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"Blue Highway"
Wave hello to Christ on my highway.
 or
 Wait for love to crash on my highway.
Wave hellow to pride on my highway.
[Ed.'s note: On most of the lyrics webpages, 'hello' is spelled "h-e-l-l-o-w".]
 
Cabbage Patch Doll
Catch my fall.
 
Catch my bals.
Catch my fall.
 
If I should stumble
 Can't I try to fall, yeah?
If I should stumble
 Catch my fall, yeah.
 
It could happen to you, so speak to yourself.
 If I could fumble
 Catch my fall, yeah.
It could happen to you, so think for yourself.
 If I should stumble
 Catch my fall, yeah.
 
Place my bet
or
Make my day
Yes, like this
 
Tastes like fish
Yes, like this
 
We don't need no panic fashions no more
We don't need no panic patches some more
 
We don't need no planet fascist no more
We don't need no panic patches some more
 
Broccoli cradle of love
Rock the cradle of love.
 
Chase the devil when you miss me, hey!
Shakes the devil when he misbehaves.
 
Don't rock easily, she moves.
Don't rock easily, it's true.
 
Flesh for ya' Romy, ho!
Flesh for your Romeo.
 
Flesh for ya' roll me home.
Flesh for your Romeo.
 
Hot potata-bada-hubba
Rock the cradle of love
 
Hot potato of love.
Rock the cradle of love.
 
It burn like a ball on fire.
It burned like a ball of fire.
 
Praise the devil when he eats beehives.
Shakes the devil when he misbehaves.
 
Achy pain
It ain't in vain
 
I ain't nobody's food
I ain't nobody's fool
 
I ain’t nobody’s tomb
I ain’t nobody’s fool
 
I hear you know
I hear you moan
 
It burned like a mower on fire.
It burned like a ball of fire.
 
Rock the cranial love
Rock the cradle of love
 
What's the game of love?
Rock the cradle of love
 
"Dancing With Myself" (MP3) 
A long too time to go go.
Or down in London town to go, go.
 
"Dancing With Myself" (MP3) 
All the girls I've Tokyo'd
On the floors of Tokyo
 
"Dancing With Myself" (MP3) 
All the girls of Tokyo,
On down to London Town I go-go.
On the floors of Tokyo
Or down in London Town to go, go.
 
"Dancing With Myself" (MP3) 
And there's London town's a go-go
Or down in London town to go, go
 
"Dancing With Myself" (MP3) 
And there's no one else inside
And there's no one else in sight
 
"Dancing With Myself" (MP3) 
Dancing in my cell
Dancing with myself
 
"Dancing With Myself" (MP3) 
Danson and myself
Dancing with myself
 
"Dancing With Myself" (MP3) 
Datsun and myself
Dancing with myself
 
"Dancing With Myself" (MP3) 
I've pooped all over the world
If I looked all over the world
 
"Dancing With Myself" (MP3) 
If I had a chance, I'd ask a worm to dance
If I had a chance, I'd ask the world to dance
 
"Dancing With Myself" (MP3) 
If I had a chance, I'd ask one to dance
 And I'll be dancing with myself.
If I had a chance, I'd ask the world to dance
 And I'll be dancing with myself.
 
"Dancing With Myself" (MP3) 
If I looked all over the world
 And there's every type of girl
 Well, she's Reggie Haji
 Don't pass me by
 I'll be dancing with myself.
If I looked all over the world
 And there's every type of girl
 Your empty eyes seem
 To pass me by
 Leave me dancing with myself.
 
"Dancing With Myself" (MP3) 
If I pooped all over the world
And on every type of girl
If I looked all over the world
And there's every type of girl
 
"Dancing With Myself" (MP3) 
My ass begins to stink
It will give me time to think
 
"Dancing With Myself" (MP3) 
Oh, because I'm totally old
 I try to lunge in time to go-go.
On the floors of Tokyo
 Or down in London Town to go, go.
 
