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There are 81 misheard song lyrics for Falco on amIright currently.
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"Cyberlove"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ich liebe dieses internet
Original Lyrics:
Ich liebe dich im internet
"Der Kommissar" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Grime in the room
or
Crime in the room
or
Crime in the room
Original Lyrics:
Drah dih net um
"Der Kommissar" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She meant Jack and Joe and Jill.
Original Lyrics:
Sie meint Jack und Joe und Jill.
"Der Kommissar" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wir treffen Jill und Joe
and rest of Brother Hip
and half of the rest of Kool & Gang
and rest of Brother Hip
and half of the rest of Kool & Gang
Original Lyrics:
Wir treffen Jill und Joe
Und dessen Bruder hip
Und auch den Rest der coolen Gang
Und dessen Bruder hip
Und auch den Rest der coolen Gang
"Jeanny" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Such a lonely little girl in a coco world.
Original Lyrics:
Such a lonely little girl in a cold, cold world.
"Jeanny" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Such a lonely little girl in a cocoon world
Original Lyrics:
Such a lonely little girl in a cold, cold world
"Macho Macho" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The voice don't sing anymore
Original Lyrics:
The boys don't sing anymore
"Rock Me Amadeus" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
1782, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart marries, constants waivers.
Original Lyrics:
1782, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart marries Constanze Weber.
"Rock Me Amadeus" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A rock superstar
You're so populaire
You ride an X-19
That guy's got flair.
You're so populaire
You ride an X-19
That guy's got flair.
Original Lyrics:
Er war Superstar
Er war populaer
Er war so exaltiert
Because er hatte Flair.
Er war populaer
Er war so exaltiert
Because er hatte Flair.
Obviously German lyrics.
"Rock Me Amadeus" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
About some expertise
Because I have to flair.
Because I have to flair.
Original Lyrics:
Er war so exaltiert
Because er hatte flair.
Because er hatte flair.
"Rock Me Amadeus" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Accommodations, accommodations
Original Lyrics:
Amadeus, Amadeus
"Rock Me Amadeus" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Alligators Alligators, rock me, Alligators.
Original Lyrics:
Amadeus, Amadeus, rock me, Amadeus.
"Rock Me Amadeus" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Eat me, I'm a danish, I'm a danish, I'm a danish
or
Meals on wheels, on wheels
or
And potatoes, and potatoes
or
And potatoes, and potatoes
Original Lyrics:
Rock me Amadeus, Amadeus, Amadeus
Rick Dees did a parody of "Amadeus" back in 1986 on his "Rick Dees Weekly Top 40" show. His parody was "Eat me I'm a danish".
"Rock Me Amadeus" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Apple Danish, Apple Danish
Original Lyrics:
Rock me, Amadeus.
"Rock Me Amadeus" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Apple danish, apple danish
Original Lyrics:
Amadeus, Amadeus
"Rock Me Amadeus" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Architecture, architecture
Original Lyrics:
Amadeus, Amadeus
"Rock Me Amadeus" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby, all you do is crack me
Sky night, yeahhhhhh!
Sky night, yeahhhhhh!
Original Lyrics:
Baby, baby do it to me, rock me
Ja-Ja, yeahhhhhh!
Ja-Ja, yeahhhhhh!
"Rock Me Amadeus" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bag of nails, bag of nails
Original Lyrics:
Amadeus, Amadeus
"Rock Me Amadeus" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Because I humped with flair.
Original Lyrics:
Because er hatte flair.
"Rock Me Amadeus" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Blue tomatoes, blue tomatoes, blue tomatoes
Original Lyrics:
Amadeus, Amadeus, Amadeus
"Rock Me Amadeus" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Docter Thanos Docter Thanos
Original Lyrics:
Rock me, Amadeus.
"Rock Me Amadeus" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Double dares, double dares
Original Lyrics:
Amadeus, Amadeus
"Rock Me Amadeus" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dr. Zaius, Dr Zaius
Original Lyrics:
Amadeus, Amadeus
The "misheard" version is actually a parody from an episode of the Simpsons.
"Rock Me Amadeus" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Habaneros, habaneros, habaneros
Original Lyrics:
Amadeus, Amadeus, Amadeus
"Rock Me Amadeus" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hot potatoes, hot potatoes!
Original Lyrics:
Amadeus, Amadeus!
"Rock Me Amadeus" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hot potatoes, hot potatoes, rock me hot, potatoes.
Original Lyrics:
Amadeus, Amadeus, rock me, Amadeus.
