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"A Different Corner"
And I'm still scared
And I'm so scared
 
"A Different Corner"
But to use me to cut like a knife
But to lose, you would cut like a knife
 
"Amazing"
I guess that you could pursue this guy.
I guess that cupid was in disguise.
 
"Amazing"
I guess that you put present disguise.
I guess that cupid was in disguise.
 
"Amazing"
I guess that you put pusen disguise.
I guess that cupid was in disguise.
 
"Amazing"
I think you're a lazy.
I think you're amazing.
 
"Amazing"
I was a mister when you came to me.
I was mixed up when you came to me.
 
"Amazing"
I was in this club when you came to me.
I was mixed up when you came to me.
 
"Amazing"
It was a fistf*** by the hand of fate.
I was stitched up by the hands of fate.
 
"Amazing"
Look at your big fat daddy and your mom
Look at your big bad daddy and your mom
 
"Amazing"
Still missing my Game Boy
Still missing my baby
 
"Amazing"
To Brooklyn chicks
Too broke to fix
 
"An Easier Affair"
And I'm dancing with the creeps now
And I'm dancing with the freaks now
 
"An Easier Affair"
Here comes one for the Bradys
Here comes one for the ladies
The Bradys as in the Brady Bunch
 
'Cause I gotta be fake
'Cause I gotta have faith
 
'Cause I gotta have beta
'Cause I gotta have faith
 
'Cause I gotta play bingo
'Cause I gotta have faith
 
'cause I gotta have bagels
'cause I gotta have faith
 
'cause I gotta have fate
'cause I gotta have faith
 
'cause I gotta have flakes
'cause I gotta have faith
 
And I know all the kids you play
And I know all the games you play
 
And I know alligator pranks
And I know all the games you play
 
And I love all the games you play
And I know all the games you play
 
And another who tied me down to loverboy blue.
And another who tied me down to loverboy rules.
 
Before this river, there comes an ocean.
Before this river becomes an ocean
 
Before you throw my bod back on the floor
Before you throw my heart back on the floor
 
Can't help but think of yesterday
 And another one tied me down to the little boys' room.
Can't help but think of yesterday
 And another who tied me down to the loverboy rules.
 
Four inch liver
Before this river
 
From this river, there comes an ocean.
Before this river becomes an ocean
 
I reconsider my booty's lotion
I reconsider this foolish notion
 
I reconsider, my buddhist nothin'
I reconsider, my foolish notion
 
If all this river becomes an ocean
Before this river becomes an ocean
 
My Buddhist doorstop
My foolish notion
 
My Buddhist ocean
My foolish notion
 
My foot is your son.
My foolish notion
 
Well I'll take a strong man, baby
 And I'll throw him to the floor.
Well, it takes a strong man, baby
 But I'll show him to the door.
 
Well, I guess it would be night
If I could touch your potty
Well, I guess it would be nice
If I could touch your body
 
You gotta be fake.
I gotta have faith.
 
"Fast Love"
Everybody needs a little bath tub baby.
Everybody needs a little fast love baby.
 
"Fast Love"
Fat slug in your eyes
Fast love in your eyes
 
"Fast Love"
If you're looking for fat slug
 Fat slug in your eye
If you're looking for fast love
 Fast love in your mind
 
"Fast Love"
Looking for some information.
Looking for some affirmation.
 
"FastLove"
Since you've been gettin' me hot 
whatcha do to me, boy 
Boy you've been gettin' me hot
whatcha do to me, boy
Sending you forget-me-nots 
To help me to remember 
Baby please forget-me-not 
I want you to remember
 
"FastLove"
Stupid people keeps a colony.
Stupid Cupid keeps on calling me.
 
