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"Better Be Home Soon" (MP3) 
Something's got a hole on you
Somethings got a hold on you
 
Just me and Al Capone stuck in the elevator 
Hard to remember in the morning
Drown it in alcohol, stuck in the elevator 
Hard to remember in the morning
 
She was always the first to second.
She was always the first to say gone.
 
To stroke the right nerve, 
whose knees do I surf?
To stroke the right nerve, 
whose needs do I serve?
 
Whose knees do I search?
Whose needs do I serve?
 
And on the dark Robber Road 
 We're all tempting fate 
 'Course you don't drive with no number plates 
 Here comes Mrs. Kerry Lee
And the dogs are on the road 
 We're all tempting fate 
 Cars shooting by with no number plates 
 And here comes Mrs. Hairy Legs
 
Can I buy another piece of Castro's state?
 or
 Can I buy another piece of Castro's place?
Can I buy another cheap Picasso fake?
 
Can I buy another type of wheelin' skate?
Can I buy another slice of real estate?
 
And dust from a distant sun will shatter over everyone
 or 
And just from a distant sun, I will shatter over everyone
 or 
And just from a distant sun, I will shower over everyone
And dust from a distant sun will shower over everyone
 
Are You Afraid of the Dark?
I am not afraid of the dark
Are You Afraid of the Dark? is a TV show that aired on Nickelodeon in the US and YTV in Canada.
 
Lying pissed and feeling vengance from above
Like a Christian feeling vengance from above
 
"Don't Dream It's Over" (MP3) 
Acon, Acon
 or
Air Con, Air Con
They come, they come.
 
"Don't Dream It's Over" (MP3) 
All these shadows ahead, they'll be clearing the room
Only shadows ahead, barely clearing the roof
 
"Don't Dream It's Over" (MP3) 
An accountant steps to the door in your heart.
And I'm counting the steps to the door of your heart.
 
"Don't Dream It's Over" (MP3) 
An accountant steps to the door of your heart.
And I'm counting the steps to the door of your heart.
 
"Don't Dream It's Over" (MP3) 
Anal, anal
 Don't dream it's over.
Hey now, hey now
 Don't dream it's over.
 
"Don't Dream It's Over" (MP3) 
And the piper to die
 Tells of war and of why.
And the paper today
 Tales of war and of waste.
 
"Don't Dream It's Over" (MP3) 
Billy Claire in the roof
Barely clearing the roof
 
"Don't Dream It's Over" (MP3) 
Breadcrumbs, breadcrumbs
They come, they come.
 
"Don't Dream It's Over" (MP3) 
Dead crumb, dead crumb.
They come, they come.
 
"Don't Dream It's Over" (MP3) 
Detente, detente, in the war between us
They come, they come, to build a wall between us
 
"Don't Dream It's Over" (MP3) 
Don't dream and suffer.
Don't dream it's over.
 
"Don't Dream It's Over" (MP3) 
Don't dream in circles.
Don't dream it's over.
 
"Don't Dream It's Over" (MP3) 
Don't dream of an oval.
Don't dream it's over.
 
"Don't Dream It's Over" (MP3) 
Don't drink, be sober.
Don't dream it's over.
 
"Don't Dream It's Over" (MP3) 
Don't treat me t'awful.
Don't dream it's over.
 
"Don't Dream It's Over" (MP3) 
Eclair in the roof
Barely clearing the roof.
 
"Don't Dream It's Over" (MP3) 
Get to know the feeling of liberating anchovies
Get to know the feeling of liberation and relief
 
"Don't Dream It's Over" (MP3) 
Hair now, hair now 
 Brylcreem it over
Hey now, hey now 
 Don't dream it's over
 
"Don't Dream It's Over" (MP3) 
Hannah, Hannah!
Hey now, hey now
 
"Don't Dream It's Over" (MP3) 
Head down, head down 
 Don't dream it's over
 or
 Head now, head now 
 Don't dream it's over.
Hey now, hey now 
 Don't dream it's over.
 
