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(Michael) Your education ain't complete
 T-T-T-Tito's gonna show you
 (J5) Show you, show you
 Michael: How to get it in!
(Michael) Your education ain't complete
 T-T-T-Teacher's gonna show you
 (J5) Show you, show you
 Michael: How to get an A!
 
As simple as bullying me
As simple as do-re-mi
 
As simple as no, maybe
As simple as do-re-mi
 
As simple as you and me
As simple as do-re-mi
 
As simple as your rabies
As simple as do re mi
 
Easy as wannabes
Easy as 1-2-3
 
How to get your name
How to get an A
 
T-T-T-Tito's gonna show you 
How to get it in
T-T-T-Teacher's gonna show you 
How to get an A
 
Take your funky locker
You came to school to learn girl
 
That's how making love can be.
That's how easy love can be.
 
That's how to make love with me
 That's how making love should be.
That's how easy love can be
 That's how easy love can be.
 
Well I'm gonna be your glimpse after see
Like "I" before "E" except after "C"
 
You came to school to burp girl
You went to school to learn, girl
 
You won't be scorching my girl
You went to school to learn, girl
 
Your education A to C
 C-C-C C's a gonna show you
 Show you, show you
 How to get it in!
Your education ain't complete
 T-T-T-Teacher's gonna show you
 Show you, show you
 How to get an A!
 
Your education ain't complete
 T-T-T-Tito's gonna show you 
 Show you, show you
 How to get it in!
Your education ain't complete
 T-T-T-Teacher's gonna show you
Show you, show you
 How to get an A!
 
Your education ain't complete
 T-T-T-Tito's gonna show you
 Show you, show you
 How to get in!
Your education ain't complete
 T-T-T-Teacher's gonna show you
 Show you, show you
 How to get an A!
 
Your education ain't complete
 T-t-t-Tito's gonna shove you
 Shove you, shove you,
 How'd he get an egg?
Your education ain't complete
 T-t-t-teacher's gonna show you
 Show you, show you
 How to get an 'A'!
 
Your education ain't complete
 T-t-t-teacher's gonna show you
 Show you, show you
 Get out of my way!
Your education ain't complete
 T-t-t-teacher's gonna show you
 Show you, show you
 How to get an 'A'!
 
"Corner Of The Sky"
Gotta find my quarter.
Gotta find my corner.
 
"Corner of the Sky"
Everyone's Julius Caesar
Everything has its season
 
"Corner of the Sky"
Everything has its see-saw
Everything has its season
 
Danson, Danson, Danson
Dancing, dancing, dancing
 
Frame-a-matic, Gatza-fratic
Rhythmetic, acrobatic
 
Fuller color self contained
 Tune that channel to the bops.
Full of color self contained
 Tuned and gentle to your vibes.
 
Fully coded self contained
 Tuned and channeled to your vibes
Full of color self contained
 Tuned and gentle to your vibes
 
She's a Denzel pushy
She's a dancing machine
 
She's a Pepsi machine
 or 
She's a vending machine
She's a dancing machine
 
She's a damn, damn, damn, damned dancing machine.
She's a dan-dan-dan-dan-dancing machine.
 
She's a fast-dance, fast-dance, dancing machine.
She's a dance-dance-dance-dance-dancing machine.
 
She's a taxi machine
She's a dancing machine
 
She's a texting machine
She's a dancing machine
 
Simple machine
Dancing machine
 
That's it, that's it, that's it
Dancing, dancing, dancing
 
Washing it down
Watch her get down
 
Watch her get down, watch her get down 
As she do, do, do her thing 
Under the sea
Watch her get down, watch her get down 
As she do, do, do her thing 
Right on the scene
 
What you get now? What you get now?
 As you doot, doot, doot, oh doot
 Butter the scene
Watch her get down, watch her get down
 As she do, do, do her thing
 Right on the scene
 
Won't you get down?
Watch her get down
 
You got me busy, busy, busy, busy, busy
You got me dizzy, dizzy, dizzy, dizzy, dizzy
 
You got me busy, busy, busy
You got me dizzy, dizzy, dizzy
 
"Give Love on Christmas Day"
Even the man who did everything
Even the man who had everything
 
"Give Love on Christmas Day"
Than just presents from a stork
Than just presents from a store
 
"Hallelujah Day"
Soon the days are gonna rain
Soon the bells are gonna ring
 
I am love. 
Sho' 'nuff wanna f**k you
I am love. 
Sure I might wanna find you
 
I am love. Stringin' myself around you.
 I am love. 'Sho 'nuff wanna f**k you.
I am love. Sprinkle myself around you.
 I am love. Shower my warmth upon you
 
I am love. Stringin' myself around you.
 I am love. Sure I might want to find you.
I am love. Sprinkle myself around you.
 I am love. Shower my warmth upon you.
 
