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There are 85 misheard song lyrics for Dan Fogelberg on amIright currently.
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"Another Auld Lang Syne"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I toucher her on her sleep
Original Lyrics:
And I touched her on her sleeve
"Dancing Shoes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a pair of dice inside us, we can't lose
Original Lyrics:
There's a paradise inside us we can't lose
"False Faces" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oil on canvas, hot licks and stanzas
Original Lyrics:
Oil on canvas, couplets and stanzas
"Forefathers"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the daughters will be wise
Original Lyrics:
And the daughters will be wives
"Hard to Say" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You know you love her
But it may not last
Your beer
But it may not last
Your beer
Original Lyrics:
You know you love her
But it may not last
Your fear
But it may not last
Your fear
"Heart Hotels" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Get sick inspiration from daily affairs
Original Lyrics:
Seek inspiration in daily affairs
"Heart Hotels" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The voices you hear at the top of the stairs are only echoes of violence and prayers
Original Lyrics:
The voices you hear at the top of the stairs are only echoes of unanswered prayers
"Heart Hotels" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, there's too many windows in this sort of ghetto.
Original Lyrics:
Well, there's too many windows in this old hotel.
"Heart Hotels" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
in the halls of Orwell
Original Lyrics:
and the halls have worn well
"Illinois" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With a Noid
Oh, with a Noid.
Oh, with a Noid.
Original Lyrics:
Illinois
Oh, Illinois.
Oh, Illinois.
"Leader Of The Band" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A quiet man of music
Denied a sin buffet.
Denied a sin buffet.
Original Lyrics:
A quiet man of music
Denied a simpler fate.
Denied a simpler fate.
"Leader Of The Band" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And Diamond Colorado, when I'm not in some hotel.
Original Lyrics:
And I'm in Colorado when I'm not in some hotel.
"Leader Of The Band" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And Diamond Colorado, where I'm known in some hotel, living out this life I've chose and come to know so well.
Original Lyrics:
And I'm in Colorado when I'm not in some hotel, living out this life I've chose and come to know so well.
"Leader Of The Band" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But his blood runs full of insulin.
Original Lyrics:
But his blood runs through my instrument.
"Leader Of The Band" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But his bludder runs through my instrument.
or
But his butter runs through my instrument.
or
But his butter runs through my instrument.
Original Lyrics:
But his blood runs through my instrument.
"Leader Of The Band" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He left his arm and wept his load and saw it tear away.
Original Lyrics:
He left his home and went his lone and solitary way.
"Leader Of The Band" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He left his arm and wept his load
And saw it tear away
And saw it tear away
Original Lyrics:
He left his home and went his lone
In solitary way
In solitary way
"Leader Of The Band" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He yearned his love through distant blood
Original Lyrics:
He earned his love through discipline
"Leader Of The Band" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My brother's eyes were different
For they heard another call.
For they heard another call.
Original Lyrics:
My brothers' lives were different
For they heard another call.
For they heard another call.
"Leader Of The Band" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My life has been a poor affair, to levitate the man.
Original Lyrics:
My life has been a poor attempt to imitate the man.
"Leader Of The Band" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My life has been laborative to imitate the man.
Original Lyrics:
My life has been a poor attempt to imitate the man.
"Leader Of The Band" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The leader of Japan
Original Lyrics:
The leader of the band
"Leader Of The Band" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The leader of the band has died
And his eyes are growing old.
And his eyes are growing old.
Original Lyrics:
The leader of the band is tired
And his eyes are growing old.
And his eyes are growing old.
"Leader Of The Band" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The leader of the band is tied
And his eyes are growing cold
And his eyes are growing cold
Original Lyrics:
The leader of the band is tired
And his eyes are growing old
And his eyes are growing old
"Leader of the Band" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
For they heard another caw
Original Lyrics:
For they heard another call
"Leader of the Band" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a goner, I know when I'm not in some hotel
Original Lyrics:
I'm in Colorado when I'm not in some hotel
"Leader of the Band" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
One went to his cargo
And the other to Santa
And the other to Santa
Original Lyrics:
One went to Chicago
And the other to St. Paul
And the other to St. Paul
"Leader of the Band" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The leader of the pack
Original Lyrics:
The leader of the band
"Lonely In Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby, you're my one-eyed pony.
