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Why did we ever fart?
Why did we ever part?
 
"Always Be"
I'm an ass, I've always been Right behind what's happening
I'm a "as-I've-always-been" Right behind what's happening
 
"Always Be"
I'm an ass, I've always been
I'm all as I've always been
 
"Always Be"
I'm an ass, I've always been
I'm all as I've always been
 
"Always Be"
I'm an ass, I've always been
I'm all as I've always been
 
"Authority Song"
I don't see 'mommy is to high'
I don't seem obvious, do I?
 
"Authority Song"
I don't see Mafias, do I?
I don't seem obvious, do I?
 
"Authority Song"
I don't see mommy it's too high
I don't seem obvious do I?
 
"Authority Song"
I don't see mommy mister, why?
I don't seem oblivious, do I?
 
"Authority Song"
I don't see monkey as too high.
I don't seem obvious, do I?
 
"Authority Song"
I don't see my PS2, I
I don't seem obvious, do I?
 
"Authority Song"
I don't see my fee as too high
I don't seem obvious do I?
 
"Authority Song"
I got no secret from this
 JMC money is to ride.
I got no secret purpose
 I don't seem obvious, do I?
 
"Authority Song"
J.M.C. automatic
J.A.M.C automatic
 
"Authority Song"
My own sea monkey is to ride.
I don't seem obvious, do I?
 
"Believe In What You Want" (MP3) 
Dancing in plastic shaving foam
Dancing in plastic shake-up snow
 
"Big Casino"
(Get up, get up) Turn my admission
(Get up, get up) Fire up the sister
(Get up, get up) Turn my ignition
(Get up, get up) Fire up the system
 
"Big Casino"
(Them say)
(They'll say)
 
"Big Casino"
And they'll say, "All this stuff in the world couldn't melt that ass"
And they'll say, "All the salt in the world couldn't melt that ice"
 
"Big Casino"
And they'll say, "all the stuff in the world couldn't be that nice"
And they'll say, "all the salt in the world couldn't melt that ice"
 
"Big Casino"
I'll accept with boys, with grace
I'll accept with poise, with grace
 
"Big Casino"
I'm a new dirty success story
I'm a New Jersey success story
 
"Big Casino"
Well, there's lots of smart Ikeas in books on MegaRed
Well, there's lots of smart ideas in books I never read
 
"Big Casino"
When they draw my name from the monitor
When they draw my name from the lottery
 
... Sugar on the asphalt, oh-oh littering is awesome ...
Salt, sweat, sugar on the asphalt. Our hearts littering the topsoil
 
A waterfall in love tonight
I wanna fall in love tonight.
 
Clear your thoughts with spit inside.
Clear your thoughts with speyside.
 
Clear your thoughts with spit shine.
Clear your thoughts with speyside.
 
Clear your thoughts, Miss Bayside.
 or
 Clean your thoughts, this gay died.
Clear your thoughts with speyside.
 
I swear sugar on the asphalt
 Our hearts glitter in the top soil
 Today we can make the last car
 Our lives are cold
 To air just pick the line of the parade.
 or
 Salt sweat sugar on the asphalt
 Our hearts littering the top soil
 Tune in we can get the last call
 Our lives, our coal
 It's the picket line or the parade
Salt sweat sugar on the asphalt
 Our hearts littering the top soil
 Tune in we can get the last call
 Our lives, our coal
 Sign on, the picket line or the parade.
 
I swear, sugar honey a**blow.
Salt sweat sugar on the asphalt
 
I swear, sugar on the asphalt
 Uh-huh, Nidorina topsoil
 Today, we can give the best call
 Our lives are cold.
Salt, sweat, sugar on the asphalt
 Our hearts littering the topsoil
 Tune in and we can get the last call
 Our lives, our coal.
 
I swear, sugar, honey, asphalt
Salt, sweat, sugar on the asphalt
 
I swear, there's sugar on the asphalt.
Salt, sweat, sugar on the asphalt
 
I'm not a bum 'cuz the TV's on.
I'm not alone cuz the TV's on.
 
I'm not a phone cuz the tv's on you
I'm not alone cuz the tv's on yeah
 
I'm not crazy 'cause I take my rifle everyday
I'm not crazy 'cause I take the right pills everyday
 
Our hearts, ballerina tassels
Our hearts littering the topsoil
 
Salt sweat sugar on the ass balls.
Salt sweat sugar on the asphalt.
 
Salt sweat, glitter on your tux, sir.
Salt sweat sugar on the asphalt.
 