I find myself and wander
 or 
I find myself and wonder
I find myself in wonder
 
"I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" (MP3) 
Down the stairs to find a key
Down the stairs to have a peep
 
"I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" (MP3) 
I saw mommy kicking Santa Claus
I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus
(later)
Then I saw mommy tickle Santa Claus
 
"I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" (MP3) 
Oh one laugh it would have been
Oh what a laugh it would have been
 
"I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" (MP3) 
Oh what a laugh it would not be
Oh what a laugh it would have been
 
"I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" (MP3) 
Oh what a laugh it wouldn't be
Oh what a laugh it would have been
 
"I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" (MP3) 
She didn't see me creep
Down the stairs to have a pee
She didn't see me creep
Down the stairs to have a peep
 
"I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" (MP3) 
She didn’t see me freak
She didn’t see me creep
 
"I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" (MP3) 
She thought that I was f***ed up in my bedroom fast asleep
She thought that I was tucked up in my bedroom fast asleep
 
"I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" (MP3) 
Underneath the myths of Snow White
Underneath his beard so snowy white
 
"I Wanna Be Where You Are" (MP3) 
I wanna beat, I wanna beat off
I wanna be, I wanna be, oh
 
1, 2, 3, 4 me to vacuum your heart.
Won't you please let me back in your heart?
 
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, back in your heart.
Won't you please let me back in your heart?
 
Don’t you sneeze…
Won’t you please…
 
Everett treats you from ni-how they just hang up the girl,
Follow with a girl I can't even bought around,
Oh let me day now
Every street you walk on I leave tearstains on the ground,
Following the girl I don't even want around,
Oh let me tell you now
 
Every street you walk on I lay gesturing on the ground
Every street you walk on I leave tearstains on the ground
 
Every street you walk on I leave p***-stains on the ground
Every street you walk on I leave tearstains on the ground
 
Every street you walk on I leave s*** stains on the ground.
Every street you walk on I leave tear stains on the ground.
 
Follow in the girl
Following the girl
 
I want a mask
I want you back
 
I went to bed
I want you back
 
Kunichiwa!
I want you back.
 
Let me show you, girl, that I no longer bite.
Let me show you, girl, that I know wrong from right.
 
Marching band
I want you back
 
Marshall Mathers
I want you back
 
Now since I've seen you it is on
 or 
Now since I've seen you it is all
Now that I see you in his arms.
 
Oh baby, I won't fly to Mexico
 Now that I see you anymore.
Oh baby, I was blind to let you go
 Now that I see you in his arms.
 
Oh baby, give me one more chance
You sure you don't love me?
1, 2, 3, for me to vacuum your heart.
Oh baby, give me one more chance
To show you that I love you
Won't you please let me back in your heart?
 
Oh darlin', I was flyin' to Mexico.
Oh darlin', I was blind to let you go.
 
Oh, baby, give me a pair of pants
Oh, baby, give me one more chance
 
Oh, baby, give me a woman’s pants
Oh, baby, give me one more chance
 
One, two, three, let me back in your heart.
Won't you please let me back in your heart?
 
Ooh baby I would fly to Mexico (Mexico, baby)
Ooh baby I was blind to let you go (let you go, baby)
 
Ooh, baby, I'm inclined to let you go.
Ooh baby, I was blind to let you go.
 
Rush on back
 or 
Walk on back
I want you back
 
Someone kicked you from the butt
Someone picked you from the bunch
 
Spare me of this cost
Spare me of this cause
 
Tryin' to live without your love
 Is one darn stupid thang.
Tryin' to live without your love
 Is one long sleepless night.
 
Trying to live without your love is one long stupid fight.
Trying to live without your love is one long sleepless night.
 
Wash your back
I want you back
 
Watch TV
Won't you please
 
Alfie there, Alfie there 
 Whenever you need me, Alfie there
I'll be there, I'll be there 
 Whenever you need me, I'll be there
 
I'll be back
I'll be there
 
I'll be dead.
I'll be there.
 
