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"Animals"
And morals
Bend more rules
 
"Animals"
End morals
Bend more rules
 
"Assassin"
Assassin is bold.
Assassin is born.
 
"Assassin"
What is up with you?
War is overdue.
 
Everything about you is innate happiness
Everything about you resonates happiness.
 
Everything about you resonates a penis
Everything about you resonates happiness.
 
Give me all that bliss, enjoy in your mind.
Give me all the peace and joy in your mind.
 
Give me all the bliss and joy in your mind.
Give me all the peace and joy in your mind.
 
Give me all the peas and joy in your mind
Give me all the peace and joy in your mind.
 
Give me that kiss and throw it in your mind.
Give me that peace and joy in your mind.
 
I want a p**s.
I want the peace.
 
You're so Kanyed in everything.
Your soul can't hate everything.
 
Your soul contains everything.
Your soul can't hate anything.
 
"Break It To Me"
No need to shoot the crow
No need to sugar-coat
 
"Butterflies & Hurricanes" (MP3) 
And use this chance to be hurt.
And use this chance to be heard.
 
"Butterflies & Hurricanes" (MP3) 
Revenge will show you can
Revenge will surely come.
 
"Butterflies & Hurricanes" (MP3) 
The French will surely come.
Revenge will surely come.
 
"City Of Delusion"
All your faries turn to dust.
All your theories turn to dust.
 
"City Of Delusion"
All your faries turn to dust.
All your theories turn to dust.
 
"Crying Shame"
And we were kissing ass
And we were kissing gods
 
Dark shines bringing me down
 Making my a*** feel sore.
Dark shines bringing me down
 Making my heart feel sore.
 
Dog s***e bringing me down.
Dark shines bringing me down.
 
Darkshines
 Bringing me down
 Making my a*** feel sore
 'Cos it's gay.
Darkshines
 Bringing me down
 Making my eyes feel sore
 'Cos it's good.
 
"Dead Star"
Burn yourself
Fighting yourself
 
"Dead Star"
Fart in your face!
Fighting yourself
 
"Dead Star"
God is coming your way
God is coming your way
One is coming your way
Yeah, it's coming your way
 
"Do We Need This?"
Too many people eff you in the c***
Too many people left you in the cold
 
"Exo-politics"
When the sickness fills the skies
When the Zetas fill the skies
 
"Exogenesis: Symphony, Pt. 2 (Cross-Pollination)"
Spread our coats to the stars
Spread our codes to the stars
 
I will not f*** at you.
I will not forget you.
 
Bosom in the tree
Blossom in the tree
 
Possum in a ditch
Blossom in the trees
 
Possum in the tree, you know how I feel.
Blossom in the tree, you know how I feel.
 
Set up a pun
Scent of the pine
 
You know how I feel yeah, I'm feeling mesmerized 
And you know how I feel
You know how I feel yeah, freedom is mine 
And you know how I feel
 
"Fury"
To punish our eternal wrongs
To punish us and make a fuss
 
"Hoodoo"
And I've had a curry nightmare.
And I've had recurring nightmares.
 
"Hoodoo"
Come into my life
 Crash into a tree.
Come into my life
 Regress into a dream.
 
"Hoodoo"
Don Jeve
Come to be
 
"Hoodoo"
When I bought some créme brûlée
And our bodies crumble away
 
And farting into strife
And forcing me to strive
 
Feeling like full control
Feeling my faith erode
 
It's bug in me, creamin' me.
It's bugging me, grating me.
 
It's bugging me, corroding me.
It's bugging me, grating me.
 
"Knights Of Cydonia"
I'll show you a guard
 Who falls asleep on the job
I'll show you a god
 Who falls asleep on the job.
 
"Knights Of Cydonia"
I'll show you how God
 Falls asleep on the job.
I'll show you a god
 Who falls asleep on the job.
 
"Knights Of Cydonia"
I'll show you how the guard
 Falls asleep on the job.
I'll show you a god
 Who falls asleep on the job.
 
"Knights Of Cydonia"
Through the vase of history
Through the veins of history
 
"Knights of Cydonia"
No one's gonna take me alive
 Sniper's come to make things right.
No one's gonna take me alive
 The time has come to make things right.
 
