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"Movin' On Up (Theme From The Jeffersons)"
Now we're up in the big leagues
Now we're up in the big league
 Gettin' our turn at bat.
"Movin' On Up (Theme From The Jeffersons)"
We're movin on up, to these skies.
We're movin' on up, to the East Side.
 
"Movin' On Up (Theme from 'The Jeffersons')"
'Cause Charley's gotta pee on the pot.
We finally got a piece of the pie.
 
"Movin' On Up (Theme from 'The Jeffersons')"
As long as sweet lips are chewin' me, baby.
As long as we live, it's you and me, baby.
 
"Movin' On Up (Theme from 'The Jeffersons')"
As long as we're livin', chewin' meat baby
As long as we live, it's you 'n' me baby.
 
"Movin' On Up (Theme from 'The Jeffersons')"
Bees don't buzz by the grill.
Beans don't burn on the grill.
 
"Movin' On Up (Theme from 'The Jeffersons')"
Fish don't fry in the kitchen
 Birds don't pee on the grill
 It took a whole lot of trainin' to get up that hill
 But now we're up in the big seas 
 And it's are tune for a hat.
Fish don't fry on the kitchen
 Beans don't burn on the grill
 It took a whole lot of tryin'just to get up that hill
 Now were up in the big leagues
 Gettin' our turn at bat.
 
"Movin' On Up (Theme from 'The Jeffersons')"
Movin' on up
 To thee top.
Moving on up
 To the East Side.
 
"Movin' On Up (Theme from 'The Jeffersons')"
Now we're up in the big leagues
 Gettin' our turn at last.
Now we're up in the Big League
 Gettin' our turn at bat.
 
"Movin' On Up (Theme from 'The Jeffersons')"
Please don't play in the kitchen.
 I just got burned on the grill.
Fish don't fry on the kitchen.
 Beans don't burn on the grill.
 
"Movin' On Up (Theme from 'The Jeffersons')"
To A.D. They left their partners in the sky. 
Bees don't burn in the kitchen. Please don't burn a gorilla!
Dig a hole, try again, just to get up and hilla!
Double you up in the big leagues. Gettin' my turn at bat.
Long speed limp, you're sure mean baby, ain't nothin wrong with that word.
To a deluxe apartment in the sky. 
 Beans don't burn in the kitchen; fish don't burn on the grill.
Took a whole lot of trying just to get up the hill.
Now we're up in the big leagues, getting our turn at bat.
As long as we live it's you and me baby and there ain't nothing wrong with that, we're...
 
"Movin' On Up (Theme from 'The Jeffersons')"
To the peanuts and possum in the sky
To a deluxe apartment in the sky
 
"Movin' On Up (Theme from The Jeffersons)"
As long as we is chewin' beans, baby.
As long as we live, it's you and me, baby.
 
"Movin' On Up (Theme from The Jeffersons)"
As long as we live
 You're chewing me, baby
 There ain't nothin' wrong with that.
As long as we live
 It's you and me, baby
 And there ain't nothin' wrong with that.
 
"Movin' On Up (Theme from The Jeffersons)"
Come on, sweet lips, it's you 'n me, baby.
As long as we live, it's you and me baby.
 
"Movin' On Up (Theme from The Jeffersons)"
Disco party in the kitchen.
Beans are burnin' on the grill.
Fish don't fry in the kitchen.
Beans don't burn on the grill.
 
"Movin' On Up (Theme from The Jeffersons)"
Dish don't burn in the kitchen 
 Please don't burn on the grill 
 Took a whole lot of too-ra-ay 
 Just to get up that hill.
Fish don't fry in the kitchen 
 Beans don't burn on the grill 
 Took a whole lot of tryin' 
 Just to get up that hill.
 
"Movin' On Up (Theme from The Jeffersons)"
Eating turnip butt
Gettin' our turn at bat
 
"Movin' On Up (Theme from The Jeffersons)"
Fish don''t fry on the griddle
 Beans don't burn on the grill.
Fish don't fry in the kitchen
 Beans don't burn on the grill.
 