I'll be there to come to you
I'll be there to comfort you
 
I'll be there to park for you
I'll be there to comfort you
 
I'll be there with a love that's wrong
I'll be there with a love that's strong
 
I'll be your strength, I'll keep Golden warm.
I'll be your strength, I'll keep holding on.
 
I'll be your stripper
I'll be your strength
 
If oh - I'll be there to conquer you
Build my world of streets around you, I'm so planned that I found you
I'll be there when love is gone
I'll be your strict, I'll keep holding on - yes I will, yes I will
And oh - I'll be there to comfort you
Build my world of dreams around you, I'm so glad that I found you
I'll be there with a love that's strong
I'll be your strength, I'll keep holding on - yes I will, yes I will
 
Just let go of your shoulders, honey!
Just look over your shoulders, honey!
 
Just look over ya soldiers honey, sue.
Just look over ya shoulders honey, ooh.
 
Just look over your shoulders honey, Boob!
Just look over your shoulders honey, ooh.
 
Just look over your shoulders honey, poo!
Just look over your shoulders honey, ooh.
 
Togetherness, well it's all the laughter
Togetherness, well it's all I'm after
 
We must bring starvation back.
We must bring salvation back.
 
Where there is blood
Where there is love
 
With a non sure for love of respect you
With an unselfish love that respects you.
 
With a not selfish love that respects you.
With an unselfish love that respects you.
 
You and I must make a bet
 or 
You and I must take a chance
 or 
You and I must make a guess
 or 
You and I must make a gas
You and I must make a pact
 
You and I must make a pack.
You and I must make a pact.
 
You and I must make a pact
 We gotta get South Asia back
You and I must make a pact.
 We gotta get salvation back
 
You and I must make a path
 We must bring ovation back
You and I must make a pact
 We must bring salvation back
 
You and I must make a pie
You and I must make a pact.
 
You and I must make amends
You and I must make a pact
 
You and I must make impact
You and I must make a pact
 
You and I must meet Chopin
You and I must make a pact
Frederic Chopin (1810-1849) was a Polish classical music composer.
 
Burger King
It's your thing
 
I can tell you
I can't tell you
 
It's your king
It's your thing
 
Who's the soccer tomb?
Who to sock it to
 
"Little Bitty Pretty One" (MP3) 
Come on and talk dirty
Come on and talk to me
 
"Little Bitty Pretty One" (MP3) 
Look gritty
Look pretty
 
"Lookin' Through the Windows" (MP3) 
Lorraine's about to come
 or 
Parade's about to start
The rain's about to start
 
Mama's pearl, let down those turds
or
Mama's pearl, let down those curds
Mama's pearl, let down those curls
 
We kiss the grill
We kiss for thrills
 
You send goat cheese
You send cold chills
 
You sent Coach Bill
You send cold chills
 
Haw!
 S'you are the book that I reteach day
Cause
 You are the book that I read each day
 
I help you to write, I conceive
I held you too tight, I can see
 
I only know my head when it's here on Earth 
 This time you'll look into my eye
I only know my heaven is here on Earth 
 Each time you look into my eyes
 
I only know my head when it's here on earth
This time you look into my eye
I only know my heaven is here on earth
Each time you look into my eyes
 
"Never Can Say Goodbye" (MP3) 
I never can save the Bible.
I never can say goodbye.
 
"Never Can Say Goodbye" (MP3) 
I never can save your life
I never can say goodbye
 
"Never Can Say Goodbye" (MP3) 
I never can say revival
I never can say goodbye, girl
 
"Never Can Say Goodbye" (MP3) 
I never can sing about you
or
I never can say about you
I never can say goodbye, boy
 
"Never Can Say Goodbye" (MP3) 
I never can stay. Goodbye.
I never can say goodbye.
 
"Never Can Say Goodbye" (MP3) 
It says turn around you fool you know your love is all I want
It says turn around you fool you know you love her more and more
 
"Never Can Say Goodbye" (MP3) 
It says turn her up, you fool 
You know you'll love her more and more
It says turn around you fool 
you know you love her more and more
 
"Never Can Say Goodbye" (MP3) 
There's that language, there's that doubt
There's that anguish, there's that doubt
 
"Never Can Say Goodbye" (MP3) 
There's that penguin, there's that doubt
There's that anguish, there's that doubt
 
"Never Can Say Goodbye" (MP3) 
There's that sandwich, there's that doubt
There's that anguish, there's that doubt
 
"Santa Claus Is Comin' to Town"
Girly head dolls
Curly head dolls
 
"Santa Claus Is Coming To Town"
Sarah frog is caught in a jar.
Santa Claus is coming to town.
 
