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Black night is not white
Black night is not right
 
I don't want a rough tea
I don't want a rough sea
 
If you beetle back, oh I bet you can
If you've been bad, lord I bet you have
 
Sweet child in time
 Your silver lime
 The lime that's drown between the good and bad.
Sweet child in time
 You'll see the line
 The line that's drawn between the good and the bad.
 
Wait for the wicked shade.
Wait for the ricochet.
 
"Coffee Song"
Rumba the dance I get you
Together just to pass time
 
"Emaretta"
We have meatballs
Oh, Emmaretta
Behind my thoughts
Oh, Emmaretta
 
All you gays upon
All you gaze upon
 
And people all around you
And bebop all around you
 
The golden light above you shows me where you're from:
The magic in your eyeball tells me all of you been from.
The golden light above you shows me where you're from;
The magic in your eye bewitches all you gaze upon.
 
The golden light above you shows me where you're from;
 The magic in your armpit, which is all you gaze upon.
The golden light above you shows me where you're from;
 The magic in your eye bewitches all you gaze upon.
 
The magic in your I-beam, which is all you gaze upon 
 or 
The magic in your irony, which is all you gaze upon
The magic in your eye bewitches all you gaze upon
 
"Flight Of The Rat" (MP3) 
Spread the word around
 Batman's leaving town
 The message is a song
 The mystery is gone.
Spread the word around
 The rat is leaving town
 The message is a song
 The misery is gone.
 
Gene Simmons's alight
8 cylinders all mine
 
I love her
I need her
I speed her
I love her
I need her
I seed her
Ewww...seed her? Worse than Clapton's "I'll stay with you till my seas (seed?) are dried up". My much better lyric works well for the car or girl, throws a drug reference in, and implies sex without being anywhere near as tacky. Can't believe they didn't use it.
 
Nobody gonna have my girl 
 She eats cole slaw every day
Nobody gonna have my girl 
 She stays close on every bend
 
Nobody gonna take my dog
Nobody gonna take my car
 
She eats coleslaw every day
She stays close on every bend
 
She makes cold slaw every fair
She stays close on every bend
 
She takes clothes off everywhere
She stays close on every bend
 
"Hush"
Brush, brush
Hush, hush
 
"Hush"
Bush, bush.
Thought I heard her call her Laléna.
Bush, bush.
She broke my heart but I love her just the same now.
Hush, hush.
I thought I heard her calling my name now.
Hush, hush.
She broke my heart but I love her just the same now.
 
"Hush"
Fudge, fudge
Hush, hush
 
"Hush"
Harsh, harsh
Hush, hush
 
"Hush"
Hertz, Hertz
Hush, hush
 
"Hush"
Hirsch, Hirsch!
 I thought I heard her calling my name.
Hush, Hush!
 I thought I heard her calling my name.
 
"Hush"
Hush, hush
 I thought I heard her calling on me now.
 or
 Hush, hush
 I thought I heard her coming on me now.
Hush, hush
 I thought I heard her calling my name now.
 
"Hush"
Hutch, hutch
Hush, hush
 
"Hush"
I gotta get heavy
I gotta, gotta have it
 
"Hush"
She broke my car
She broke my heart
 
"Hush"
that I can't eat her I can't sleep
that I can't eat, and I can't sleep
 
"King of Dreams"
I'm a real slow dancer, a fantasy man
I'm a real smooth dancer, I'm fantasy man
 
"Knocking At Your Back Door"
And now she eases gently
 From her husband to her Bentley.
And now she eases gently
 From her Austen to her Bentley.
 
"Knocking At Your Back Door"
The log was in my pocket
 When Lucy met the Rocket
or
Her glove was in my pocket
 When Lucy hit the rocket
or
Her glove was in my pocket
 When Lucy hit the rocket
The rope was in my pocket 
When Lucy made the rocket
 
"Knocking At Your Back Door"
So we put her on the hit list
 To become a cunnilingist
 A master of many tongues
 And now she eases gently
 From her arms down to her bent knee
So we put her on the hit list
 Of a common cunning linguist
 A master of many tongues
 And now she eases gently
 From her Austin to her Bentley
 
"Knocking At Your Back Door"
Sweet Nancy was a prancer
 To get into her pants
 We had to beat the aristocracy
Sweet Nancy was so fancy
 To get into her pants
 We had to be the aristocracy
 
Maybe I'm a Leo, but I ain't a lamb.
Maybe I'm a Leo, but I ain't a lion.
 
