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And that Aryan song was playin' in my mind.
And that REM song was playin' in my mind.
 
And three and a half mixed nuts
 Felt like a lifetime.
And three and a half minutes
 Felt like a lifetime.
 
And three and a happiness
Felt like a lifetime.
And three and a half minutes
Felt like a lifetime.
 
And your mother didn't cry.
And your mother didn't mind.
 
Are you staying in the lines?
Are you sitting in the lights?
 
Three and a half T'Nuks
 Felt like a lifetime.
Three-and-a-half minutes
 Felt like a lifetime.
T'Nuk is an incredibly ugly female alien character on the adult Sci-Fi Channel show 'Tripping the Rift.
 
Three little happy nerds
 Felt like a lifetime.
Three-and-a-half minutes
 Felt like a lifetime.
 
We were out late, to the wake.
When we arrived late, to the wake.
 
Your mom just smiled inside.
You mom just smiled and sighed.
 
Here we are, foreign to their world
 Stayin' in a kibbutz.
Here we are, foreign to their world
 Straight and composed.
 
"Desperately Wanting" (MP3) 
And if they bring up your name
 Will they say you want more?
 Penny burst in the world
 Never giving a chance
 Then they ask what went wrong
 When you never had it right
 No you never had it right
And if they bring up your name
 Will they say you won the war?
 Baby burst in the world
 Never given a chance
 Then they ask what went wrong
 When you never had it right
 No you never had it right
 
"Desperately Wanting" (MP3) 
I remember running through the wet grass
 Falling a step behind
 Both of us never tiring
 Desperately horny.
I remember running through the wet grass
 Falling a step behind
 Both of us never tiring
 Desperately wanting.
 
"Desperately Wanting" (MP3) 
Say the worst is over 
Kickin' over a can
Say the worst is over 
Kick it over again
 
All I wanna do
 Is get up early in the morning.
All I wanna do
 Is stay till early in the morning.
 
All I want to do
 Instead of early in the morning
All I want to do
 Is stay till early in the morning
 
Like a dope on a rope
Like a soap on a rope
 
Aha, in this skirt ahahah
 Aha, in this skirt.
 Aha, in this skirt ahahah
 Aha, in this skirt.
Aha, it was good living with you.
 Aha, it was good.
 Aha, it was good living with you.
 Aha, it was good.
 
And it's good livin' with your aunt.
 or
 And it's good livin' with you and...
And it's good livin' with you (wahow).
 
Books around the house
Looking around the house
 
It looks good, oh when oh Winnie whoa ho.
It was good, living with you, ah-ah
 
It was good livin with your granma
 or
 It looks good anyway you want
And it's good livin' with you (wahow)
 
It was good livin' with you and..
It was good livin' with you, aha.
 
It was good when you whack-off.
Aha...it's good livin' with you (wa-how).
 
Life is good, I'm livin' with a waffle
And it's good livin' with you (wahow).
 
Mom, it was good living with you
Mom, it was good, ahh
Aha, it was good living with you.
Aha, it was good.
 
Naked around the house.
Looking around the house.
 
S***ting around the house
Sitting around the house
 
S***ting around the house
Sitting around the house
 
Uh-huh, it's good. Living with your uncle is good.
Ah-ha, it was good livin' with you, aha. It was good...
 
W*** off, and it's good living with you
 W*** off.
A-ha, and it's good living with you
 A-ha!
 
Well maybe I'm just too short.
Well maybe I'm just too sure.
 
And that's the reason that I'm not scared.
And that's the reason that I'm asking.
 
D.C.
Juicy
As in Washington, D.C.
 
Yeah, aw two-step two-step Aw two-step
 Aw two-step
 Aw, ooh, aw, ooh, yeah yeah yeah 
 two-step
Yeah, aw juicy Juicy Aw juicy 
 Aw juicy 
 Aw, ooh, aw, ooh, yeah yeah yeah 
 Juicy
 
You're like a 7-Eleven
You're like a salve on a leper
 
"King of New Orleans" (MP3) 
Colored folks! You're all the same!
Gutterpunks! You're all the same!
 
"King of New Orleans" (MP3) 
God save the thing of New Orleans
God save the king of New Orleans
 
"Lifetime"
And between there and happiness
 It felt like a lifetime.
And three and a half minutes
 Felt like a lifetime.
 
Everybody wants to be apart. 
 Everybody loves the situation. 
 Who'd ever want to play the part? 
 Every night I miss numbers on a governmental chart.
Everybody wants to be a part. 
 Everybody loves the situation. 
 Who'd ever want to play the part 
 of anonymous numbers on a governmental chart?
 
"Return of the Post Moderns" (MP3) 
Writing speeches for the President 
Out on the White House lawn
Writhing peaches for the President 
Out on the White House lawn
 
"Rollin'"
Go 'round Indiana state in a Cadillac.
Gonna hit the interstate in a Cadillac.
 
Put on the mask, my rose, Aaliyah.
 or
 Put on the mask, white rose, Aaliyah.
Put on the mask, my Rosealia.