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"(White Man) In Hammersmith Palais" (MP3) 
Just licking the bum
Just lookin' for fun
 
Finally a Saturday, what does that mean?
Stop wasting time it needs a heavy scene
Friday or Saturday, what does that mean?
Short space of time needs a heavy scene
 
A pitchful cat press
 or
 A pitful cat press
A pirchfork at breast
 
"Bank Robber"
All my fantasy was my sheep
 It's ten times worse than prison.
A lifetime serving one machine
 Is ten times worse than prison
 
"Bank Robber"
Daddy was a back rubber
Daddy was a bank robber
 
"Bank Robber"
Daddy was a punk rocker.
Daddy was a bank robber.
 
"Bankrobber"
My daddy loves to melt rubber
My daddy was a bankrobber
 
"Brand New Cadillac" (MP3) 
Uhhhhh! Uhhhhh!
Driiiiiiiive!! Driiiiiiiive!!
 
I thought I saw the rainbow call.
I thought I saw Lauren Bacall.
 
I thought I saw a red macaw
I thought I saw Lauren Bacall
 
I thought I saw the rainbow call.
I thought I saw Lauren Bacall.
 
"Career Opportunities" (MP3) 
And I'm never going back
Ain't a-never gonna knock
 
"Career Opportunities" (MP3) 
Career opportunities, the ones they'll never know
Every job they offer you is to keep you off the dole
Career opportunities, the ones that never knock
Every job they offer you is to keep you out the dock
 
"Career Opportunities" (MP3) 
Every job they offer used to kick you off the dock
Every job they offer you is to keep you out the dock
 
"Career Opportunities" (MP3) 
I am such a selfish fool
And I won't open letter forms for you.
I hate the civil service rules
And I won't open letter bombs for you.
 
"Career Opportunities" (MP3) 
I hate the Army and getting up at 4 AM
I don't wanna go fighting in the tropic New Guinea
I hate the Army and I hate the R.A.F.
I don't wanna go a-fighting in the tropical heat
R.A.F. stands for Royal Air Force.
 
"Career Opportunities" (MP3) 
I hate the sound of a sonic boom 
And I won't open letter bombs for you
I hate the civil service rules 
And I won't open letter bombs for you
 
"Career Opportunities" (MP3) 
I won't open flower bombs for you
I won't open letter bombs for you
 
"Career Opportunities" (MP3) 
I won't open my bum for you.
And I won't open letter bombs for you.
 
"Career Opportunities" (MP3) 
I won't say I'm sorry Bob
And I won't open live farm for you
I hate the civil service rules
And I won't open letter bombs for you
 
Cheat cheat you just can't win
Cheat cheat if you can't win
 
They're not for you to follow the fools
They're not for you, they're for the fools
 
When we’re working for the Rat Pack
 or 
When we’re working for the Clampetts
 or 
When we’re working for the class act
When we’re working for the clampdown
 
When you grow up then don't come 'round 
If you're working for the clampdown
You grow up and you calm down 
You're working for the clampdown
 
You come up from way down South
 Working for Jed Clampett.
You grow up and you calm down
 You're working for the clampdown.
 
You go up and you come down
 We're all looking for a clampdown.
You grow up and you calm down
 You're working for the clampdown.
 
"Clash City Rockers" (MP3) 
A plocky ticky aero, a boat up in the sky
And plug into the aerials that poke up in the sky
 
"Clash City Rockers" (MP3) 
You need a little jump of electrical shoppers
You need a little jump of electrical shockers
 
I don't f*ck you, so why should you f*ck me?
I don't trust you, so why should you trust me?
 
I'm a falafel, they said the future's eggs
On the last tour, my mates they couldn't get in
 
People love you, because you're mad.
People laughed, the press went mad.
 
They said, well it's under control
 but we didn't want it under any at all
Well they said release remote control 
 but we didnt want it on the label
 
This is your tummy speaking.
This is Joe Public speaking.
 
Uncle Joe in the morning
 Uncle Joe in the night
I'm controlled in the body
 I'm controlled in the mind.
 
Well they said British Morrocan Dolls 
but we didnt want a Winnebago
Well they said release remote control 
but we didnt want it on the label
 
...got some knuckles on his hands,
 has to slap his kids around 'cause they don't understand how.
Love 'n' hate tattooed across the knuckles of his hands,
 hands that slap his kids around 'cause they don't understand how.
 
They're so sorry
Death or glory
Appears in Skate 2
 
Baby I seen your home, baby I seen your home
Baby I seen your arms, baby I seen your arms
 
I can't be Joe
I can't control
 
Jenny said we were going out to the London club
Jenny said it ain't my scene
And you said we were going out to the hundred club
Then you said it ain't my scene
 
"English Civil War" (MP3) 
A woman's eye and Cheryl Tiegs
A woman's eye will shed a tear
 
Walk like a cow
One microphone
 
Teenage assassins to kill off the puppies
Creates assassins to kill off the few
 
"Hate and War"
Hate and war (I wanna walk down any street)
Hate and war (All dressed like a queen)
Hate and war (I wanna walk down any street)
Hate and war (Just wanna dance like a creep)
 
"Hate and War"
I cheated f***ing with
I cheat if I can't win
 
Apopalo Anna low one
I fought the law and the law won.
 
Hopped off the log and the log won
or
Hop off the log and then hop on
or
Hop off the log and then hop on
I fought the law and the law won
 
Hop on the log and have fun
 Hop on the log and have fun.
I fought the law and the law won
 I fought the law and the law won.
 
I fought the Lord and the Lord won.
I fought the law and the law won.
 
I fought the Lord, but the Lord won.
I fought the law, but the law won.
 
I fought the law in the law-world.
I fought the law and the law won.
 
I fought the law, and I won.
I fought the law, and the law won.
Turns out the version that actually said, 'And I won' was by the Dead Kennedys.
 
I fought the law, and no one
I fought the law, and the law won
 
I fought the law, and the Narwhal.
I fought the law, and the law won.
 
I taught the whore, but the whore won.
I fought the law, but the law won.
 
Reagan rot's in the hot sun
Breaking rocks in the hot sun
 
I cut the lawn, and the lawn won.
I fought the law, and the law won.
 
I fought the mall and the mall won
I fought the law and the law won
 
I thought wrong with a woman
I fought the law, and the law won
 
Ivor, the law man, the law man
I fought the law, and the law won.
 
Up on the law in a law world
I fought the law, and the law won.
 
"Ivan Meets G.I. Joe" (MP3) 
When I believe meets G.I. Joe
When Ivan meets G.I. Joe
 
He don't like his foreign job, no.
He don't like his boring job, no.
 
He's in love with getting some, woah
He's in love with Jenny Jones, woah
He's in love with getting stoned, woah
He's in love with Janie Jones, woah
 
He's in love with the rock and roll world
He's in love with Janie Jones woah.
He's in love with rock and roll, woah
 He's in love with getting stoned, woah.
 
It's a long way; rock and roll road
 It's so long and it's getting so old.
He's in love with rock and roll, woah
 He's in love with getting stoned, woah.
 
She don't like his porridge, oh no.
He don't like his boring job, no.
 