"Movin' On Up (Theme from The Jeffersons)"
Fish don't fry in the kitchen 
Peas don't turn on the grill.
It took a whole lot of trainin' to get up that hill. 
But now were up in the big seas 
and its are tune for a hat
Fish don't fry on the kitchen 
Beans don't burn on the grill 
It took a whole lot of tryin to get me up that hill. 
Now were up in the big leaagues 
Gettin' our turn at bat
 
"Movin' On Up (Theme from The Jeffersons)"
Fish don't fry in the kitchen 
a Beanstone burn on the grill 
Took a whole lotta Too-rye ale just to get up that hill
Fish don't fry in the kitchen 
meat's gonna burn on the grill 
Took a whole lotta trying just to get up that hill.
 
"Movin' On Up (Theme from The Jeffersons)"
Fish don't fry in the kitchen. 
Beans don't burn on the grill. 
Took a whole lotta tour-ra-in just to get up that hill.
Fish don't fry in the kitchen. 
Beans don't burn on the grill. 
Took a whole lotta tryin'. Just to get up that hill.
 
"Movin' On Up (Theme from The Jeffersons)"
Fish don't fry in the kitchen. 
Peas don't turn on the grill.
It took a whole lot of trainin' to get up that hill. 
But now were up in the big seas 
And it's are tune for a hat. or
 Feet don't fry in the kitchen.
Fish don't fry on the kitchen. 
Beans don't burn on the grill. 
It took a whole lot of tryin' just to get up that hill. 
Now were up in the big leagues. 
Gettin' our turn at bat.
 
"Movin' On Up (Theme from The Jeffersons)"
Fish don't fry in the kitchen
 Beans don't burn on the grill
 Took a hole out a two eyed hen
 Just to fix up that meal.
Fish don't fry in the kitchen
 Beans don't burn on the grill
 Took a whole lotta tr-y-in'
 Just to get up that hill.
 
"Movin' On Up (Theme from The Jeffersons)"
Fish don't fry in the kitchen
 Bean's gonna burn on the grill.
 or
 Fish don't fry in the kitchen
 Meat's gonna burn on the grill.
Fish don't fry in the kitchen
 Beans don't burn on the grill.
 
"Movin' On Up (Theme from The Jeffersons)"
Fists don't fly in the kitchen
Fish don't fry in the kitchen
 
"Movin' On Up (Theme from The Jeffersons)"
Gettin' our turn at best
Gettin' our turn at bat
 
"Movin' On Up (Theme from The Jeffersons)"
It took a whole lot of who I am
 Just to get up that hill.
It took a whole lot of tryin'
 Just to get up that hill.
 
"Movin' On Up (Theme from The Jeffersons)"
Key lime pies in the kitchen
 King Kong's out on the grill.
Fish don't fry in the kitchen
 Beans don't burn on the grill.
 
"Movin' On Up (Theme from The Jeffersons)"
Kids don't cry in the kitchen
Fish don't fry in the kitchen
 
"Movin' On Up (Theme from The Jeffersons)"
Limestone fry in the kitchen
 Dingdongs burn on the grill.
Fish don't fry in the kitchen
 Beans don't burn on the grill.
 
"Movin' On Up (Theme from The Jeffersons)"
Long sweet lips, a-chewing me, baby.
As long as we live, it's you and me, baby.
 
"Movin' On Up (Theme from The Jeffersons)"
Long sweet lips, chewin' me baby.
As long as we live, it's you 'n' me baby.
 
"Movin' On Up (Theme from The Jeffersons)"
Long sweet lips, chewin' me baby
As long as we live it's you and me baby
 
"Movin' On Up (Theme from The Jeffersons)"
Long, sweet lips, chewin me baby
Ain't nothin' wrong with luck
As long as we live, it's you and me, baby
Ain't nothin' wrong with that
 
"Movin' On Up (Theme from The Jeffersons)"
Moving on up, to decide.
Moving on up, to the East Side.
 
"Movin' On Up (Theme from The Jeffersons)"
Moving on up, to designer.
Moving on up, to the east side.
 
"Movin' On Up (Theme from The Jeffersons)"
Now we're up in the big leagues, wearin' our turtleneck vest.
Now we're up in the big leagues, gettin' our turn at bat.
 