Salt sweat, sugar on the asphalt
 Uh-huh, tiggy wiggy tassles
 Touché so we can get the lassoo
 Uh-huh, uh-huh!
Salt sweat, sugar on the asphalt
 Our hearts littering the top soil
 Tune in so we can get the last call
 Our lives, our coal.
 
Salt, sweat, sugar, honey asphalt.
Salt sweat sugar on the asphalt.
 
Salt, sweet sugar daddy ass balls
Salt, sweat, sugar on the asphalt
 
Saltened sugar lying on the blacktop.
Salt sweat sugar on the asphalt.
 
Sharpened sugar on the outside.
Salt sweat sugar on the asphalt.
 
Sign up to pick a line of Tupperware.
Sign on, the picket line or the parade.
 
Soft sex, sugar in the a**hole.
Salt sweat, sugar on the asphalt.
 
Soft swear sugar honey asphalt.
Salt sweat sugar on the asphalt.
 
Soft swear sugarhoney acts falled
 Uh, uh, uh, huhs ours are littering the tops soil
 Sign up the pick or line or company.
Salt sweat sugar on the asphalt
 Our hearts littering the top soil
 Tune in we can get the last call
 Our lives, our coal
 Sign on, the picket line or the parade.
 
Soft swear, sugar honey asphalt.
Salt, sweat, sugar on the asphalt
 
Soft swear, sugar on the asphalt.
Salt sweat sugar on the asphalt.
 
Soft swear, sugar on the asphalt
 Uh-huh,littering the top said
 To air and we can make the last car
 Our lives are cold
 To air its the picketline or the parade.
Salt sweat sugar on the asphalt
 Our hearts littering the top soil
 Tune in we can get the last call
 Our lives, our coal
 It's the picket line or the parade.
 
Soft sweat, sugar, honey, asphalt
 Our hearts, Nidorina topsoil
 To air, and we can get to NASCAR
 Our lies are cold.
Salt, sweat, sugar on the asphalt
 Our hearts littering the topsoil
 Tune in and we can get the last call
 Our lives, our coal.
 
Soft where sugar's on the asphalt.
Salt sweat sugar on the asphalt.
 
Soft, swear, sugar on the asphalt.
Salt sweat sugar on the asphalt.
 
Softshell sugar on the asphalt
Salt, sweat, sugar on the asphalt.
 
Soul swear shoot her on the asphalt.
Salt sweat sugar on the asphalt.
 
Stop there! There's a shooter on the asphalt
Salt, sweat, sugar on the asphalt
 
The Hives are cool.
Our lives are coal.
 
Uh huh, glitter on the cop's car
 Sign up to pick a lot of Tupperware.
Our hearts littering the top soil
 Sign on the picket line or the parade.
 
Drive, same booth, same f***ing numbers.
Try the same booth, same lucky numbers.
 
I try the same losing f***ing numbers.
I try the same losing lucky numbers.
 
We're wide awake and birthday cake!
We're wide awake and we're thinking.
 
Here you'll meet my friends.
Hear you me, my friends.
 
"If You Don't, Don't" (MP3) 
Don't you know what I'm thinking? 
 Driving 4 or 5 past midnight 
 Don't you know that I miss you? 
 I even asked Shauna to stay tonight.
Don't you know I'm thinking? 
 Driving 405 past midnight 
 Don't you know that I miss you? 
 Ninth and Ash on a Tuesday night.
 
"If You Don't, Don't" (MP3) 
Would you meme this, please, if it happens?
Would you mean this, please, if it happens?
 
Knife and ash on a Tuesday night.
Ninth and Ash on a Tuesday night.
 
I'd give you anything, but you won't pay.
I'd give you anything, but you want pain.
 
I don't wanna shoot you
 But I just can't walk away.
I know what I should do
 But I just can't walk away.
 
"Last Christmas"
A face of a lover with a bar in his heart.
A face on a lover with a fire in his heart.
 
With one hand high, you'll show them your froglets.
With one hand high, you'll show them your progress.
 
Your turkey makes my blood move.
Your ticking makes my blood move.
 
Anyone can say they're a Muppet song.
And they can say they're above this all.
 
I can't let it bottle me.
I can't let it bother me.
 
I can't let it bottle me
I can't let it bother me
 
It takes all my bread away.
It takes my pain away.
Aninnymouse adds: "...Which is why Jimmy ate world."
 
These are harder times.
These are horrid times.
 
They take my bread away.
It takes my pain away.
 