"Dancing With Myself" (MP3) 
On the first I saw a Yoho
 Sun down in London town's a go-go
On the floors of Tokyo
 Or down in London town to go, go
 
"Dancing With Myself" (MP3) 
On the further turf of yo-yo
On the floors of Tokyo
 
"Dancing With Myself" (MP3) 
So let's sing another jig.
So let's sink another drink.
 
"Dancing With Myself" (MP3) 
Well I ache so long for my love vibration.
Well, I wait so long for my love vibration.
 
"Dancing With Myself" (MP3) 
Well I wait so long for my love operation
Well I wait so long for my love vibration
 
"Dancing With Myself" (MP3) 
Well now it's so long for my love I'm reaching.
Well I wait so long for my love vibration.
 
"Dancing With Myself" (MP3) 
With a record selection and a massive erection
With a record selection and a mirror's reflection
 
"Dancing With Myself" (MP3) 
With the record election and the mirror's reflection
With the record selection and the mirror's reflection
 
"Dancing With Myself" (MP3) 
Your M-T-I seemed to pass me by
Your empty eyes seem to pass me by
 
"Dancing with Myself" (MP3) 
Dancing with Marcel
Dancing with myself
 
"Dancing with Myself" (MP3) 
If I had the chance I'd have to want to dance
If I had the chance I'd ask the world to dance
 
"Dancing with Myself" (MP3) 
On the floors of Pokemon
On the floors of Tokyo
 
"Dancing with Myself" (MP3) 
On the floors of Turkey, yo!
On the floors of Tokyo
 
"Dancing with Myself" (MP3) 
Schweppes, Schweppes, Schweppes...
Sweat, sweat, sweat...
 
"Dancing with Myself" (MP3) 
Swag, swag, swag...
Sweat, sweat, sweat...
 
Dead or alive, oh
Dead on arrival
 
All the Swiss detentes, they are after you.
Oh, those twisting tongues, they are after you.
 
I see a sea so cold, it echoes in you
 All the Swiss Steak tongs that are after you.
I see a scene so cold it echoes in blue
 Oh those twisting tongues they are after you.
 
You can drive me through
 The rest of life.
You can drive me through
 That red stop light.
 
"Eyes Without A Face" (MP3) 
And no one's getting nervous
You know it's getting worse.
 
"Eyes Without A Face" (MP3) 
Ar** about face
Eyes without a face
 
"Eyes Without A Face" (MP3) 
Are you sorry now?
 or
 Les veux sans visage.
Les yeux sans visage.
 
"Eyes Without A Face" (MP3) 
As we fall in love
Les yeux sans visage
 
"Eyes Without A Face" (MP3) 
As you fall in love
Les yeux sans visage
 
"Eyes Without A Face" (MP3) 
Bless your zombie eyes
Les yeux sans visage
 
"Eyes Without A Face" (MP3) 
End of database
Eyes without a face
 
"Eyes Without A Face" (MP3) 
Eyes about a face
Eyes without a face.
 
"Eyes Without A Face" (MP3) 
Eyes ripped out her face
Eyes without a face
Sounds like a night at Rosemary West's (notorious UK serial killer)
 
"Eyes Without A Face" (MP3) 
Eyes without a face
 I thought you had rabies
 Eyes without a face.
Eyes without a face
 Such a human waste
 Your eyes without a face.
 
"Eyes Without A Face" (MP3) 
Eyes without a space
Eyes without a face
 
"Eyes Without A Face" (MP3) 
Fashion's all inside.
Les yeux sans visage
 
"Eyes Without A Face" (MP3) 
Fashion's all we got.
Les yeux sans visage.
 
"Eyes Without A Face" (MP3) 
Flashes of these eyes
Les yeux sans visage
 
"Eyes Without A Face" (MP3) 
Flies in outer space
Eyes without a face
 
"Eyes Without A Face" (MP3) 
Flies without toupees
Eyes without a face
 
"Eyes Without A Face" (MP3) 
Got no human race.
Got no human grace.
 
