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"1985"
'Cuz' spends a CPA.
Husband's a CPA.
 
"1985"
Blue Stacy, Madonna
 Waiting for Nirvana
 There was choo-choos and Gandhi.
Bruce Springsteen, Madonna
 Way before Nirvana
 There was U2 and Blondie.
 
"1985"
Bring back spices, Madonna
 Waiting for your mama
 There was you two, you blondies
 Music still on MTV
 Her new kid in high school
 He tells her that she's uncool.
Bring back Springsteen, Madonna
 Way before Nirvana
 There was U2 and Blondie
 And music still on MTV
 Her two kids in high school
 They tell her that she's uncool.
 
"1985"
Bru Spring steam, Madonna, way before your mama
Bruce Springsteen, Madonna, way before Nirvana
 
"1985"
Bruce, please stay, I wanna, I really want nirvana.
Bruce Springsteen, Madonna, way before Nirvana.
 
"1985"
Ce Ce, Madonna, way before Nirvona
Bruce Springsteen, Madonna, way before Nirvana
 
"1985"
Did he just hit the wall?
Debbie just hit the wall.
 
"1985"
Her Jeep went out the door
Her dreams went out the door
 
"1985"
Her drink went out the door when she turned 24.
Her dreams went out the door when she turned 24.
 
"1985"
Her jeans went out the door
Her dreams went out the door
 
"1985"
Her toucans in high school
 Tell her that she's uncool.
Her two kids in high school
 They tell her that she's uncool.
 
"1985"
Her yeller what's TB is not the enemy 
 or 
 Her yeller what's chee-bee is not the enemy.
Her yellow SUV is now the enemy.
 
"1985"
Her yellow SUV is now the end of me.
Her yellow SUV is now the enemy.
 
"1985"
Miss Stacy, Madonna
 I'm waiting for Nirvana
Bruce Springsteen, Madonna
 Way before Nirvana
 
"1985"
One Prozac a day
 Husband's a sleepy gay.
One Prozac a day
 Husband's a CPA.
 
"1985"
Please make this stuck, stuck, stuck!
Please make this stop, stop, stop!
 
"1985"
Please make this stuff, stuff, stuff
Please make this stop, stop, stop
 
"1985"
Ready for Nirvana
Way before Nirvana
 
"1985"
Retreats went out the door when she turned 24
Her dreams went out the door when she turned 24.
 
"1985"
Speacy Madona
 Waiting for a vonado.
Bruce Springsteen, Madonna
 Way before Nirvana
 
"1985"
Stacee, Madonna
 Waiting for a momma
 There was U2 and Blondie
 Her music is on MTV
 The kids in her high school
 Tell her that she's uncool
 Nut she's still preoccupied
 In 1985.
Bruce Springsteen, Madonna
 Way before Nirvana
 Their was U2 and Blondie
 Their music still on MTV
 Her two kids in high school
 They tell her that she's uncool
 But she still preoccupied
 With 19-19-1985.
 
"1985"
Stacey just hit the wall
Debbie just hit the wall.
 
"1985"
Stacey, Madonna, waiting for Nirvana.
Springsteen, Madonna, way before Nirvana
 
"1985"
Stacey, Madonna, waiting for your mama
 There was U2 and Blondie
 The music's still on MTV
 These two kids in high school
 They tell her that she's uncool.
Bruce Springsteen, Madonna, way before Nirvana
 There was U2 and Blondie
 Their music still on MTV
 Her two kids in high school
 They tell her that she's uncool.
 
"1985"
Stacy Matata
 Way before Nevada
Bruce Springsteen, Madonna
 Way before Nirvana
 
"1985"
Stacy Q, Madonna
 Way before your mama.
Bruce Springsteen, Madonna
 Way before Nirvana.
 
"1985"
Stacy, Madonna
 Craving for Nirvana
Bruce Springsteen, Madonna
 Way before Nirvana
 
"1985"
Stacy, Madonna
 Way before Nirvana
 There was tutu's and blondies
 Their moves are still on MTV
 Her two kids in high school
 They say she is uncool
 But she is still preoccupied
 19- 19- 1985.
Bruce Springsteen, Madonna
 Way before Nirvana
 Their was U2 and Blondie
 Their music still on MTV
 Her two kids in high school
 They tell her that she's uncool
 But she still preocupied
 In 19-19-1985.
 
