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There are 118 misheard song lyrics for Filter on amIright currently.
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"Cancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I must cover the Earth
or
I must cum on the Earth
or
I must cum on the Earth
Original Lyrics:
I'm the scum of the Earth
"Hey Man Nice Shot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wish I were a man too.
Original Lyrics:
I wish I would've met you.
"Hey Man Nice Shot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wish I wouldn't met you
or
I wish I would've left you
or
I wish I would've left you
Original Lyrics:
I wish I would've met you
"Hey Man Nice Shot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wished I'd never met you
Original Lyrics:
I wish I would've met you
"Hey Man Nice Shot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now it's a little leak
Original Lyrics:
Now it's a little late
"Hey Man Nice Shot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That's why I save you a nation
Original Lyrics:
That's why I say hey man nice shot
"Hey Man Nice Shot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That's why I say Human Nation
Original Lyrics:
That's why I say, Hey man nice shot
"Hey Man Nice Shot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That's why I say de-mon na-tion
Original Lyrics:
That's why I say hey man, nice shot
"Hey Man Nice Shot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That's why I say hey man nice shirt, nice shirt man.
Original Lyrics:
That's why I say hey man nice shot, nice shot man.
"Hey Man Nice Shot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That's why I'm saving the nation.
Original Lyrics:
That's why I say, Hey man nice shot
"Hey Man Nice Shot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That's why it's alien nation.
Original Lyrics:
That's why I say, 'Hey man, nice shot!'
"Hey Man Nice Shot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That's why they're saving their nation
What a good China man.
What a good China man.
Original Lyrics:
That's why I say, 'Hey man, nice shot.
What a good shot, man.'
What a good shot, man.'
"Hey Man Nice Shot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What a goose shot man
Original Lyrics:
What a good shot man
"Hey Man, Nice Shot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That's why I say hey man they shine
Good shiny man
That's why I say hey they shine
What a good shiny man
Good shiny man
That's why I say hey they shine
What a good shiny man
Original Lyrics:
That's why I say hey man, nice shot
Good shot man
That's why I say hey man, nice shot
What a good shot man
Good shot man
That's why I say hey man, nice shot
What a good shot man
"Hey Man, Nice Shot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That's why I say, 'Amen Nation!'
Original Lyrics:
That's why I say, 'Hey, man, nice shot'.
"Hey Man, Nice Shot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That's why I shake him in my shop.
Original Lyrics:
That's why I say, 'Hey man, nice shot.'
"Hey Man, Nice Shot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They stick it in your face and let you smell what they consider balls
Original Lyrics:
They stick it in your face and let you smell what they consider wrong.
"One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now I spend my time
Just thinking of lines
Of yesterday.
or
Now I spend my time
Just making up lines
Of yesterday
Just thinking of lines
Of yesterday.
or
Now I spend my time
Just making up lines
Of yesterday
Original Lyrics:
Now I spend my time
Just making up rhymes
Of yesterday.
Just making up rhymes
Of yesterday.
Yes, this is a cover of a Three Dog Night song.
"Skinny" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So here you are in your small little word.
Kept up like a little precious bird and dove.
Kept up like a little precious bird and dove.
Original Lyrics:
So here you are in your small little world.
Kept up like a little precious virgin girl.
Kept up like a little precious virgin girl.
"Take A Picture" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause you don't wanna take my picture
'Cause I don't wanna read my book.
'Cause I don't wanna read my book.
Original Lyrics:
Could you...take my picture?
'Cause I won't remember.
'Cause I won't remember.
"Take A Picture" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Awake when my bear came
Original Lyrics:
Awake on my airplane
"Take A Picture" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Awake your Maya queen.
Original Lyrics:
Awake on my airplane.
"Take A Picture" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Away go my airplane
Away go my airplane
My skin is bent
My skin is bent
Away go my airplane
My skin is bent
My skin is bent
Original Lyrics:
Awake on my airplane
Awake on my airplane
My skin is bare
My skin is theirs
Awake on my airplane
My skin is bare
My skin is theirs
"Take A Picture" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Break out my hairspray,
Break out my hairspray
Break out my hairspray
Original Lyrics:
Awake on my airplane,
Awake on my airplane
Awake on my airplane
"Take A Picture" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Could you take my picture?
´Cause I want your number.
´Cause I want your number.
Original Lyrics:
Could you take my picture?
'Cause I won't remember.
'Cause I won't remember.
"Take A Picture" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Could you wanna take my bitch here
'Cause I don't remember
'Cause I don't remember
Original Lyrics:
Could you take my picture
'Cause I won't remember
'Cause I won't remember
"Take A Picture" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Could you wanna take my picture
'Cuz I won't even pose
'Cuz I won't even pose
Original Lyrics:
Could you take my picture?
'Cuz I won't remember
'Cuz I won't remember
"Take A Picture" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Could you wanna take my picture
Cuz I won't even move
Cuz I won't even move
Original Lyrics:
Could you take my picture?
Cuz I won't remember
Cuz I won't remember
"Take A Picture" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Could you want to take my picture?
