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"Beer in Mexico"
Sit right here, have another bear and letsa go!
Sit right here, have another beer in Mexico!
 
Banana Joe's bar
 or
 The Nana Joe's bar
The night of Joe's Bar
 
She doesn't care anymore that her high school girlfriends cut her hair.
She doesn't care anymore that her high school girlfriends cut her down.
 
She's a big star
 At Banana Joe's Bar.
She's a big star
 After nine at Joe's Bar.
 
She's a big star
 At the Nana Joe's Bar.
She's a big star
 At Banana Joe's Bar.
 
She's a big star
Every night at Joe's bar
 or
After nine at Joe's Bar.
She was a big star at Banana Joe's bar
 
The Nana Joe's bar
Banana Joe's bar
 
The man of Jaws Bar
The Nana Joe's bar
 
Vern and Joe's
The Nana Joe's bar
 
He looked up from his old pie
He looked up from his old pipe
 
Like my knee
Like mine did
 
"Don't Happen Twice" (MP3) 
One bottle of wine and two whiskey cups
One bottle of wine and two Dixie cups
 
"Everyone She Knows"
She's a marionette in blue jeans
She's a Marilyn in blue jeans
 
"Get Along"
Aaw, whiskey loves the upper hand
Always give love the upper hand
 
"How Forever Feels?" (MP3) 
I wanna know how the river feels.
I wanna know how forever feels.
 
"How Forever Feels" (MP3) 
All of my life that I've spent humpin'.
All of my life that I've spent hopin'.
 
"How Forever Feels" (MP3) 
Big orange balls swimming in the water
Big orange ball sinking in the water
 
"How Forever Feels" (MP3) 
I want to know how the river feels.
I want to know how forever feels.
 
"How Forever Feels" (MP3) 
Richard Daley feels
Richard Petty feels
 
"How Forever Feels" (MP3) 
Say, to the monks, 'Bought a little diamond.'
Saved, two months. Bought a little diamond.
 
"How Forever Feels" (MP3) 
Toast in the sand couldn't get much hotter.
Toes in the sand couldn't get much hotter.
 
"How Forever Feels" (MP3) 
Toast in the sink, couldn't get much hotter.
Toes in the sand, couldn't get much hotter.
 
"How Forever Feels" (MP3) 
When I'm a fugitive and ready to come
When I'm a fugitive and ready to run
 
A blanket of girls
A blanket, a girl
 
If I like it
 or 
If I love it
If I lost it
 
No on can make me cry 
Make me laugh 
Make me smile 
Or drive me mad like cheetos
No on can make me cry 
Make me laugh 
Make me smile 
Or drive me mad like she does
 
No on can make me cry
 Make me laugh
 Make me smile
 Or drive me mad like Gina.
No on can make me cry
 Make me laugh
 Make me smile
 Or drive me mad like she does.
 
No one can make me cry, 
make me laugh, 
make me smile, 
or drive me wild like the cheater
No one can make me cry, 
make me laugh, 
make me smile, 
or drive me wild like she does
 
No one can make me cry
 Make me laugh
 Make me smile
 Or dirve me mad like cheetahs.
No on can make me cry
 Make me laugh
 Make me smile
 Or drive me mad like she does.
 
Or drive me mad like Reba
Or drive me mad like she does
 
No one can make me laugh, 
make me smile like a cheetah
No one can make me laugh, 
make me smile like she does
 
"I Wanna Know How Forever Feels"
I wanna know how Loretta feels.
I wanna know how forever feels.
 
"I Wanna Know How Forever Feels"
I wanna know how the reverend feels
or
I wanna know how the river feels
or
I wanna know how the river feels
I wanna know how forever feels
 
"Keg In The Closet" (MP3) 
We had a Cake in the Closet, Pizza on the floor.
We had a keg in the closet
 Pizza on the floor.
 
"Keg In The Closet" (MP3) 
We had a keg in the closet
 Kids on the floor.
we had a keg in the closet
 Pizza on the floor.
 
"Keg In The Closet" (MP3) 
We had a keg in the closet
 We tore on the floor.
We had a keg in the closet
 Pizza on the floor.
 
"Keg In The Closet" (MP3) 
We had khaki in the closet
 Pizza on the floor.
We had a keg in the closet
 Pizza on the floor.
 
Cussing up the seventh GI bill
 OR 
Cussing up the Senate GI bill
Cussing Uncle Sam and the GI bill
 
I'd be rollin on a river with Cledus
I'd be rollin on a river with Credence
 
Saw him sittin' on a sidewalk (the President).
Saw him sittin' on a sidewalk in Fresno.
 