In the cleaning corridor of the fifty first floor
In the gleaming corridor of the fifty first floor
 
'Cause London is barely an hour
 I live by the river.
'Cause London is drowning and I
 I live by the river.
 
'Cause London is burning and I
 I live by the river.
'Cause London is drowning and I
 I live by the river.
 
'Cause London is clowning around
I live by the river
'Cause London is drowning
I live by the river
 
'Cause London is drowning and I
 I live by the Devil.
'Cause London is drowning and I
 I live by the river.
 
Engines stop running, 
the Wheaties grew thin
Engines stop running 
and the wheat is growing thin
 
Engines stop running, though we taste good beer
Engines stop running and the wheat is growing thin
 
Engines stop running
 The weed tastes good then.
Engines stop running
 And the wheat is growing thin.
 
Engines stop running
 The weekend's going thin.
Engines stop running
 The wheat is growing thin.
 
I lick my old riboon
I live by the river
The River Thames is the name of the river in London.
 
I will buy you linens
I live by the river
 
I will have burritos
I live by the river
 
I yell by the river
I live by the river
 
London broil
London calling
 
London calling and we ain't got no hide
 Except for the worm with the yellow behind.
London calling, and we ain't go no high
 Except for that one with the yellowy eyes.
 
London calling, and we ain't go no hide
 Except for that worm with the yellowy eyes.
London calling, and we ain't go no high
 Except for that one with the yellowy eyes.
 
London calling, they want the dog back.
London calling, and we ain't go no high.
 
London calling, yeah, I was a tool
London calling, yeah, I was there, too.
 
London's calling, they want their dog back.
London calling, and we ain't go no high.
 
London, Cardiff
London calling
 
Meltdown expected, though it is could be (OR, though we taste good beer)
A nuclear era, but I have no fear
Meltdown expected, the wheat is growing thin
A nuclear error, but I have no fear
 
Meltdown expected, though it is could be A nuclear era, but I have no fear
Meltdown expected, the wheat is growing thin A nuclear error, but I have no fear
(Or, though we taste good beer)
 
Meltdown expected, though it is could be
A nuclear era, but I have no fear
Meltdown expected, the wheat is growing thin
A nuclear error, but I have no fear
 
Mother calling
London calling
 
Now whores, be glad
Now war is declared
 
There's never been so much I liked
I never felt so much alike
 
Thunder and garlic as I was tattooed.
London calling, yeah, I was there, too.
 
¡Arriba! ¡Arriba!
I live by the river
 
Everybody's driving with four headlights
Everybody's driving with full headlights
 
Lard-ass Pollyyyy!
London's burning
 
London's burning with boredom now, 
London's burning all na-na-na-na night
London's burning with boredom now, 
London's burning dial 99999
 
London's burning with boredom now
 London's burning, la la la la laaa.
London's burning with boredom now
 London's burning, dial 99999.
 
London's burning with porno now.
London's burning with boredom now.
 
Long lost bunnies
London's burning
 
Long-eared bunnies
London's burning
 
"Lost in the Supermarket" (MP3) 
I see your pull-tabs
I see your programs
 
"Magnificent Seven"
Mackerel merchants and bankers, too
 Must get up an' learn those rules
Knuckle merchants and you bankers, too
 Must get up and learn those rules
 
"Police and Thieves"
Jenny says, the revelation
From genesis to revelation
 
One two, or two
What do you do?
I didn't want to hold you
I didn't want to use you
 
"Red Angel Dragnet" (MP3) 
Wearing no clothes, and for once and for all
Waring overalls, and for once and for all
 
From the City Hall
From the Civic Hall
 
Groovy remote control
Who needs remote control?
 
Who needs the Parliament
Sitting making laws all day
They're old, fat and old
Cheery boy, the house alone
Who needs the Parliament
Sitting making laws all day
They're all fat and old
Queuing for the House of Lords
 
'Cause it's mental retardation.
Fundamentally, he can't take it.
 
And he don't like it
 Rock the cash bar, rock the cash bar.
Sharif don't like it
 Rock the Casbah! Rock the Casbah!
 
And if she don't like it
 Rock the Bradshaw, rock the Bradshaw.
Sharif don't like it
 Rock the Casbah! Rock the Casbah!
 
And we don't like it
 Walk the cat walk, walk the cat walk.
Sharif don't like it
 Rock the Casbah! Rock the Casbah!
 
Arif don't like him
 Martin Bashir! Martin Bashir!
Sharif don't like it
 Rock the Casbah! Rock the Casbah!
 
Arlene, if you like it
 Rock the cash bar, rock the cash bar.
The sharif don't like it
 Rock the Casbah, rock the Casbah.
 
As soon as the Shareef was sure foot out of there
 The jet fighters tuned to the Catholic radio band.
As soon as the Shareef was out of their hair
 The jet pilots tuned to the cockpit radio blare.
 
As soon as the Sharif was out of their hair,
The jet fighters tuned to the Catholic radio there.
Soon as the Shareef was chauffeured out of there
 The jet pilots tuned to the cockpit radio blare.
 
As soon as the shadow had cleared the square
 Baby got away.
As soon as the Shareef had cleared the square
 They began to wail.
 
As soon as the sherry was out of her hair
 She began to wail.
As soon as the shareef had cleared the square
 They began to wail.
 
As the wind changed direction
And the temple turned to fire
The crowd caught a whiff
Of that crazy Casbah style
But as the wind changed direction
 The temple band took five
 The crowd caught a whiff
 Of that crazy Casbah jive
 
As the wings changed directions
 The temperature was five
 The crowd caught a whip
 Of that crazy Casbah show
But as the wind changed direction
 The temple band took five
 The crowd caught a whiff
 Of that crazy Casbah jive
 
Because he's on the highway 
Rock the gas bomb! 
Rock the gas bomb!
Sharif don't like it 
Rock the casbah! 
Rock the casbah!
 
Block the TaskBar
 Block the TaskBar
Rock the Casbah
 Rock the Casbah
 
Bomb the Casbah
Rock the Casbah
 
Bop the gas pump
or
Rock your pants off
or
Rock the Cashbox
or
Buff the asphalt
or
Buff the asphalt
Rock the casbah
 
But Shireese don't like it
 Drop the catbox, drop the catbox.
The sharif don't like it
 Rock the Casbah, rock the Casbah.
 
But as the wind changed direction
 The temple catches fire.
But as the wind changed direction
 The temple band took five.
 
But we bed up on that border
But the Bedouin they brought out
An epic song to play on a road trip through a city (with about 50,000+ people) in a plain area like the desert or a grassland. Example: Moses Lake, WA
 
By oilin' up the temple oh, they really pack 'em in.
Now, over at the temple oh, they realy pack 'em in.
 
Celine don't like it
 Rock the cat's fur, rock the cat's fur.
Sharif don't like it
 Rock the Casbah, rock the Casbah.
 
Chablis don't like it.
Shareef don't like it.
 
Charice don't like it
Doctor Asphalt, Doctor Asphalt
Sharif don't like it
Rock the Casbah! Rock the Casbah!
 