Original Lyrics:
Baby, you're my one and only.
"Longer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Longer than Amy Fisher's in the ocean
Original Lyrics:
Longer than there've been fishes in the ocean
"Longer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Longer than they've been vicious in the ocean
Original Lyrics:
Longer than there've been fishes in the ocean
"Longer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Love her then, 50 fishes in the ocean
Original Lyrics:
Longer than there've been fishes in the ocean
"Longer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Not again there've been fishes in the ocean
Original Lyrics:
Longer than there've been fishes in the ocean
"Longer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll fly through the Boston summers
Original Lyrics:
We'll fly through the falls and summers
"Longer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll fly through the balsam summers.
Original Lyrics:
We'll fly through the falls and summers.
"Longer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll fly through the frozen summers
Original Lyrics:
We'll fly through the falls and summers
"Make Love Stay" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And once deceased not easily resumed
Original Lyrics:
And once deceased not easily exhumed
"Make Love Stay" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lucid as dreams barely remembered in the morning
Original Lyrics:
Elusive as dreams barely remembered in the morning
"Part Of The Plan" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
One day, we're gonna nurse them.
Original Lyrics:
Someday we'll all understand.
"Part Of The Plan" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Run when you can, cry when you have to,
Be what you are that's a part of the plan.
Be what you are that's a part of the plan.
Original Lyrics:
Love when you can, cry when you have to
Be who you must, that's a part of the plan
Be who you must, that's a part of the plan
"Part Of The Plan" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Someday we're gonna nurse them
Original Lyrics:
Someday we'll all understand.
"Part Of The Plan" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There is no evil or deadly gate.
Original Lyrics:
There is no Eden or Heavenly Gate.
"Part of the Plan" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the teachers get lost
Original Lyrics:
And the teachers get tossed
"Part of the Plan" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm feeling so lonely and humble
Original Lyrics:
I'm feeling so holy and humble
"Part of the Plan" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Monday we’re all gonna burst out
Original Lyrics:
One day we’ll all understand
"Part of the Plan" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Monday will fall on Thursday
Original Lyrics:
Someday we'll all understand
"Part of the Plan" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Someday we'll call our nurse "Dan".
Original Lyrics:
Someday we'll all understand
"Part of the Plan" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Someday we'll form a nerd stand
Original Lyrics:
Someday we'll all understand
"Part of the Plan" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Someday we'll form a nerd stand
Original Lyrics:
Someday we'll all understand
"Part of the Plan" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Someday we'll go on Bandstand (Dick Clark's American Bandstand)
Original Lyrics:
Someday we'll all understand
"Part of the Plan" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Someday we're gonna nurse Dan.
Original Lyrics:
Someday we'll all understand.
"Part of the Plan" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sunday will come on Thursday
Original Lyrics:
Someday we'll all understand.
"Same Old Lang Syne" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I touched her odyssey
Original Lyrics:
And I touched her on her sleeve
"Same Old Lang Syne" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And as I turned to meet my lady home
The snow turned into rain.
The snow turned into rain.
Original Lyrics:
And as I turned to make my way back home
The snow turned into rain.
The snow turned into rain.
"Same Old Lang Syne" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Another home lightens up
Original Lyrics:
Another auld lang syne
"Same Old Lang Syne" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
As the condensation dragged
Original Lyrics:
As the conversation dragged
"Same Old Lang Syne" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But the gravity was here
or
But the gravity was hell
or
But the gravity was hell
Original Lyrics:
But the traveling was hell
"Same Old Lang Syne" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I said the audience was hell to me
But the trial was being held.
But the trial was being held.
Original Lyrics:
I said the audience was heavenly
But the traveling was hell.
But the traveling was hell.
"Same Old Lang Syne" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I said the audience was helping me
but the sales, they would tell
but the sales, they would tell
Original Lyrics:
I thought the audience was heavenly
but the traveling was hell.
but the traveling was hell.
