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Snap into a Slim Jim
Set it up DJ
 
I'm gonna burn my baby before that sun goes down
I'm gonna find my baby before that sun goes down
 
"Go"
Yell, yell, yell, yell
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
 
 Everybody comes back, sometimes
 A watertight flak jacket, sometimes.
or
Everybody comes back, sometimes
 I want a rat flapjack, sometimes.
or
Everybody comes back, sometimes
 I want a rat flapjack, sometimes.
When my honey comes back, sometimes
 I'm gonna rap that jack, sometimes.
 
Gemma honey jump, Brad Sometime.
When my honey come back sometime.
 
Get my funny bum back sometime.
When my honey come back sometime
 
Get my honeycomb back.
When my honey come back.
 
Gonna jump in the back
Get a hump in my back.
 
Have a honey clambake, sometime!
 I'm 'onna rap Bagdad, sometime!
When my honey comes back, sometimes
 I'm gonna rap that jack, sometimes.
 
Sha-nah, Harry Strandberg
When my honey come back sometime.
 
When my honey come back, 
sometimes The water rats like that
When my honey come back, 
sometimes I'm gonna rap that jack
 
Are you gonna leave me?
Lordy, don't leave me.
 
Body, don't believe me!
Lordy, don't leave me!
 
Froggy on a lily-leaf
 All by myself.
Lordy, don't a-leave me
 All by myself.
 
Goodbye to seven
 Goodbye to seven
Good time's the devil
 I'm a force of Heaven
 
Higher labamba
Higher now up now.
 
Higher now, um-mah.
Higher now up now.
 
Higher than a.
Aya nawamba.
 
Kick me now, kick me now
 I am a woman
Lift me up, lift me up
 Aiah Nouwamba
 
Lesbian, lesbian
I am Obama!
Lift me up, lift me up
Higher now ama
 
Lesbians, lesbians!
Lift me up, lift me up!
 
Lesbians, lesbians. I am a woman.
Lift me up, lift me up. Higher now up now.
 
Let me up, let me up higher and higher
or
Lemme up, lemme up, ah-la-la-la.
Lift me up, lift me up, higher now ama.
 
Lift me up lift me up high on marjuana.
Lift me up lift me up, Aiah Nouwamba.
 
Lift me up lift me up higher now, Mama.
Lift me up lift me up Aiah Nouwamba.
 
Lift me up, life me up, higher than a woman.
Lift me up, lift me up, higher now ama.
 
Lift me up, lift me up higher now I'm a
Lift me up, lift me up higher now I'm up
 
Lift me up, lift me up
 I am the woman.
Lift me up, lift me up
 Aiah Nouwamba.
 
So strong at ankles
So strong, out and cold
 
Bin Ladin has troubles with God
Oh Lordy, my troubles so hard
 
Bin Ladin traveled so high.
Oh Lordy, my troubles so hard.
 
Don't nobody know I f*** my mom
 Don't nobody know I f*** my mom
 Ooh, Lawde, troubles with Mom.
Don't nobody know my troubles but God
 Don't nobody know my troubles but God
 Ooh, Lordie, trouble so hard.
 
Don't nobody know my troubles with guns.
Don't nobody know my troubles but God.
 
Don't nobody know why, cuddle the guy!
 Don't nobody know why, cuddle the gun!
Don't nobody know my troubles but God!
 Don't nobody know my troubles but God!
 
Hugh Laurie, travel so far
Oh lordy, trouble so hard.
 
Moonlighting-a, travel so high.
Ooh, Lordy, my trouble's so hard.
 
Oh Barbie, Ken is so gay
Oh Lordy, trouble so hard.
 
Oh Larry, troublesome guy.
Oh Lordy, trouble so hard.
 
Oh Lordy, I travel with gun 
Don't nobody know I travel with guns
Oh Lordy, trouble so hard 
Don't nobody know my troubles but God
 
Oh Lordy, my troublesome heart
 or 
Oh Lordy, why travel so far?
Oh Lordy, trouble so hard.
 
Oh Lordy, travel so far.
 or
 Oh Lordy, troubles with God.
Oh lordy, trouble so hard.
 
Oh Lordy, traveled so hard
Oh Lordy, trouble so hard.
 
Oh Lordy, troubles so hard
 Oh Lordy, troubles so hard
 Don't nobody know my troubling guy
 Don't nobody know my troubling guy.
Oh Lordy, trouble so hard
 Oh Lordy, trouble so hard
 Don't nobody know my troubles but God
 Don't nobody know my troubles but God.
 
Oh la di da, travel so high
 Talkin' 'bout a nomad, travel so hard.
Oh Lordy, my troubles so hard
 Don't nobody know my troubles but God.
 
Oh la-di-da, travelled so high
Oh Lordy, my troubles so hard
 
Ohhh lordy, truffles so far
Oh, lordy, troubles so hard
 
Oo Claudia, travel so high 
Don't nobody know my troubles were gone
Oh lordy, my troubles so hard 
Don't nobody know my troubles but God
 
Ooh Lordie, troublesome hound
Ooh, Lordie, trouble so hard.
 
