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"Celebrate Me Home" (MP3) 
Celebrate me whole
Celebrate me home
 
"Celebrate Me Home" (MP3) 
Celebration tour
Celebrate me home
 
"Celebrate Me Home" (MP3) 
Fleas, summer brings me home
Please celebrate me home
 
"Celebrate Me Home" (MP3) 
I gotta count on being dumb
I gotta count on being gone
 
"Celebrate Me Home" (MP3) 
Please celebrate me, whoa!
Please celebrate me home
 
"Celebrate Me Home" (MP3) 
We celebrate me home
Please celebrate me home
 
Good conditioner
Unconditional
 
Almost killed a bird today
Always where I burn to be.
 
Always was a bird to be.
Always where I burn to be.
 
Always where I burn today.
Always where I burn to be.
 
Am I Right is not secure!
Highway to the danger zone!
No thanks, this is the Federal Bureau of Investigation of the private sector.
 
Barney is a dinosaur
Highway to the danger zone
 
Begging you to attack and go
Begging you to touch and go
 
Begging you to tax(i) and go
Begging you to touch and go
 
Begging you to taxi and go
Begging you to touch and go
 
Center of attention
Metal under tension
 
Fly away to the danger zone
Highway to the danger zone.
 
Gonna take a ride into the Danger Zone
Gonna take you right into the Danger Zone
 
Gonna take a right into the danger zone
Gonna take you right into the Danger Zone
 
Gonna take you ridin' to the danger zone.
Gonna take you right into the danger zone.
 
Gonna take your mind into the Danger Zone
Gonna take you right into the Danger Zone
 
Half way to the danger zone.
Highway to the danger zone.
 
He is under tension, beggin' you to touch your hole
Metal under tension, beggin' you to touch and go
 
Heaven up your ass, listen to it howl and roar
Revvin' up your engine, listen to her howlin' roar
 
Heidi is a baby girl
Highway to the danger zone
 
Hide-a-way, true love, danger zone
Highway to the danger zone.
 
Hiding to the danger zone
Highway to the danger zone
 
Hiding to the denture zone
Highway to the danger zone
 
High-A-Way to Finger Zone,
Imma take you right to poo the Finger Zone
Highway to the danger zone
Gonna take you right into the danger zone
 
Highway to the Dinosaur
Highway to the danger zone
 
Highway to the Trader Joe's
Highway to the Danger Zone
 
Highway to the ninth hour.
Highway to the danger zone.
 
Highway, school girl, Danger zone!
Highway to the danger zone.
 
Highway, tombstone, danger zone
Highway to the danger zone.
 
Hollywood intensity
The hotter the intensity
 
I endure the danger zone.
Highway to the danger zone.
 
I made it to the danger zone
Highway to the danger zone
 
I went into the danger zone
Highway to the danger zone
 
I went through the danger zone
Highway to the danger zone
 
I went to the danger zone.
Highway to the danger zone.
 
I went to the danger zone
Right into the danger zone
Highway to the danger zone
Ride into the danger zone
 
I'll take a right into the danger zone
I'll take you right into the danger zone
 
I'm into the danger zone
Highway to the danger zone
 
Livin' in the edge
Listen to her howl and roll
Beggin' for attention
Making you to attach and go.
Revvin' up your engine
 Listen to her howlin' roar
 Metal under tension
 Begging you to touch and go.
 
Met her in detention
Metal under tension
 
Muscles are so tense and...
Metal under tension
 
Never under tension
Metal under tension
 
Ooh, yea, Kool-Aid, danger zone.
Highway to the danger zone
 
Sandwich with no edges
 Always what I yearn to eat.
Out along the edges
 Always where I burn to be.
 
She got you jumpin' off the track
She got you jumpin' off the deck
 
Stick it in the old vagina.
Stick it into overdrive.
 
planet of the apes, listen to the howling roar
Revvin' up your engine, listen to her howlin' roar
 
Ain't erked, for work?
Eights hours, for what?
 
Been workin' so hard 
 I'm parked in my car.
Been workin' so hard I'm punching my card.
 
Been workin' so hard
 I got in my car.
Been workin' so hard
 I'm punching my card.
 
Been workin' so hard
 I'm driving my car.
Been working so hard
 I'm punchin' my card.
 
Been workin' so hard
 I'm punching my car.
Been workin' so hard
 I'm punching my card.
 
Been workin' so hard
 I'm punching my cart.
Been workin' so hard
 I'm punching my card.
 
Been workin' so hard
 I'm watching my car.
Been workin' so hard
 I'm punching my card.
 
Been workin' so hard
 out washing my car.
Been workin' so hard
 I'm punching my card.
 
