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For a handful of laundry
For a handful of money
 
"I Don't Want to Be a Hero" (MP3) 
But I won't pull a Tigger
But I won't pull the trigger
 
"Magnetized"
Have I come to a naked man
Have I come to make amends
 
Feel like I could run away, run away 
From this empty hive
Feel like I could run away, run away 
From this empty heart
 
Feel like I could run away, run away
 From this Sun Sweet High
Feel like I could run away, run away
 From this empty heart
 
Feel like I could run away, run away
 From this empty hurt.
Feel like I could run away, run away
 From this empty heart.
 
Feels like I could run away, run away,
 From all the sex we had
Feel like I could run away, run away,
 From this empty heart
 
From this antique high
From this empty heart
 
From this empty house
From this empty heart
 
I dreamt the Anheuser Busch
 Then maybe things could work, all right!
 I thought it was you
 For words do me no wrong.
I dreamt the impossible
 That maybe things could work out right
 I thought it was you
 Who would do me no wrong.
 
I dreamt the impossible
 That maybe things could work out right
 I thought it was you
 Who'd simply die for love
I dreamt the impossible
 That maybe things could work out right
 I thought it was you
 Who would do me no wrong.
 
I thought it was blue
I thought it was you
 
Nothing but cheddar cheese
Nothing but shattered dreams
 
Promises be darned
From this empty heart
 
Promises we hide.
From this empty heart
 
Shadow dreams
Shattered dreams
 
Welcome to reality
Woke up to reality
 
You keep giving me, giving me
 Nothing but shot up dreams.
You've given me, given me
 Nothing but shattered dreams.
 
You sent your dad for me
You said you'd die for me
 
You simply die for God.
Who said they'd die for love.
 
You're givin' me, givin' me
 nothing but shot up dreams, shot dreams
You've given me, given me
 nothing but shattered dreams, shattered dreams
 
You've given me
 Given me
 Nothing but a shot of dreams
 Shot of dreams.
You've given me
 Given me
 Nothing but shattered dreams
 Shattered dreams.
 
You've given me
Given me
Nothing but Jam and Cream
 Jam and Cream
You've given me
Given me
Nothing but shattered dreams
Shattered dreams.
 
"Turn Back the Clock" (MP3) 
I begin to read
I begin to weep
 
"Turn Back the Clock" (MP3) 
Lying here in science
Lying here in silence