"1985"
Stacy, Madonna
 Way before Nirvana
 There was tutu's and blondies
 Their moves are still on MTV
 The kids at her high school
 They say she is uncool
 But she is still living in
 19- 19- 1985.
Bruce Springsteen, Madonna
 Way before Nirvana
 Their was U2 and Blondie
 Their music still on MTV
 Her two kids in high school
 They tell her that she's uncool
 But she still preocupied
 With 19-19-1985.
 
"1985"
Stinky, McFlyer
 Way before your grandma
Bruce Springsteen, Madonna
 Way before Nirvana
 
"1985"
The cool kids in high school
 They tell her that she's uncool
Her two kids in high school
 They tell her that she's uncool.
 
"1985"
There was Blue's Clues and Barney
There was U2 and Blondie
Yes there was Blues Clues and Barney in 2004 (when this song was made), but not in the year that represents the title of this song!
 
"1985"
There was Mewtwo and Blondie.
There was U2 and Blondie.
 
"1985"
There was Yoko and Blondie
There was U2 and Blondie
 
"1985"
There was Youtube and Blondie
There was U2 and Blondie
But there WASN'T Youtube when this song was made (in 2004). Youtube didn't exist until 2005. Therefore this mishearing is not plausible.
 
"1985"
There was voodoos named Blondie
There was U2 and Blondie
 
"1985"
Through Spring Street, Madonna
Way before Madonna
There wasn't U-2 and Barney
It's music still on MTV
Bruce Springsteen, Madonna
Way before Nirvana
There was U2 and Blondie
Their music still on MTV
 
"1985"
Waiting for Nirvana
Way before Nirvana
 
"1985"
Waiting for nirvana
Way before Nirvana
 
"1985"
Waiting for your mama
Way before Nirvana
 
"1985"
Waiting for your momma
Way before Nirvana
 
"1985"
Watching Blue's Clues and Barney
There was U2 and Blondie
 
"1985"
Way before Nirvana 
 There was you, too, and Blondie.
Way before Nirvana 
 There was U2 and Blondie.
 
"A Friendly Goodbye"
With anything 'bout us
And our kid cash true love tale
With anything 'bout us
And our kick ass true love tale
 
"Almost"
Almost a Jew
 But I guess that doesn't cut it.
Almost had you
 But I guess that doesn't cut it.
 
"Almost"
Almost lied to you
Almost loved you
 
"Almost"
And I wish it would've happened, I'd have asked you to stay.
And I wish I would've had the nerve to ask you to stay.
 
"Almost"
I almost got dropped at school at 14
I almost got drunk at school at 14
 
"Almost"
Miracle thinking battle
 The things I could have done.
Here I go thinking
 About all the things I could've done.
 
"Almost"
You kept me guessing and now I guess that
 I spent my time missing you.
You kept me guessing and now I'm destined
 To spend my time missing you.
 
"Friends Like You"
Stuck with Van Halen, Affleck, through the semi-years
Stuck with Van Halen halfway through the Sammy years
 
"Girl All The Bad Guys Want" (MP3) 
8 o'clock Monday night and I'm late in.
8 o'clock Monday night and I'm waiting.
 
"Girl All The Bad Guys Want" (MP3) 
8 o'clock Monday night and I'm naked.
8 o'clock Monday night and I'm waitin'.
 
"Girl All The Bad Guys Want" (MP3) 
All the heroes and the angels sing.
All the wind blows and the angels sing.
 
"Girl All The Bad Guys Want" (MP3) 
All the hymnals and the angels sing.
All the wind blows and the angels sing.
 
"Girl All The Bad Guys Want" (MP3) 
All the wendals and the angels sing.
All the wind blows and the angels sing.
 
"Girl All The Bad Guys Want" (MP3) 
All the wind goes in; the angels sing.
All the wind blows and the angels sing.
 
"Girl All The Bad Guys Want" (MP3) 
All the windows and the angels sing.
All the wind blows and the angels sing.
 
"Girl All The Bad Guys Want" (MP3) 
And when she walks
 All the windows and the angels sing
And when she walks
 All the wind blows and the angels sing
 
"Girl All The Bad Guys Want" (MP3) 
Cream cheese in her tough eye.
Creamin' over tough guys.
 
"Girl All The Bad Guys Want" (MP3) 
Creamin' into tough guys.
Creamin' over tough guys.
 
"Girl All The Bad Guys Want" (MP3) 
Creaming all the tough guys.
Creamin' over tough guys.
 
"Girl All The Bad Guys Want" (MP3) 
Creaming over Top Gun.
Creaming over tough guys.
 
"Girl All The Bad Guys Want" (MP3) 
Doesn't always make a man!
Does a mullet make a man?
 
