"Broadway"
See the young man sitting in the old man's bar
See the young man sitting in the old man's bar
 Waiting for his turn to die.
"Broadway"
See the young man sitting on the old man's body
 Waiting for his time to die.
See the young man sitting in the old man's bar
 Waiting for his turn to die.
 
"Broadway"
See your nut has gone home 
 But you know you ain't got one
See you'd love to run home 
 But you know you ain't got one
 
Could ya' call my wife?
Could ya' come my way?
 
Would you call my wife?
Would you come my way?
 
"Come to Me"
Come to me my Swedish friend.
Come to me my sweetest friend.
 
"Dizzy"
Whatever happened to Gwar
Whatever ever you want
 
Exer Play
 Oh youre free now
 I couldn't laugh about it
 Tragedy
 Such a freak one
 I should have known it from the start.
Extra pale
 Oh you're frail now
 I couldn't laugh about it
 Tragedy
 Sets you free but
 I should have known it from the start.
 
And I've had to fight
 Another blurt of Fahrenheit.
And I've had to fight
 Another blurred affair tonight.
 
And I've had to fight
 Another burn of Fahrenheit.
And I've had to fight
 Another blurred affair tonight.
 
Guided by the blinding waters
Guided by the blinding white
 
Right now, she's got muffin on her mind.
Right now, she's got nothing on her mind.
 
"Girl Right Next To Me" (MP3) 
I'd float to bed 
But I'm just too proud
I'd love to beg 
But I'm just too proud
 
"Give A Little Bit" (MP3) 
Give a little bit
 Give a little bit of your tongue to me.
Give a little bit
 Give a little bit of your time to me.
 
"Give A Little Bit" (MP3) 
Hey, Heffalump!
Hey, come along!
This song came out about the same time as the 'Winnie the Pooh Heffalump Movie'.
 
"Give A Little Bit" (MP3) 
See the man with the lonely eyes
 Take a chance, you'll be surprised
See the man with the lonely eyes
 Take his hand, you'll be surprised
 
1...2...3
 Talk to me
 Somehow I dialed wrong.
I want to be free
 Talk to me
 Somehow here is gone.
 
1..2..yeah 3
Talk to me
 I can hear you calling.
I want to get free
 Talk to me
 I can feel you falling.
 
And I
Want two, get three
Talk to me
And I
Want to get free
Talk to me
 
I know it's out of bed 
 I know it's out of bed
I know it's out there 
 I know it's out there
 
I thought I love you somewhere
I thought I lost you somewhere
 
My arm, it's not there... My arm, it's not there!
I know it's out there I know it's out there
 
Nothing is breathing 'til it's gone
Nothing is real 'til it's gone
 
Once you can breath
 Talk to me
 I can feel you calling.
I want to be free
 Talk to me
 Somehow here is gone.
 
Once you get free
 Talk to me.
I want to be free
 Talk to me.
 
We have got to move you, darlin'.
What do you got to move you, darlin'?
 
"I'll Stay With You"
I'll stay with you
 Mazel Tov is all we do.
I'll stay with you
 The walls will fall before we do.
 
"I'll Stay With You"
I'll stay with you
 Mazel Tov is what we do.
I'll stay with you
 The walls will fall before we do.
 
When I was 3 feet tall
 I loved the mall.
When I was 3 feet tall
 I loved them all.
 
"Iris"
All I can taste is the stomach
All I can taste is this moment
 
"Iris"
All I can taste is this muffin
All I can taste is this moment
 
"Iris"
And I don't want Earl to see me.
And I don't want the world to see me.
 
"Iris"
And I don't want the one to see me
And I don't want the world to see me
 
"Iris"
And I don't want the worm to seed me 
Because I don't think that they'll understand
And I don't want the world to see me 
'cause I don't think that they'd understand
 
"Iris"
And I grieve just to know you're still alive.
You bleed just to know you're alive.
 
"Iris"
And all I can breathe is your lies.
And all I can breathe is your life.
 
"Iris"
And all I can breathe is your light.
And all I can breathe is your life.
 
"Iris"
And all I can taste is the bootie.
And all I can taste is this moment.
 
"Iris"
And all I can taste is the smoothie.
And all I can taste is this moment.
 
"Iris"
And you bleed just to know every line.
You bleed just to know you're alive.
 
"Iris"
And you can't fight the cheese that ain't coming
And you can't fight the tears that ain't coming
 
"Iris"
And you can't fight the deeds - they ain't coming
And you can't fight the tears that ain't coming
 
"Iris"
I don't want to miss you Renee
I don't want to miss you tonight
 
"Iris"
I just don't wanna miss you, Renée
I just don't wanna miss you tonight
 
"Iris"
I just want you to know you're my aunt
I just want you to know who I am
 
"Iris"
When everything feels like a Luby's
When everything feels like the movies
 
"Iris"
When everything feels like your boobies
When everything feels like the movies
 
"Iris"
When everything's made to be frozen
When everything's made to be broken
 
"Iris"
Yeah you plea just to know you're alive
Yeah you bleed just to know you're alive
 
"Iris"
You bleed just to know you're a lime.
You bleed just to know you're alive.
 