"Eyes Without A Face" (MP3) 
Got no human trace
Got no human grace
 
"Eyes Without A Face" (MP3) 
How about a date?
Eyes without a face
 
"Eyes Without A Face" (MP3) 
How's about a date?
 Got no time to waste
 How's about a date?
Eyes without a face
 Got no human grace
 Your eyes without a face
 
"Eyes Without A Face" (MP3) 
How's about a date?
Eyes without a face
 
"Eyes Without A Face" (MP3) 
How's about a face?
Eyes without a face
 
"Eyes Without A Face" (MP3) 
How's about a fish?
Eyes without a face
 
"Eyes Without A Face" (MP3) 
How's about a kiss?
Eyes without a face
 
"Eyes Without A Face" (MP3) 
How's about it, Babe?
Eyes without a face
 
"Eyes Without A Face" (MP3) 
How'sa 'bout a date?
Eyes without a face
 
"Eyes Without A Face" (MP3) 
I spend all my hind
 Believing on the line
 To keep the dream alive
 But now it makes me sad
 It makes me mad at you
 For loving what was used.
I spend so much time
 Believing all the lies
 To keep the dream alive
 Now it makes me sad
 It makes me mad at truth
 For loving what was you.
 
"Eyes Without A Face" (MP3) 
I spend all my time 
believin' on the line to keep the dream alive
 or
 I spend all my time. 
We'll leave it on the line to keep the dream alive.
I spend all my time, 
believin' on the lie to keep the dream alive
 
"Eyes Without A Face" (MP3) 
I supplied a face.
Eyes without a face.
 
"Eyes Without A Face" (MP3) 
I supplied a fish.
Eyes without a face
 
"Eyes Without A Face" (MP3) 
I supply the days
Eyes without a face
 
"Eyes Without A Face" (MP3) 
I supply the fish
Eye's without a face
 
"Eyes Without A Face" (MP3) 
I'll sit on your face.
Eyes without a face.
 
"Eyes Without A Face" (MP3) 
I'll supply the fish.
Eyes without a face
 
"Eyes Without A Face" (MP3) 
I'll supply the paste.
Eyes without a face
 
"Eyes Without A Face" (MP3) 
I'm all out of dope
 One more bag of grey could bring a fall
 or
 I'm all out of coke
 One more bag of grey could bring a fall
I'm all out of hope
 One more bad dream could bring a fall.
 
"Eyes Without A Face" (MP3) 
I'm all out of hope
 One bunch of grapes could bring four.
I'm all out of hope
 One more bad dream could bring a fall.
 
"Eyes Without A Face" (MP3) 
I'm all out of hope
 One more bad dream could bring a foghorn.
I'm all out of hope
 One more bad dream could bring a fall.
 
"Eyes Without A Face" (MP3) 
One more bad trip could bring a fall
or
I'm far out of here.
 One more bad step could bring a fall
or
I'm far out of here.
 One more bad step could bring a fall
I'm all out of hope.
 One more bad dream could bring a fall
 
"Eyes Without A Face" (MP3) 
I'm lookin' at you, you're not there so
 Save your fares.
I'm thinkin' of you, you're out there so
 Say your prayers.
 
"Eyes Without A Face" (MP3) 
I'm on a bus on a psychedelic trip reading burnt-up books, trying to stay hip
I'm on a bus on a psychedelic trip reading murder books, trying to stay hip
 
"Eyes Without A Face" (MP3) 
I'm on a bus on a psychedelic trip
 Reading burnt-up books
 Trying to stay hip
I'm on a bus on a psychedelic trip
 Reading murder books
 Trying to stay hip
 
"Eyes Without A Face" (MP3) 
I'm on a bus on a psychedelic trip
 reading burnt-up books and trying to be hip
I'm on a bus on a psychedelic trip
 reading murder books and trying to stay hip
 
"Eyes Without A Face" (MP3) 
I'm on a buzz, on psychedelic trip
I'm on a bus, on a psychedelic trip
 
"Eyes Without A Face" (MP3) 
I'm without a date
 God! No human race
 'Cause I'm without a date.
Eyes without a face
 Got no human grace
 Your eyes without a face.
 