"Girl All The Bad Guys Want" (MP3) 
Doesn't always make a man.
Does a mullet make a man?
 
"Girl All The Bad Guys Want" (MP3) 
Doesn't wanna make amends
Does a mullet make a man?
 
"Girl All The Bad Guys Want" (MP3) 
Dunno how to get a tan.
Does the mullet make the man?
 
"Girl All The Bad Guys Want" (MP3) 
Fewer me than you'd be.
If you were me, then you'd be.
 
"Girl All The Bad Guys Want" (MP3) 
Girl all the fat guys want.
Girl all the bad guys want
 
"Girl All The Bad Guys Want" (MP3) 
Her CD changer's full of singers that are mad at their cat.
 or
 Her CD changer's full of singers that are mad at her hat.
Her CD changer's full of singers that are mad at their dad.
 
"Girl All The Bad Guys Want" (MP3) 
Her CD changer's full of singers
 That are mad at their cats.
Her CD changer's full of singers
 That are mad at their dads.
 
"Girl All The Bad Guys Want" (MP3) 
Her CD changes with the singers that are madder than that.
Her CD-changer's full of singers that are mad at their dad.
 
"Girl All The Bad Guys Want" (MP3) 
Her name was Lola
 She's a rocker with a nose ring.
Her name was Nona
 She's a rocker with a nose ring.
 
"Girl All The Bad Guys Want" (MP3) 
It's like a bad movie, she's looking groovy.
It's like a bad movie, she's looking through me.
 
"Girl All The Bad Guys Want" (MP3) 
It's like a bad movie, she's looking groovy.
It's like a bad movie, she's looking through me.
 
"Girl All The Bad Guys Want" (MP3) 
It's like a bad movie
 She's looking groovy.
It's like a bad movie
 She was looking through me.
 
"Girl All The Bad Guys Want" (MP3) 
It's like a bad movie
 She's lookin' groovy
 If you were me then you'd be
 Screamin' so much you'd be
 As I found miserably
 Tryin' to get the girl all the bad guys want.
It's like a bad movie
 She's lookin' through me
 If you were me then you'd be
 Screamin' 'Someone shoot me'
 As I fail miserably
 Tryin' to get the girl all the bad guys want.
 
"Girl All The Bad Guys Want" (MP3) 
It's like a bad movie
 She's lookin' through me
 If you were fail miserably
 Tryin' to get the girl all the bad guys want.
It's like a bad movie
 She's lookin' through me
 If you were me then you'd be
 Screamin' 'Someone shoot me'
 As I fail miserably
 Tryin' to get the girl all the bad guys want.
 
"Girl All The Bad Guys Want" (MP3) 
Like a B-movie
 She's looking groovy.
Like a bad movie
 She's looking through me.
 
"Girl All The Bad Guys Want" (MP3) 
Like a bad movie, she's lookin' groovy
 She'd like to score a teenager and I'm 40.
Like a bad movie, she's lookin' through me
 She'd like to score some reefer and a 40.
 
"Girl All The Bad Guys Want" (MP3) 
Like a bad movie
 She's looking groovy
 Sooner me than you'd be
 Screaming 'so it should be.
It's like a bad movie
 She's looking through me
 If you were me then you'd be
 Screaming, 'Someone shoot me!'
 
"Girl All The Bad Guys Want" (MP3) 
Rock-a-bye movie
 She's looking through me.
It's like a bad movie
 She's looking through me.
 
"Girl All The Bad Guys Want" (MP3) 
Screamin' over tough guys
Creamin' over tough guys
 
"Girl All The Bad Guys Want" (MP3) 
Screaming so much, you'd pee.
Screaming, 'Someone shoot me!'
 
"Girl All The Bad Guys Want" (MP3) 
She broke my heart, I want a piece of bacon.
She broke my heart, I wanna be sedated.
 
"Girl All The Bad Guys Want" (MP3) 
She is looking groovy.
She's looking through me.
 
"Girl All The Bad Guys Want" (MP3) 
She let 'em know they got the best that she'll ever have
She'll never know that I'm the best that she'll ever have
 
"Girl All The Bad Guys Want" (MP3) 
She looking groovy.
She's looking through me.
 
"Girl All The Bad Guys Want" (MP3) 
She says she'd like to score some singer in their forties
 She'll never know that I'm the best Dad she'll never have.
She says she'd like to score some reefer and a forty
 She'll never know that I'm the best that she'll never have.
 
"Girl All The Bad Guys Want" (MP3) 
She wears a 2A, but I'm not quite sure what that means.
She wears a two-way, but I'm not quite sure what that means.
 
