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"AS ONE"
Taking the food - Discover a new way to breed
Taking the fruit - Discover a new way to breathe
 
"Bravery"
The truth will never shirt to anyone.
The truth will never be shared to anyone.
 
"C'est La Vie"
So lovely
C'est la vie
 
"C'est La Vie"
We're salami
Oui c'est la vie
 
"CHASE"
I call this "fart"
on cold asphalt
 
"Cradle"
I have broken Christmas.
I float in Cosmos.
 
"Cradle"
I've broken Christmas
 The presents to return
 Leave me now, damn me
 There is no meaning.
I float in Cosmos
 For the place to return
 Living or dying
 There is no meaning.
 
"Drink It Down"
Twinkie Town
Drink it down
 
"Driver's High"
Crash! Into the morning glory.
Clash! Into the rolling morning.
 
"Entichers"
Ah ... a tee shirt
Ah ... entichers
 
"Ghost In My Room"
Still you lie
Steal your love
 
"Good Mornig Hide"
Why are not it tired?
Why are not you tired?
 
"Good-Morning Hide"
Good morning, Haido.
The morning hides all.
 
"I Wish"
I wish you use my pony.
 or
 I wish you use my body.
I wish you smile for me.
 
"In The Air"
You fly over the a***.
You fly over the earth.
 
"It's The End"
Ichi en [one yen].
It's the end.
 
"It's The End"
Itchy end.
It's the end.
 
"Kaze Ni Kienaide"
Ne-e-o, Ne-e-o
 I'll always love you, no-o-o.
It's alright, it's alright
 I'm always knocking on your door.
 
"Killing Me"
Give me gold and a sore Darkrai
Killing me kowaresou na kurai
 
"Killing Me"
I'm a good, good, cheese zoo pay day.
Amaku kuchizuke te
 
"Killing Me"
Ma'am, where's the tree?
My wasted dream
 
"Killing Me"
Now where's the cheese?
My wasted dream.
 
"Killing Me"
So where's the tree?
My wasted dream
 
And I hear it, your desire show me how.
And I feel it, your desire show me now.
 
And the village is on fire
 Show me now.
And I feel it, your desire
 Show me now.
L'arc~en~ciel is usually pretty good with their use and pronunciation of English, but this one still threw me.
 
"Lost Heaven"
Send goose to Heaven
 or
 Son Goku Heaven
We'll say goodbye, Lost Heaven.
 
"Lost Heaven"
Thank you for those hot dogs.
We'll say goodbye, lost heaven.
 
"Lost Heaven"
We're letting go of something we never had
 'Cuz of the fat a**, Heaven is lost.
We're letting go of something we never had
 Time goes so fast, Heaven is lost.
 
"Love Flies"
Love flies away
Go on fast awake
 
Cutting your genitals
Be getting your jaded heart.
 
Don't be shy, Sherlock, Sherlock.
Don't be shy, show your love, show your love.
 
Don't pig around, circles! circles!
Don't be ignorant, show your colors! Show your colors!
 
I'm a leather boy.
I'm a lover boy.
 
I'm a rubber boy
I'm a lover boy
 
Tonight, want you in the bed.
Tonight, want your blood.
 
"Niji"
Tequila Canadaaaaaaa day
Toki wa kanadete
 
Cookie dough, bake a cookie
fukitonde yuku fukei
 
Give me money (toad okay)
kimi made (todoke)
 
Ready steady, give me the rack
 Ready steady, hand over crack
 Let’s go sailing, ready steady go!
Ready steady, give me good luck
 Ready steady, never look back
 Let's get started, ready steady go!
 
Ready steady
 Give me good rack.
Ready steady
 Can we look back?
Tetsu version, not Hyde one.
 
I want you to listen, listen to what I'm saying
 I want you to listen, listen to me, Sue.
Aimai na risou risou wo
 Nakuse ai wo shimese shimese ima sugu.
 
You get duck sauce revelation
 Kara wo nugase.
Yuigadokuson revelation
 Kara wo nugase.
 
"Route 666"
My wallet
Maware
 
"Route 666"
Now, sex, sex, sex
Route 666
 
"Route 666"
The pants
 Fall down
 Then crash!
The roses
 Fall down!
 Then crush!
 
"Route 666"
Their tears, fall down, they crash and drown
 You dumb thing
 Help me, help me
 She screams out
 You wanna come a long long
 Route 666
The roses! Fall down! Then crush!
 It's an usual thing
 Help me! help me!
 She screams out
 You wanna come along on
 Route 666
 
"Route 666"
You want I cannot log on?
You want to come along on.
 
"Sayonara"
Sky is dead
 Sea is dead
 The a** is dead
 Utsukushii anata e.
Sky is dead
 Sea is dead
 Earth is dead
 Utsukushii anata e.
 
"Shin Shoku- Lose Control"
I dance with my lipstick once more.
 or
 I can't sell my lipstick no more.
I died then my instinct was born.
 
"Shizuka No Umi De"
Feel the bunny.
 or
 Feed the bunny.
 or
 Fear the bunny.
Feel heavenly.
 
"Shizuka No Umi De"
In the valley
Feel heavenly.
 
"Spirit Dreams Inside" (MP3) 
Deep inside your soul.
Deep inside, I'll go.
 
"Stay Away"
Cousin Steve, stay away
causes stain, stay away
 
"Stay Away"
butter me, microwave
bother me right away
 
"Stay Away"
cousin stay
causes stain
 
"Vivid Colors"
Private cameras
Vivid colors
 
"Vivid Colors"
Privy to colors
Vivid colors
 
"Winter Fall"
Isso soku, isso soku
Pieces of you, pieces of you.
 
"Winter Fall"
Lied to me in g-string.
Lie in me inches deep.