Editor's note: "hell" is not an obscenity. However, many people consider it offensive in many cases, but it is not profane and hence does not need to be censored with astericks.
"Same Old Lang Syne" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I stole behind her in the frozen foods
And I touched her honestly
And I touched her honestly
Original Lyrics:
I stood behind her in the frozen foods
And I touched her on the sleeve
And I touched her on the sleeve
"Same Old Lang Syne" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I thought the Army, it was hell on me
But the traveling was hell
But the traveling was hell
Original Lyrics:
I thought the audience was heavenly
But the traveling, it was hell.
But the traveling, it was hell.
"Same Old Lang Syne" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I thought the audience was hell on me
But the traveling was hell
But the traveling was hell
Original Lyrics:
I thought the audience was heavenly
But the traveling, it was hell.
But the traveling, it was hell.
"Same Old Lang Syne" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I thought the audience was hell to me
But the traveling was hell.
But the traveling was hell.
Original Lyrics:
I thought the audience was heavenly
But the traveling, it was hell.
But the traveling, it was hell.
"Same Old Lang Syne" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I thought the audience was helping me,
but the traveling it was hell
but the traveling it was hell
Original Lyrics:
I thought the audience was heavenly
but the traveling it was hell
but the traveling it was hell
"Same Old Lang Syne" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I thought the audience was helping me
But the traveling, it was hell
But the traveling, it was hell
Original Lyrics:
I thought the audience was heavenly
But the traveling was hell
But the traveling was hell
"Same Old Lang Syne" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In those eyes I wasn't sure if I saw an ounce of gratitude.
Original Lyrics:
In those eyes I wasn't sure if I saw doubt or gratitude.
"Same Old Lang Syne" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It snowed behind her in the frozen foods.
Original Lyrics:
I stole behind her in the frozen foods.
"Same Old Lang Syne" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It snowed behind her in the frozen foods
And I touched her honestly.
And I touched her honestly.
Original Lyrics:
I stole behind her in the frozen foods
And I touched her on her sleeve.
And I touched her on her sleeve.
"Same Old Lang Syne" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just for a moment I went back and stood
Original Lyrics:
Just for a moment I was back in school
"Same Old Lang Syne" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She didn't like to say she loved the man
Original Lyrics:
She would've liked to say she loved the man
"Same Old Lang Syne" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She said she'd married her an army gent
Kept her warm and safe and dry.
Kept her warm and safe and dry.
Original Lyrics:
She said she'd married her an architect
Who kept her warm and safe and dry.
Who kept her warm and safe and dry.
"Same Old Lang Syne" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She said she'd married her an army tent
It kept her warm and safe and dry
It kept her warm and safe and dry
Original Lyrics:
She said she'd married her an architect
Who kept her warm and safe and dry
Who kept her warm and safe and dry
"Same Old Lang Syne" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She said she'd married her an army tent
Kept her warm and safe and dry
Kept her warm and safe and dry
Original Lyrics:
She said she'd married her an architect
Who kept her warm and safe and dry
Who kept her warm and safe and dry
"Same Old Lang Syne" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We drag our toes to innocence
We drag our toes to now
We drag our toes to now
Original Lyrics:
We drank a toast to innocence
We drank a toast to now
We drank a toast to now
"Same Old Lang Syne" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We drank a toast an hour
Original Lyrics:
We drank a toast to now
"Same Old Lang Syne" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We went to get ourselves a thing or two
Original Lyrics:
We went to have ourselves a drink or two
"The Power Of Gold" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You know the past is elusive.
Original Lyrics:
You know the past is a loser.
"The Reach" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's May and it's autumn
The birches have just begun turning.
The birches have just begun turning.
Original Lyrics:
It's Maine and it's autumn
The birches have just begun turning.
The birches have just begun turning.
"The Reach" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's father and son, it's the way it's been done since the old days
It's holding my hand ten miles out from the land where the child waits.
It's holding my hand ten miles out from the land where the child waits.
Original Lyrics:
It's father and son, it's the way it's been done since the old days
It's hauling by hand ten miles out from the land where their chow waits.
It's hauling by hand ten miles out from the land where their chow waits.
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