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And when we hear the voice of Sting
And when we hear the voices sing
At the time, the Police had broken up and Sting had just begun his solo career.
 
And when we hear the voices sing
 We will just love an automobile
 And let this sing.
And when we hear the voices sing
 The book of love will open up
 And let us in.
 
Baby, solar node
Baby, it's all I know.
 
Bake these chicken wings
 No longer fry them up
 Learn to live fat free.
Take these broken wings
 And learn to fly again
 And learn to live so free.
 
Bake these frozen wings
Never fry them up
Learn to live fat free.
When we hear the voice of sin
The book of love will open up
And let us sin.
Take these broken wings
 And learn to fly again
 And learn to live so free.
When we hear the voices sing
The book of love will open up
And let us in.
 
Cuz you're half of the flesh. And blood makes me whole.
That you're half of the flesh and blood that makes me whole.
 
Hair full of flesh
That you're half of the flesh.
 
I need juice, son.
I need you so, oh.
 
I need you sworn
I need you so
 
It's Jake, he's broken wind
 And his flies undone.
Take these broken wings
 And fly away.
 
Jake has broken wind.
Take these broken wings.
 
Jake has broken wind.
Take these broken wings.
 
Take these chicken wings, and learn to fry again
Learn to live, so free.
Take these broken wings, and learn to fly again
 And learn to live so free.
 
Take these duckling wings
Take these broken wings
 
Take these f***ing wings
Take these broken wings
 
Take these pumpkin wings.
Take these broken wings.
 
Take those broken weeds
And learn to try again
Take these broken wings
And learn to fly again
 
That you haven't the flesh and blood that makes you whole
That you're half of the flesh and blood that makes me whole.
 
That you haven't the flesh
 And blood that makes me old
That you're half of the flesh
 And blood that makes me whole
 
That you're half of the fresh and plums that make me whore
That you're half of the flesh and blood that makes me whole
 
That you're happened to flesh.
That you're half of the flesh.
 
The book of Buffalo Bill and let us in.
The book of love will open up and let us in.
 
The book of Buffalo Bill will let us in.
The book of love will open up and let us in.
 
The book of love will open up and let us sing
The book of love will open up and let us in
 
The look of mum's automobile.
The book of love will open up.
 
We can take it so long and make it last.
We can take what was wrong and make it right.
 
When we hear the voice of sin
 The book of love will open up
 And let us sin.
When we hear the voices sing
 The book of love will open up
 And let us in.
 
When we hear the voices sing, 
You know that Buffalo Bill 
Will let us sing
When we hear the voices sing, 
The book of love will open 
And let us in
 
Why can't we just hop along
 Into each other's pants?
Why can't we just hold on
 To each other's hands?
 
Why we can't hop along into each others pants
Why we can't just hold on to each others hands
 
Why we can't just belong to each other's hands?
Why we can't just hold on to each other's hands?
 
Why we can't just belong to each other's pan
Why we can't just hold on to each other's hands
 
Why we can't just oblong to each other's hands
Why we can't just hold on to each other's hands
 
Why we couldn't just have flown
 To each other's lands?
Why we can't just hold on
 To each other's hands?
 
You got to love to fly
You got to learn to fly
 
You got to multiply
You got to learn to fly
 
You got to rectify
You got to learn to fly
 
You're the hamburger flesh
 And blood that makes me whole.
You're the half of the flesh
 And blood that makes me whole.
 
You've got to learn to fly
 Burning in for love so free.
You've got to learn to fly
 Learn to live your love so free.
 
Is it love or laughter?
Is it love we're after?
 
Yes sir I'm steady, without your fearin'.
You say I scare you, well that's your fear.
 
Yes sir, I'm staying
 When that's your hearing.
You say I scare you
 Well that's your fear.
 
I hold you nearly
I hold you near me
 
I say I know you
I say I love you
 
You say I stare at you
You say I scare you
 
"Kyrie Elieson."
Here in LA
Kyrie Elieson
 
Bittery who lays upon the road that I must travel.
Kyrie eleison, down the road that I must travel.
 