"Santa Claus Is Coming to Town"
Little Jack Horner
Little tin horns
 
"Santa Claus Is Coming to Town"
Little tin whores
Little tin horns
 
"Santa Claus is Coming to Town"
You better not pow
You better not pout
 
Brand new blue sabatcha
Fine, fine, through your mind
Brand new boots I bought ya
Fine, fine, blew your mind
 
Everybody got the motion
Everybody got the notion
 
The whole town's talking about how I'm just in my set of claws
The whole world's talking about how I'm your standby Santa Claus
 
"The Life Of The Party" (MP3) 
You'll be the wife of the party
You'll be the life of the party
 
"The Life Of The Party" (MP3) 
You'll meet the wife on the potty
You'll be the life of the party
 
"The Love You Save" (MP3) 
But chasing forth to get so hard 
 You tried so hard you quit
But chasing boys was just a fad 
 You crossed your heart you'd quit.
 
"The Love You Save" (MP3) 
Christopher Columbus
Christopher discovered
 
"The Love You Save" (MP3) 
Coda
Hold on
 
"The Love You Save" (MP3) 
Darlin' look both ways before you cross, please!
Darlin' look both ways before you cross me.
 
"The Love You Save" (MP3) 
Darling make it snow, or someday you'll be on your own
Darling take it slow or someday you'll be on your own
 
"The Love You Save" (MP3) 
Deliver you a flirt
They'll label you a flirt.
 
"The Love You Save" (MP3) 
Khrushchev, boy, discovered
 You're way ahead of your time.
Christopher discovered
 You're way ahead of your time.
 
"The Love You Save" (MP3) 
Let the love you save me be-a-round.
Stop! The love you save may be your own.
 
"The Love You Save" (MP3) 
Michael: You'd better stop! 
the love you save may be your own! 
Jermaine: Please, please 
Or something something baby, 
You'll be all alone
Michael: You'd better stop! 
the love you save may be your own! 
Jermaine: Please, please 
Or some day, some day baby, 
You'll be all alone
 
"The Love You Save" (MP3) 
Stop, the love just let me be your own.
You'd better stop, the love you save may be your own.
 
"The Love You Save" (MP3) 
Stuff
Stop
 
"The Love You Save" (MP3) 
Sunday you'll be home
Or someday you'll be all alone
 
"The Love You Save" (MP3) 
That's the love you save may be your own!
Stop, the love you save may be your own!
 
"The Love You Save" (MP3) 
They'll label you a Furt.
They'll label you a flirt.
 
"The Love You Save" (MP3) 
They'll label you a fart.
They'll label you a flirt.
 
"The Love You Save" (MP3) 
Well we slays hang in preschool
When we played tag in grade school
 
"The Love You Save" (MP3) 
When we played dead in grade school
 or 
When we paid debt in grade school
When we played tag in grade school
 
"The Love You Save" (MP3) 
When we played tag in grape juice
When we played tag in grade school
 
"The Love You Save" (MP3) 
When we were bag in preschool
When we played tag in grade school
 
"The Love You Save" (MP3) 
When we were in Italian grade school
When we played tag in grade school
 
"The Love You Save" (MP3) 
hmmm hmm hmm hmm, scale Bert
Christopher discovered
You're way ahead of your time.
 
"Up On The Housetop"
Jackets almost 6 feet tall
Jackie's almost 6 feet tall
 
"Up on the Housetop"
All for the little one’s Christmas toys
All for the little ones’ Christmas joys
 
"Up on the Housetop"
Ho ho ho, who wants a Coke?
or
Ho ho ho, who wants a goat?
or
Ho ho ho, who wants a boat?
Ho ho ho, who wouldn't go?
 
"Up on the Housetop"
Out jumps good ol' tentacles
Out jumps good ol' Santa Claus
 
"What You Don't Know"
What you don't no-no-no-no no-no-no-no more perfume
What you don't know-know-know-know know-know-know-know won't hurt you
 
"Whatever You Got, I Want"
You're what I speak
Your eyes speak