Charlene didn't like it
'cause o' Casper
 'cause o' Casper
Sharif don't like it 
Rock the Casbah! 
Rock the Casbah!
 
Charlene don't like it... Rough, asphalt. Rough, asphalt
Sharif don't like it Rock the Casbah! Rock the Casbah!
 
Charlene don't like it.
 or
 So we don't like it.
 or
 Shiree don't like I.
Shariff don't like it.
 
Charlene don't like it
 F***ing that bastard, f*** the bastard!
Sharif don't like it
 Rock the Casbah, rock the Casbah.
 
Charlene don't like it
 Rock the cash bar.
Sharif don't like it
 Rock the Casbah.
 
Charlene don't like it
 Walk what bar.
Sharif don't like it
 Rock the Casbah!
 
Charlene dont like it
 Rock the kasbah.
 or
 The shiekh don't like it
 Rock the Casbah.
Shariff don't like it
 Rock the Casbah.
 
Charlene, I don't like it
The Shareef don't like it.
 
Charlene, come back here.
The Sharrif don't like it.
 
Charlene, hold on tight baby
Sharif don't like it
 
Charlene, you don't like it.
 or
 So we don't like it.
 or
 I really don't like it.
Shariff don't like it.
 
Shiree don't like I
or
So we don't like it
or
Charlene, you don't like it
or
Charlene, you don't like it
Shariff don't like it
 
Cheri don't like it
 She's robbing the cashbox, robbin' the cashbox.
Sharif don't like it
 Rockin' the Casbah, rock the Casbah.
 
Cherie Blair don't like it.
The Sharrif don't like it.
 
Cherie don't like it
 F***ing the cat's bum, so f*** the cat's bum!
Sharif don't like it
 Rock the Casbah, rock the Casbah.
 
Cherise don't like it 
 Lock the task bar, Lock the task bar.
The sharif don't like it
 Rock the Casbah, rock the Casbah.
 
Chinese don't like it
 Rock the cats, Pa, Rock the cats, Pa.
The sharif don't like it
 Rock the Casbah, rock the Casbah.
 
Shout he don't like it 
Rock the Casbah, rock the Casbah
or
Chowley don't like it
or
Chowley don't like it
Shariff don't like it
 Rockin' the Casbah, Rock the Casbah
 
Cream on my head
 or
 Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
Shariff don't like it.
 
Da-dee-dee don't like it 
F--k the cashbox 
F--k the cashbox
Shariff don't like it 
Rock the Casbah 
Rock the Casbah
 
David and Goliath
Shariff don't like it.
 
Doctor Asphalt
Rock the Casbah
 
Doctor Casbar, Doctor Caspah
Rock the Casbah, Rock the Casbah.
 
Dorritos and some nachos
Shariff don't like it.
 
Drop the gas bomb, drop the gas bomb.
Rock the Casbah, rock the Casbah.
 
Drop the gas bomb
Rock the Casbah
 
Drop your bombs between the Memorex
Drop your bombs between the minarets
 
Drop your bombs between the river rats.
Drop your bombs between the minarets.
 
Drop your bombs on the illiterates
Drop your bombs between the minarets
 
F#ck the Casbah, f#ck the Casbah
Rock the Casbah, rock the Casbah
 
F$$k the gas board
Rock the Casbah
 
F*** Desmond.
Rock the Casbah.
 
F*** his a** off.
Rock the Casbah.
 
F*** that cat's paw.
Rock the Casbah!
 
F*** the Casbah.
Rock the Casbah.
 
F*** the Casbar
Rock the Casbah
 
F*** the asphalt.
Rock the Casbah.
 
F*** the cashbar.
Rock the Casbah.
 
F*** the cat box.
Rock the Casbah.
 
F*** the despot.
Rock the Casbah.
 
F*** the fastball, f*** the fastball!
Rock the Casbah, rock the Casbah.
 
F*** the task force, f*** the task force.
Rock the Casbah, rock the Casbah.
 
F*** the task force.
Rock the Casbah.
 
F*** the taskforce.
Rock the Casbah.
 
F**ck the Task Force 
F**ck the Task Force
Rock the Casbah 
Rock the Casbah
 
F**k the Casper
Rock the casbah
 
F**k the ashphalt!
Rock the Casbah
 
F**k the cash bar
Rock the Casbah
 
Rock the Casper
or
F**k the casper
or
F**k the casper
Rock the casbah
 
F**k the fastball, f**k the fastball
Rock the Casbah, rock the Casbah
 
F*ck the cats, Bob
Rock the Casbah
 
F--k you sasquatch, 
f--k you sasquatch
Rock the casbah, 
rock the casbah
 
For the mental in-car-naked.
Fundamentally, he can't take it.
 
From the mental retardation
 or
 From the mental reef invasion
Fundamentally, he can't take it.
 
From the mentally car dated
Fundamentally, they can't take it.
 
From the mentally connected
Fundamentally, he can't take it.
 
Fuck the gas fire fuck the gas fire
Shariff don't like it
 
Fun and mental retardation
Fundamentally he can't take it.
 
Fundamental incarnation
Fundamentally he can't take it.
 
Fundamental retard-dated
Fundamentally, he can't take it.
 
Fundamentally caught naked
Fundamentally, he can't take it.
 
Fundamentally contented!
Fundamentally he hates it!
 
He believs in Recarnation.
Fundemently he can't take it.
 
He shall really don't like it
 Rockin' the ketchup, rockin' the ketchup.
The Sharif don't like it
 Rockin' the Casbah, rock the Casbah.
 
He's lentil retardated 
 Lock the cashbox 
 Stop the Catbox
Fundamentally, he can't take it. 
 Rock the Casbah 
 Rock the Casbah
 
His niece don't like it,
Funky Asthma,
Funky Asthma
Shariff don't like it
Rockin' the Casbah,
Rock the Casbah
 
I hate Uncle Corn Gizzard.
Fundamentally, he can't take it.
 
I really do not like it
 F*** the cashbar, f*** the cashbar.
Sharif don't like it
 Rock the Casbah, rock the Casbah.
 
I really don't like him
 F*** the catbox! F*** the catbox!
Sharif don't like it
 Rock the Casbah! Rock the Casbah!
 
I really don't like it
F*** the fastball
F*** the fastball
Sharif don't like it
 Rock the Casbah!
Rock the Casbah!
 
I really don't like it
 My rock's in the cashbar.
Sharif don't like it
 Rock the Casbah!
 
I really don't like it
 Rock the passport, rock the passport.
The sharif don't like it
 Rockin' the Casbah, rock the Casbah.
 
I really don't like to
 Wash the cat box, wash the cat box.
The sharif don't like it
 Rock the Casbah, rock the Casbah.
 
I really don’t like it 
F*** the casbah, f*** the casbah
Sharif don't like it
 Rock the Casbah! Rock the Casbah!
 
If Sharee don't like it
block the cat walk!
block the cat walk!
Sharif don't like it
 Rock the Casbah!
 Rock the Casbah!
 
If you don't like him
 F*** the a**hole, f*** the a**hole.
The shareef don't like it
 Rockin' the Casbah, rock the Casbah.
 