Call me an angel down this road that I must travel.
Kyrie elaison down this road that I must travel.
 
Calling the nation
Kyrie Eleison
 
Can you even listen down the road that I must travel
Kyrie eleison, down the road that I must travel.
 
Carrie Ann lays along the road that I must travel.
Kyrie Eleison down the road that I must travel.
 
"Kyrie"
Carrie Ann lives down the road
Kyrie Eliason
 
Carrie as I lay down the road that I must travel.
Kyrie eleison, down the road that I must travel.
 
Carrie as I lay dying on the highway.
Kyrie eleison, on the highway in the night.
 
Carrie in lace on down the road that I must travel.
Kyrie eleison, down the road that I must travel.
 
Carry Alace on down the road that I must travel.
Kyrie elaison down the road that I must travel.
 
Carry a laser down the road that I must travel.
Kyrie eleison, down the road that I must travel.
 
Carry a laser down the road that I must travel
Carry a laser through the darkness of the night
Carry a laser where I go, and will you follow?
Carry a laser down the highway in the night
Kyrie eleison, down the road that I must travel
Kyrie eleison, through the darkness of the night
Kyrie eleison, where I'm going, will you follow?
Kyrie eleison, on a highway in the night
 
Carry a laser down the road that I must travel
Kyrie eleison, down the road that I must travel
 
Carry a laser on the road that I must follow.
Kyrie Eleison down the road that I must travel.
 
Carry a laser through the Starship Enterprise
Kyrie elesion through the darkness of the night
 
Carry a laser..
Kyrie eleison
Greek for "Lord Have Mercy",
 "Kyrie" is the first word of the Greek phrase, "Kyrie eleison," which means, "Lord, have mercy." The Kyrie is a chant from the ordinary of the Latin mass, reading as follows:
- Kyrie eleison = Lord, have mercy
- Christe eleison = Christ, have mercy
- Kyrie eleison = Lord, have mercy
 
Carry a lazer beam.
Kyrie elaison.
 
Carry a lesbian down the road that I must travel.
Kyrie Elaison down this road that I must travel.
 
Carry a lizard
Kyrie eleison
 
Carry a nasal down the road that I must travel
Kyrie Eleison down the road that I must travel
 
Carry a raisin 
down the road that I must traveres
Kyrie Eleison 
down the road that I must travel
 
Carry an angel down this road that I must travel
Kyrie Eleison down the road that I must travel
 
Carrying LA on down the road the road that I must travel.
Kyrie eleison, down the road that I must travel
 
Carrying a laser down the road that I must travel.
Kyrie eleison, down the road that I must travel.
 
Carrying a laser down the road that I must travel
 Carrying a laser through the darkness of the night
 Carrying a laser where I'm going will you follow
 Carrying a laser on a highway in the night
Kyrie eleison down the road that I must travel
 Kyrie eleison through the darkness of the night
 Kyrie eleison where I'm going will you follow
 Kyrie eleison on a highway in the night
 
Carrying a laser down the road that I must travel
Carrying a laser through the darkness of the night
Kyrie Eleison down the road that I must travel
Kyrie Eleison through the darkness of the night
 
Kyrie lays down on the road that I must travel
or
Carrying a laser on the road that I must travel
or
Carrying a laser on the road that I must travel
Kyrie Eleison down the road that I must travel
 
Carrying a laser
Kyrie eleison
 
Carrying a raisin down the road that I must travel.
Kyrie Elesion down the road that I must travel.
 
Carrying a razor down the road
Kyrie Eleison down the road
 
Carrying in the days, and on the road that I must travel.
Kyrie Eleison, down the road that I must travel.
 
Corrina Hayes is on the road that I must travel.
Kyrie Elaison, down the road that I must travel.
 
Create a laser down the road that I must travel
Kyrie Elaison down the road that I must travel.
 
