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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Cake that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
There are 40 misheard song lyrics for Cake on amIright currently.
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"Comfort Eagle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The f***ing white lines
That the airplane leaves behind.
That the airplane leaves behind.
Original Lyrics:
The fluffy white lines
That the airplane leaves behind.
That the airplane leaves behind.
"Commissioning A Symphony In C" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With money you squeeze from the peasants
So you can give your nephew as a present.
So you can give your nephew as a present.
Original Lyrics:
With money you squeeze from the peasants
To your nephew you can give it as a present.
To your nephew you can give it as a present.
"Daria" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Diarrhoea, I won't be soothed.
Original Lyrics:
Daria, I won't be soothed.
"Daria" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I was cleaning all from beaches
Seeing only what was bad.
Seeing only what was bad.
Original Lyrics:
I was cleaning oil from beaches
Seeing only what was bad.
Seeing only what was bad.
"Daria" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I was cleaning orphaned beaches
Seeing only what was bad.
Seeing only what was bad.
Original Lyrics:
I was cleaning oil from beaches
Seeing only what was bad.
Seeing only what was bad.
"Italian Leather Sofa" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's such a simple machine
She doesn't have to use forks.
She doesn't have to use forks.
Original Lyrics:
It's such a simple machine
She doesn't have to use force.
She doesn't have to use force.
"Jolene"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jolene smoothed her dog hair in the mirror
Original Lyrics:
Jolene smoothed her dark hair in the mirror
"Let Me Go"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let me go and I will walk you home
Original Lyrics:
Let me go and I will want you more
"Meanwhile Rick James" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Fonjo and Tootsie
Are out on a wire
Lettuce toothed junkies all
Full of desire.
Are out on a wire
Lettuce toothed junkies all
Full of desire.
Original Lyrics:
Farm Joe and Tootsie
Are out on a wire
Nesttooth junkies all
Full of desire.
Are out on a wire
Nesttooth junkies all
Full of desire.
"Meanwhile Rick James" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Fonjo and Tootsie
Are out on a wire
Nest-toothed junkies all
Full of desire.
Are out on a wire
Nest-toothed junkies all
Full of desire.
Original Lyrics:
FonJo and Tootsie
Are out on a wire
Lettuce-tooth junkies all
Full of desire.
Are out on a wire
Lettuce-tooth junkies all
Full of desire.
"Meanwhile Rick James" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Nest Toothed junkies
Original Lyrics:
Meth-tooth junkies all
"Meanwhile, Rick James..." (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Fonjo and Tootsie
Are out on a wire
Ferris Wheel junkies
All full of desire.
Are out on a wire
Ferris Wheel junkies
All full of desire.
Original Lyrics:
Farm Joe and Tootsie
Are out on a wire
Nest tooth junkies
All full of desire.
Are out on a wire
Nest tooth junkies
All full of desire.
"Meanwhile, Rick James" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Meanwhile, Rick James paints her nude
Original Lyrics:
Meanwhile, Rick James takes her new
"Meanwhile, Rick James" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Meanwhile, Rick James takes a 'lude
And there's nothing I can do.
And there's nothing I can do.
Original Lyrics:
Meanwhile, Rick James takes her new
And there's nothing I can do.
And there's nothing I can do.
"Meanwhile, Rick James" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Meanwhile, Rick James takes a poo
And there's nothing I can do.
And there's nothing I can do.
Original Lyrics:
Meanwhile, Rick James takes her nude
And there's nothing I can do.
And there's nothing I can do.
"Meanwhile, Rick James" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Meanwhile, Rick James thinks I'm new
And there's nothing I can do.
And there's nothing I can do.
Original Lyrics:
Meanwhile, Rick James takes her nude
And there's nothing I can do.
And there's nothing I can do.
"Never There"
Misheard Lyrics:
A candlestick of flame
Original Lyrics:
A candle's fickle flame
"Never There"
Misheard Lyrics:
A candlestick old flame
Original Lyrics:
A candle's fickle flame
"Never There"
Misheard Lyrics:
A candlestick on flame
Original Lyrics:
A candle's fickle flame
"Never There"
Misheard Lyrics:
A gold end herd that flies away, a candied sicko fang
or
A golden bird that flies away, a candlestick o' flame
or
A golden bird that flies away, a candlestick o' flame
Original Lyrics:
A golden bird that flies away, a candle's fickle flame
"Never There"
Misheard Lyrics:
A golden bird that flies away
A candlestick or flame.
A candlestick or flame.
Original Lyrics:
A golden bird that flies away
A candle's fickle flame.
A candle's fickle flame.
"Never There"
Misheard Lyrics:
A golden hair that dives away like candy sticks of fame
Original Lyrics:
A golden bird that flies away, a candle's fickle flame
"Never There"
Misheard Lyrics:
Always threw such strong resistance
Original Lyrics:
Always through such strong resistance
"Never There"
Misheard Lyrics:
The mail is there
Original Lyrics:
You're never there
"Never There"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're never, ever, ever, ever dead
Original Lyrics:
You're never, ever, ever, ever there
"Sheep Go To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
Boulevard geeks with stupid band names
Original Lyrics:
Old marquees with stupid band names.
"Sheep Go To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
Old Barkeeps with stupid band aids.
Original Lyrics:
Old marquees with stupid band names.
"Sheep Go To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Bible can give you a headache.
Original Lyrics:
The barber can give you a haircut.
"Short Skirt Long Jacket" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I want a girl with shoes that cut into her
Original Lyrics:
I want a girl with shoes that cut
"Short Skirt Long Jacket" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I want a girl with the right eye location
Original Lyrics:
I want a girl with the right allocation
"The Distance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He's fighting and biting and riding on his whores
Original Lyrics:
He's fighting and biting and riding on his horse
"The Distance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ninjas humping and bumping in time
Original Lyrics:
Engines pumping and thumping in time
"The Distance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Restless for a while
or
Breastless for a while
or
Pregnant for a while
or
Breastless for a while
or
Pregnant for a while
Original Lyrics:
Reckless and wild
"The Distance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You and I in this time of need
Original Lyrics:
All alone in this time of need
"The Distance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're lucky we crashed at the starting line
Original Lyrics:
Reluctantly crouched at the starting line
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