Been working so hard 
I'm washing my car 
Eight hours, for what? 
Oh hell, I missed a spot
I been working so hard
 I'm punching my card.
Eight Hours, for what?
Oh, tell me what I got
 
Been working so hard
 I'm washing, my car
Been working so hard
 I'm punching my card
 
Blow me offa my knees
Pull me off of my knees
 
Blow me up to my knees
Pull me up from my knees
 
Boo-hoo
 or 
Voodoo
 or 
Who knew?
Footloose
 
Come on the holy crack
Come on before we crack
 
Come on the whole wheat track
Get out before we crack
 
Cousin Louis, cousin Louis, kick off your Sunday shoes
Footloose, Footloose, kick off your Sunday shoes
 
Eight hours, for work
Oh, tell me, what a guy!
Eight hours, for what?
Oh, tell me what I got
 
Footloose, Footloose, kick off your sorry shoes
Footloose, Footloose, kick off your Sunday shoes
 
Footloose, footloose
 Kick out ya Sunday moose.
Footloose, footloose
 Kick off ya Sunday shoes.
 
Froot Loops! Froot Loops! Kick off your Sunday shoes!
Footloose! Footloose! Kick off your Sunday shoes
 
Froot loops, froot loops
Foot loose, foot loose
 
Geez Louise put me up on my knees
Please, Louise, pull me off of my knees
 
Get off the railway track
Get out before we crack
 
Get off your cold-cream crack
Get out before we crack
 
Get on the corned beef back
Get out before we crack
 
Get on the whole-wheat track
Get out before we crack
 
Hey nurse, four words: Don't tell me "what a guy!"
Eight hours, for what? Lord, tell me what I got
 
Hey yeah, forward,
 Oh, tell me what you got.
Eight hours, for what?
Lord, tell me what I got
 
I been working so hard
 Ate lunch in, my car.
I've been working so hard
 I'm punching my card.
 
I been working so hard
 I'm punching my card. 
 Eight Hours, full work! 
 Don't tell me "Whatta guy!"
I been working so hard
 I'm punching my card.
Eight Hours, for what?
Oh, tell me what I got
 
I'll lift the seat up 
Or else she'll tear up this town
I'll hit the ceiling 
Or else I'll tear up this town
 
I'll live to see them
Or else I'll tear up this town
I'll hit the ceiling 
Or else I'll tear up this town
 
I'm Jonathan Loose.
I'm turnin' it loose.
 
I'm on the old-skool track.
Come on before we crack.
 
I'm on the whole wheat crack.
C'mon before we crack.
 
I'm parking my car.
I'm punching my card.
 
I'm punching my car
I'm punching my card
 
I'm washing my car.
I'm punching my card.
 
Jack, cut back
Come off the whole wheat crack.
Jack, get back
C'mon before we crack.
 
Jack, get back
 C'mon get all way back
Jack, get back
 C'mon before we crack.
 
Jack, get back
 Come off that whole wheat track.
Jack, get back
 C'mon before we crack.
 
Jeez, Louise
 Blow me off of my knees.
Please, Louise
 Help me off of my knees.
 
Kick off those summer shoes
Kick off those Sunday shoes
 
Kick off with Dr. Seuss
Kick off those Sunday shoes
 
Loose your deuce
Lose your blues
 
Lose your goose
Lose your blues
 
Nada Gada cut loose
Now I gotta cut loose
 
Now I gotta cut loops
Froot Loops
Kick off those Sundance shoes
Now I gotta cut loose
Footloose
Kick off your Sunday shoes
 
Now I gotta cut loose
Footloose
Kick off your Sundance shoes
Now I gotta cut loose
Footloose
Kick off your Sunday shoes
 
Now I'm Dr. Seuss
Now I gotta cut loose
 
Now I've got a cousin Lewis
Footloose 
Kick off your Sunday shoes
Now I gotta cut loose
Footloose
Kick off your Sunday shoes
 
Oh, my lord, come on come on let's go.
Oh, Milo, come on come on let's go.
 
Oh, towny weather guy!
Oh, tell me what I got!
 
Pick up your Sunday shoes
Kick off your Sunday shoes
 
Please Louise
 Hold me up on my niece.
Please, Louise
 Pull me off of my knees.
 
Please, Louise, go out and get me some cheese.
Please, Louise, help me off of my knees.
 
Please, do wees
Please, Louise!
 
Put on the corned beef hash
Come on before we crack
 
Tell me what a guy
Tell me what I got
 
Use your clues
Everybody loves Footloose
Lose your blues
Everybody cut footloose
 
Whoa, my Lord
 C'mon, c'mon, let's go.
Whoa, Milo
 C'mon, c'mon, let go.
 
You're burning urine for sure
You're burning, yearning for some--
 
You're burning, yearning for some...
 Somebody to tell you
 (That) Darth Vader's passing you by
You're burning, yearning for some...
 Somebody to tell you
 (That) life ain't a passing you by
 
You're burning, yearning for some
 Somebody to tell you
 That life may be passing you by.
You're burning, yearning for some
 Somebody to tell you
 That life ain't a-passing you by.
 