"Fastlove"
If you're looking for fast food
If you're looking for fastlove
 
"Fastlove"
If you're looking for gas, love
If you're looking for fastlove
 
"Fastlove"
If you're looking for rest stops
If you're looking for fastlove
 
"Fastlove"
If you’re looking for fat slug
 Fat slug in your eye
 Had more than enough, had some bad love
 So fat slug, is all that I’ve got on my mind.
If you're looking for fastlove
 If that’s love in your eyes
 That’s more than enough, had some bad love
 So fastlove, is all that I’ve got on my mind.
 
"Fastlove"
If you’re looking for passwords
If you’re looking for fastlove
 
"Fastlove"
Looking for some information
Looking for some affirmation
 
"Fastlove"
So why don't we make a little room, 
I won't be in there too soon
So why dont we make a little room 
in my BMW
 
"Fastlove"
Stupid Cupid keeps on calling me
 But I see leather in his eyes.
Stupid Cupid keeps on calling me
 But I see nothing in his eyes.
 
"Fastlove"
Stupid Cupid keeps on calling me
 But I see loving in his eyes.
Stupid Cupid keeps on calling me
 But I see nothing in his eyes.
 
Beat me with the eyes of a child
Greet me with the eyes of a child
 
Don't think I'll be
 The cause (of) all I ever wanted
Don't think of me
 Because all I ever wanted
 
For just one moment, to be boning naked, by your side
For just one moment, to be warm & naked, by your side
 
For just one moment, to be wanted, naked, by your side.
For just one moment, to be warm and naked, by your side.
 
I have had enough of signing
I have had enough of crime
 
I will be Obama's figure
I will be your father figure
 
I will be at Dollar Tree
I will be your father figure
 
I will be your Butterfinger
 Put your tiny hands in mine.
I will be your father figure
 Put your tiny hands in mine.
 
I will be your bottom feeder
 Put your tiny hands in mine.
I will be your father figure
 Put your tiny hands in mine.
 
I will be your creature, feature
I will be your preacher, teacher
 
I will be your father, baby
I will be your father figure.
 
I will be your region teacher
I will be your preacher teacher
 
I will be your region teacher
I will be your preacher, teacher
 
I will eat your Butterfinger
I will be your father figure
 
I won't be your bottom feeder.
I won't be your father figure.
 
I won't be your bottom feeder
 I have had enough of crimes.
I will be your father figure
 Put your tiny hands in mine.
 
I'm not what j'or daddy had in mind.
Put your tiny hand in mine.
 
My lover's always telling me stories.
My love is always telling me so.
 
To be boning naked
To be warm and naked
 
To be bored and naked when you arrive
To be warm and naked at your side
 
To be born and naked
To be warm and naked at your side
 
To be bowling naked at your side
To be bold and naked at your side
 
To be woman naked
To be warm and naked
 
"Flawless (Go To The City)"
Absolutely bottomless
Absolutely flawless
 
"Flawless (Go To The City)"
Sometimes you think that your cat's going to blow it
 It doesn't get better...
Sometimes you think that your head's going to blow and
 It doesn't get better . . .
 
"Flawless (Go to the City)"
(Like no mother)
(Like no other)
 
"Flawless (Go to the City)"
May be denied
 or 
Maybe denied
Maybe tonight
 
"Flawless (Go to the City)"
Sometimes you think your cat's gonna score
Sometimes you think that your head's going to blow
 
Gotta have some faith in the south
Gotta have some faith in the sound
 
I took the night as well
I took the knife as well
 
I was every little hungry school girl's fanjoy
And I guess it was enough for me.
I was every little hungry school girl's pride and joy
And I guess it was enough for me.
 
I was every little hungry school girl's pride and joy
 And orgasm was enough for me.
I was every little hungry school girl's pride and joy
 And I guess it was enough for me.
 
Sometimes the clothes do not make demands
Sometimes the clothes do not make the man
 
All we have to do now is take these lives and make them through somehow
All we have to do now is take these lies and make them true somehow
 
Lose the faith now.
Lose the face now.
 
Take these eyes and make them blue somehow
Take these lies and make them true somehow
 
We had every b*tch I could down bend on the run, boy.
We had every big shot good-time band on the run, boy.
 