"Eyes Without A Face" (MP3) 
Ice without a vase
Eyes with out a face.
 
"Eyes Without A Face" (MP3) 
It makes me mad a-choo
 For loving what was you.
It makes me mad at truth
 For loving what was you.
 
"Eyes Without A Face" (MP3) 
It makes me mad at you
 For loving what was you.
It makes me mad at truth
 For loving what was you.
 
"Eyes Without A Face" (MP3) 
Lashes on his eyelids
Les yeux sans visage.
 
"Eyes Without A Face" (MP3) 
Les just sold his eyes.
 or
 Les just soiled his eyes.
 or
 Les just sold his house.
 or
 Les just soiled his house.
 or
 Les just sold his arms.
 or
 Les just soiled his arms.
 or
 Let's just hold his arms.
 or
 Let's just soil his house.
 or
 Let's just hold his house.
 or
 Let's just hold his eyes.
Les yeux sans visage.
 
"Eyes Without A Face" (MP3) 
Let your soul decide
 or 
Let your soul desire
Les yeux sans visage.
 
"Eyes Without A Face" (MP3) 
Lets just all retire.
Les yeux sans visage.
 
"Eyes Without A Face" (MP3) 
Magic's all we've got
Les yeux sans visage
 
"Eyes Without A Face" (MP3) 
Message of desire
Les yeux sans visage
 
"Eyes Without A Face" (MP3) 
Message on my car
Les yeux sans visage
 
"Eyes Without A Face" (MP3) 
Mice in outerspace
 Got no human race.
Eyes without a face
 Got no human grace.
 
"Eyes Without A Face" (MP3) 
One more bad dream could bring a fall.
One more bad break could bring a fall.
 
"Eyes Without A Face" (MP3) 
One more bad dream
 Could bring a butthole.
 or
 One more bad break
 Could bring a fall.
One more bad dream
 Could bring a fall.
Editor's note: This is yet another disputed lyric. Some lyrics sites say "one more bad break", while others say "one more bad dream." However, most of them say "dream", so I'm going with that as the correct lyric.
 
"Eyes Without A Face" (MP3) 
One more bad embrace, could bring a fall.
 or
 One more bad break, could bring a fall.
One more bad dream, could bring a fall.
 
"Eyes Without A Face" (MP3) 
One more bag of bricks, could bring a fall.
One more bad dream could bring a fall.
 
"Eyes Without A Face" (MP3) 
One more by the bridge
One more bad dream
 
"Eyes Without A Face" (MP3) 
Pleasure's always mine.
 or
 Pleasure's always ours.
Les yeux sans visage
 
"Eyes Without A Face" (MP3) 
Pleasures of his love
Les yeux sans visage
 
"Eyes Without A Face" (MP3) 
Pleasures so bizarre
Les yeux sans visage
Just like 'Jeux sans frontieres' by Peter Gabriel (Games Without Frontiers), this is the song's title in French.
 
"Eyes Without A Face" (MP3) 
Precious song is happy.
 or
 Pressure's always heavy.
Les yeux sans visage
 
"Eyes Without A Face" (MP3) 
Save your breath.
 or
 Say you're a prat.
Say your prayers.
 
"Eyes Without A Face" (MP3) 
Say you're pressed
 Say you're oppressed
 Say you're oppressed.
Say your prayers
 Say your prayers
 Say your prayers.
 
"Eyes Without A Face" (MP3) 
I'll supply the face (vase)
or
I'll supply the fish.
or
Guys without a face
or
Guys without a date
or
I just want a date
or
Guy ran out in space
or
How's about a date?
or
Thighs around my waist
or
Thighs around my face
or
Thighs around my face
Eyes without a face
 
"Eyes Without A Face" (MP3) 
Touchin' human waste.
Such a human waste.
 