You're burning, you're in cole slaw.
You're burning, yearning for some--
 
Now I can let you go
Now I can let you know
 
Now while we're here at home
Now while we're here alone
 
Once, I dreamed that you were gone
 I tried and tried to find you
 I prayed to treat the pain away
 And please a reckoning.
Once, I dreamed that you were gone
 I cried out trying to find you
 I begged the dream to fade away
 And please awaken me.
 
Did someone just fart?
To touch each other's hearts
 
Tootsie Tomlin heart
To touch each others hearts
 
Can we go on forever?
Can we go on together?
 
Maybe we never end
Maybe we're near the end
 
Saturday night
Got a new life
 
And I like the peaches
And I like the peaceful
 
Burning like a bigot in the night
 or 
Burning like a f****t in the night
 or 
Burning like bacon in the night
Burning like a beacon in the night
 
Welcome to Hard Life
Welcome to Heartlight
On the December 1, 1984 broadcast of "American Top 40 with Casey Kasem", this song was played as a Long Distance Dedication; the letter read by Casey gave the title as "Welcome to Hard Life" (even though "Welcome to" is not part of the title); on the outro, he gave the correct title, with slight emphasis on "Heartlight".
 
Whoa hoa, apart the line.
Welcome to Heartlight.
 
Woo, woo, hard life
Woo, woo, heartlight
 
Woo, woo, hard light
Woo, woo, heartlight
 
"I Believe in Love" (MP3) 
I said faces
I see faces
 
Am I right?
I'm alright
Roll credits.
 
Amber lights
I'm all right.
 
Amber nights
I'm all right.
 
Amber rain
I'm all right.
 
Animal Rights!
I'm alright!
 
Do it tonight,
 Doing it naps alee
 But if it's too fizzy
 The cunning is a game
Do what you like,
 Doing it nat'rally
 But if it's too easy
 They're gonna disagree
 
Do what you like,
 Do it in nips alee,
 But if it's too feelin'
 Gonna dis a game.
Do what you like,
 Doing it nat'rally
 But if it's too easy
 They're gonna disagree
 
No cigarettes again
Some Cinderella kid
 
Oh how I beat ten
Own heart beatin'
 
Pickin' up your bite (Pickin' up your bite)
Makin' up your mind (Makin' up your mind)
 
So sick of relatives
Some Cinderella kid
 
When you gonna give me a bite?
Why you got to gimme a fight?
 
Who do you want? Who you gonna bed at night?
Who do you want? Who you gonna be today?
 
Who do you want? Who you gonna bid against?
Who do you want? Who you be today?
 
Whole heart beating
Own heart beating
 
Why d'you got to give me advice?
Why you got to gimme a fight?
 
Why do you have to gimme advice?
 Why don't you just let me be?
Why you got to gimme a fight?
 Can't you just let it be?
 
Why you got to gimme a bite?
Why you got to gimme a fight?
 
Why you got to gimme five?
Why you got to gimme a fight?
 
You got to catch the day-ah-ah 
No, no, no, now, headed for the better way 
Some singulary kid 
Can I help to get you a job?
Gotta catch you later 
No, no, cannonball it right away 
Some Cinderella kid 
Get it up and get you a job
 
You wanna listen to the bear?
You wanna listen to the man?
 
You wanna listen to the man? Why don't you just magistrate?
You wanna listen to the man? Pay attention to the magistrate
 
You won't listen to the mayor
You wanna listen to the man?
 
"I'm Free (Heaven Helps The Man)"
Heaven helps the man who fights with me
 Love's the only thing that keeps me free.
Heaven helps the man who fights his fear
 Love's the only thing that keeps me here.
 
"I'm Free (Heaven Helps The Man)"
Hi-three
I'm free.
 
"I'm Free (Heaven Helps The Man)"
I know what I want.
 or
 No, what I want.
You're what I want.
 
"I'm Free (Heaven Helps The Man)"
My heart's standing in the parking lot.
 or
 My heart's staying here for far too long.
My heart's staying where my heart belongs.
 
"I'm Free (Heaven Helps The Man)"
Young, one-eyed bum
 Listen to me!
You're what I want
 Listen to me.
 
"I'm Free (Heaven Helps The Man)"
Young, one-eyed bum
You're what I want.
 
"I'm Free (Heaven Helps the Man)"
(Ice cream!)
(I'm free!)
 
"I'm Free (Heaven Helps the Man)"
(Ice scream!)
 or 
(I scream!)
(I'm free!)
 