If you're radiator's busted
 Find a gas bar, find a gas bar.
Sharif don't like it
 Rock the Casbah! Rock the Casbah!
 
It's a mental retardation
Fundamentally he can't take it
 
It's mentally contagious.
Fundamentally, he can't take it.
 
Ja, reunited!
The Sharif don't like it.
 
Jaleel don't like it.
The sharrif don't like it.
 
Jaree don't like it
 Pumpin' the gas pump, pumpin' the gas pump.
Shariff don't like it
 Rock the Casbah! Rock the Casbah!
 
Jump the dashboard.
Rock the Casbah.
 
Kareem don't like it
 F*** the gas wars, f*** the gas wars.
The Sharif don't like it
 Rock the Casbah, rock the Casbah.
 
Kareem on my head.
 Rock the Cashbat! Rock the Cashbaht!
Sharif don't like it
 Rock the Casbah! Rock the Casbah!
 
Lock the cashbox
Rock the casbah
 
Lock the cats, Bob
Rock the Casbah
 
Lock the taskbar.
Rock the Casbah.
 
Lock the taskbar
 Lock the taskbar.
Rock the Casbah
 Rock the Casbah.
 
Locked the cash box
Rock the Casbah
 
Locking the cashbox, lock the cashbox.
Rockin' the Casbah, rock the Casbah.
 
London Taskforce
Rock the Casbah.
 
Maria Carrie, I say
 Rock the ashbar! Rock the ashbar!
Sharif don't like it
 Rocking the Casbah! Rock the Casbah!
 
Mimi don't like it
 Rock the cat box, rock the cat box.
Sharif don't like it
 Rock the Casbah! Rock the Casbah!
 
Na-Nu don't like it
Rock the shazbot
Sharif don't like it
Rock the Casbah.
 
No, we don't like it
 Rocking the Casbah, rocking the Casbah
The sharif don't like it
 Rock the Casbah, rock the Casbah.
 
Of that crazy Cabot cheddar
Of that crazy Casbah jive
 
Omar Sharif, he likes it
 Flopping the face card
 Flopping the face card.
The shareef don't like it
 Rockin' the Casbah
 Rock the Casbah.
 
Pump the dance floor.
Rock the Casbah.
 
Radio, I don't like it.
 F*** the passport, f*** the passport.
The sharif don't like it
 Rock the Casbah, rock the Casbah.
 
Rob the cash box, rob the cash box.
Rock the Casbah, rock the Casbah.
 
Rob the cashbox.
Rock the Casbah.
 
Rock the Cash Bar
Rock the Casbah
 
Rock your ass off
or
Rock the Cashbox
or
Rock the Cashbox
Rock the Casbah
 
Rock the Caz bar.
Rock the Casbah.
 
Rock the Gospel.
Rock the Casbah.
 
Rock the TaskBar
 Rock the TaskBar.
Rock the Casbah
 Rock the Casbah.
 
Rock the asphalt, rock the asphalt
Rock the cashbah, rock the cashbah
 
Rock the asphault.
Rock the Casbah.
 
Rock the bath salts! Rock the bath salts!
Rock the casbah! Rock the casbah!
 
Rock the cash bar.
Rock the Casbah.
 
Rock the cash vault, rock the cash vault
Rock the Casbah, rock the Casbah
 
Rock the castle.
Rock the Casbah.
 
Rock the cat box.
Rock the Casbah.
 
Rock the cat's b***s, rock the cat's b***s.
Rock the Casbah, rock the Casbah.
 
Rock the cat's paw! Rock the cat's paw!
Rock the Casbah! Rock the Casbah!
 
Rock the catwalk, Rock the catwalk
Rock the Casbah, Rock the Casbah
 
Rock the catwalk.
 or
 Rock the asphalt.
 or
 Walk the catwalk.
Rock the Casbah.
 
Rock the catwalk
 Rock the catwalk.
Rock the Casbah
 Rock the Casbah.
 
Rock the dance floor.
Rock the Casbah.
 
Rock the gas pump
Rock the casbah
 
Rock the jazz bar
 Rock the jazz bar.
Rock the Casbah
 Rock the Casbah.
 
Rock the task force.
Rock the Casbah.
 
Rock your a** off.
Rock the Casbah.
 
Rockin' the asphault.
Rock the Casbah.
 
Rockin' the cat box
Rock the Casbah
 
Rockin' the catbox.
Rock the Casbah.
 
Rot the cat box
Rock the Casbah
 
Sally doesn't like it
 Rock the cash bar, rock the cash bar.
The shareef don't like it
 Rock the Casbah, rock the Casbah.
 
Sardines don't like it.
Shareef don't like it.
 
Sarosh don't like it
 Lock the taskbar! Lock the taskbar!
Sharif don't like it
 Rock the Casbah! Rock the Casbah!
 
Sha, really don't like it.
Shariff don't like it.
 
Shah really don't like it
 Drop the atom bomb
 Drop the atom bomb.
Sharif don't like it
Rock the Casbah, rock the Casbah.
 
Shaking on his caddilac
 He went a-crusin' down the hill.
The shiek, he drove his Cadillac
 He went a-cruisin' down the ville.
 
Shall we come back here?
 Robert Gaspar, Robert Gaspar
Shareef don't like it,
Rock the Casbah, Rock the Casbah
 
Shamee don't like it
 Rock the Casbah.
The Shareef don't like it
 Rockin' the Casbah.
 
Sharee don't like it, 
Rockin' the Gasbar
Shariff don't like it, 
Rockin' the Casbah
 
Sharee don't like it,
F*** the passport, f*** the passport
Sharif don't like it
 Rock the Casbah! Rock the Casbah!
 
Sharee don't like it
 Rock the Catsox, rock the Catsox.
Sharif don't like it
 Rock the Casbah, rock the Casbah.
 
Sharee, come back here.
The Sharif don't like it.
 
Sharee, he don't like it
 Lock the cashbox, lock the cashbox.
The sharif don't like it
 Rock the Casbah, rock the Casbah.
 
Shareef don't like it Lock the taskbar, lock the taskbar
Sharif don't like it Rock the Casbah, rock the Casbah.
 
Shari, I don't like it
The Sharrif don't like it.
 
Sharia Law I like it
Shariff don't like it.
 
Sharia don't like it.
The Sharif don't like it.
 
Sharia don't like men.
The shareef don't like it.
 
Sharia won't like it
Rock the cat's bum, rock the cat's bum
The sharif don't like it
Rock the Casbah, rock the Casbah
 
Sharia, I don't like it
Shareef don't like it.
 
Sharid waffle Al Madagascar Madagascar
The shareef don't like it Rock the Casbah Rock the Casbah The shareef don't like it Rock the Casbah Rock the Casbah
 
Sharif don't like it 
f**k the gas bomb, F**k the gas bomb.
Sharif don't like it
 Rock the Casbah, rock the Casbah.
 
Sharif don't like it
 Michael Aspel! Michael Aspel!
Sharif don't like it
 Rock the Casbah! Rock the Casbah!
 
Sharif, he don't like it
Rock the Casbah! Rock the Casbah!
Sharif don't like it
 Rock the Casbah! Rock the Casbah!
 