'Cuz I don't wanna read my book.
or
Could you want to take my picture?
'Cuz I don't want to remember.
'Cuz I don't wanna read my book.
or
Could you want to take my picture?
'Cuz I don't want to remember.
Original Lyrics:
Could you take my picture?
'Cuz I won't remember.
'Cuz I won't remember.
"Take A Picture" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey dad, what do you think about Tucson now?
Original Lyrics:
Hey dad, what do you think about your son now?
"Take A Picture" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, yeah, what do you think about yourself now?
Original Lyrics:
Hey, dad, what do you think about your son now?
"Take A Picture" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't believe in sanctity or hip-hop cuisine
Original Lyrics:
I don't believe in sanctity or hypocrisy
"Take A Picture" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't believe in
I don't believe in your sanctity
Your private seat
I don't believe in your sanctity
Your private seat
Original Lyrics:
I don't believe in
I don't believe in your sanctity
Your privacy
I don't believe in your sanctity
Your privacy
"Take A Picture" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't believe in
I don't believe in your sanctity
Your prophecy
I don't believe in your sanctity
Your prophecy
Original Lyrics:
I don't believe in
I don't believe in your sanctity
Your privacy
I don't believe in your sanctity
Your privacy
"Take A Picture" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wake up my airplane
I wake up my airplane
My skin is dead
My skin is dead
I wake up my airplane
My skin is dead
My skin is dead
Original Lyrics:
Awake on my airplane
Awake on my airplane
My skin is bare
My skin is there
Awake on my airplane
My skin is bare
My skin is there
"Take A Picture" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wake up with acne
My skin is bad
My skin is bad
My skin is bad
My skin is bad
Original Lyrics:
Awake on my airplane
My skin is bare
My skin is theirs
My skin is bare
My skin is theirs
"Take A Picture" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Leggo my airplane
Leggo my airplane
Leggo my airplane
Original Lyrics:
Awake on my airplane
Awake on my airplane
Awake on my airplane
"Take A Picture" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Let go my Eggo, Lego my Eggo
My syrup's there, My syrup's there
My syrup's there, My syrup's there
Original Lyrics:
Awake on my airplane, Awake on my airplane
My skin is bare, My skin is bare
My skin is bare, My skin is bare
"Take A Picture" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Let go my airplane
Let go my airplane
Let go my airplane
Original Lyrics:
Awake on my airplane
Awake on my airplane
Awake on my airplane
"Take A Picture" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Let go of my airplane, let go of my airplane
Original Lyrics:
Awake on my airplane, Awake on my airplane
"Take A Picture" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Let go of my ice cream.
Original Lyrics:
Awake on my airplane
"Take A Picture" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My skin is burned, my skin is dead.
Original Lyrics:
My skin is bare, my skin is theirs.
"Take A Picture" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My skin is thin
My skin is thin.
My skin is thin.
Original Lyrics:
My skin is bare
My skin is theirs.
My skin is theirs.
"Take A Picture" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Shaking your streamers
Original Lyrics:
Kicking and screaming
"Take A Picture" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The way you're laughing
The way you're laughing
The way you're laughing
Original Lyrics:
Awake on my airplane
Awake on my airplane
Awake on my airplane
"Take A Picture" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Waco my airplane
Waco my airplane
My skin is there
My skin is there
Waco my airplane
My skin is there
My skin is there
Original Lyrics:
Awake on my airplane
Awake on my airplane
My skin is bare
My skin is theirs
Awake on my airplane
My skin is bare
My skin is theirs
"Take A Picture" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wake up my airplane
or
Away go my airplane
or
Waco my airplane
or
Waco my airplane
Original Lyrics:
Awake on my airplane
"Take A Picture" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Waco my airplane
Waco my airplane
Waco my airplane
Original Lyrics:
Awake on my airplane
Awake on my airplane
Awake on my airplane
"Take A Picture" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wago my afleen.
Original Lyrics:
Awake on my airplane.
Editor's note: What the heck does "afleen" mean anyways?
"Take A Picture" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wait for ice cream
Wait for ice cream
My skin is red.
Wait for ice cream
My skin is red.
Original Lyrics:
Awake on my airplane
Awake on my airplane
My skin is bare.
Awake on my airplane
My skin is bare.
"Take A Picture" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Waiting for my plane
waiting for my plane
my skin is dead
my skin is dead
waiting for my plane
my skin is dead
my skin is dead
Original Lyrics:
Awake on my airplane
awake on my airplane
my skin is bare
my skin is theirs
awake on my airplane
my skin is bare
my skin is theirs
"Take A Picture" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wake o' my airplane
Wake o' my airplane
My skin is burning
My skin is burning
Wake o' my airplane
My skin is burning
My skin is burning
Original Lyrics:
Awake on my airplane
Awake on my airplane
My skin is bare
My skin is theirs
Awake on my airplane
My skin is bare
My skin is theirs
"Take A Picture" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wake up my airplane
Wake up my airplane
My skin is bare
My skin needs hair.
Wake up my airplane
My skin is bare
My skin needs hair.