"Don't Dream It's Over" (MP3) 
Hey now, Hey now,
 Don't scream, it's Grover
Hey now, Hey now,
 Don't dream it's over
 
"Don't Dream It's Over" (MP3) 
Hey now, hey now
 Don't dream it sober.
Hey now, hey now
 Don't dream, it's over.
 
"Don't Dream It's Over" (MP3) 
Hey now, hey now
 Don't treat me sober.
Hey now, hey now
 Don't dream, it's over.
 
"Don't Dream It's Over" (MP3) 
Hey now, hey now
 The dream is over.
Hey now, hey now
 Don't dream it's over.
 
"Don't Dream It's Over" (MP3) 
Hey now,
Hey now,
Don't scream at Joseph
Hey now,
Hey now,
Don't dream it's over
 
"Don't Dream It's Over" (MP3) 
Hey ya, hey ya
Hey now, hey now
 
"Don't Dream It's Over" (MP3) 
In a pickle today
In the paper today
 
"Don't Dream It's Over" (MP3) 
In the paper today
 Tales of Warren defaced
In the paper today
 Tales of war and of waste
 
"Don't Dream It's Over" (MP3) 
In the paper today
 Tales of Warren of Wales
In the paper today
 Tales of war and of waste
 
"Don't Dream It's Over" (MP3) 
In the paper today
 Tells of war in the waste.
In the paper today
 Tales of war and of waste.
 
"Don't Dream It's Over" (MP3) 
In the paper today
 Tells of war in the wise
 But you turn right over to the T.V. perch.
In the paper today
 Tales of war and of waste
 But you turn right over to the T.V. page.
 
"Don't Dream It's Over" (MP3) 
To build a war between us
or
In the war between us
or
In the war between us
To build a wall between us
 
"Don't Dream It's Over" (MP3) 
Johnny Cash with deluge in a paper cup.
Try to catch the deluge in a paper cup.
 
"Don't Dream It's Over" (MP3) 
Lego, lego
 To build a war between us
 You know that they wanna win.
They come, they come
 To build a wall between us
 You know that they won't win.
 
"Don't Dream It's Over" (MP3) 
Napalm, napalm!
They come, they come
 
"Don't Dream It's Over" (MP3) 
Now I'm towing my car, there’s a hole in the roof
Papa says it's the cause of my suspicion but there’s no proof.
Now I'm towing my car, there's a hole in the roof
My possessions are causing me suspicion but there's no proof.
 
"Don't Dream It's Over" (MP3) 
Now I'm towing my car
 There's a hole in the roof
 It's my position, it's 'cause of my suspension
 But there's no proof.
Now I'm towing my car
 There's a hole in the roof
 My possessions are causing me suspicion
 But there's no proof.
 
"Don't Dream It's Over" (MP3) 
Only shadows ahead
 Belle Eclaire on the roof
Only shadows ahead
Barely clearing the roof
 
"Don't Dream It's Over" (MP3) 
Only shadows of hell
Only shadows ahead
 
"Don't Dream It's Over" (MP3) 
Pickle, pickle
They come, they come
 
"Don't Dream It's Over" (MP3) 
Play calm, play calm
They come, They come
 
"Don't Dream It's Over" (MP3) 
Take off, take off
They come, they come
 
"Don't Dream It's Over" (MP3) 
Tales of war and the wise.
Tales of war and of waste.
 
"Don't Dream It's Over" (MP3) 
Tales of water and wine
Tales of war and of waste
 
"Don't Dream It's Over" (MP3) 
That eclair in the roof
Barely clearing the roof
 
"Don't Dream It's Over" (MP3) 
The treatment's over
Don't dream it's over
 
"Don't Dream It's Over" (MP3) 
There is freedom with him
There is freedom within
 
"Don't Dream It's Over" (MP3) 
There is freedom within, there is freedom without 
Johnny Cash is damaging a paper cup
There is freedom within, there is freedom without 
Trying to catch the deluge in a paper cup
 
"Don't Dream It's Over" (MP3) 
There's a war between us, 
We know they wanna win.
To build a wall between us, 
We know they won't win.
 