"Salt Sweat Sugar"
Clear your thoughts with spacide
Clear your thoughts with speyside
 
"Salt Sweat Sugar"
Undress, clean your conscience
And rest clean your conscience
 
"Salt, Sweat, Sugar"
So sweet, sugar on the asphalt
Salt, sweat, sugar on the asphalt
 
"Splash, Turn, Twist"
Don't leave me in the trippy air.
Don't leave me in the trivia.
 
Are you this stupid?
Are you listening?
 
I love playing Odyessey games.
I won't play your hide-and-seek game.
 
I was sinnin' free 
 With a little sweetness there for loving me
I was spinning free 
With a little sweet and simple numbing me
 
I won't play your fantasy game.
I won't play your hide and seek game.
 
I won't play, you're outta zee game.
I won't play your hide and seek game.
 
I'll play your Odessey game, whoa, whoa.
I'll play your hide-and-seek game, whoa-a, whoa-a
 
I'm still running away 
 I walk where you're hide-and-seeking
I'm still running away 
 I won't play your hide-and-seek game
 
If you lose shortening
If you're listening
 
If you're discerning, swing it back.
If you're listening, sing it back.
 
If you're dissin'
 Bring it back
 Straight from the guppy run wise
 dum dum not what you'd find
 I was feelin' free
 With just a little sweet and simple numbing me
Are you listening. (Whoa,oh,oh,oh,oh,oh)
 Sing it back. (Ah,oh,oh,oh,oh,oh)
 String from your tether unwinds. (string from your tether unwinds, uh oh, uh oh)
 Up and outward to bind (Up and outward to bind, uh oh, uh oh)
 I was spinning free (Whoa,oh,oh,oh,oh,oh)
 with a little sweet and simple numbing me
 
If you're the sandman
If you're listening
 
Often I was to find
Up and outwards to bind
 
Shop until you drop.
Stumble until you crawl
 
Sinkin' into sweet 'til I'm 17.
Sinkin' into sweet uncertanty.
 
Sitting back
Sing it back.
 
Step on the dotted red line.
String from your tether unwinds.
 
Straight from the Babylon wind
String from the tether unwinds.
 
Straight from the Taliban Lines
String from the tether unwinds
 
Straight from the Taliban line
String from your tether unwinds
 
Straight from the telephone lines.
String from your tether unwinds.
 
Straight from the telly-run lines.
String from your tether unwinds.
 
Straight from your Talleyrand wines
String from your tether unwinds
 
Strapped from the teflon-run blinds
Strap from the tether unwinds
 
Strength for the Taliban man
String from your tether unwinds.
 
Strength for your Taliban wives.
String from your tether unwinds.
 
Strength from the Taliban mines.
String from your tether unwinds.
 
Strut for the Taliban wives.
String from your tether unwinds.
 
Stumble to your car
 Sing it into sweet uncertainty.
Stumble 'til you crawl
 Sinking into sweet uncertainty.
 
Stumble to your car
 Singing into sweet uncertainty.
Stumble till you crawl
 Sinking into sweet uncertainty.
 
Up an hour to find
Up and outward to bind
 
What a Disney dance
What a dizzy dance
 
What would your odyessy bring?
I won't play your hide-and-seek game.
 
What, what is the meaning?
When words lose their meaning
 
"Table For Glasses" (MP3) 
Clean my septic son.
Lead my skeptic sight.
 
"Table for Glasses" (MP3) 
Feed my sceptic side.
Lead my skeptic sight.
 
"Table for Glasses" (MP3) 
Feed my skeptic side.
Lead my skeptic sight.
 
A little bit of rhythm and a lot of rhyme
Little girl, you're in the middle of the ride
 
After that, Ellbiteh, Ellbiteh!
After that, everything, everything
 
Elbekuh, Elbekuh will be all right, all right.
Everything, everything will be all right, all right.
What the heck is "Elbekuh" anyways?
 
Elbow to elbow...
Everything, everything...
 
Elbow to elbow
Everything, everything
 
Elbow to, elbow to, we'll be all right
 or
Elbow two, elbow two, we'll be all right
or
Elbow too, elbow too, we'll be all right
Everything, everything will be all right
 
Elephant Elephant will be just fine
 Elephant elephant will be all right
Everything, everything will be just fine
 Everything, everything will be alright.
 
Elephant, elephant in the fight
Everything, everything will be all right.
 
Elephant, elephant will be alright, alright.
Everything, evrything will be alright, alright.
 