"Eyes Without A Face" (MP3) 
When I'm far from home
 Don't call me on the phone to tell me you're a homo.
When I'm far from home
 Don't call me on the phone to tell me you're alone.
 
"Eyes Without A Face" (MP3) 
When you hear the music you make a dent 
Pickin' someone else's pocket, then make s**t.
When you hear the music you make a dip 
Into someone else's pocket then make a slip.
 
"Eyes Without A Face" (MP3) 
You know it's getting noticed.
You know it's getting worse.
 
"Eyes Without A Face" (MP3) 
You know you're getting waste
You know it's getting worse
 
"Eyes Without A Face" (MP3) 
You rise without a face
You're eyes without a face
Billy mentions in the song 'got no human grace' and when coupled with the mishearing above, it sounds like he's summoning something.
 
"Eyes Without A Face" (MP3) 
You steal a car all over Las Vegas.
Steal a car, and go to Las Vegas.
 
"Eyes Without A Face" (MP3) 
You're Isaac, Issac Hayes
You're eyes without a face
 
"Eyes Without a Face" (MP3) 
Guys without a date
Eyes without a face
 
"Eyes Without a Face" (MP3) 
I smoke so much meth
I spend so much time
 
"Eyes Without a Face" (MP3) 
I supply the fish
Eyes without a face
 
"Eyes Without a Face" (MP3) 
Ice without a face
Eyes without a face
 
"Eyes Without a Face" (MP3) 
Jig along poo
Gigolo cool
 
"Eyes Without a Face" (MP3) 
Jig-along-poo
Gigolo cool
 
"Eyes Without a Face" (MP3) 
Jiggle those boobs
Gigolo cool
 
"Fatal Charm"
Do you yeah?! Do you yeah?!
I said yeah! Have p***y baby!
With my fatal charm.
Do you yeah?! Do you yeah?!
I said yeah! Have mercy baby!
With my fatal charm.
 
"Flesh For Fantasy" (MP3) 
Don't ask questions, 
let's cover it all
Don't ask questions, 
there's time for it all
 
"Flesh For Fantasy" (MP3) 
Fresh! Fresh Fish From the Sea
Flesh! Flesh for Fantasy
 
"Flesh For Fantasy" (MP3) 
You see and feel my sex attire
You see and feel my sex attack
 
"Flesh for Fantasy" (MP3) 
Bitch
Flesh
 
"Flesh for Fantasy" (MP3) 
Face to face
And bite to bite
You'll see and feel
 My sex uptight
Face to face
 And back to back
 You see and feel
My sex attack
 
"Flesh for Fantasy" (MP3) 
Flash
Flesh
 
"Flesh for Fantasy" (MP3) 
Flesh, flesh
Flesh or fantasy
 or 
 Fresh, fresh
Fresh lit fantasy
Flesh, Flesh
 Flesh for fantasy
 
"Flesh for Fantasy" (MP3) 
Retch
Flesh
 
"Flesh for Fantasy" (MP3) 
There's a change of pace in Tennessee and Texas
There's a change of pace in fantasy and taste
 
Cause when a long haired lovely walks by
Cause when a long legged lovely walks by
 
For all the dreams and screams
For all the dreams and schemes
 
For all the dreams and screams
For all the dreams and schemes
 
Go away and see what you got
Don't wait to see what you got
 
Heart of the city
Hot in the City
 
Hop in the city tonight
Hot in the city tonight
 
It's hot here at night, lonely, black and white
It's hot here at night, lonely, black, and quiet
 
"L.A. Woman"
L.A. Woman's gonna have to do
 S****y nights
 Indian blues
 Show in love.
L.A. Woman Sunday afternoon
 City of night
 Into your blues
 So alone.
 
Across the U.S.A.
'Cause you make me feel
 
Children, down, turn around, call on mommy.
Shoot em down, turn around, come on, Mony.
 
Come home, honey.
Come on, Mony.
 
F*kin Horny
Ride the pony
 
Guacamole
 or
 Like a pony
Ride your pony.
 
Hey, she given up and I feel all right now.
Hey, she gives me love and I feel all right now.
 