Ooh Lordy, my troubles with God
 Ooh Lordy, my troubles with God
 Don't nobody know my troubles with God?
 Don't nobody know my troubles with God?
 Went down the hill
 Other day
 So darn happy and day all day.
Ooh Lordy, troubles so hard
 Ooh Lordy, troubles so hard
 Don't nobody know my troubles but God?
 Don't nobody know my troubles but God?
 Went down the hill
 Other day
 Soul got happy and stayed all day.
 
Ooh, boy, colorful guy,
Ooh, Lordy, trouble so hard.
 
Ooo I did travel so high ooo 
I did travel so hard 
don't know about it no man traveled 
with god don't know about it 
no man traveled with garden
Oh Lordy, my troubles so hard oh, 
lordy, troubles so hard 
don't nobody know my troubles 
but god don't nobody know my troubles but god
 
Ooo, lavin' trouble so high
Ooo-Iaary, trouble so hard
 
Ooo-Iaary I travel so high ooo
I did travelled so hard
 Don't know about it no man traveled
 With God don't know about it
 No man traveled with garden.
Oh Lordy, my troubles so hard oh
Lordy, troubles so hard
 Don't nobody know my troubles
 But God, don't nobody know my troubles but God.
 
Ooooo Naughty, my bubbles blow hard 
Ooooo Naughty, my bubbles blow hard 
Don't nobody blow my bubbles but God 
Don't nobody blow my bubbles but God
Oh Lordy, trouble so hard 
Oh Lordy, trouble so hard 
Don't nobody know my troubles but God 
Don't nobody know my troubles but God
 
Some died happy, but they don't date.
Soul got happy and stayed all day.
 
Soul died happy.
Soul got happy.
 
Whoa Lordy, ya mama's so hot.
Oh Lordy, trouble so hard.
 
Bad, bad woman!
 or
Blah, blah, woman!
Hey, hey woman.
 
Bears. Bears! Bears!! With no eyes.
Hey, hey, hey woman.
It still sounds that way, to be honest.
 
Egg, egg, egg, ova
Hey, hey woman.
 
Hey, hey, hey, woman. Crawl on me
Hey, hey, hey, woman. It’s alright
 
I never meant July
I never meant to lie
 
I never meant for life
I never meant to lie
 
I never meant to whine
I never meant to lie
 
I never met my wife
I never meant to lie
 
I see myself in a boring home
I see myself in a pouring home
 
Some may come, love, and some may stay
Some may come others, some may stay
 
Come on, crush my hands.
Come uncrush my hands.
 
"We Are All Made Of Stars" (MP3) 
Catfight the future
 Catfight what I see
Can't fight the future
 Can't fight what I see
 
"We Are All Made Of Stars" (MP3) 
We are Omega Stars
 or
 We are all Mega-Stars
We are all made of stars
 
"We Are All Made of Stars" (MP3) 
Antenna boy's going mad
You can't ignore what's goin' round
 
"We Are All Made of Stars" (MP3) 
No one's at Starbucks now
No one can stop us now
 
"We Are All Made of Stars" (MP3) 
People that go to heaven
People that come together
 
"We are All Made of Stars" (MP3) 
No one can stock up now
No one can stop us now
 
"We are All Made of Stars" (MP3) 
No one to stock up now
No one can stop us now
 
"Why Does My Heart Feel Bad?" (MP3) 
Feel smoking dope
These open doors
 
"Why Does My Heart Feel Bad?" (MP3) 
He's smoking dope
These open doors
 
"Why Does My Heart Feel Bad?" (MP3) 
White is my heart
Why does my heart
 
"Why Does My Heart Feel So Bad?" (MP3) 
Beef Stroganoff
These open doors
 
"Why Does My Heart Feel So Bad?" (MP3) 
Big purple dog
These open doors
 
"Why Does My Heart Feel So Bad?" (MP3) 
Big purple dog
These open doors
 
"Why Does My Heart Feel So Bad?" (MP3) 
Dreams coming on.
These open doors
 
"Why Does My Heart Feel So Bad?" (MP3) 
Ears like a donkey
These open doors
 
"Why Does My Heart Feel So Bad?" (MP3) 
Ears of a dog
These open doors
 
"Why Does My Heart Feel So Bad?" (MP3) 
Ease of the known
These open doors
 
"Why Does My Heart Feel So Bad?" (MP3) 
Eeee, honky-tonk
 or
 Eeee, wonky dog
These open doors
 
"Why Does My Heart Feel So Bad?" (MP3) 
Eeeee, oh no
These open doors
 
"Why Does My Heart Feel So Bad?" (MP3) 
Eeeeeee poppadom
These open doors
 
"Why Does My Heart Feel So Bad?" (MP3) 
Eels of the known
These open doors
 
"Why Does My Heart Feel So Bad?" (MP3) 
Eens op een dag
These open doors
(sung with a posh Dutch accent)
 
"Why Does My Heart Feel So Bad?" (MP3) 
Fear doesn't know
These open doors
 
"Why Does My Heart Feel So Bad?" (MP3) 
Fear of the Gnomes
These open doors
 
"Why Does My Heart Feel So Bad?" (MP3) 
Fear of the dogs
These open doors
 
"Why Does My Heart Feel So Bad?" (MP3) 
Fear of the gnome
These open doors
 
"Why Does My Heart Feel So Bad?" (MP3) 
Feeeels like a knob
 Feeeels like a knob, aaagh!!
These open doors
 These open doors, hey!
 