I'm sick and tired
I'm sick inside
 
Just like a shoe
Just like a show
 
"Perfect Stranger"
Your tears are asking for the rain.
Your tears are lost in falling rain.
 
"Razzle Dazzle"
We're at the devil's
 Call it what you want.
Razzle dazzle
 Call it what you want.
 
"Smoke On The Water" (MP3) 
A funky broad was running in and out.
Funky Claude was running in and out.
 
"Smoke On The Water" (MP3) 
A funky dwarf was running in and out.
Funky Claude was running in and out.
 
"Smoke On The Water" (MP3) 
A funky little fog was running in and out
 Pulling kids out the ground.
Funky & Claude was running in and out
 Pulling kids out of the ground.
 
"Smoke On The Water" (MP3) 
Don't call me Walter.
Smoke on the water
 
"Smoke On The Water" (MP3) 
Floater in the water
 Farts light up the sky
Smoke on the water
 Fire in the sky
 
"Smoke On The Water" (MP3) 
Frank Zappa and the Mormons were at the best place around.
Frank Zappa and the Mothers were at the best place around.
 
"Smoke On The Water" (MP3) 
Frank Zappa and the Muppets
Frank Zappa and the Mothers
 
"Smoke On The Water" (MP3) 
Frank Zephyr and the Mobbers
Frank Zappa and the Mothers
 
"Smoke On The Water" (MP3) 
It seemed to be the blues erase
It seemed that we would lose the race
 
"Smoke On The Water" (MP3) 
Making our music dead.
Making our music there.
 
"Smoke On The Water" (MP3) 
Oh Cousin Walter
 Fire in the sky.
Smoke on the water
 A fire in the sky.
 
"Smoke On The Water" (MP3) 
Oh, Cousin Roger
Smoke on the water
 
"Smoke On The Water" (MP3) 
Oh, common warfare 
A fire in the sky
Smoke on the water 
A fire in the sky
 
"Smoke On The Water" (MP3) 
Old Cousin Walter
 And he's got fries.
Smoke on the water
 A fire in the sky.
 
"Smoke On The Water" (MP3) 
Ooooh it's 'cause I'm wanted, by the FBI.
Smoke on the water, a fire in the sky.
 
"Smoke On The Water" (MP3) 
S'mores on the water, cracker in disguise.
Smoke on the water, fire in the sky.
 
"Smoke On The Water" (MP3) 
Shmoke and a pancake
Smoke on the water
 
"Smoke On The Water" (MP3) 
Slow Cousin Walter
Smoke on the water
 
"Smoke On The Water" (MP3) 
Slow Motion Walter
 The fire engine guy.
Smoke on the water
 And fire in the sky.
 
"Smoke On The Water" (MP3) 
Slow Uncle Walter 
Kinda dim, this guy
Smoke on the water 
Fire in the sky
 
"Smoke On The Water" (MP3) 
Slow burning roaches
 And fire in the sky.
Smoke on the water
 Fire in the sky.
 
"Smoke On The Water" (MP3) 
Slow comin' Walter
Smoke on the water
 
"Smoke On The Water" (MP3) 
Slow comin' over
Smoke on the water
 
"Smoke On The Water" (MP3) 
Slow coming Walter
Smoke on the water
 
"Smoke On The Water" (MP3) 
Slow coming mother
Smoke on the water
 
"Smoke On The Water" (MP3) 
Slow coming warfare
Smoke on the water
 
"Smoke On The Water" (MP3) 
Slow coming water, a fire in disguise.
Smoke on the water, a fire in the sky.
 
"Smoke On The Water" (MP3) 
Slow cousin Walter
Smoke on the water
 
"Smoke On The Water" (MP3) 
Slow cousin walter fire in disguise
Smoke on the water, a fire in the sky
 
"Smoke On The Water" (MP3) 
Slow motion Walter, I'm firing this guy.
Smoke on the water, a fire in the sky.
 