"Iris"
You plead just to know every life.
You bleed just to know you're alive.
 
"Iris"
You plead just to know every line.
You bleed just to know your alive.
 
"Iris"
You plead just to know you're a lime.
You bleed just to know you're alive.
 
And I can't find the edge of where you are.
I can't find the answer when you're gone.
 
And I hide
 Wouldn't say a thing to you.
And I-hi
 Wouldn't say a thing to you.
 
I can't find the answers when you call.
I can't find the answer when you're gone.
 
About your better cross
 But never do too loud.
You've got to bear your cross
 But never dream too loud.
 
Every single hot dog breathes.
Every single heart that beats.
 
Every single hunk of beef
Every single heart that beats
 
Lately I've got needs tonight to tend
And every heart that beats tonight's pretend
 
You've got a better crowd
 But never do too loud.
You've got to bear your cross
 But never dream too loud.
 
You've got to beat across
 But never dream aloud.
You've got to bear your cross
 But never dream too loud.
 
"Lazy Eye"
Caught in a bakedown
Caught in a breakdown
 
"Lazy-Eye"
Blowin' my brains out
Caught in the breakdown
 
"Lazy-Eye"
Call it a grapevine
Caught in the breakdown
 
"Let Love In"
Now I'm banging on the tongue of an angel.
Now I'm banging on the door of an angel.
 
Is there anything to feel?
 It's a plain banana peel.
Is there anything to feel?
 Is it pain that makes you real?
 
Take another piece of meat.
 Give my mom a new disease 
 And the blackened white-girl never fades to gray.
Take another piece of me.
 Give my mind a new disease 
 And the black and white world never fades to gray.
 
You're not supposed to pee that way. 
 Touch me now and I won't care
 When you take my underwear.
 Almost human but I'll never be insane.
Long way down...I don't think I'm naked on my own.
You're not supposed to be that way. 
 Touch me now and I don't care
 When you take me I'm not there.
 Almost human but I'll never be the same.
 Long way down...I don't think I'll make it on my own.
 
Don't hear a word I say
 Way, down, save me now.
Don't hear a word I say
 Weighed down, safe now.
 
The shots in the dark-fermented guns
or
Shots in the dark for meant it cause
or
Shots in the dark for meant it cause
The shots in the dark from empty guns
 
A suit can't turn away.
 or
 As you can't turn away.
I still can't turn away.
 
An Italian song keeps playing on Italian radio.
A tired song keeps playing on a tired radio.
 
An' I called up all the friends 
who never knew their names
Now we're grown up orphans 
that never knew their names
 
And I want to know: 1. Your name
And I won't tell no one your name
 
And now we're grown our orchids
And now we're grown up orphans
 
Get lost or blown away
Get lost or thrown away
 
Now a corona boyfriends that never knew their name
Now we're grown up orphans that never knew their name
 
Now we bought up all things 
we never thought we'd say
Now we're grown up orphans 
that never knew their names
 
Now we call our boyfriends, 
we never knew their names
Now we're grown up orphans 
that never knew their names
 
Pastors never fart.
The past is never far.
 
Retired song keeps playing on retired radio
A tired song keeps playing on a tired radio
 
The Italian song is playing on Italian radio
A tired song keeps playing on a tired radio
 
The pastor's never far.
The past is never far.
 
You curl up way too fast
You grew up way too fast
 
You curled up way too fast
We grew up way too fast
 
Last time that I saw you
 There was movie students there.
Last time that I saw you
 It was me who stood and stared.
 
She's tied to my ankle with a bicycle chain.
She's tied to my ankle with a ball and a chain.
 
"Slide"
And I'll do anything you ever dreamed like say "Come Pete"
 Little feces made from nothing and that's hot.
And I'll do anything you ever dreamed to be complete
 Little pieces of the nothin' that fall.
 
"Slide"
And I'll do anything you ever dreamed to be complete
 A little piece is better than nothing after all
And I'll do anything you ever dreamed to be complete
 Little pieces of the nothing that fall
 
"Slide"
And I'll do anything you ever dreamed to become queen
 Little piece of the muffins that are tall.
And I'll do anything you ever dreamed to be complete
 Little pieces of the nothing that fall.
 
"Slide"
And everybody farts.
You live with all your faults.
 
"Slide"
Do you love this life you choose? 
The print is on the wall, 
your mother made the call, 
your pa's disowned you..
"Do you love the life you killed, 
the priest is on the phone, 
your father hit the wall, 
your ma disowned you
 
"Slide"
Don't suppose I'll ever know what it means to be a lamb
Somethings I can't change I'll live around here
Don't suppose I'll ever know what it means to be a man
Something I can't change I live around it
 
"Slide"
Don't suppose I'll ever know, what it means to be a man.
 I suck and everything's changed, I live around you.
Don't suppose I'll ever know, what it means to be a man.
 Something I can't change, I live around it
 
"Slide"
Don't suppose I'll ever know
 Some means to be a man
 Sucking on loose change
 I live around here.
Dont' suppose I'll ever know
 What it means to be a man
 Something I can't change
 I'll live around it.
 