"Live a Little, Love a Lot"
Gotta get my pride, or a cheesesteak.
Gotta get my priorities straight.
 
"Live a Little"
I gotta get my pride or a cheese steak.
I gotta get my priorities straight.
 
"Livin' Fastforward"
Heavenly rockstar outta control
Hilbilly rockstar out of control
 
"No Shoes, No Shirt, No Problems" (MP3) 
Where the holes in the souls
Watching Blue's Clues on TV
Wearing holes in the soles
Of the shoes on my feet
 
"No Shoes, No Shirt, No Problems" (MP3) 
With a hole in the souls
Wearing holes in the soles
 
"No Shoes, No Shirt, No Problem" (MP3) 
So babe, let's get packed
 Take time simply floss if you got 'em.
So babe, let's get packed
 Tank tops and flip-flops if you got 'em.
 
"No Shoes, No Shirt, No Problem" (MP3) 
So babe, let's get packed
 Take Tom some flip-flops if you got 'em.
So babe, let's get packed
 Tank tops and flip-flops if you got 'em.
 
"She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy" (MP3) 
We'll see gay men's cars and pickup trucks.
Well she ain't into cars or pickup trucks.
 
All of my live I've spent a humpin'.
All of my life I've spent a hopin'.
 
"Shiftwork"
A big ol' pile of s***...work
A big ol' pile of shiftwork
 
"Summertime"
But that swimming pool
But that swimming hole
 
"Summertime"
Her favorite song on the radio
Perfect song on the radio
 
"Summertime"
It's a smile, it's a kiss
 It's a double wide, it's summertime.
It's a smile, it's a kiss
 It's a sip of wine, it's summertime.
 
"Summertime"
Street summertime
Sweet summertime
 
"Summertime"
Too bad I peed on the dashboard.
Two bare feet on the dashboard
 
"Summertime"
Too bad I peed on the dashboard
Two bare feet on the dashboard
Love your site.
 
"Summertime"
Two bags of weed on the dashboard.
Two bare feet on the dashboard
 
"Summertime"
Two bare feet on the dance floor
Two bare feet on the dashboard
 
"Summertime"
Two black feet on the dashboard
Two bare feet on the dashboard
 
"Summertime"
You're in love in an Old Ford.
Young love in an old Ford
 
I spent five years in the bar.
I spent five years in the bottle.
 
It was a pretty girl with blue fawned hair.
It was a pretty girl with bouffant hair.
 
It was a pretty girl with mufont hair.
 or
 It was a pretty girl with blue fine hair.
It was a pretty girl with bouffant hair.
 
It's the first long kiss on a Saturday.
It's the first long kiss on a second date.
 
It's the way she looks with her a** and her hair.
It's the way she looks with the rice in her hair.
 
It's the way she looks with her eyes in her hair.
It's the way she looks with the rice in her hair.
 
How I wish I could give him nine
How I wish I could give him mine
 
"The Woman With You" (MP3) 
Been gopherin', chaufferin', company chairmen
 Copy maker, copy repairman.
Been gopherin', chaufferin', company chairmen
 Coffee maker, copy repairman.
 
"The Woman With You" (MP3) 
I been a gopher and a showffer in a comfortable chair, man
 Coffee maker, coffee repairman.
I've been gopherin', chaufferin', company chairman
 Coffee maker, copy repairman
 
"There Goes My Life" (MP3) 
A couple years of up all night and a few thousand apples later.
A couple years of up all night and a few thousand diapers later
 
"There Goes My Life" (MP3) 
A couple years of up all night and a few thousand hours later
A couple years of up all night and a few thousand diapers later
 
"There Goes My Life" (MP3) 
She smiles back at him dragging that teddy bear
 Sleep tight, blue eyes and mountain curls.
She smiles back at him dragging that teddy bear
 Sleep tight, blue eyes and bouncin' curls.
 
"You Had Me from Hello" (MP3) 
Your snout just captured me
Your smile just captured me
 
"You Save Me"
Say, in two months, I bought a little diamond
Saved, two months, bought a little diamond
 
Barney Rebel didn't have a clue.
Wannabe rebels didn't have a clue.
 
In our rock n' roll t-shirts
 And our Timothy bad attitudes.
In our rock n' roll t-shirts
 And our typically bad attitudes.
 
We were goin' to Hell, we were cuttin' class.
We were growin' our hair, we were cuttin' class.
 
With our rock 'n' roll t-shirts
 And our Tennessee bad attitudes.
With our rock 'n' roll t-shirts
 And our typically bad attitudes.