Sharifs on lightning.
Sharif don't like it.
 
Sharine don't like it
 F*** the casabas, f*** the casabas.
The Shariff don't like it
 Rockin' the Casbah, rock the Casbah.
 
Sharing - people like it.
Sharif don't like it.
 
Sharlene I like it
Rock me real hard
Rock me real hard
The sharif don't like it
Rock the casbah
Rock the casbah
 
Sharlene won't like it
 F*** the Casbah.
The Shareef don't like it
 Rock the Casbah.
 
Sharlise don't like it.
Shariff don't like it.
 
Sharry me don't like it
 Rock the catwalk.
Sharif don't like it
 Rock the Casbah.
 
She don't like it
 Block the cashbox, block the cashbox.
Sharif don't like it
 Rock the Casbah, rock the Casbah.
 
She don't like it
 Cosmic asphalt, cosmic asphalt.
Sharif don't like it
 Rock the Casbah, rock the Casbah.
 
She needs an indictment
 Rock the crossbar.
The sharif don't like it
 Rock the Casbah.
 
She really didn't like it
 Rob the cash box.
Sharrif don't like it
 Rock the Casbah.
 
She really doesn't like it
 Drop the gas bomb, drop the gas bomb.
 or
 She really doesn't like it
 Rock the casbah, rock the casbah.
The sharif don't like it
 Rock the Casbah, rock the Casbah.
 
She really don't like it
 F*** the casbah, f*** the casbah.
Sharif don't like it
 Rock the Casbah, rock the Casbah.
 
She really don't like it
 Rock the asphalt
Sharif don't like it
 Rock the Casbah
 
She really don't like it
 Rock your pants off, rock your pants off.
Sharif don't like it
 Rock the Casbah, Rock the Casbah.
 
She really don't like it
 Lock the catbox, lock the catbox.
Sharif don't like it
 Rock the Casbah, rock the Casbah.
 
She really don't like it
 Rock the cat's box.
The sharif don't like it
 Rock the Casbah.
 
She really don't like it
 Rock the dance floor, rock the dance floor.
Shariff don't like it
 Rock the Casbah, rock the Casbah.
 
She really don’t like it
Rock the asphalt
Rock the asphalt
Sharif don't like it
Rockin' the Casbah
Rock the Casbah
 
She'll be more like it, rock the asphalt
Sheriff don't like it, rock the Casbah
 
She'll really think you'll like it.
The Shareef don't like it.
 
Sheree don't like it
Drop the gas bomb
Sharif don't like it
Rock the Casbah
 
Sheree o' nineties
Rocking the Casbah, rocking the Casbah
Sharif don't like it
Rock the Casbah, rock the Casbah
 
Sheree, you're lightning.
Shariff don't like it.
 
Sherie don't like men.
Shariff don't like it.
 
Sheriff don't like it
 Rock the asphalt! Rock the asphalt!
Sharif don't like it
 Rock the Casbah! Rock the Casbah!
 
Sherine don't like it 
Rock the cat box! Rock the cat box!
The Shareef don't like it 
Rock the casbah! Rock the casbah!
 
Sherri don't like it 
Rob the cashbox
Sharrif don't like it, 
Rock the Casbah
 
Sherri don't like it
 Rob the gas bar, Rob the gas bar.
Sharriff don't like it
 Rock the Casbah, Rock the Casbah.
 
Sherry all night, yeah
 Rock the Casbah, rock the Casbah.
The shareef don't like it
 Rockin' the Casbah
 Rock the Casbah.
 
Sherry don't like it
Rockin' the cash box! Rockin' the cash box!
Sharif don't like it
 Rock the Casbah! Rock the Casbah!
 
Shorty I like it
Rock the cashbar, rock the cashbar
Sharif don't like it
Rock the Casbah! Rock the Casbah!
 
Shout e-on lightning
Shariff don't like it.
 
Shout if you don't like it.
The Shariff don't like it.
 
Shout it all night, babe
 'Rockin the Casbah, rockin' the Casbah.
Sharif don't like it
 Rock the Casbah, rock the Casbah.
 
Shout real loud if you like it
 Rock the Casbah, rock the Casbah.
Shariff don't like it
 Rockin' the Casbah, rock the Casbah.
 
Shout, we don't like it
 F*** the asphalt, f*** the asphalt.
Sharif don't like it
 Rock the Casbah, rock the Casbah.
 
Shouting all night yeah
The shareef don't like it
 Rockin' the Casbah
 Rock the Casbah.
 
Show me you don't like it.
The Shareef don't like it.
 
Shyene don't like it
 Rock the fiesta, rock the fiesta.
The sharif don't like it
 Rock the Casbah, rock the Casbah.
 
So leave if you don't like it.
Shariff don't like it.
 
So we-eee won't be quiet
 Rock the Cat's paw
The Shareef don't like it 
Rock the Casbah
 
So, Holly Golightly.
Shariff don't like it.
 
Soon as the Shareef was shuffled out of there 
The jet pilots tuned to the Catholic radio blare
Soon as the Shareef was chauffeured out of there 
The jet pilots tuned to the cockpit radio blare
 
Soon as the Shareef was sure-foot out of there
 The jet pilots tuned to the carpet radio blare.
Soon as the Shareef was chauffeured out of there
 The jet pilots tuned to the cockpit radio blare.
 
Soon as the sherry was shuffled outta there 
The jet-pilots turned to the Catholic radio hair
Soon as the Shareef was chauffeured out of there
 The jet pilots tuned to the cockpit radio blare.
 
Stock the hashpot!
Rock the Casbah!
 
Stop the cat box.
Rock the Casbah.
 
Stop the cat bus.
Rock the Casbah.
 
Sure, we don't like it.
 or
 Sure-ree don't like it.
 or
 Sure, he don't like it.
 or
 Sure really like it.
 or
 Sherry don't like it.
Sharif don't like it.
 
The Sheriff don't like it,
 rob the cashvault, rob the cashvault.
 The Sheriff don't like it,
 rob the cashvault, rob the cashvault.
Sharif don't like it
 Rockin the casbah Rock the casbah
 Sharif don't like it
 Rockin the Casbah Rock the Casbah
 
The Swahili don't like it
 Rob the cashbar, rob the cashbar
The shareef don't like it
 Rockin the Casbah, rock the Casbah.
 
The Taliban took fire
The temple band took five
 
The chief don't like it
 Touch his grandma, touch his grandma.
 or
 The chief don't like it
 Touch his a**hole, touch his a**hole.
The sharif don't like it
 Rockin' the Casbah, rock the Casbah.
 
The chief had some cataracts
 He went a-cruisin' in the mill
 The Mezzanine was a-sanding
 On the radiator grill
The sheik he drove his Cadillac
 He went a-cruisin' down the ville
 The muezzin was a-standing
 On the radiator grille
 
The crowd caught a whiff
 Of that crazy Casbah child.
The crowd caught a whiff
 Of that crazy Casbah jive.
 
The in-crowd says it's cool 
To dig this Tao Chi thing
The in-crowd says it's cool 
to dig this chanting thing
 
The jet pilot tuned to the cupcake in her hair.
The jet pilots tuned to the cockpit radio blare.
 