"Slide"
Don't suppose I'll ever know
 Some meat can be a man
 It's something I can't change
 I'll live around here.
Don't suppose I'll ever know
 What it means to be a man
 It's something I can't change
 I'll live around it.
 
"Slide"
Don't you know the laughing cure, 
the priest is on the phone, 
your father hit the wall, 
your mom unsold you. 
Don't suppose I'll ever know, 
if she needs to beat a man, 
I'll suck it out in exchange, 
I live around you
Don't you love the life you killed, 
the priest is on the phone, 
your father hit the wall, 
your ma disowned you. 
Don't suppose I'll ever know,
what it means to be a man. 
Something I can't change, 
I live around it
 
"Slide"
Don't you love the life you spilled?
 The Beast is on the roam
 Your father ate them all
 And your mom disowned you.
Do you love the life you killed?
 The priest is on the phone
 Your father hit the wall
 Your ma disowned you.
 
"Slide"
Don't you love this life you lead?
 The picture's on the floor
 Your father hit the wall
 Your mother sold you.
 or
 Don't you love this life you live?
Don't you love the life you killed?
 The priest is on the phone
 Your father hit the wall
 Your ma disowned you.
 
"Slide"
I wanna wake up in your car
I wanna wake up where you are
 
"Slide"
I wanna wake up with your bra
I wanna wake up where you are
 
"Slide"
I want a weekend in your heart
I wanna wake up where you are
 
"Slide"
It's something I can't exchange
 I live around dead.
Something I can't change
 I'll live around it.
 
"Slide"
Little feces full of nothing that fall
Little pieces of nothing that fall
 
"Slide"
Little pieces better than nothing, that fall
 Aw man, put your arms around me
Little pieces of the nothing that fall 
Oh May, put your arms around me
 
"Slide"
Little pieces of nothing, that's all
Little pieces of the nothing that fall
 
"Slide"
Little pieces of the nothing on the floor.
Little pieces of the nothing that fall.
 
"Slide"
Oh Dave 
 Do You Wanna get married?
 And we'd be gay 
oh may
 Do you wanna get married 
 And run away
 
"Slide"
Put you on surround sound
Put your arms around me
 
"Slide"
So why don't you smile?
So why don't you slide?
 
"Slide"
So why don't you use slime?
So why don't you slide?
 
"Slide"
Something I gotta change a little round here
Something I can't change, I'll live around it
 
"Slide"
The face is on a pole.
The priest is on the phone.
 
"Slide"
The faces on the phone.
The priest is on the phone.
 
"Slide"
The feces on a pole
The priest is on the phone.
 
"Slide"
What you feel is what you are 
and what you are is feeling fine
or
What you feel is beautiful 
And what you are is Billy Budd
or
What you feel is beautiful 
And what you are is Billy Budd
what you feel is what you are 
and what you are is beautiful
 
"Slide"
What you feel is what you are
 And what you feel is part of me.
What you feel is what you are
 And what you are is beautiful.
 
"Slide"
What you peel is what you are
 And what you are is a vegetable.
What you feel is what you are
 And what you are is beautiful.
 
"Slide"
What you peel is what you are
 And what you are's a vegetable
 All day
 Do you wanna get hairy
 I think you're gay.
What you feel is what you are
 And what you are is beautiful
 Oh May
 Do you wanna get married
 Or run away?
 
"Slide"
Why did Mary run away?
Do you wanna get married and run away?
 
"Slide"
You might disarm you
Your ma disowned you
 
"Slide"
You wanna get married? No way!
You wanna get married, (or) run away?
 
"Slide"
Your face is on the floor
The priest is on the phone.
 
"Slide"
Your mother sold you.
Your ma disowned you.
 
"Slide"
Your mother's on to you.
Your ma disowned you.
 
"Stay With You"
I'll stay with you; mazel tov is what we do.
I'll stay with you; the walls will fall before we do.
 
"Stay With You"
Mazeltov for me and you
The walls will fall before we do.
 
Choke on the regress, yeah.
Choke on the regrets, yeah.
 
Choke on the wheat grass, yeah
Choke on the regrets, yeah.
 
Choke on your green grass.
Choke on the regrets, yeah.
 
"This Is Christmas"
'cause it's all that I can give you is here
'cause it's all that I can give you this year
 
Up yours
 Suck your wine.
Up yours
 Stop your whining.
 
Up yours
 What'd your find?
 So write it down
 I got time.
Up yours
 What'd you find
 Sit right down
 I got time.
 
Now it's up up up
 I'm headed for the ceiling.
Now it's up up up
 I'm headin' for this evenin'.
 
Hit me like a sucker punch
 You run me through the car.
Hit me like a sucker punch
 You're rotten to the core.