"Movin' On Up (Theme from The Jeffersons)"
Please don't fight in the kitchen
 The beans gonna burn on the grilll
Fish don't fry in the kitchen
 Beans don't burn on the grill
 
"Movin' On Up (Theme from The Jeffersons)"
There's no fight(ing) in the kitchen
 There's no burn(ing) on the grill
 Took a whole lot of Too-Rye-Ay
 Just to get up that hill
 Married up in a big bleed
 Getting a turn at that
Fish don't fry in the kitchen
 Beans don't burn on the grill
 Took a whole lotta t-ry-ing
 Just to get up that hill
 Now we're up in the big leagues
 Getting our turn at bat.
 
"Movin' On Up (Theme from The Jeffersons)"
Took a hole out of two right hands
 Just to get up that hill.
Took a whole lot of trying
 Just to get up that hill.
Ed's Note: 'Trying' is pronounced in the song with three syllables (tru-eye-in').
 
"Movin' On Up (Theme from The Jeffersons)"
Took a whole lotta through our hands
Just to get up that hill.
It took a whole lot of tryin'
Just to get up that hill.
 
"Movin' On Up (Theme from The Jeffersons)"
We're movin' on up, Judy's High.
 She's finally got a piece of my mind.
We're movin' on up, to the East Side.
 We've finally got a piece of the pie.
 
"Movin' On Up (Theme from The Jeffersons)"
We're moving on up to the east side, to a deluxe apartment in the sky,
Bohoganana, to the east side. we've finally found a piece of the pie.
We're moving on up to the east side, to a deluxe apartment in the sky,
We're moving on up, to the east side. we've finally found a piece of the pie.
 
"Movin' On Up (Theme from The Jeffersons)"
Well we be movin' on up, (movin' on up)
Too thee sky da hi da hey!
To a D left their partners in the sky!
We be movin' on up!
We finally got a piece of the pie.
Bees don't burn in the kitchen,
Please don't burn a gorilla!
Dig a hole and try again,
Just to get up and hilla.
Double you up in the big leagues.
Got my turn at that.
Long speed limp, you're sure mean baby
But there ain't nothing wrong with that word.
Movin' on up, (movin' on up) to the sky da hi da huh.
We finally got a piece of the pie.
Well we're movin on up,
To the east side.
To a deluxe apartment in the sky.
Movin' on up,
To the east side.
We finally got a piece of the pie.
Fish don't fry in the kitchen.
Beans don't burn on the grill.
Took a whole lotta tryin',
Just to get up that hill.
Now we're up in the big leagues.
Gonna get my turn at bat.
As long as we live, it's you and me baby.
Ain't nothin' wrong with that.
We're moving on up, ( movin on up) to the East side.
We finally got a piece of the pie.
 
"Movin' On Up (Theme from The Jeffersons)"
Well we're moving on up, to the east side
 To a beat up apartment in the sky.
Well we're moving on up, to the east side
 To a deluxe apartment in the sky.
 
"Movin' On Up (Theme from The Jeffersons)"
Well we're moving on up, to the east side
 To a deluxe compartment in the sky.
Well we're moving on up, to the east side
 To a deluxe apartment in the sky.
 
"Movin' On Up (Theme from the Jeffersons)"
We finally got a piece of the rock
We finally got a piece of the pie
 
"Movin' On Up (theme from the Jeffersons)"
Please don't cry in the kitchen
Please don't burn up the grill
Fish don't fry in the kitchen
Beans don't burn on the grill
 
"Movin' On Up (theme from the Jeffersons)"
This old time in the kitchen
Fish don't fry in the kitchen
 
"Movin' On Up"
As long as sweet lips are chewing me baby
As long as we live it’s you and me baby
 
"Movin' On Up"
Feets go flyin' in the kitchen,
Sure would stink on the grill
Fish don't fry in the kitchen
Beans don't burn on the grill
 
"Movin' On Up"
He's so fine in the kitchen
 or 
He's so shy in the kitchen
Fish don't fry in the kitchen
 
"Movin' On Up"
Now we're up in the pigpen
Now we're up in the big league
 
"Movin' On Up"
We finally got a piz-za pie
We finally got a piece of the pie
 
"Movin' On Up"
We finally got a pizza pie
We finally got a piece of the pie
 
"Movin' on Up (Theme from The Jeffersons)"
Bo ho ga no na!
We're movin' on up!
 
"Movin' on Up (Theme from The Jeffersons)"
Pistol gun in the kitchen
Fish don't fry in the kitchen
 
"Movin' on Up"
We finally found a feast for the eyes
We finally found a piece of the pie