The jet pilots tuned to the Catholic radio there.
The jet pilots tuned to the cockpit radio blare.
 
The jet pilots tuned to the electric radio fare
The jet pilots tuned to the cockpit radio blare
 
The jet pilots turn to the company radio glare
The jet pilots tuned to the cockpit radio blare
 
The sheep don't like it.
 It's not the cat's fault, it's not the cat's fault.
The sharif don't like it
 Rockin' the Casbah, rock the Casbah.
 
The sheep don't like it
 It's not the cat's fault.
Sharif don't like it
 Rock the Casbah.
 
The sheep don't like it
 Lockin' the cash box.
The sharif don't like it
 Rock the Casbah.
 
The sheep don't like it
 Stop the cat box
 Stop the catbox.
The shareef don't like it
 Rockin' the Casbah
 Rock the Casbah.
 
The sheik he drove his Cadillac
 He went a-cruisin' down the hill
 The prisoner was a stand-in
 Above the radiator grille.
The sheik he drove his Cadillac
 He went a-cruisin' down the ville
 The Muezzin was a-standing
 On the radiator grille.
 
The sheriff don't like it
The shariff don't like it
 
The shiek, he don't like it
 F*** the gas pump, f*** the gas pump.
The shareef don't like it
 Rock the Casbah, rock the Casbah.
 
Therese, I like it!
 Rock the Kasper, Rock the Kasper!
Sharif don´t like it
 Rock the Casbah, rock the Casbah!
 
They called up this jet fighters
 He said they better have to pray
 Drop the funds between the cateracts
 Down the Casbah hay
The king called up his jet fighters
 He said you better earn your pay
 Drop your bombs between the minarets
 Down the Casbah way
 
This place has got culture
 Fun and mental incarnation
 The evil really hates it
He thinks it's not kosher
 Fundamentally he can't take it
 You know he really hates it
 
Thunder Taskforce! Thunder Taskforce!
Rock the Casbah! Rock the Casbah!
 
Tough s*** if you don't like it.
The Sharif don't like it.
 
Walk to the cazsh bar
 Walk to the cazsh bar.
Rock the Casbah
 Rock the Casbah.
 
Wash the cat, yah.
Rock the Casbah.
 
We really don't like it
 Rock the cat's bar.
The shareef don't like it
 Rock the Casbah.
 
We shall be as we like it
 Rock the Casbah, rock the Casbah.
Sharif don't like it
 Rock the Casbah! Rock the Casbah!
 
Yah, I really don't like it.
Sharrif don't like it.
 
You have to let the record drop.
You have to let that raga drop.
 
You know it really hurts me.
You know he really hates it.
 
You reeeally don't like it
 Rob the gasbar, Rob the gasbar.
The shareef don't like it
 Rockin' the Casbah, rock the Casbah.
 
You're really gonna like it
 Stop the cat box
 Stop the cat box
Sharif don't like it
 Rock the Casbah
 Rock the Casbah.
 
You're really gonna like it
Lock the cash box
Lock the cashbox
Sharif don't like it,
Rock the casbah
Rock the casbah
 
You're really gonna like it
Sharif don't like it.
 
A Shaolin in a baguette.
The Shariff he don't like it.
 
And Sharie didn't like it. 
 Drop the cats paw, drop the cats paw..
The sharif don't like it 
 Rock the Casbah, rock the Casbah..
 
Charlize don't like it.
Shariff don't like it.
 
Cherie don't like Ed.
The Shareef don't like it.
 
Cherie don't like it
Drop the cash, Bob! Drop the cash, Bob!
Sharif don't like it
Rock the Casbah! Rock the Casbah!
 
Drop the cat box
Rock the Casbah
 
Drop the gas pump
Rock the casbah
 
Drunk at the cash bar
Rock the Kasbah
 
F*ck the gas bar! F*ck the gas bar!
Rock the Casbah! Rock the Casbah!
 
Found the mental retard naked
Fundamentally, he can't take it.
 
Fundamental retardation
Fundamentally, he can't take it
 
Fundamentally cardated!
Fundamentally he can't take it
 
He's mental retardated
Fundamentally, he can't take it.
 
I REALLY don't like it! 
 F*** the task-bar, f*** the task-bar
Shareef don't like it
Rockin' the Casbah, rock the Casbah
(talking about Windows operating system)
 
I really don't like it, funky passport, funky passport
Sharif don't like it, rock the Casbah! Rock the Casbah!
 
I really don’t like it,
Funky passport,
Funky passport
Sharif don't like it
 Rock the Casbah! Rock the Casbah!
 
It's got fleas
I don't like it; f*** the cat off, f*** the cat off.
Sharif don't like it,
Rock the Casbah,
Rock the Casbah.
 
It's really undecided 
 Chalk or plaster, caulk or plaster
Shariff don't like it 
 Rock the casbah, rock the casbah
Never saw the video before today (4-14-2016)==but then, it's hard to find with the wrong lyrics, no? :/ And the cameo of the armadillo is hilarious!
 
Maria Carey I say
Sharif don't like it
 
Police don't like it
 or 
Sheriff don't like it
Sharif don't like it
 
Rock the ashbar, 
 Rock the ashbar.
Rocking the casbah, 
 Rock the casbah.
 
Rock the cat's a***
Rock the Casbah
 
Rosh Hashanah
Rock the Casbah
 
Shari don't like it
Rock the Lamb Chop
Rock the Lamb Chop
Sharif don't like it
Rock the Casbah
Rock the Casbah
 
Sharif don't like it 
 Rob the cash box! Rob the cash box!
Sharif don't like it
 Rock the Casbah! Rock the Casbah!
 
She really don’t like it, rock the asphalt, rock the asphalt
Sharif don't like it, rockin' the Casbah, rock the Casbah
 
Sherida you like it!
Drop the cash off, drop the cash off!
Sharif don't like it
 Rock the Casbah! Rock the Casbah!
 
Sherri don't like it 
 F***ing a**hole, F***ing a**hole
Shariff don't like it 
 Rock the Casbah, Rock the Casbah
 
Sherry don't like it 
 Lock the taskbar! Lock the task bar!
Sharif don't like it
 Rock the Casbah! Rock the Casbah!
 
Sherry don’t like it
 Rock the Casbah! Rock the Casbah!
Sharif don't like it
 Rock the Casbah! Rock the Casbah!
 
Show me your magic
Shariff don't like it
 
Surreal the night man
The Sharif don't like it
 
The local guitar picking club
Is guitar picking fun
The local guitar picker
Got his guitar picking thumb
 
The payload when they brought out the electric cattle drum 
 The local kids are thinking of escape, not having fun
The Bedouin they brought out 
 Electric camel drums 
 The local guitar picker
Used his guitar picking thumb
 
The sheep don’t like it,
Rockin’ the cash bar,
Rockin’ the cash bar….
The sharif don't like it
 Rock the Casbah, rock the Casbah.
 
The sheriff don't like it
 Rocking with Caspar
 Rocking with Caspar
Shariff don't like it
Rock the Casbah
Rock the Casbah
 
Thinks he's got a potion
The Sharif don't like it.
 