Like a ball sack, 
like a ball sack, 
like a ball sack
Ride your pony, 
ride your pony, 
ride your pony
 
Like a bozo
Ride your pony.
 
Like a monsignor!
(Ride your pony) So good!
 
Like a porn star
Ride the pony, so good!
 
Money money
 or
 Monet Monet
Mony Mony
 
Ooh, I love you horny horney horney
Ooh, I love you Mony Mony Mony
 
Shot gun dead and a come on pony.
Shot gun dead and I'll come on home, yeah.
 
When you get a shake you don't have money
Wake me, shake me, Mony Mony
 
You make me feel like a pony.
You make me feel... (Ride your pony).
 
You make me feel... (Like a Pornstar)
You make me feel... (Ride your pony).
 
You said 'Bye!'
You're so fine!
 
"Neuromancer"
I'm the new romancer
I'm the neuromancer
 
"Prodigal Blues"
Crattical song, come on
 Crattical bone, come on
 or
 Clavicle sun, come on
 Clavicle ball, come on.
Prodigal son, come home
 Prodigal bum, come home.
 
"Prodigal Blues"
Riding my life like a runaway train
 Moving from one track to back
 Pouting and crying and screaming at the moon
Riding my life like a runaway train
 Moving from one track to that
 Howling, crying, screaming at the moon
 
And there is no, is no heaven
 Let yourself go to the seven eleven
He lives in his own heaven
 Collects it to go from the seven eleven
 
But when I'm tired and lonely, she gives me head
But when I'm tired and lonely, she sees me to bed.
 
But when I'm tired and lonely, she gives me hell.
But when I'm tired and lonely, she sees me to bed.
 
But when I'm tired and lonely, she's near to death
But when I'm tired and lonely, she sees me to bed.
 
Goshawk! Goshawk! Goshawk! Goshawk!
To have you here by me, because
Just-a, just-a, just-a, just-a
To have you here by me because
 
He's in his own heaven
Lex City go from the Seven Eleven
He lives in his own heaven
Collects it to go from the seven eleven
 
I grabbed your tits
I dried your tears
 
I walk the walls with you, babe, 
8,000 miles with you. 
I'd dry your tears of pain, 
8 million times for you.
I walked the world for you, babe, 
a thousand miles with you. 
I dried your tears of pain, 
a million times for you.
 
I'd give you all that I love, babe, 
dress-up, dress-up, dress-up, dress-up to have you here by me
I'd give you all and have none, babe, 
just-a, just-a, just-a, just-a to have you here by me
 
I'd walk the wall with you
I'd walked the ward for you
Actually, it's disputed as to whether it's "ward" or "world", as different lyrics sites have either word listed.
 
In the midnight hour 
she cried, 'No mothballs!'
In the midnight hour 
she cried, 'More, more, more!'
 
In the midnight hour, she comes home, home, home
 With a rebel, 'Yeah!'
 She comes home, home, home.
In the midnight hour, she cried, 'More, more, more!'
 With a rebel yell
 She cried, 'More, more, more!'
 
In the midnight hour, she cried 'Ma, Ma, Ma!'
 We're the rebel young, cry 'Ma, Ma, Ma!'
In the midnight hour, she cried, 'More, more, more!'
 With a rebel yell, she cried 'More, more, more!'
 
In the midnight hour, she cried, 'Moe, Moe, Moe!'
 With a rebel yell, she cried 'Moe, Moe, Moe!'
In the midnight hour, she cried, 'More, more, more!'
 With a rebel yell, she cried 'More, more, more!'
 
In the midnight hour, she cried, 'War, War, War!'
 With a rebel yell, she cried 'War, War, War!''
In the midnight hour, she cried, 'More, more, more!'
 With a rebel yell, she cried 'More, more, more!'
 
In the rabbity air, she cried 'More, more, more!'
With a rebel yell, she cried 'More, more, more!'
 