"Keep the Fire"
Eat the fire burning tonight
Keep the fire burning tonight
 
"Keep the Fire"
Your river is famous
Your river is fading
 
Meet me halfway 
Across the sky 
Make this a new beginning love another lie.
Meet me halfway 
Across the sky 
Make this a new beginning of another life.
 
"Nobody's Fool"
And I can't keep from laughing, add it up
And I can't keep from laughing at it all
 
"Nobody's Fool"
Don't throw it all away
I'm goin' all the way
 
"Nobody's Fool"
Got to learn to feel it all
Got to learn to be the ball
 
"Nobody's Fool"
I lose a nation, it comes as some surprise
My illumination may come as some surprise
 
"Nobody's Fool"
I love you all the way
I'm going all the way
 
"Nobody's Fool"
I may not be so smart
But I'm nobody's food
I may not be so smart
But I'm nobody's fool
 
"Nobody's Fool"
I'll throw it all away
I'm going all the way
 
"Nobody's Fool"
If time is gonna mean anything, you got to promise me the fall.
If time has taught me anything, you got to learn to be the ball.
The correct lyrics make sense if you're one of the five people who have seen "Caddyshack 2".
 
"Nobody's Fool"
In a place when the cloud slaps you in the face
 Leaves you dumbfounded bearing its weightor
In the place when the clown slaps you in the face 
Leaves you dumbfounded there in his way
To the place when the clouds stops the wind in the face
Leaves you dumbfounded there in his waste
 
"Nobody's Fool"
Oh no, lassoing love for you, baby.
Oh no, that's enough for you baby
 
"Nobody's Fool"
On a roll, backseat in love for you baby
Oh no, that's enough for you baby
 
"Nobody's Fool"
On a roll, backseat in love for you, baby.
Oh no, that's enough for you baby
 
"Nobody's Fool"
On a roll, that's enough for you, baby.
Oh no, that's enough for you baby
Theme From 'Caddyshack ii'
 
"Nobody's Fool"
Said I love all you cowboys, gonna ride
Saddle up all you cowboys, gonna ride
 
"Nobody's Fool"
Winds are wild, it's Saturday.
Winds of wild insanity.
 
"Playing With The Boys"
After Tyson's pounces
After chasing sunsets
 
"Playing With The Boys"
I could taste a sausage
I don't have a lot of simple choice
But to play with the boys.
After chasing sunsets
 One of life's simple joys
 Is playin' with the boys.
 
"Return To Pooh Corner" (MP3) 
Back to the desert, Christopher Robin and Pooh.
Back to the days of Christopher Robin and Pooh.
 
"Return To Pooh Corner" (MP3) 
Christopher Robin and I want to know.
Christopher Robin and I walked along.
 
"Return To Pooh Corner" (MP3) 
Posing our question to Al in B.O.
Posing a question to Owl and Eeyore.
 
"Return to Pooh Corner" (MP3) 
Got a honey job stuck on his gnome
Got a honey jar stuck on his nose
 
(This isn't)
The wedding is over
(This is it)
The waiting is over
The backing vocals, noted by the parentheses, were provided by Michael McDonald.
 
For once in the night, America. 
 Stand up and fight. 
 Dit dit!
For once in your life, here's your miracle. 
 Stand up and fight. 
 This is it!
 
Here's your mail call
Here's your miracle
 
How are you gonna wait for a sight
Your miracle
Stand up and try
How are you gonna wait for a sign
Your miracle
Stand up and fight
 
I've been wandering - why?
I've been wondering why
 
One more raisin to try
One more reason to try
 
One more reason to drive
 or 
One more reason to ride
(later)
Nowhere to hide
One more reason to try
(later)
No way to hide
 
The wedding is over.
The waiting is over.
 
There's been times in my mind
There been times in my life
 
This craving is over
The waiting is over
 
This is grits!
This is it!
 
You got no burden
You're going no further
 
You're going to murder
You're going no further
 
F*ck you, mama
Vox Humana
 
You love Cecil
Your lips are sealed
 
"Walking In The Air"
I'm walking in the air, 
Allah crista owwww ow wooo
I'm walking in the air, 
I'm dancing in the midnight sky.
 
"Welcome to Heartlight"
Hard life
Heartlight
 
"Whenever I Call You Friend" (MP3) 
Beans don't burn on us every night.
Sweet love showin' us a heavenly light.
Features Stevie Nicks on harmony vocals.
 
"Whenever I Call You Friend" (MP3) 
Sweet love flowing on a Saturday night
Sweet love showin' us a heavenly light
 
"Whenever I Call You Friend" (MP3) 
Sweet love showing on assembly night.
Sweet love showin' us a heavenly light.
 
"Whenever I Call You Friend" (MP3) 
Sweet love showing up on Saturday Night
Sweet love showin' us a heavenly light
 
"Whenever I Call You Friend" (MP3) 
Sweet love stories on a Saturday night.
Sweet love showin' us a heavenly light.