Thunder cash bar, Thunder cash bar.
Rock the Casbah! Rock the Casbah!
 
We really don’t like it.
F*ck the cash bar. F*ck the cash bar.
Sharif don't like it
 Rock the Casbah! Rock the Casbah!
 
by oilin' up the profit
by order of the prophet
 
by oilin' up the prophets
by order of the prophet
 
Chicken poo for breakfast
Drinking brew for breakfast
 
Eating chicken food for breakfast.
Been drinking brew for breakfast.
 
Eating chicken glue for breakfast
Been drinking brew for breakfast.
 
"Safe European Home" (MP3) 
I went to a place that everyone thinks is a little bit of 2 out of 3.
I went to the place where every white face is an invitation to robbery.
 
"Safe European Home" (MP3) 
I went to the place where everyone's faced with an invitation to Robert Reid's.
I went to the place where every white face is an invitation to robbery.
 
"Safe European Home" (MP3) 
I went to the place
 Where everyone faces an invitation to Robert Reed's.
I went to the place
 Where every white face is an invitation to robbery.
 
"Safe European Home" (MP3) 
Major Tom!
Where'd you go?
 
"Should I Stay Or Should I Go?" (MP3) 
Exactly who Mom's supposed to be.
Exactly who am I supposed to be?
 
"Should I Stay Or Should I Go?" (MP3) 
Exactly who am I supposed to me? (You know what they say)
 Don't you know which clothes even fit me? (So don't get up and then get out!)
Exactly who am I supposed to me? (Diga me que tengo ser)
 Don't you know which clothes even fit me? (Sabes que ropas me queda?)
 
"Should I Stay Or Should I Go?" (MP3) 
If I go there will be trombones
If I go there will be trouble
 
"Should I Stay Or Should I Go?" (MP3) 
If I stay it will be Dumbo
If I stay it will be double
 
"Should I Stay Or Should I Go?" (MP3) 
If you say that you are mine, 
I'll pee until the end of time
If you say that you are mine, 
I'll be until the end of time
 
"Should I Stay Or Should I Go?" (MP3) 
It's always stay, stay, stays.
It's always tease, tease, tease.
 
"Should I Stay Or Should I Go?" (MP3) 
It's always taste, taste, taste
It's always tease, tease, tease
 
"Should I Stay Or Should I Go?" (MP3) 
It's my decision, me molester.
Esta indecision me molesta
 
"Should I Stay Or Should I Go?" (MP3) 
Salvation of my naked eyes
Sabes que ropas me queda?
 
"Should I Stay Or Should I Go?" (MP3) 
Should I coalesce or should I blow?
Should I cool it or should I blow?
 
"Should I Stay Or Should I Go?" (MP3) 
Should I commit or should I blow?
Should I cool it or should I blow?
 
"Should I Stay Or Should I Go?" (MP3) 
Should I shave or should I grow now?
Should I stay or should I go now?
 
"Should I Stay Or Should I Go?" (MP3) 
Should I staple on your gonads?
Should I stay or should I go now?
 
"Should I Stay Or Should I Go?" (MP3) 
Should I stay and shoot a goat now?
Should I stay or should I go now?
 
"Should I Stay Or Should I Go?" (MP3) 
Should I stay or should I go now?
 Get your feet up off the sofa.
Should I stay or should I go now?
 ¿Me frio o lo soplo?
 
"Should I Stay Or Should I Go?" (MP3) 
Should I stay or should I gonad?
Should I stay or should I go now?
 
"Should I Stay Or Should I Go?" (MP3) 
The same decision's bugging me.
This indecision's bugging me.
 
"Should I Stay Or Should I Go?" (MP3) 
This indecision's bugging me
 Indecision named molester.
This indecision's bugging me
 Esta undecision me molesta.
 
"Should I Stay Or Should I Go?" (MP3) 
This indecision's bugging me
 El calzoncillo me molesta.
This indecision's bugging me
 Esta indecision me molesta.
"Calzoncillo" is the Spanish word for underwear.
 
"Should I Stay Or Should I Go" (MP3) 
Should I collect or should I blow
or
Should I collect or should I glow
or
Should I collect your sugar show
or
Should I collect your sure are low
or
Should I collect your sure are low
Should I cool it or should I blow
 
"Should I Stay or Should I Go?" (MP3) 
Darling, you got to let me go
Darling, you got to let me know
 
"Should I Stay or Should I Go?" (MP3) 
Don't go free or go solo
Doble! ¿Me frio o lo soplo?
(later): Yo me enfrio o lo soplo
Two different lines, both misheard the same way.
 
"Should I Stay or Should I Go?" (MP3) 
If I go, there will be trombones
 And if I stay I will see Dumbo
If I go, there will be trouble
 And if I stay it will be double
 
"Should I Stay or Should I Go?" (MP3) 
Peanut butter sucker
¿Me frio o lo soplo?
 
"Should I Stay or Should I Go?" (MP3) 
Should I stay or should I go out?
Should I stay or should I go now?
 
"Should I Stay or Should I Go?" (MP3) 
Should I stay or should I pull out?
Should I stay or should I go now?
 
"Should I Stay or Should I Go?" (MP3) 
Should I steak or should I grow?
Should I stay or should I go?
 
Raising the red flag
 They want a black one 
 After they died upon Mockingbird Hill
They sang the red flag
 They wore the black one 
 After they died it was Mockingbird Hill
 
Spanish bombs, yo te guerra incognita
 Yo ta cuela, oh ma corazon.
Spanish bombs, yo te quiero infinito
 Yo te quiero, oh mi corazon.
To be fair, the actual lyrics are mispronounced and not fully grammatical either.
 
Spanish bombs, yo te quiero el finito
 Yo te cueta, oh mi corazon.
Spanish bombs, yo te quiero infinito
 Yo te quiero, oh mi corazon.
 
Spanish bombs, yo te quiero infinito
 Yo te cuera, oma corazon.
Spanish bombs, yo te quiero infinito
 Yo te quiero, oh mi corazon.
People that speak English can't understand it, and those who speak Spanish---can't understand it either. So why? Why? Cuera is like the wife of cuero (leather) I guess, who knows?
 
Spanish bombs, yo te quiero infinito
 Yo te quiero, oh my colored thong.
Spanish bombs, yo te quiero infinito
 Yo te quiero, oh mi corazon.
 
Spanish thongs, under the sea, yea
 Yo te quiero! Oh my God, a a thong!
Spanish bombs, yo te quiero infinito
 Yo te quiero, oh mi corazon.
 
a flat car, Johnny up-the-ville
The black cars of the Guardia Civil
 
At weekends we'd go dancing
 Downstairs, all of us
An' weekends we'd go dancing
 Down Streatham on the bus
 
Claimed he pulled a knife
Playing pool all night
 
Go on a drinking spree
 Hit the wrong guy
 Each of you get free
 Years a wastin'.
Go on a nicking spree
 Hit the wrong guy
 Each of you get three
 Years in Brixton.
With the Cockney accent, 'three' sounds like 'free'.
 