"Girl All The Bad Guys Want" (MP3) 
She wears a two ring
 But I'm not quite sure what that means.
She wears a two way
 But I'm not quite sure what that means.
 
"Girl All The Bad Guys Want" (MP3) 
She's f***ing groovy.
She's looking through me.
 
"Girl All The Bad Guys Want" (MP3) 
She's lookin groovy.
She's lookin through me.
 
"Girl All The Bad Guys Want" (MP3) 
She's looking groovy.
She's looking through me.
 
"Girl All The Bad Guys Want" (MP3) 
She's the girl all the fat guys want.
She's the girl all the bad guys want.
 
"Girl All The Bad Guys Want" (MP3) 
She's the girl all the fat guys want.
She's the girl all the bad guys want.
 
"Girl All The Bad Guys Want" (MP3) 
She's the girl all the fat guys want
 She is looking groovy.
She's the girl all the bad guys want
 She is looking through me.
 
"Girl All The Bad Guys Want" (MP3) 
Singers that are manic or dead.
Singers that are mad at their dad.
 
"Girl All The Bad Guys Want" (MP3) 
The girl that I met last month
The girl all the bad boys want
 
"Girl All The Bad Guys Want" (MP3) 
Turntables in my a**.
Turntables in my eyes.
 
"Girl All The Bad Guys Want" (MP3) 
When she walks, all the devils and the angels sing.
When she walks, all the wind blows and the angels sing.
 
"Girl All The Bad Guys Want" (MP3) 
When she walks, all the rebels and the angels sing.
When she walks, all the wind blows and the angels sing.
 
"Girl All the Bad Guys Want" (MP3) 
And I got no semen pass
And I got no season pass
 
"Girl All the Bad Guys Want" (MP3) 
And I like Asian orange
And I like Agent Orange
 
"Girl All the Bad Guys Want" (MP3) 
Her name is known and she's a rocker with a nose ring.
Her name is Nona She's a rocker with a nose ring.
 
"Girl All the Bad Guys Want" (MP3) 
It's like a blended smoothie
It's like a bad movie
 
"Girl All the Bad Guys Want" (MP3) 
It's like a gal's movie
It's like a bad movie
 
"Girl All the Bad Guys Want" (MP3) 
Listening to crap/metal
Listening to rap/metal
 
"Girl All the Bad Guys Want" (MP3) 
Moped, moped, moped
Notepad, notepad, notepad
 
"Girl All the Bad Guys Want" (MP3) 
Not bad, not bad, not bad
Notepad, notepad, notepad
 
"Girl All the Bad Guys Want" (MP3) 
She likes the gunshots and I like Cajun orange
She likes the Godsmack and I like Agent Orange
 
"Girl All the Bad Guys Want" (MP3) 
Trying to be the girl all the fat guys want
Trying to be the girl all the bad guys want
 
"Girl All the Bad Guys Want" (MP3) 
Two tables in her eyes
Turntables in her eyes
 
"I Melt With You"
I see citations.
I see some changes.
 
"I'm Gay"
And we all sympathize with your torn-apart heart
And your really autistic worldly views
And we all sympathize with your torn-apart heart
And your really artistic worldly views
 
"Jimmy Neutron Theme Song"
From here to the scars
Goodbye candy bars
From here to the stars
With my candy bars
 
"Jimmy Neutron Theme Song"
From here to the stars
 Buy candy bars
From here to the stars
 With my candy bars.
 
"Jimmy Neutron Theme Song"
Jack and the Beanstalk
This is the theme song
 
"Jimmy Neutron Theme Song"
This is the see-saw for Jimmy Neutron
This is the theme song for Jimmy Neutron
 
"Jimmy Neutron Theme Song"
This is the see-saw
This is the theme song
 
"Jimmy Neutron Theme Song"
To buy candy bars
With my candy bars
 
"Jimmy Neutron Theme Song"
We sail through the stars
 Good-bye candy bars.
From here to the stars
 With my candy bars.
 
"Jimmy Neutron Theme Song"
We'll buy candy bars
With my candy bars
 
"Jimmy Neutron"
Of a comical kay-nard
 Bark Bark
A mechanical canine
 Bark Bark
 
"Jimmy Neutron"
This is the big tron
 Jimmy Neutron.
This is the theme song
 For Jimmy Neutron.
 
"Lil' Red Riding Hood"
Maybe you'll see things my way
 Before we get to grab most place.
Maybe you'll see things my way
 Before we get to Grandma's place.
 