Curio lace along the road I must unravel
Kyrie eleison, down the road that I must travel
 
Curio lace upon the road that I must travel.
Kyrie eleison, down the road that I must travel
 
Curious lays down the road that I must travel.
Kyrie elaison down this road that I must travel.
 
Curious lesbian down the road that I must travel.
Kyrie Elaison down the road that I must travel.
 
Do you realize
Kyrie eleison
 
Gimme 88 days down the road that I must travel.
Kyrie Elesion down the road that I must travel.
 
Gimme a laser gun on the road I must travel.
Kyrie eleison, down the road that I must travel.
 
Gimme a laser gun.
Kyrie Eleison
 
Gimme a raisin
Kyrie Eleison
 
Gimme donations down the road that I must travel
Kyrie Eleison down the road that I must travel
 
Gimme gimme a laser down the road that I must travel
Kyrie Elesion down the road that I must travel.
 
Give me a 'lasul' down the road that I must travel 
 Give me a 'lasul' down the highway in the night 
 Give me a 'lasul' where I'm going with you - I'll follow 
 Give me a 'lasul' on the highway in the night
Kyrie eleison, down the road that I must travel
 Kyrie eleison, through the darkness of the night
 Kyrie eleison, where I'm going will you follow
 Kyrie eleison, on a highway in the light.
 
Give me a laser down the road that I must travel.
Kyrie eleison down the road that I must travel.
 
Give me a name for the road that I must travel.
Kyrie elaison down the road that I must travel.
 
Give me a name on down the road that I must travel
Kyrie eleison down the road that I must travel
 
Give me a razor down the road that I must travel.
Kyrie eleison, down the road that I must travel.
 
Give me eight days down the road that I must travel.
Kyrie eleison down the road that I must travel.
 
Give me eight days on down the road that I must travel
 Give me eight days through the darkness of the night.
Kyrie eleison down the road that I must travel
 Kyrie eleison through the darkness of the night.
 
Give me eight lanes down the road I must travel
Kyrie Eleison down the road that I must travel
 
Hearing it in the days, and on the road that I must travel.
Kyrie Eleison, down the road that I must travel.
 
Humiliation down the road that I must travel
Humiliation through the darkness of the night
Humiliation where I'm going, will you follow?
Humiliation on a highway in the night
Kyrie Eleison down the road that I must travel
Kyrie Eleison through the darkness of the night
Kyrie Eleison where I'm going, will you follow?
Kyrie Eleison on a highway in the night
 
Is where I find myself right here
Is where I find myself again
 
Julio Iglesias down the road that I must travel
Kyrie eleison down the road that I must travel
 
Keeree really relieves on down the road that I must travel
 Keeree really relieves on through the darkness of the night.
Kyrie Elaison down the road that I must travel
 Kyrie Elaison through the darkness of the night.
 
Keerie Eerie lays upon the road that I must travel
Kyrie eleison, down the road that I must travel.
 
Kerry and her Laser on the road that I must travel
Kyrie eleison, down the road that I must travel.
The Ford Laser was a variant of the Mazda 323, sold in Australia during the 1980s / 1990s.
 
Kill me a lizard on the road that I must follow.
Kyrie elaison down the road that I must travel.
 
Kimmy, gimme, gimme down the road that I must travel.
Kyrie Eleison, down the road that I must travel.
 
Kiri alays from down the road that I must travel.
Kyrie Eleison down the road that I must travel.
 
Kiri-iri-iri-i so down the road that I must travel.
Kyrie eleison down the road that I must travel.
 
Korea lays on down the road that must travel.
Kyrie eleison, down the road that I must travel.
 
Korean Lace along the the road that I must travel
Kyrie eleison down the road that I must travel
 
Korean lasers down the road that I must travel.
Kyrie elaison down the road that I must travel.
 
Kyria lays upon the road that I must travel
Kyrie eleison, down the road that I must travel.
 
Kyrie 'Lyse Keaton on the road that I must travel.
Kyrie eleison, down the road that I must travel.
 