"Smoke On The Water" (MP3) 
Slow motion Walter, that fire engine guy.
Smoke on the water, fire in the sky.
 
"Smoke On The Water" (MP3) 
Slow motion Walter
 The fire engine guy.
Smoke on the water
 Fire in the sky.
 
"Smoke On The Water" (MP3) 
Slow motion Walter
 Umpire in disguise.
Smoke on the water
 And fire in the sky.
 
"Smoke On The Water" (MP3) 
Slow motion walker, he's a fire engine guy
Smoke on the water, fire in the sky.
 
"Smoke On The Water" (MP3) 
Slow motion water
Smoke on the water
 
"Smoke On The Water" (MP3) 
Slow runnin' water
Smoke on the water
 
"Smoke On The Water" (MP3) 
Slow talkin walter I think he's gonna die
Smoke on the water a fire in the sky
 
"Smoke On The Water" (MP3) 
Slow talking Walter
 The fire engine guy
Smoke on the water
 And fire in the sky
 
"Smoke On The Water" (MP3) 
Slow talking Walter
Smoke on the water
 
"Smoke On The Water" (MP3) 
Slow turning Walter
Smoke on the water
 
"Smoke On The Water" (MP3) 
Slow turning water
Smoke on the water
 
"Smoke On The Water" (MP3) 
Slow walkin' Walter and fightin' in the sky
Smoke on the water, a fire in the sky
 
"Smoke On The Water" (MP3) 
Slow walkin' Walter, 
and those fire engine guys
Smoke on the water, 
a fire in the sky
 
"Smoke On The Water" (MP3) 
Slow walkin' Walter
 The fire engine guy.
Smoke on the water
 A fire in the sky.
 
"Smoke On The Water" (MP3) 
Slow walking Roger
 The fire engine guy
Smoke on the water
 A fire in the sky
 
"Smoke On The Water" (MP3) 
Slow walking Walter, a fire engine guy
Smoke on the water, a fire in the sky
 
"Smoke On The Water" (MP3) 
Slow walking Walter
 The fire-engine guy.
Smoke on the water
 And fire in the sky.
 
"Smoke On The Water" (MP3) 
Slow-motion Walter, the fire engine guy
Smoke on the water, a fire in the sky
 
"Smoke On The Water" (MP3) 
Smoke come water
Smoke on the water
 
"Smoke On The Water" (MP3) 
Slow, walking Mulder. The alien's still alive
or
Smoke full of water, the fire engine guy
or
Slow talkin' Walter, the fire engine guy...
or
Slow motion Walter, fire-engine guy.
or
Slow motion Walter, with tires in her thighs
or
Smoke eating Walter, A fire fighting guy
or
Smoke eating Walter, A fire fighting guy
Smoke on the water, A fire in the sky
 
"Smoke On The Water" (MP3) 
Smoke in the water
 Fire in disguise
Smoke on the water
 Fire in the sky
 
"Smoke On The Water" (MP3) 
Smoke on the water, 
a fire in disguise
Smoke on the water, 
a fire in the sky
 
"Smoke On The Water" (MP3) 
Smoke on the water, fire in her eye.
Smoke on the water, a fire in the sky.
 
"Smoke On The Water" (MP3) 
Smoke on the water
 A pirate in disguise
Smoke on the water
 Fire in the sky.
 
"Smoke On The Water" (MP3) 
Smoke on the water
 Fire in her eyes.
Smoke on the water
 Fire in the sky.
 
"Smoke On The Water" (MP3) 
Smoke on the water
 Fire that guy!
Smoke on the water
 Fire in the sky
 
"Smoke On The Water" (MP3) 
Smoke on the water
 Papaya in the sky!
Smoke on the water
 Fire in the sky.
 
"Smoke On The Water" (MP3) 
Smoke on water
 And so were getten high.
Smoke on the water
 And fire in the sky.
 
"Smoke On The Water" (MP3) 
Smoke under water
 Fire in disguise.
Smoke on the water
 Fire in the sky.
 
"Smoke On The Water" (MP3) 
Smoke underwater
Smoke on the water
 
"Smoke On The Water" (MP3) 
Smoking Walter, the fire engine guy
Smoke on the water, fire in the sky.
 
