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There are 62 misheard song lyrics for Cradle Of Filth on amIright currently.
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"Absinthe With Faust" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Let us preach
To the seven-year reach
Of the ocean decadent.
To the seven-year reach
Of the ocean decadent.
Original Lyrics:
Let us pitch
To the seven-year itch
Of the ultra-decadent.
To the seven-year itch
Of the ultra-decadent.
"Achingly Beautiful"
Misheard Lyrics:
She was a bacon pie
Original Lyrics:
She was a flame, divine
"Babalon A.D. (So Glad For The Madness)"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'm a deserty Jew.
Original Lyrics:
And as I threw Job.
"Babalon A.D. (So Glad For The Madness)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I drove myself to a mountain ledge.
Original Lyrics:
I drove myself to a martyred wretch.
"Beneath The Howling Stars"
Misheard Lyrics:
Elizabeth
Free range, now a Countess.
Free range, now a Countess.
Original Lyrics:
Elizabeth
Free reigned, now a Countess.
Free reigned, now a Countess.
"Beneath The Howling Stars"
Misheard Lyrics:
Her breakfast in the park.
Original Lyrics:
Her embers, tempered, roared.
"Beneath The Howling Stars"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pon the old dongifer there.
Original Lyrics:
Pon the awed throng gathered there.
"Beneath The Howling Stars"
Misheard Lyrics:
Whom her reddend lips hold
A***!
A***!
Original Lyrics:
Whom her reddened lips hold
Fast!
Fast!
"Black Metal" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Flat kettle! Flat kettle!
Original Lyrics:
Black metal! Black metal!
"Black Metal" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Whom her reddend lips hold
A*s!
A*s!
Original Lyrics:
Whom her reddened lips hold
Fast!
Fast!
"Born In A Burial Gown"
Misheard Lyrics:
Despised by her cross on the wall
Original Lyrics:
Espied by her cross on the wall
"Born In A Burial Gown"
Misheard Lyrics:
She would make Jesus
Blistered foot forward and bald.
Blistered foot forward and bald.
Original Lyrics:
She would take Jesus
Blest foot forward and all.
Blest foot forward and all.
"Born In A Burial Gown"
Misheard Lyrics:
She would make Jesus
Left foot forward and pull!
Left foot forward and pull!
Original Lyrics:
She would take Jesus
Blest foot forward and all.
Blest foot forward and all.
"Born In A Burial Gown"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sibilant and eating corn
Original Lyrics:
Sibilant and macabre
It's good for any person who likes heavy metal/goth rock bands
"Cemetery and Sundown"
Misheard Lyrics:
Symmetry and sundown
Original Lyrics:
Cemetery and sundown
"Coffin Fodder" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Freedom from the sewage head
Original Lyrics:
Freedom lift thy sewered hem
"Cruelty Brought Thee Orchids"
Misheard Lyrics:
More. Horse. More.
Original Lyrics:
More. Whore. More.
"English Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now the tunnel of turkey
Original Lyrics:
Now the tidal are turning
"From The Cradle To Enslave" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've seen her 17 years.
Original Lyrics:
I see the serpentine in your eyes.
"Funeral in Carpathia"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beauty slept and then I wept for what she wanted so.
Original Lyrics:
Beauty slept and angels wept for her immortal soul.
"Gilded C*nt" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lose your death
Choose your mouth.
Choose your mouth.
Original Lyrics:
Loose your shell
Shoot the mouth.
Shoot the mouth.
"Gilded C*nt" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Someone likes Concubine.
or
Sodomite and Concubine
or
Sodomite and Concubine
Original Lyrics:
Sodomite's concubine
"Gilded C*nt" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Someone likes pumpkin pie.
Original Lyrics:
Sodomite and Concubine
"Gilded C*nt" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The machine that gave me pie.
Original Lyrics:
Between the sheets that keep me borne.
"Her Ghost In The Fog" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the midnight cramping of beans.
Original Lyrics:
And the Midnightmare trampling of dreams.
"Her Ghost In The Fog" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Josh Brown Town, woooo
Original Lyrics:
Church bell tower key
"Her Ghost In The Fog" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Preachers that kissed in gold mirrors.
Original Lyrics:
Creatures that kissed in cold mirrors.
"Her Ghost In The Fog" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She shadow waltzed and killed herself right in front of me.
Original Lyrics:
She shone on watercolor of my pondlife as pearl.
"Her Ghost In The Fog" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She was certainly possessed in a milky wine school
Original Lyrics:
She was Erzulie possessed of a milky white skin.
"Her Ghost In The Fog" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She was easily possessed of a milky white skin.
Original Lyrics:
She was Erzulie possessed of a milky white skin.
"Her Ghost In The Fog" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She was the hideous creature that kissed the goats beards
The Queen of Spew far beyond compare
The superstitious trees.