Elephant, elephant will be just fine.
Everything, everything will be just fine.
 
Elephant, elephant will be just fine.
Everything, everything will be just fine.
 
Elephant, elephant will be just fine
 Elephant, elephant will be alright, alright.
Everything, everything will be just fine
 Everything, everything will be alright, alright.
 
Elephants, elephants will be alright, alright
Everything, everything will be alright, alright
 
Elephants, elephants will feed all night
Everything, everything will be alright
 
Elva says everything will be all right.
Everything, everything will be all right.
 
Elver to, elver it will be alright.
Everything, everything will be alright.
 
Elverson, Elverson will be all right.
Everthing, everything will be all right.
 
Elvis and Elvis, it'll be all right.
Everything, everything will be all right.
 
Elvis and Elvis, they are pretty tight.
Everything, everything will be all right.
 
Elvis and Elvis
Everything, everything
 
Elvis said, Elvis said it'll be just fine
 Elvis said, Elvis said it'll be all right, all right.
Everything, everything will be just fine
 Everything, everything will be all right, all right.
 
Elvis to Elvis it'll be all mine all mine
Everything, everything will be all right
 
Elvis, Elvis it'll be just fine
 Elvis, Elvis, it'll be all right, all right.
Everything, everything will be just fine
 Everything, everything will be alright, alright.
 
Elvis, Elvis
Everything, everything...
"Everything, Everything" sounds like "Elvis, Elvis" to me.
 
Hey, don't bite your cells off yet.
Hey, don't write yourself off yet.
 
Hey, don't light yourself on fire.
Hey, don't write yourself off yet.
 
Hey, don't rot yourself all that.
Hey, don't write yourself off yet.
 
Hey, don't rot yourself away.
Hey, don't right yourself off yet.
 
Hey, don't wack yourself off yet!
Hey, don't write yourself off yet.
 
Hey, don't wet yourself again
Hey, don't write yourself off yet
 
Hey, don't write yourself up yet.
Hey, don't write yourself off yet.
 
It just takes some time little bit
 A little bit of outdoor life.
It just takes some time, little girl
 You're in the middle of the ride.
 
It just takes some time little girl.
 You're in the middle at the right.
or
It just takes some time little girl.
 You're in a little apple ride.
or
It just takes some time little girl.
 You're in a little apple ride.
It just takes some time little girl.
 You're in the middle of the ride
 
It just takes some time to get a little.
It just takes some time, little girl.
 
It just takes some time, little girl, living in the afterlife
It just takes some time little girl. You're in the middle of the ride
 
It just takes some time, little girl
Living when the help arrives
It just takes some time little girl.
You're in the middle of the ride
Sorry I mis-heard the lyrics. Now, I hope all the emo kids from Hot Topic don't come and beat me up.
 
It just takes some time
 A little bit of in the middle of the ride.
It just takes some time
 Little girl, you're in the middle of the ride.
 
It just takes some time
 A little bit of kitty litter and you'll find 
 Everything everything will be just fine.
It just takes some time
 Little girl you're in the middle of the ride
 Everything, everything will be just fine.
 
It just takes some time
 A little bit, a little bit after 12
 And everything, everything will be just fine
 Everything, everything will be alright.
It just takes some time
 Little girl you're in the middle of the ride
 Everything, everything will be just fine
 Everything, everything will be alright.
 
It just takes some time
 A little bit, a little bit of apple, right.
It just takes some time
 Little girl, you're in the middle of the ride.
 
It just takes some time
 And just a little bit of Alkaline.
It just takes some time
 Little girl, you're in the middle of the ride.
 
It just takes some time
 Little bit o' rhythm and a lot of rhyme.
It just takes some time
 Little girl you're in the middle of the ride.
 
It just takes some time
 Little bit of M&Ms in our garage.
It just takes some time
 Little girl, you're in the middle of the ride.
 
It just takes some time
 Little bit of in the middle after ride
 Everything, everything will be just fine.
It just takes some time
 Little girl, you're in the middle of the ride
 Everything, everything will be just fine.
 
It just takes some time
 Little bit of in the middle, out the rhyme.
It just takes some time
 Little girl, you're in the middle of the ride.
 
It just takes some time
 Little bit of internet
 And after I write
 Everything, everything will be just fine.
It just takes some time
 Little girl you're in the middle
 Of the ride
 Everything, everything will be just fine.
 