"Don't Dream It's Over" (MP3) 
There's a war between us.
To build a wall between us.
 
"Don't Dream It's Over" (MP3) 
They come, they come
 To build a war between us
 We know we want to win.
They come, they come
 To build a wall between us
 We know they won't win.
 
"Don't Dream It's Over" (MP3) 
They'll be clearing the roof
Barely clearing the roof
 
"Don't Dream It's Over" (MP3) 
They'll come, they'll come
Deep in the war between us
They come, they come
 To build a wall between us
 
"Don't Dream It's Over" (MP3) 
To build a war between us,
You know the fat one wins.
To build a wall between us,
We know they won't win.
 
"Don't Dream It's Over" (MP3) 
To build a war between us
To build a wall between us
 
"Don't Dream It's Over" (MP3) 
To peel the wool between us.
To build a wall between us.
 
"Don't Dream It's Over" (MP3) 
Try to catch Italians in a paper cup
Try to catch the deluge in a paper cup
 
"Don't Dream It's Over" (MP3) 
Try to catch the damage in a paper cup.
Try to catch the deluge in a paper cup.
 
"Don't Dream It's Over" (MP3) 
Try to catch the damage in a paper cup
Try to catch the deluge in a paper cup
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"Don't Dream It's Over" (MP3) 
Try to catch the deluxe in a paper cup.
Try to catch the deluge in a paper cup.
 
"Don't Dream It's Over" (MP3) 
Try to catch the devil in a paper cup
Try to catch the deluge in a paper cup
 
"Don't Dream It's Over" (MP3) 
Try to catch the value of a paper cup
Try to catch the deluge in a paper cup
 
"Don't Dream It's Over" (MP3) 
We know they wanna win
We know they won't win
 
"Don't Dream It's Over" (MP3) 
Welcome, welcome, to feudal war between us
They come, they come, to build a wall between us
 
"Don't Dream It's Over" (MP3) 
When the walls come in
When the world comes in
 
"Don't Dream It's Over" (MP3) 
When the world comes in, breadcrumb, breadcrumb..
When the world comes in, they come, they come
 
"Don't Dream It's Over" (MP3) 
When the world comes in
 Beckham, Beckham
 To build a wall between us.
When the world comes in
 They come, they come
 To build a wall between us.
 
"Don't Dream It's Over" (MP3) 
You're clean and sober
 or
 The dream is over
Don't dream it's over
 
"Everything Is Good for You" (MP3) 
We'll come snuggle to turn the Angry Birds
We'll come struggle to turn the angry words
 
"Fall At Your Feet" (MP3) 
When ever I fall, atrophy
When ever I fall, at your feet
 
"Fall At Your Feet" (MP3) 
Whenever I fall, anchovy
Whenever I fall, at your feet
 
"Fall at Your Feet" (MP3) 
I'll prefer when you call
 And whenever I fall at your feet
 You let your tears ring down on me
 Whenever I touch, you're slowly turning pale
 Don't hide it from me now
(Later)
Do you want my presents, don't need my help?
I'll be there when you call
 And whenever I fall at your feet
 You let your tears rain down on me
 Whenever I touch, your slow turnin' pain
 You're hidin' from me now
(Later)
Do you want my presence or need my help?
 
Here come the handmade atomic times
Here come the handmaidens of end time
 
"Four Seasons In One Day" (MP3) 
Blood dries up, I crane, I crane
Blood dries up like rain, like rain
 
"Four Seasons In One Day" (MP3) 
Blood dries up, I pray, I pray.
Blood dries up like rain, like rain.
 
"Four Seasons In One Day" (MP3) 
Horses in Zimbabwe
Four seasons in a day
 
"Four Seasons in One Day" (MP3) 
Blood dries up
I pray, I pray
Blood dries up
Like rain, like rain
 
"Four Seasons in One Day" (MP3) 
The temperature at Chick-fil-A
The temperature could drop away
 
This I'll turn to gold 
 You looked at me for half a second.
As I turn to go 
 You looked at me for half a second.
 