"Smoke On The Water" (MP3) 
Smooth operator
Smoke on the water
 
"Smoke On The Water" (MP3) 
Snow covered horses, and fire in the sky.
Smoke on the water, fire in the sky.
 
"Smoke On The Water" (MP3) 
Snow covered horses
Smoke on the water
 
"Smoke On The Water" (MP3) 
Snow covered woman, with fire in her eyes
Smoke on the waters, with fire in the sky
 
"Smoke On The Water" (MP3) 
Snow-covered otter
Smoke on the water
 
"Smoke On The Water" (MP3) 
So, Cousin Walter...
Smoke on the water
 
"Smoke On The Water" (MP3) 
Soap on the water
Smoke on the water
 
"Smoke On The Water" (MP3) 
Stoned over water
Smoke on the water
 
"Smoke On The Water" (MP3) 
To make records with a phone dial
 We had the best fish and lamb.
To make records with the mobile
 We had the best place in town.
 
"Smoke On The Water" (MP3) 
To make records with the Motown
To make records with a mobile
 
"Smoke On The Water" (MP3) 
We aimed it up at the Grand Hotel.
We ended up at the Grand Hotel.
 
"Smoke On The Water" (MP3) 
We all came out from Rockford on the Lake Geneva shoreline
We all came out to Montreux on the Lake Geneva shoreline
 
"Smoke On The Water" (MP3) 
We all came out to Mantra
We all came out to Montreux
 
"Smoke On The Water" (MP3) 
We all came out to Monterey 
on a lake beneath the shoreline
We all came down to Montreux 
on the Lake Geneva shoreline
 
"Smoke On The Water" (MP3) 
We all came out to Montrose, on the Whiskey River Shorline.
We all came out to Montreux on the Lake Geneva shoreline.
 
"Smoke On The Water" (MP3) 
We all came out to Montrose
 On the Lake Toledo shoreline
 To make records with Motown
 We didn't have a dime.
We all came out to Montreux
 On the Lake Geneva shoreline
 To make records on a Mobile
 We didn't have much time.
 
"Smoke On The Water" (MP3) 
We all came out to Nothland
 On a lazy neon shoreline.
We all came out to Montreux
 On the Lake Geneva shoreline.
 
"Smoke On The Water" (MP3) 
We all came out to mantras
We all came out to Montreux
 
"Smoke On The Water" (MP3) 
We all came out to motel, on the Lake Jennifer sureline.
We all came out to Montreux on the Lake Geneva shoreline.
 
"Smoke On The Water" (MP3) 
We all came out to my place
We all came out to Montreux
 
"Smoke On The Water" (MP3) 
We ended up with Dick's flannel tape
 And his antique autograph.
We ended up at the Grand Hotel
 It was empty, cold, and bare.
 
"Smoke On The Water" (MP3) 
Well, Frank Zappa and the Mothers
 They had the best place around.
But Frank Zappa and the Mothers
 Were at the best place around.
 
"Smoke On The Water" (MP3) 
When it all was over
 We had to find another play.
When it all was over
 We had to find another place.
 
"Smoke On The Water" (MP3) 
Whoa, comin' home girl
Smoke on the water
 
"Smoke On The Water" (MP3) 
With a few red lights, a few old beers
 We made a place to sleep!
With a few red lights, a few old beds
 We made a place to sweat.
 
"Smoke On The Water" (MP3) 
You know how we ended up in the Grand Hotel
 It was empty, cold as hell
 Then the Rolling punk Stones, they p1ssed outside,
 Leaving music behind.
You know now, we ending up at the Grand Hotel
 It was empty, cold and bare.
 With the Rolling truck Stones thing just outside
 Making our music there
 
"Smoke on the Water" (MP3) 
Hank Zephyr and the Mobbers
Frank Zappa and the Mothers
 
"Smoke on the Water" (MP3) 
Phone coming closer
Smoke on the water
 
"Smoke on the Water" (MP3) 
Sbocco nel water
(Italian: literally, "I vomit into the WC")
Smoke on the water
 
"Smoke on the Water" (MP3) 
Slow coming water, a fire in disguise
Smoke on the water, fire in the sky
 
"Smoke on the Water" (MP3) 
Snorkeling in the water
Smoke on the water
 
"Smoke on the Water" (MP3) 
Snow covered horses
Smoke on the water
 
"Smoke on the Water" (MP3) 
Snow covered mountains. Fire in the sky.
Smoke on the water. Fire in the sky.
 