"Why Does My Heart Feel So Bad?" (MP3) 
Feel all alone
These open doors
 
"Why Does My Heart Feel So Bad?" (MP3) 
Feel garden gnome
These open doors
 
"Why Does My Heart Feel So Bad?" (MP3) 
Feel so alone
These open doors
 
"Why Does My Heart Feel So Bad?" (MP3) 
Feels drunk and numb
These open doors
 
"Why Does My Heart Feel So Bad?" (MP3) 
Feels holding on
 or
 Feel so alone
 or
 He's holding on.
These open doors
 
"Why Does My Heart Feel So Bad?" (MP3) 
Feels up and down
These open doors
 
"Why Does My Heart Feel So Bad?" (MP3) 
He doesn't know
These open doors
 
"Why Does My Heart Feel So Bad?" (MP3) 
He'll poke gnome
These open doors
 
"Why Does My Heart Feel So Bad?" (MP3) 
He's a window.
These open doors
 
"Why Does My Heart Feel So Bad?" (MP3) 
He's come and gone
These open doors
 
"Why Does My Heart Feel So Bad?" (MP3) 
He's got a gnome
These open doors
 
"Why Does My Heart Feel So Bad?" (MP3) 
He's got to know.
These open doors.
 
"Why Does My Heart Feel So Bad?" (MP3) 
He's lost his dog.
These open doors.
 
"Why Does My Heart Feel So Bad?" (MP3) 
He's on his own
These open doors
 
"Why Does My Heart Feel So Bad?" (MP3) 
He's on the dole.
 or
 Healed by the nose.
These open doors.
 
"Why Does My Heart Feel So Bad?" (MP3) 
He's up and gone
These open doors
 
"Why Does My Heart Feel So Bad?" (MP3) 
He's walking on tears
These open doors
 
"Why Does My Heart Feel So Bad?" (MP3) 
Head for the North
These open doors
 
"Why Does My Heart Feel So Bad?" (MP3) 
Heee's all alone
 Yeears all alone
These open doors
 
"Why Does My Heart Feel So Bad?" (MP3) 
Heels of a gnome
These open doors
Still not sure if those are the actual lyrics :)
 
"Why Does My Heart Feel So Bad?" (MP3) 
Here possum dog
These open doors
 
"Why Does My Heart Feel So Bad?" (MP3) 
Here's Bob 'n' Don.
These open doors.
 
"Why Does My Heart Feel So Bad?" (MP3) 
Here's Elton John.
These open doors
 
"Why Does My Heart Feel So Bad?" (MP3) 
Here's Spot the dog.
These open doors
 
"Why Does My Heart Feel So Bad?" (MP3) 
Hil van der Duim
These open doors
The Dutch speed skater Hilbert van der Duim
 
"Why Does My Heart Feel So Bad?" (MP3) 
His hope is gone
He'll open doors
 
"Why Does My Heart Feel So Bad?" (MP3) 
If I could know
These open doors
 
"Why Does My Heart Feel So Bad?" (MP3) 
If love is gone
These open doors
 
"Why Does My Heart Feel So Bad?" (MP3) 
In Rotterdam
These open doors
 
"Why Does My Heart Feel So Bad?" (MP3) 
Is loving gone?
These open doors
 
"Why Does My Heart Feel So Bad?" (MP3) 
Keys open doors.
These open doors
 
"Why Does My Heart Feel So Bad?" (MP3) 
Leave mum alone
These open doors
 
"Why Does My Heart Feel So Bad?" (MP3) 
Steal sausage dog
These open doors
 
"Why Does My Heart Feel So Bad?" (MP3) 
These open doors
He'll open doors
 
"Why Does My Heart Feel So Bad?" (MP3) 
Weed, Flob-a-lob
These open doors
 
"Why Does My Heart Feel So Bad?" (MP3) 
Why does my heart feel soupy?
Why does my heart feel so bad?
 
"Why Does My Heart Feel So Bad" (MP3) 
Eeee Papendorf
These open doors
 
"Why Does My Heart Feel So Bad" (MP3) 
Eeeeee black hawk down
He'll open doors
 
"Why Does My Heart Feel So Bad" (MP3) 
Heeee f***ed a dog
These open doors
 
"Why Does My Heart Feel So Bad" (MP3) 
Heels of the Dome
These open doors
 
"Why Does My Heart Feel So Bad" (MP3) 
Here f***ing dog
These open doors
 
"Why Does My Heart Feel So Bad" (MP3) 
Leave Mum alone
These open doors