"Rock Me Amadeus" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hot potatoes, hot potatoes
Oh, oh, hot potatoes!
Oh, oh, hot potatoes!
Original Lyrics:
Amadeus, Amadeus
Oh, oh, Amadeus!
Oh, oh, Amadeus!
"Rock Me Amadeus" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hot potatoes, hot potatoes
Rock, rock me, hot potatoes.
Rock, rock me, hot potatoes.
Original Lyrics:
Amadeus, Amadeus
Rock, rock me, Amadeus.
Rock, rock me, Amadeus.
"Rock Me Amadeus" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hot potatos, hot potatos!
Original Lyrics:
Amadeus, Amadeus!
"Rock Me Amadeus" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I was a superstar
I vous sou pop a lair
In warren's LSD
Because of Hattie Flair.
I vous sou pop a lair
In warren's LSD
Because of Hattie Flair.
Original Lyrics:
Er war ein Superstar
Er war popular
Er war so exaltiert
Because er hatte flair.
Er war popular
Er war so exaltiert
Because er hatte flair.
"Rock Me Amadeus" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a Danish, I'm a Danish!
Original Lyrics:
Amadeus, Amadeus!
"Rock Me Amadeus" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hot Potatoes
or
I'm in Barbados
or
I'm in Barbados
Original Lyrics:
Amadeus
"Rock Me Amadeus" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm potatoes, I'm potatoes, etc...
Original Lyrics:
Amadeus, Amadeus, etc...
"Rock Me Amadeus" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm the greatest, I'm the greatest
I'm the greatest.
I'm the greatest.
Original Lyrics:
Amadeus, Amadeus
Oh, oh, Amadeus.
Oh, oh, Amadeus.
"Rock Me Amadeus" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got a jet ram made of monkey's gum.
Original Lyrics:
War wohl Jedermann bekannt
"Rock Me Amadeus" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In 1784, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart becomes a freebaser.
Original Lyrics:
In 1784, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart becomes a free mason.
"Rock Me Amadeus" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama, let's have a dance, Amadeus
Original Lyrics:
Amadeus, Amadeus, Amadeus
"Rock Me Amadeus" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
More potatoes, more potatoes.
Original Lyrics:
Amadeus, Amadeus.
"Rock Me Amadeus" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Nasal puss, a beta nasal puss
Original Lyrics:
Amadeus, Amadeus, Amadeus
"Rock Me Amadeus" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
On the table, on the table
or
Hot potato, hot potato
or
Hot potato, hot potato
Original Lyrics:
Amadeus, Amadeus
"Rock Me Amadeus" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Really, I'm a dentist
A dentist
A dentist
Original Lyrics:
Rock me, Amadeus
Amadeus
Amadeus
"Rock Me Amadeus" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rock me Apple Danish, apple danish.
Original Lyrics:
Rock me Amadeus, Amadeus.
"Rock Me Amadeus" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rock me, I'm a mess
I'm a mess
Rock me, I'm a mess.
I'm a mess
Rock me, I'm a mess.
Original Lyrics:
Rock me, Amadeus
Amadeus
Rock me, Amadeus.
Amadeus
Rock me, Amadeus.
"Rock Me Amadeus" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart becomes a freebaser.
Original Lyrics:
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart becomes a freemason.
"Rock Me Amadeus" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You were a superstar
You were a poo-poo layer
You were the exiled tea
Because of your flat hair.
You were a poo-poo layer
You were the exiled tea
Because of your flat hair.
Original Lyrics:
Er war ein Superstar
Er war popular
Er war so exaltiert
Because er hatte flair.
Er war popular
Er war so exaltiert
Because er hatte flair.
"Satelite to Satelite"
Misheard Lyrics:
oh oh oh oh
Original Lyrics:
lo-o-o-ve
"Vienna Calling" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Two, one, zero - der Alarm ist brot
Viele not - tja, tja, tja.
Viele not - tja, tja, tja.
Original Lyrics:
Two, one, zero - der Alarm ist rot
Wien in Not - cha, cha, cha.
Wien in Not - cha, cha, cha.
"Vienna Calling" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Two, one, zero
Dial alarm this roast
Waiting for it
Die, die, die.
Dial alarm this roast
Waiting for it
Die, die, die.
Original Lyrics:
Two, one, zero
Der Alarm ist rot
Wien in Not
Cha, cha, cha.
Der Alarm ist rot
Wien in Not
Cha, cha, cha.
"Vienna Calling" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Waiting for it, they're so nuts!
Original Lyrics:
Wien in Not, bin so in Not.
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