Go on, the necking's free
Go on a nicking spree
 
I did my very best to (waahh??)
 How bad things were
 It's good to talk
I did my very best to write
 How was butlins?
 Were the screws too tight?
 
Never took no sh!t from no one, we were fools
Never took no sh!t from no one, we weren't fools
 
Play me pool all night
 Smoky Memphis
Play me pool all night
 Smoking menthols
 
If you can play on the fiddle
 How's about a British chicken grill?
If you can play on the fiddle
 How's about a British jig and reel?
 
There ain’t no sirens here
There ain’t no asylum here
 
"The Call Up"
Hup two three four
Pile on number eighty-four
Hup two three four
I love the Marine Corps
 
It's a bird! It's a plane! No - it's the dog Weinstein lane.
It's a bird! It's a plane! No - it's the dubwise stylee.
 
It's a bird! It's a plane!
No - it's that dog Weinstein - Lane!
It's a bird! It's a plane!
No - it's the dubwise stylee!
 
"The Magnificent Seven" (MP3) 
A cowboy's doing TV land
What cowboys do in TV land
 
"The Magnificent Seven" (MP3) 
AM, FM, the BM, too
AM, FM, the PM, too
 
"The Magnificent Seven" (MP3) 
English pounds and Eskimo Pies
English pounds and Eskimo pence
 
"The Magnificent Seven" (MP3) 
Eskimo pets
Eskimo pence
 
"The Magnificent Seven" (MP3) 
Gimme Honda, gimme Sony
So cheap--can we afford it?
Gimme Honda, gimme Sony
So cheap, and real phony!
 
"The Magnificent Seven" (MP3) 
Give it up! F***!
You lot! What?
 
"The Magnificent Seven" (MP3) 
Italian mobs that shoot a lot, See-thru, restaurant, gates out of hell
Italian mobster shoots a lobster seafood restaurant gets out of hand
 
"The Magnificent Seven" (MP3) 
Italian monster shoots a lobster
Italian mobster shoots a lobster
 
"The Magnificent Seven" (MP3) 
Wait for a pot pie
Wave b-b-bye-bye
 
"The Magnificent Seven" (MP3) 
Weather man and the crazy chief
One says sun and one says heat
Weather man and the crazy chief
One says sun and one says sleet
 
"The Magnificent Seven" (MP3) 
What cowboys do on TBS
What cowboys do in TV land
 
"The Magnificent Seven" (MP3) 
What do we have for entertainment?
 Cod, chicken, chips, peas on the pavement.
What do we have for entertainment?
 Cops kicking gypsies on the pavement.
 
"The Magnificent Seven" (MP3) 
What do you have for entertainment?
 Cod, chicken, chips, peas on the pavement.
What do you have for entertainment?
 Cops kicking gypsies on the pavement.
 
"The Magnificent Seven" (MP3) 
What have we bought?
 or 
What have we brought?
What have we got?
 
"The Magnificent Seven" (MP3) 
What have we got for education?
What have we got for entertainment?
 
"The Magnificent Seven" (MP3) 
You don't walk! Don't stop give it all you got!
You lot! What? Don't stop give it all you got!
 
"This Is England"
Black shadow of innocence
 Falls on a dying lime.
Black shadow of the Vincent Falls
 On a triumph line.
 
"This Is England"
Mrs. Zigler,
We can chain you to the rail.
Mrs. Zigler,
We can kill you in a jail.
This is England.
We can chain you to the rail.
This is England.
We can kill you in a jail.
 
"This Is England"
Tonight he'll see
 How far she can go.
He's out at sea
 Too far off, he can't go home.
 
"This Is Radio Clash"
This is a Radio Crash
 On pilot satellite.
This is Radio Clash
 On pirate satellite.
 
"This Is Radio Clash"
This sound does not subscribe to the Internet Broadband
This sound does not subscribe to the international plan
Well that's because "internet broadband" didn't exist at the time this song was made!
 
"This Is Radio Clash"
To the intern's actual plan
To the international plan
 
Ain't gonna chew the place up
Ain't gonna shoot the place up
 
Standing at Palisade
laughing at you
Standing there in Palestine
lighting the fuse
 
Standing there in Palestine, laughing at Jews.
Standing there in Palestine, lighting the fuse.
 
Standing at Palisade, laughing at you
or
Standing there in Palestine, laughing at you
or
Standing there in Palestine, laughing at you
Standing there in Palestine lighting the fuse
 
"Train in Vain (Stand by Me)" (MP3) 
Stinkery
 or 
Stink-a-Ree
Stand by me
 
I remember who sings the most.
I'll remember these things the most.
 
I see all my things come tumbling down
I see all my dreams come tumbling down
 
Said you felt crap
Said you felt trapped
 
So alone, I think I'll lose it, babe
So, alone I keep the wolves at bay
 
You can stand by me
You're not alone
You can stand by me
Always
Did you stand by me?
No, not at all
Did you stand by me?
No way!
 
You must explain why this bugs me.
You must explain why this must be.
 
But I tried butt cream and I tried it all
 Crawling up the wall
But I tried spot cream and I tried it all
 Crawling up the wall
 
I got mixed, fighting in the road
I got nicked, fighting in the road
 
Kicking in the window, while you're sleeping tight
Peeping in the window, are you sleeping tight?
 
They got this so I got caught
Dad got pissed so I got clocked
 
You see the channel so he lost a lot
Couldn't hear the Tannoy so he lost the lot
 
"White Man In Hammersmith Palais" (MP3) 
And the all night drunk Robin Hood
And the all night drug prowling wolf
 
"White Man In Hammersmith Palais" (MP3) 
Can't fool the UK pop brigade.
Ken Boothe for UK pop reggae.
 
"White Man In Hammersmith Palais" (MP3) 
UK pop brigade
UK pop raggae
 
"White Man In Hammersmith Palais" (MP3) 
Why you, black you
White youth, black youth
 
A riot in my home
A riot of my own
 
All the power's in the van
All the power's in the hands
 
All we get is Sunday baby
All we get is someday maybe!
 
Are you going Blackburn, or are you going Fulham?
Are you going backwards, or are you going forward?
 
Geronimo
A riot of my own
 
Of the people reaching out to buy it (or bite it)
Of people rich enough to buy it
 
White Riot, we're out of ammo!
White riot, a riot of my own.
 
White riot, a riot in the hole.
White riot, a riot of my own.
 
White riot, we're animals.
White riot, a riot of my own.
 
White riot
 I wanna riot
 White riot
 Garanimals!
White riot
 I wanna riot
 White riot
 A riot of my own.
 
White riot
 I'm on a riot
 White riot
 Around the world.
White riot
 I wanna riot
 White riot
 A riot of my own.
 
Why people go to school
 When the teacher has to be thick
White people go to school
 Where they teach you how to be thick
 
Why try, I wonder why?
Why try it in Idaho?
White riot, I want a riot, a white riot,
A riot of my own
 
Wild Ride, I want a Ride
White Riot, I want a Riot
 
It is the London broil.
It is the wrong 'em boyo.
 
It is the ride on mower.
It is the wrong 'em boyo.
 
It is the wrong employer.
It is the wrong 'em boyo.
 
Wrong employer
Wrong 'em boyo.