"Smoke on the Water" (MP3) 
Snow on the water
Smoke on the Water
 
"Smoke on the Water" (MP3) 
Some stupid little faggot
Some stupid with a flare gun
 
"Smoke on the Water" (MP3) 
Some stupid with a flacon
Some stupid with a flare gun
 
"Smoke on the Water" (MP3) 
Storm on the water
Smoke on the water
 
"Smoke on the Water" (MP3) 
To make records with a mobile
To make records with the Motown
 
"Smoke on the Water" (MP3) 
To make records with a moepouv
To make records with a mobile
 
"Smoke on the Water" (MP3) 
smoke covered Walter, the fire engine guy
smoke on the water, a fire in the sky
 
"Smoke on the Water" (MP3) 
to make records with a moped
to make records with a mobile
Who's making records with mopeds anyways? LOL On a side note I also owned a moped when I was younger.
 
Come on, come on, come on,
Let's go, Space Turkey,
Come on, come on, come on, Space Turkey.
Come on, come on, come on
Let's go space truckin'
Come on, come on, come on space truckin'
 
Come on, come on, come on
 Let's go space junkie
 Come on, come on, come on
 Space junkie
Come on, come on, come on
 Let's go space truckin'
 Come on, come on, come on
 Space truckin'
 
Let's go, space cookie.
Let's go space truckin'.
 
Let's go, space monkey.
Let's go space truckin'.
 
Space Junkie
Come on, come on, come on Let's go space truckin' Come on, come on, come on Space truckin'
 
We had a lot of luck on Venus, 
We always had a bottle of vodka
We had a lot of luck on Venus, 
we always had a ball on Mars
 
We passed around the boring Alice 
 We're space truckin' 'round the store
We danced around with Borealice 
 We're space truckin' 'round the the stars
 
I'm speaking
I'm a speed king
 
"Strange Kind of Woman" (MP3) 
Her name was nasty
Her name was Nancy
 
"The Spanish Archer"
Let's not drag it out like a King Lear death scene
Let's not drag it out like a Cagney death scene
Guess I thought they were more highbrow than they actually were.
 
Blind woman from Tokyo
 She makes me see.
My woman from Tokyo
 She makes me see.
 
Brown woman from Tokyo
She makes me feed.
My woman from Tokyo
She makes me see.
 
Kind woman with some mayo
 She made me steal.
My woman from Tokyo
 She makes me see.
 
Mad woman from Tokyo
My woman from Tokyo
 
Marijuana and cociaine, oh!
My woman from Tokyo
 
My woman from Cocaine U.
My woman from Tokyo.
 
My woman from Tocumwal
My woman from Tokyo
 
My woman from Tokyo
 She makes me sing.
My woman from Tokyo
 She makes me see.
 
My woman from toke a oh.
My woman from Tokyo.
 
My woman from tough candy yoke
My woman from To-k-yo
 
My woman is OK, yo!
My woman from Tokyo
 
My woman is OK, you
My woman from Tokyo
 
Old woman from Tokyo
or
Bind woman just toke it yo
or
My woman is ok yo
or
My woman is ok yo
My woman from Tokyo
 
My woman is ok, yo!
My woman from Tokyo
 
My woman is ok-o.
My woman from Tokyo
 
My woman is okay, oh.
My woman from Tokyo.
 
My woman is okie do
My woman from Tokyo
 
My woman was just K.O.'d.
My woman from Tokyo.
 
My woman's a T.K.O.
She makes me sick.
My woman from Tokyo
She makes me see
 
My woman's a tornado
My woman from Tokyo
 
She makes me sneeze
She makes me see
 
Wild woman from Tokyo
My woman from Tokyo
 
My woman from Cocao
or
Wild women and cocaine, oh
or
Wild women and cocaine, oh
My woman from Tokyo
 
Brined women in Tokyo
She makes sleep
My woman from Tokyo
She makes me see
 
My woman from Ohio
My woman from Tokyo
 
My woman is okay, you know
My woman from Tokyo