"Luckiest Loser"
You'd better run for cover, 'cause she's ticking like a time bomb
 And did I mention that you both suck dog c**k?
You'd better run for cover, 'cause she's ticking like a time bomb
 And did I mention that you both suck dot com?
 
"My Hometown"
Even though I was a f***** and a marching band geek
Even though I was a fat kid and a marching band geek
 
"Normal Chicks"
You're not Christian Bale
But you're pretty kick ass as far as I can tell
You're not Kristen Bell
But you're pretty kick as as far as I can tell
 
"Ohio (Come Back To Texas)"
... and misses the fruit flies
... and Mrs Baird's Fruit Pies
 
"Ohio (Come Back To Texas)"
And I'd love to go see the rock 'n' roll howl o' fan.
And I'd love to go see the Rock 'n' Roll Hall of Fame.
 
"Ohio (Come Back To Texas)"
Aunt Tara wants you back.
And Pantera wants you back.
 
"Ohio (Come Back To Texas)"
Before you lose your exit
Before you lose your accent
 
"Ohio (Come Back To Texas)"
Besides, the Mexican food sux somewhere anyway.
Besides, the Mexican food sux north of here anyway.
 
"Ohio (Come Back To Texas)"
By God, there'll be slow dancing.
And I got every slow dance saved.
 
"Ohio (Come Back To Texas)"
I bet she misses the sunrise
And misses bad fruit pies
I bet she misses the sunrise
And Mrs. Baird's fruit pies
 
"Ohio (Come Back To Texas)"
You know that Negaunee will be right here waiting for you.
You know Denton County will be right here waiting for you.
 
"Phineas and Ferb Christmas Special Theme Song"
Building a snowman the size of Bill Bosses
Building a snowman the size of Colossus
 
"Phineas and Ferb Theme Song"
Come on, Barry!
Come on, Perry!
 
"Phineas and Ferb Theme Song"
Discovering something that doesn't make sense
Discovering something that doesn't exist
 
"Phineas and Ferb Theme Song"
Fighting a dodo bird, painting a cotton nail
Or driving our sister insane
Finding a dodo bird, painting a continent
Or driving our sister insane
 
"Phineas and Ferb Theme Song"
Fighting a dodo bird, painting a cotton nail
Or driving our sister insane
Finding a dodo bird, painting a continent
Or driving our sister insane
 
"Phineas and Ferb Theme Song"
Painting a cotton field
Painting a continent
 
"Phineas and Ferb Theme Song"
Painting a cotton nerd
Painting a continent
 
Can someone please space us from Block Runk 101?
Can someone please save us from Punk Rock 101?
 
It's Bum F*** 101.
It's Punk Rock 101.
 
It's stupid, contagious
 To think my bro can save us.
It's stupid, contagious
 To be broke and famous.
 
Let's throw up on our cats.
Throw up our rock hands.
 
My Dickies, your sweatbands
My spiked hair, your new zans
My Dickies, your sweatbands
My spiked hair, your new Vans
 
My gym teacher's sweat pants
 My spiked hair, your new fans.
My Dickies, your sweatbands
 My spiked hair, your new Vans.
 
Pop-up 101
 or
 SpongeBob 101
 or
 SpongeBob one-on-one
Punk Rock 101
 
"She's Got A Boyfriend" (MP3) 
She always knew she'd find the right guy
 Who'd hold her through the night
 Someone she'd take to meet her mom
 And take her to see Britney Spears
 Who knows that Clark Kent is not Superman
 And Britney's just an a******?
She always knew she'd find the right guy
 Who'd hold her through the night
 Someone she'd take to meet her mom
 And take her to see Britney Spears
 Who knows if Clark Kent is a Superman
 Or if he's just an a**hole?
 
"Shut Up And Smile"
All I need is a ice cream panda hug.
All I need is some ice cream and a hug.
 
She left me in her behind.
She left me and her behind.
 
"The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius"
Go buy a candy bar
With my candy bars
 
"Today Is Gonna Be a Great Day"
Fighting a dodo bird, painting a cotton nail
Or driving our sister insane
Finding a dodo bird, painting a continent
Or driving our sister insane
 
"Today's Gonna Be a Great Day"
Fighting a dodo bird
Painting a cotton nail
Or driving our sister insane
Finding a dodo bird
Painting a continent
Or driving our sister insane
 
"Trucker Hat"
When I'm with you I've got everything
 I can walk and I can pee.
When I'm with you I've got everything
 I could want and I could need.
 
"Trucker Hat"
When I'm with you, I've got everything: I can walk and I can breathe
When I'm with you, I've got everything I could want and I could need