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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Darren Hayes that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 40 misheard song lyrics for Darren Hayes on amIright currently.

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"California"
Misheard Lyrics:
And we were dying from the gecko
Original Lyrics:
And we were dying from the get go
"California"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been working up the courage to call you on here.
Original Lyrics:
I've been working up the courage to call you all year.
"California"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a bitch inside my bed and there's a light in your eyes
Original Lyrics:
There's a picture by my bed and there's a light in your eyes
"Creepin Up On You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I found your dress.
Original Lyrics:
I found your address.
"Creepin' Up On You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I found your dress.
Original Lyrics:
I found your address.
"Crush (1980 Me)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Garlic crush
Original Lyrics:
I've got a little crush.
"Crush"
Misheard Lyrics:
By get a little crush
Original Lyrics:
I've got a little crush
"Crush"
Misheard Lyrics:
Canal crush
or
Kinda crush
Original Lyrics:
Got a little crush
"Dirty" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
F***ing like a cheap date.
Original Lyrics:
Acting like a cheap date.
"Dirty" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you want to,
I could be a dirty Jew
I can spin you around
Original Lyrics:
If you want to
I can be dirty too,
I can spin you around
"Dirty" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Intergalactic
Soup in my mouth
Original Lyrics:
Intergalactic
Super bombastic
"Good enough" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She always had to wait to make me understand.
Original Lyrics:
She always had a way to make me understand.
"I Can't Ever Ger Enough Of You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a symphony
And a melody that plays whenever you're out.
Original Lyrics:
There's a symphony
And a melody that plays whenever you're around.
"I Forgive You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I should kiss your dirty lips
For bringing me my Claritin.
Original Lyrics:
I should kiss your dirty lips
For bringing me my clarity.
"Insatiable" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Chasing away the Summer's Eve
Original Lyrics:
Chasing away the summer heat
"Insatiable" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've barely tortured you.
Original Lyrics:
I am barely touching you.
"Insatiable" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It bathes my skin, I stand by you.
Original Lyrics:
It bathes my skin, I’m stained by you.
"Insatiable" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My love for you is deja-vu.
Original Lyrics:
My love for you insatiable.
"Insatiable" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There are no words
There's only tooth.
Original Lyrics:
There are no words
There’s only truth.
"Insatiable" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There is no sand.
Original Lyrics:
There is no sound.
"Insatiable" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a raisin in my heart.
Original Lyrics:
There's a racing in my heart.
"Insatiable" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We practice love between these s****.
Original Lyrics:
We practice love between the sheets.
"Insatiable" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When moonlight crawls along the street
Cheese in, away the summer heat!
Original Lyrics:
When moonlight crawls along the street
Chasing away the summer heat!
"Light" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your worst sin to change my mind
Original Lyrics:
You were sent to change my mind
"Popular" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been a fairy rent boy.
Original Lyrics:
I've been a very bad boy.
"Popular" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've just soiled myself.
Original Lyrics:
I've just sold my soul.
"Popular" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My friends, we're all stupidities
My friends, we're all celebrating.
Original Lyrics:
My friends are all in limosines
My friends are all celebrity.
"So Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're so bad
You p***ed ahead.
Original Lyrics:
You're so bad
The best I've had.
"So Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're so bad
The best I've sh***ed.
Original Lyrics:
You're so bad
The best I've had.
"Spin" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Spin that wheel
And tell me how to feel.
I like the shape of men
When music feels like this.
Original Lyrics:
Spin that wheel
Tell me how to feel.
I like the shape I'm in
When music feels like this.
"Spin" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Start things over and change your mind,
Sing a melody, breast-feed wine
Original Lyrics:
Start things over and change your mind,
Sing a melody, press rewind
"Step Into The Light"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stop bitchin' and lyin'.
Original Lyrics:
Step into the light.
"Strange Relationship" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And if it feels a-like your heart will crack
You're way off track.
Original Lyrics:
And in defense of that you're hard to crack
You're way off track.
"Strange Relationship" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Break free of these mag-zines.
Original Lyrics:
Break free of these mind games.
"Strange Relationship" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Break free of these monkeys.
Original Lyrics:
Break free of these mindgames.
"Strange Relationship" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you love me?
Or am I just another tramp
In this strange relationship?
Original Lyrics:
Do you love me?
Or am I just another trip
In this strange relationship?
"Strange Relationship" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you love me?
Or am I just another trip
in this strange banana split?
Original Lyrics:
Do you love me?
Or am I just another trip
in this strange relationship?
"Strange Relationship" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Keep packing like you own me.
Original Lyrics:
Keep acting like you own me.
"Strange Relationship" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Watch me workin' out that door.
Original Lyrics:
Watch me walkin' out that door.
"Strange Relationship" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, maybe that offends.
Original Lyrics:
Well maybe that's a fact.

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