And you don’t erupt for me
And you don’t belong to me
 
I won’t let you drown
I won’t let you down
 
"Freeek!"
You got yourself to paint the deck
You got yourself a paycheck
 
"Freeek"
You got yourself a pager
You got yourself a paycheck
 
Listen to my sinful story
Listen to my simple story
 
Listen to my sinful story
Listen to my simple story
 
Don't be no rival, just look in my eyes.
Don't need no Bible, just look in my eyes.
 
Don't feed no libel, just look in my eyes.
Don't need no Bible, just look in my eyes.
 
Don't look in the Bible, just look in my eyes.
Don't need no Bible, just look in my eyes.
 
Get it? Get it? Get it? C'mon!
C-c-c-c-c-c-c'mon!
 
I want your lube
I want your love
 
I want your sex
 Now that you're above.
I want your sex
 I want your love.
 
I want your socks
(Later)
Socks are natural, socks are good
Not everybody wears 'em, but everybody should
I want your sex
(Later)
Sex is natural, sex is good
Not everybody does it, but everybody should
This was also a song parody on Dr. Demento. Not sure if these are the lyrics to that parody though.
 
I won't choose sex.
I want your sex.
 
I'll aim and love her.
I am a lover.
 
Kitty-kitty-kitty-come on.
C-c-c-c-c-c-come on.
 
Not everybody does it, 
Not everybody should
Not everybody does it, 
But everybody should
 
Picky-picky-picky come on
C-c-c-c-c-c-come on
 
Satan is on my side
It's taken so much time
 
Satan's on my side
It's taken so much time
 
What do you consider from 9 to 3?
or
What do you consider when I'm afraid?
What do you consider pornography?
 
What's your defintion of dirty, baby
 Watch and you can sit up on my Mercedes
What's your definition of dirty, baby 
 What do you consider pornography
 
"Jesus To A Child"
And the lover that I pierced.
And the lover that I kissed.
 
"Jesus To A Child"
Then the lover that you kissed
 Will comfort you on those low holes inside.
Then the lover that you kissed
 Will comfort you when there's no hope in sight.
 
"Jesus To A Child"
Well I've been loved
 So know this was not it.
Well I've been loved
 So I know just what love is.
 
"Jesus to a Child"
Then the lover met your kids
Then the lover that you kissed
 
"Jesus to a Child"
Then the lover that you kissed will come for you when there's no hope inside
Then the lover that you kissed will comfort you when there's no hope in sight
 
"Jesus to a Child"
Uncle's aunt
Heaven sent
 
"Jesus to a Child"
When you know that is it
When you know that isn't
 
"Killer"
Shoot that load, so we can start bleeding.
Shoot bad love, so we can stop the bleeding.
 
I love your monkey, why do you love me?
Do you love the monkey or do you love me?
 
Why can't you suck your monkey tree
Why can't you set your monkey free
 
Why do I have to celebrate it with a monkey?
 or 
 Why do I have to sell my baby with a monkey?
Why do I have to share my baby with a monkey?
 
"Older"
Well you're out of Tide
Well you're out of time
 
'Cause there ain't no joy for an old towel boy
 or 
'Cause there ain't no joy for an odd towel boy
'Cause there ain't no joy for an uptown boy
 
'cause it ain't no choice
'cause it ain't no joy
 
And creature
 or 
And preacher
And teacher
 
But the one thing I have is my bride
But the one thing I have is my pride
 
Cause t-shirt! Better things, that I don't wanna learn
Teacher, there are things that I don't want to learn
 
I've had enough of dandruff
I've had enough of danger
 
I've had enough of dentures
I've had enough of danger
 
Teach her better things that I don't wanna learn.
Teacher, there are things that I don't want to learn
 
Teach her, better things
 That I don't want to learn.
Teacher, there are things
 That I don't want to learn.
 