The Queen of Spew far beyond compare
The superstitious trees.
Original Lyrics:
She was divinity's creature
That kissed in cold mirrors
A Queen of Snow Far beyond compare
Lips attuned to symmetry.
That kissed in cold mirrors
A Queen of Snow Far beyond compare
Lips attuned to symmetry.
"Her Ghost In The Fog" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The breeze stank of sausage and camphor.
Original Lyrics:
The breeze stank of sunset and camphor.
"Her Ghost In the Fog" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She should have walked together from our very first bow.
Original Lyrics:
She shone on watercolor of my pondlife as pearl.
"Lord Abortion" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She lost her taco.
Original Lyrics:
She had not lost her touch.
"Lord Abortion" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Victims fell from their own lives.
Original Lyrics:
Victims force-fed their own face.
"Malice Through The Looking Glass" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I will answer thy prairs
But if I want bigger b***s.
But if I want bigger b***s.
Original Lyrics:
I will answer thy prayers
If thou wouldst drink of my life.
If thou wouldst drink of my life.
"Nemesis" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Black is my heart, black is my heart
I am now possessed.
I am now possessed.
Original Lyrics:
Black is my heart, black is my heart
I am Nemesis.
I am Nemesis.
"No Time To Cry"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's just like having sex.
Original Lyrics:
It's just like Adam says.
"Nymphetamine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Layed to the river
Where samurai waved
A bee of black scones
On we hoped to the grave
A true bred september
When skies fired pain
I begged your appeal now
A thought for the holy wands.
Where samurai waved
A bee of black scones
On we hoped to the grave
A true bred september
When skies fired pain
I begged your appeal now
A thought for the holy wands.
Original Lyrics:
Lead to the river
Midsummer, I waved
A 'V' of black swans
On with hope to the grave
All through Red September
With skies fire-paved
I begged you appear
Like a thorn for the holy ones.
Midsummer, I waved
A 'V' of black swans
On with hope to the grave
All through Red September
With skies fire-paved
I begged you appear
Like a thorn for the holy ones.
"Nymphetamine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Six feet deep is a recession.
Original Lyrics:
Six feet deep is the incision.
"Of Dark Blood And F***ing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There was the Seventh Heaven burning
Going donuts with the bay.
Going donuts with the bay.
Original Lyrics:
Thou art my Seventh Heaven burning
Going down as with the sun.
Going down as with the sun.
"One Foul Step from the Abyss"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Lady Gaga
The storm
The storm
Original Lyrics:
The painted eye of the storm
"Saffron's Curse" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hopes to make men cry
Original Lyrics:
For familiar lips to lick them dry
"Saffron's Curse" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wish to burn with the Devil's Daughter.
Original Lyrics:
I wished her back, but the dead adored her.
"Scorched Earth Erotica"
Misheard Lyrics:
Thirteen thousand sacred vows
Original Lyrics:
Foot in mouth of sacred cows
"Scorched Earth Erotica"
Misheard Lyrics:
Thirteen, death of sacred cows.
Original Lyrics:
Foot in mouth of sacred cows.
"Scorched Earth Erotica"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where the tragic and amphibean fell
Original Lyrics:
Where the tragic in theory and practice fell
"Suicide and Other Comforts"
Misheard Lyrics:
(I) Washed my love in blood red flour.
Original Lyrics:
Whilst my love, a blood red flower.
"Summer Dying Fast"
Misheard Lyrics:
Southwest dining
Original Lyrics:
Summer dying
"Summer Dying Fast"
Misheard Lyrics:
Southwest dining
Original Lyrics:
Summer dying
"Tearing The Veil From Grace" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a leaf at Christmas
Original Lyrics:
Like an aether-greased fist
"The Foetus of a New Day Kicking"
Misheard Lyrics:
Did you wanna let her sister round.
Original Lyrics:
Danger warning levels hissed out loud.
"The Principle Of Evil Made Flesh"
Misheard Lyrics:
F*** Jesus!
Original Lyrics:
The blood of Jesus
"Thirteen Autumns and a Widow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Her arm still spread between her legs.
Original Lyrics:
Stigmata still wept between her legs.
"To Eve The Art Of Witchcraft"
Misheard Lyrics:
Crawl in an awful ebony
Original Lyrics:
Crawl in awful stealth to me
"Tortured Soul Asylum" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I love the way Midian hides.
Original Lyrics:
A labyrinth wherein Midian hides
"Tragic Kingdom"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dressed in the press
Wicked witches of the west
Wicked witches of the west
Original Lyrics:
Dressed in the best
Wicked britches of the West
Wicked britches of the West
"Tragic Kingdom"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jim sat sipping absent
From a goblin maid of bone
From a goblin maid of bone
Original Lyrics:
Gilles sat sipping absinthe
From a goblet made of bone
From a goblet made of bone
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