Original Lyrics:
Awake on my airplane
Awake on my airplane
My skin is bare
My skin is theirs.
Awake on my airplane
My skin is bare
My skin is theirs.
"Take A Picture" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wake up my airplane,
wake up my airplane,
my skin is thin,
my skin is thin
wake up my airplane,
my skin is thin,
my skin is thin
Original Lyrics:
Awake on my airplane,
awake on my airplane,
my skin is bare,
my skin is theirs
awake on my airplane,
my skin is bare,
my skin is theirs
"Take A Picture" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wake up my airplane
Wake up my airplane
Wake up my airplane
Original Lyrics:
Awake on my airplane
Awake on my airplane
Awake on my airplane
"Take A Picture" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wake up my airplane
Wake up my airplane,
The sky is clear,
The sky is clear
Wake up my airplane,
The sky is clear,
The sky is clear
Original Lyrics:
Awake on my airplane,
Awake on my airplane
My skin is bare,
My skin is bare
Awake on my airplane
My skin is bare,
My skin is bare
"Take A Picture" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wake up my airplane
Wake up my airplane
My skin is there
My skin is there.
Wake up my airplane
My skin is there
My skin is there.
Original Lyrics:
Awake on my airplane
Awake on my airplane
My skin is bare
My skin is theirs.
Awake on my airplane
My skin is bare
My skin is theirs.
"Take A Picture" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wake up my arse please
Wake up my arse please
Wake up my arse please
Original Lyrics:
Awake on my airplane
Awake on my airplane
Awake on my airplane
"Take A Picture" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wake up my athlete.
or
I awake when my a** leaks.
or
Cake on my a** cheeks
or
Shake all my a** cheeks.
or
I awake when my a** leaks.
or
Cake on my a** cheeks
or
Shake all my a** cheeks.
Original Lyrics:
Awake on my airplane
"Take A Picture" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wake up my ice cream
Wake up my ice cream
My skin is dead.
Wake up my ice cream
My skin is dead.
Original Lyrics:
Awake on my airplane
Awake on my airplane
My skin is bare.
Awake on my airplane
My skin is bare.
"Take A Picture" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wet go my airplane
Wet go my airplane
(singing in childish voice)
Wet go my airplane
(singing in childish voice)
Original Lyrics:
Awake on my airplane
Awake on my airplane
Awake on my airplane
"Take A Picture" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What 'til my ass is clean.
Original Lyrics:
Awake on my airplane.
"Take A Picture" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Would you wanna bake my tincture
Original Lyrics:
Could you...take my picture
"Take A Picture" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You won't take my picture cause I won't read the book
Original Lyrics:
Could you take my picture cause I won't remember
"Take a Picture" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wipe my mind clear
There's nothing there
There's nothing there
or
Away-go my aahpleen
Away-go my aahpleen
Away-go my aahpleen
or
Away-go my aahpleen
Away-go my aahpleen
Away-go my aahpleen
Original Lyrics:
Awake on my airplane
Awake on my airplane
Awake on my airplane
"Take a Picture" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cause you wanna take a picture, cause I worry remember.
Original Lyrics:
Could you take my picture, cause I won't remember.
"Take a Picture" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Could you tell my teacher?
Original Lyrics:
Could you take my picture?
"Take a Picture" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Could you tell the teacher?
Original Lyrics:
Could you take my picture?
"Take a Picture" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Could you want to take my picture, ‘cause I won’t even move
Original Lyrics:
Could you take my picture?
'Cause I won't remember.
'Cause I won't remember.
"Take a Picture" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Could you wear my T-shirt?
or
Could you tell my teacher?
or
Could you tell my teacher?
Original Lyrics:
Could you take my picture?
"Take a Picture" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you want to pull my finger?
Original Lyrics:
Could you...take a picture?
"Take a Picture" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Waco man king,
Waco man king,
My skin is bread,
My skin is bread.
Waco man king,
My skin is bread,
My skin is bread.
Original Lyrics:
Awake on my airplane
Awake on my airplane
My skin is bare
My skin is theirs
Awake on my airplane
My skin is bare
My skin is theirs
"Take a Picture" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Waco my airplane
My skin is burned.
My skin is burned.
Original Lyrics:
Awake on my airplane
My skin is bare
My skin is bare
"Take a Picture" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Waco my earthling
Waco my earthling
My sin is bad
My sin is bare
Waco my earthling
My sin is bad
My sin is bare
Original Lyrics:
Awake on my airplane
Awake on my airplane
My skin is bare
My skin is theirs
Awake on my airplane
My skin is bare
My skin is theirs
"Take a Picture" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wet go my airplane, wet go my airplane
Original Lyrics:
Awake on my airplane, awake on my airplane
"The Best Things" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gotta new life, gotta new plater.
Original Lyrics:
Gotta new life, gotta new plight, yeah.
"The Best Things" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You know the best things in life aren't from Maine.
Original Lyrics:
You know the best things in life aren't for me.
"The Only Way (Is the Wrong Way)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And it feels like your promises are omelettes.
Original Lyrics:
And it feels like your promises are all mine.
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