Teacher! Paleface, that I don't want to learn!
Teacher, there are things that I don't want to learn
 
And yes, soft bean bag!
And yes, I've been bad
 
I think I'm done with the soda
I think I'm done with the sofa
 
I think I'm gone with the sofa
 I think I'm gone with the hall
 I think I'm gone with the kitchen table, baby
I think I'm done with the sofa
 I think I'm done with the hall
 I think I'm done with the kitchen table, baby
 
Just keep on f*ckin'
Just keep on funkin'
 
Oh a bin bag
Oh I've been bad
 
Turned his back on the long black children
 Kept out the crack w**re, then
 Can't come back 'cause he has long children.
Turned his back and all God's children
 Crept out the back door, then
 Can't come back because he has no children.
 
Hand in hand with elephants
Hand in hand with ignorance
 
Hanging on to home
Hanging on to hope
 
Look around, wow
Look around now
 
These are the days of the open ses(ame)
These are the days of the open hand
 
"Right Here"
My daddy got here on the crazy train
My daddy got here on the gravy train
 
"Shoot the Dog"
It's potty time every day
It's party time every day
 
"Spinning the Wheel"
You ain't a whore
You ain't home
 
"Spinning the Wheel"
You ain’t a whore
You ain’t home
 
"Star People 97"
Oh, it's a dream
 With a knive that's stuck in the middle.
Oh, it's a dream
 With a nightmare stuck in the middle.
 
"Star People"
Can't help but hold
Can't help but hope
 
"Star People"
Coming with c*nts of your desire, as you wish.
Counting the costs of your desire to be seen.
 
"Star People"
Oh, it's a dream, with a knife
 That's stuck in the middle.
Oh, it's a dream, with a nightmare
 Stuck in the middle.
 
"Too Funky"
Everybody wants Havana like that
Everybody wants some lover like that
 
"Too Funky"
Everyone wants to notify that
Everyone wants a lover like that
 
"Too Funky"
Green Bay, Green Bay
 or 
Green Day, Green Day
Baby, baby
 
"Too Funky"
I gotta get his eye off of you
I gotta get inside of you
 
"Too Funky"
I gotta get outside
I gotta get inside
 
"Too Funky"
I'd like to think that sometime maybe tonight
 It goes inside.
I'd like to think that sometime maybe tonight
 My goal's in sight.
 
"Too Funky"
I'd like to think that sometime maybe tonight
 Let go, don't fight.
I'd like to think that sometime maybe tonight
 My goal's in sight.
 
"Too Funky"
I'd like to think that sometime
 Maybe tonight Michael's inside.
I'd like to think that sometime
 Maybe tonight my goal's in sight.
 
"Too Funky"
I'm Dr. No.
I've got to know.
 
"Too Funky"
I've got to go
I got to know
 
"Too Funky"
Would you stop playing with that radio, George?
Would you stop playing with that radio of yours?
 
"Too Funky"
You sucka, you sucka
 or 
You sunshine, you sunshine
You’re such a, you’re such a
 
"Too Funky"
You sunshine
You're such a...
 
"Too Funky"
Your soda
You're such a...
 
"True Faith"
A sense of puberty
A sense of liberty
A 2011 cover of the New Order hit.
 
"True Faith"
Of the things that cost you to lunch
Of the things that cost you too much
 
"Waiting For The Day" (MP3) 
Glamorgan
 You don't have to be so strong now
 Glamorgan
 or
 The moment
 You don't have to be so strong now
 Come back.
C'mon now
 You don't have to be so strong now
 Come back.
 
"Waiting for That Day" (MP3) 
Some of us will tame our lives
Some of us will change our lives
 
"Waiting for That Day" (MP3) 
Try to paint your face
Try to take your place
 
"Waiting for That Day" (MP3) 
Try to take your plate
Try to take your place
 
"White Light"
I'm dead
I'm back
 
"White Light"
Powder for every baby
Prouder than ever baby