"It's Only Natural" (MP3) 
I saw Mel, wife met Boyle
Ice will melt, water will boil
 
"It's Only Natural" (MP3) 
I smell Mel. What a real boil!
Ice will melt, water will boil.
 
"It's Only Natural" (MP3) 
It's so unnatural that I should want to be there with you
 It's so unnatural that you should feel the same way, too.
It's only natural that I should want to be there with you
 It's only natural that you should feel the same way, too.
 
"It's Only Natural" (MP3) 
You and I can sh*t out this mortal coil
You and I can shake off this mortal coil
 
And the birds are offering up their dudes
And the birds are offering up their tunes
 
Come December free
Mysterious sympathy
 
"Now We're Getting Somewhere" (MP3) 
When I'm with you
 I don't care
 We're a disappointment.
 or
 When I'm with you
 I don't care
 We're just disappointing
 or
 When I'm with you
 I don't care
 We're anticipating.
 or
 When I'm with you
 I don't care
 Where it is I'm pointing.
When I'm with you
 I don't care
 Where it is I'm falling.
 
In this summer liphicus
Endless summer lift the curse.
 
All the doves that you're digging on
 or
 All the dogs that you're digging on
 or
 All the doves that you're digging up
 or
 All the dogs that you're digging up
All the dirt that you're digging up
 
"Something So Strong" (MP3) 
Honey I'm home
Hang me on the wall
 
"Something So Strong" (MP3) 
I've been feeling so mature now
 Friendly and handing out war.
I've been feeling so much older
 Frame me and hang me on the wall.
 
"Something So Strong" (MP3) 
I've been feeling so mature, love 
Frame me and hang me on the wall
I've been feeling so much older 
Frame me and hang me on the wall
 
"Something So Strong" (MP3) 
I've been feeling so much older
 Frankly I'm happy, I'm warm.
I've been feeling so much older
 Frame me and hang me on the wall.
 
"Something So Strong" (MP3) 
I've been feeling someone's shoulder
I've been feeling so much older
 
"Something So Strong" (MP3) 
Love can make you weak
 Can make your ulcers come up
 Wounds that spread so deep
 And laughter froze around.
Love can make you weep
 Can make you run for cover
 Roots that spread so deep
 Bring life to frozen ground.
 
"Something So Strong" (MP3) 
Love can make you weak
Love can make you weep
 
"Something So Strong" (MP3) 
Love can make you win.
Love can make you weep.
 
"Something So Strong" (MP3) 
Selfies, selfies so strong
Something, something so strong
 
"Something So Strong" (MP3) 
Summer's so strong
Something So Strong
 
"Something So Strong" (MP3) 
Taste of Genesee, is like a lust for gold.
Taste of jealousy, is like a lust for gold.
 
"Something So Strong" (MP3) 
Taste of bittersweet
A taste of jealousy
 
"Something So Strong" (MP3) 
Who's that spritzer D?
Roots that spread so deep
 
"Something So Strong" (MP3) 
You fall into the same crap
You fall into the same trap
 
Everywhere you go, 
you always take the webber with you
Everywhere you go, 
you always take the weather with you
 
Everywhere you go, always nasty weather 
 or 
 Everywhere you go, always check the weather
Everywhere you go, you always take the weather with you
 
Everywhere you go, always take a weapon with you.
Everywhere you go, you always take the weather with you
 
Everywhere you go, you're always Jack the Ripper
Everywhere you go, always take the weather
 
Kids are cooking in my kitchen
Things ain't cooking in my kitchen
 
You can find the seed but not the tree
You can fight the sleep but not the dream
 
Things I'm cooking in my kitchen
Things ain't cooking in my kitchen
 
Things ain't crooked and I kissed her
Things ain't cookin' in my kitchen
 
Things are cooking in my kitchen
Things ain't cooking in my kitchen
 
You can fight the sheep, but not the dream
You can fight the sleep, but not the dream
 
"World Where You Live" (MP3) 
Do you planet to space?
Do you climb into space?
 
"World Where You Live" (MP3) 
Do you promise to swess
 To the world where you live?
Do you climb into space,
 To the world where you live?