Kyrie Eleison down the rotor I'm a scrabble.
 or
 Kyrie Eleison down the rotor, I'm on Scrabble.
Kyrie Eleison down the road that I must travel.
 
Kyrie Eleison where I'm going with your father
Kyrie Eleison where I'm going, will you follow
 
Kyrie Elyson down the throat of Christian babble.
Kyrie Elyson down the road that I must travel.
 
Kyrie I see you down the road that I must travel
Kyrie Eleison, down the road that I must travel
 
Kyrie liaison
Kyrie eleison
 
Kyrie, He lay some down the road that I must travel
Kyrie eleison, down the road that I must travel
 
Kyrie, I laze on
 Down the road that I must travel.
Kyrie eleison
 Down the road that I must travel.
 
Kyrie, L.A.'s on down the road that I must travel.
Kyrie eleison, down the road that I must travel.
 
Kyrie, the leis are down the road that I must travel.
Kyrie eleison down the road that I must travel.
 
Kyrie-ee-ee-ee-ee lives along....
Kyrie-ee-ee-ee-ee lives along... Kyrie....
Kyrie lives along the road that I must travel
Kyrie lives along the darkness of the night
Kyrie lives along the golden water tower
Kyrie lives upon a highway in the light
Kyrie Eleison.
Kyrie Eleison, Kyrie
Kyrie Eleison, down the road that I must travel
Kyrie Eleison, through the darkness of the night
Kyrie Eleison, where I'm going will you follow
Kyrie Eleison, on a highway in the light.
 
Kyriea lays
Kyrie Eleison
 
Little kitties in lace along the road that I must travel.
Kyrie Elaison down the road that I must travel.
 
My body burns hydrogen-like flame.
My body burns with gemlike flame.
 
My body burns oxygen like flame.
My body burns a gem like flame.
 
My heart as always wants my memories
My body burns a gin-like flame
Somewhere between the soul and salt machine
Is where I find myself again
My heart is old, it holds my memories
My body burns a gemlike flame
Somewhere between the soul and soft machine
Is where I find myself again
 
My heart is all that haunts my memory
 My body burns a gin like flame.
My heart is old, it holds my memories
 My body burns a gemlike flame.
 
On a rope without my straddle.
Down the road that I must travel.
 
Police with phasors down the road that I must travel.
Kyrie eleison, down the road that I must travel.
 
Q.E.L.A.'s along the road that I must travel.
Kyrie Elaison down the road that I must travel.
 
Somewhere between the silence of the stream
Somewhere between the soul and soft machine
 
Somewhere between the soft n serve machine
 is where I find myself again.
Somewhere between the soul and soft machine
 is where I find myself again.
 
Somewhere between the softness of machines
 Is where I find myself again.
Somewhere between the soul and soft machine
 Is where I find myself again.
 
Somewhere between the soul and slot machine
Somewhere between the soul and soft machine
 
Somewhere between the soul and softner sheets
Somewhere between the soul and soft machine
 
Somewhere between the soul and sub machine 
or
Somewhere between the soul and some machine
Somewhere between the soul and soft machine
 
Somewhere between the stolen slot machine
 Is where I find myself again.
Somewhere between the soul and soft machine
 Is where I find myself again.
 
Syrinx or Lesion in the cord, you must not fat-sat.
or
 Syrinx or Lesion, normal T1 MRI
Kyrie eleison, down the road that I must travel.
 
Take me to Malaysia
Kyrie Eleison
 
Tearing your legs off
Kyrie Eleison
 
The party's over just my memories
 The body burns into my flame.
My heart is old, it holds my memories
 My body burns a gemlike flame.
 
The party's over, just my memories
 My body burns into like flame.
My heart is old, it holds my memories
 My body burns a gemlike flame.
 
You really lead me down the road that I must travel.
Kyrie eleison, down the road that I must travel.
 
Everyone's taking all they can spiel
Everyone's taking all they can steal