It just takes some time
 Little bit of little bit of alkaline
 Everything everything will be just fine.
It just takes some time
 Little girl you're in the middle of the ride
 Everything, everything will be just fine.
Editor's note: The correct title of this song is "The Middle", not "In The Middle." (IOW, "In" is NOT part of the title.)
 
It just takes some time
 Little bit of minglin' it will have to right.
It just takes some time
 Little girl, you're in the middle of the ride.
 
It just takes some time
 Little bit of money little Alperine
 Elbow to elbow, it'll be just fine
 Elbow to elbow, it'll be alright.
It just takes some time
 Little girl, you're in the middle of the ride
 Everything, everything will be just fine
 Everything, everything will be alright.
 
It just takes some time
 Little bit of sizzle in the afterlife.
It just takes some time
 Little girl, you're in the middle of the ride.
 
It just takes some time
 Little bit, a little bit of Happosai.
It just takes some time
 Little girl, you're in the middle of the ride.
'Happosai' is a perverted old guy from the anime Ranma 1/2.
 
It just takes some time
 Little bit, a little bit of alkaline.
It just takes some time
 Little girl, you're in the middle of the ride.
 
It just takes some time
 Little bit, little bit of sacrifice.
It just takes some time
 Little girl, you're in the middle of the ride.
 
It just takes some time
 Little bit--a little bit of alkaline
It just takes some time
 Little girl, you're in the middle of the ride.
 
It just takes some time
 Little girl and a little Alco rod.
It just takes some time
 Little girl, you're in the middle of the ride.
 
It just takes some time
 Little girl in the middle, after that
 Elbow to elbow, it will be just fine.
It just takes some time
 Little girl you're in the middle of the ride
 Everything, everything will be just fine.
 
It just takes some time
 Little girl in the middle
 After that
 Everything, everything will be just fine.
It just takes some time
 Little girl you're in the middle
 Of the ride
 Everything, everything will be just fine.
 
It just takes some time
 Little girl, in a little, after nine.
It just takes some time
 Little girl, your in the middle of the ride.
 
It just takes some time
 Little girl, in a little, after ride.
It just takes some time
 Little girl, you're in the middle of the ride.
 
It just takes some time
 Little girl, in the minute I've arrived.
It just takes some time
 Little girl, you're in the middle of the ride.
 
It just takes some time
 Little girl, you're in the middle, out the right
 Over and over, it'll be just fine
 Over and over it'll be all right.
It just takes some time
 Little girl, you're in the middle of the ride
 Everything, everything will be just fine
 Everything, everything will be all right.
 
It just takes some time
 Little girl, your gettin' a little tough to ride
It just takes some time
 Little girl, you're in the middle of the ride.
 
It just takes some time
 Live a little, in the middle, out the right.
It just takes some time
 Little girl, you're in the middle of the ride.
 
It just takes some time
 The little riddle in the middle of this rhyme.
It just takes soem time
 Little girl, you're in the middle of the ride.
 
It just takes some time
 To build a little bitty house up on the hill
 And everything will be just fine
 Everything, everything will be alright.
It just takes some time
 Little girl, you're in the middle of the ride
 Everything, everything will be just fine
 Everything, everything will be alright.
 
It just takes some time
A little in a little out of line
It just takes some time
Little girl, you're in the middle of the ride
 
It just takes some time
 To do, a little bit of hot sauce in my shoes.
It just takes some time
 Little girl you're in the middle of the ride
 
It just tastes so fine
 Little girl, you're in a little alkaline.
It just takes some time
 Little girl, you're in the middle of the ride.
 
Just take some wine, bitter girl.
It just takes some time, little girl.
 
L with the L with the will be alright.
Everything, everything, will be alright.
 
Little bit of, little bit of Appenine
 or
 Little bit of, little bit out the Rhine
Little girl, you're in the middle of the ride.
'The Appenines' are the mountain range that runs down the length of Italy.
 
Little bitty in a little hot blue ride
Little girl, you're in the middle of the ride.
 
Little girdle in a little.
Little girl, you're in the middle.
 
Little girl, you're in the middle, I've arrived.
Little girl, you're in the middle of the ride.
 
Little girl, you're in the middle, out the rhyme.
 or
 Little girl, you're in the middle, out the right..
Little girl, you're in the middle of the ride.
 
Over and over it'll be just fine
 Over and Over it'll be all right, all right.
Everything, everything will be just fine
 Everything, everything will be all right, all right.
 
When you've the weight
When you're away.
 
A clink in homeroom can mimic in my groan.
I think the whole room can hear me clear my throat.