under ladders.
 
I don't need a facelift.
I don't need a bracelet.
 
Be my sofa.
Me, myself, I
 
I don't want someone to come babysit
I don't want someone to come pay a visit