Jessup, Gess up, Gess up
Just-a, just-a, just-a, just-a
 
Last night my little dancer, came prancing to my door
 Last night my little angel, came humping on the floor.
Last night my little dancer, came dancing to my door
 Last night my little angel, came pumping on the floor.
 
Let's say you go rob a 7-11
Collects it to go from the Seven Eleven
 
Rain hell from above
Pray help from above
 
Rip your eyeball out and you'll lactate butter.
Well, he's out all night to collect a fare.
 
Roar, roar, roar
More, more, more
 
She don't like slavery
 She won't sit on my lap.
She don't like slavery
 She won't sit and beg.
 
She don't relax naked
 She won't sit in bed
 But when she tries to love me
 She's mean, she's bad.
She don't like slavery
 She won't sit and beg
 But when I'm tired and lonely
 She sees me to bed.
 
She drove me like slavery
 She won't sit by me.
She don't like slavery
 She won't sit and beg.
 
She said I come baby
 About a license for love
 And if it expires
 Rain hell from above
She said come on baby
 I got a license for love
 And if it expires
 Pray help from above
 
She won't say my name
She won't sit and beg
 
She won't sit by me
She won't sit and beg
 
She won't sit on my neck
She won't sit and beg
 
There is, there is no heaven
 Get a big gulp at the seven eleven
He lives in his own heaven
 Collects it to go from the seven eleven
 
Well he's out all night to collect a bed, 
just as long, just as long as the shark gets fed.
Well he's out all night to collect a fare, 
just so long, just so long it don't mess up his hair.
 
Well he's out all night to collect gay felons
Well, he's out all night to collect a fare.
 
Well he's out all night to collect gay pension.
Well he's out all night to collect a fare
 
Well he's out all night with the laissez-faire
Well he's out all night to collect a fare
 
With a rabbit tail
With a rebel yell
 
With a rebel the end
 or
 With a raggedy Ann
With a rebel yell
 
With a red-eye swell, she cried "Oh no no"
With a rebel yell, she cried "More! More! More!"
 
With a renegade
With a rebel yell
 
Yes Saw(sir), Yes Saw!, Yes Saw!
 to have you here by me, because
Just-a, just-a, just-a, just-a
To have you here by me because
 
She's shooting stars, with her breasts 
 She's shooting stars, till the end 
 I think it's kind of sick 
 She thinks she's being hip.
She's shooting stars, with her friends 
 She's shooting stars, till the end 
 I think it's kind of sick 
 She thinks she's being hip.
The song describes a girl feeling sick from shooting smack but she keeps doing it - trying so hard to be "hip".
 
Somebody's built a candy house to holler in
Somebody's built a candy house to house her in
 
Someone's built a Handy House to house her in
Somebody's built a candy house to house her in
"Handy House" is a brand name for a port-a-potty.
 
Eat some rice cakes on a white wedding
It's a nice day for a white wedding
 
Gimme that cornbread!!!
Take me back home, yeah
 
Hail in the system
Hey, little sister!
 
Hey little sister, 
what's your bison wish?
Hey little sister, 
what's your vice and wish?
 
Hey little sister, what's your finest wish?
or
Hey little sister, what's your final wish?
 or
 Hey little sister, what's your fascination?
Hey little sister, what's your vice and wish?
 
Hey little sister, what's your thoughts and wish?
 or
 Hey little sister, what's your feisty wish?
Hey little sister, what's your vice and wish?
 
Hey, Little sister,
 What's your passing wish?
Hey, Little sister
 What's your vice and wish?
 
I've been a wafer so long.
I've been away for so long.
 
It's a nice day for a night wedding
It's a nice day for a white wedding
 
It's a nice day for white welding
It's a nice day for a white wedding
 
It's a nice day to go to bed.
It's a nice day to start again.
 
Paperback pony
Take me back home, yeah
 
Pick it up!
 Taste like balogna
Pick it up!
 Take me back home
 
Take the last pony
Take me back home, yeah
 
That the sultan lived in this world
Look for something left in this world
 
Wild wedding
White wedding