"Madness"
I have finally seen the sight
 or
 I have finally seen the sound
I have finally seen the light
 
"Map of the Problematique"
All the years be over 
When will all the years be over?
Loneliness be over 
when will loneliness be over?
 
"Map of the Problematique"
Lonely lesbian whales.
Loneliness be over.
 
"Map of the Problematique"
Oh, the lesbians
Loneliness be over.
 
"Map of the Problematique"
Only years we are alive.
Loneliness be over.
 
The Pygmy's cheese, she can't have babies.
The good news is, she can't have babies.
 
Butterflies scream in pain.
Megaphone screaming my name.
 
Prophecies to ourselves
Puppet strings to our souls
 
Puppet strings two a***holes, ooooooh!
Puppet strings to our souls, ooooooh!
 
Sounds like frogspawn, a plate
Sounds like forks on a plate
 
Can you see what I am bleeding?
Can you see that I am needing?
 
Can you see what I have needed?
Can you see that I am needing?
 
Can't you see that I am bleeding?
Don't you see what I am needing?
 
Can't you see that I am needed?
Can you see that I am needing
 
Can't you see that I didn't mean it?
Can you see that I am needing?
 
It's this gameshow world
It's escaped your world
 
Feel my a**.
Seen too much.
 
Just wanna spoil it.
Destroy the spineless.
 
Link it to the world 
Link it to yourself 
Stretch it like a butt squeeze.
Link it to the world 
Link it to yourself 
Stretch it like a birth squeeze.
 
Link it to the world Link it to yourself 
Stretch it like a buff squid
Link it to the world Link it to yourself 
Stretch it like a birth squeeze.
 
Link it to the world
 Link it to yourself
 Stretch it like above squeeze.
Link it to the world
 Link it to yourself
 Stretch it like a birth squeeze.
 
Liquid to the wound
Liquid to yourself
Link it to the world
 Link it to yourself.
 
Look into the world
 Look into yourself
Link it to the world
 Link it to yourself.
 
Naked to the world, naked to yourself.
Link it to the world, link it to yourself.
 
So bless us everyone.
Soulless is everywhere.
 
So blesses everyone.
Soulless is everywhere.
 
Solas is everyone
Soulless is everywhere.
Solas is a character from the video game Dragon Age: Inquisition
 
Stretch it like a buff squid.
Stretch it like a birth squeeze.
 
Stretch it like a butt-squeeze.
Stretch it like a birth-squeeze.
"Stretch it like a birth-squeeze" is pretty weird anyway.
 
Stretching like it`s a butt squeeze.
Stretching like it`s a birth squeeze.
 
Stretching like it`s a buzz-quiz.
Stretching like it`s a birth squeeze.
 
Sunglasses everyone.
Soulless is everywhere.
 
You just try to spoil us.
Destroy the spineless.
 
You're a supple bull
You're unstoppable.
 
You're swelling up
 You're a soccer ball
You're swelling up
 You're unstoppable.
 
You're swelling up
 You're a surf ball.
You're swelling up
 You're unstoppable.
 
"Panic Station"
And I know that you will fight for federation
And I know that you will fight for the duration
 
"Pink Ego Box"
Can't afford another day
 At 50 pints per second.
Can't afford another day
 At 50 bytes per second.
 
And I'm broken virginally outies.
In unbroken virgin realities
 
And close up everything to forgive you
And cleansing everything to forget your love
 
And closing everything to forget you
And cleansing everything to forget your love
 
God is in me 
Crucify my enemies
My plug in baby 
Crucifies my enemies
Actually, "God is in me" was from the old version of this song and should hence not be considered misheard.
 
I've exposed your lice, baby.
I've exposed your lies, baby.
 
My bloody baby
My plug-in baby
 
My plug in baby is a broken virgin on the airwaves.
My plug in baby in unbroken virgin realities
 
My pregnant baby
My plug in baby
 
To forget Meowth
To forget your love
 
You're my planet baby
You're my plug-in baby
 
"Psycho"
And I won't be espresso
And I won't be responsible
 
"Reapers"
You've got the toes
Killed by the drones
 
"Resistance"
You'll wake Thethopolis
You'll wake the thought police
 
"Revolt"
You can crawl
(You can crawl!)
You can crawl
(You can crawl!)
You can grow
(You can grow!)
You can grow
(You can grow!)
 
"Sing for Absolution" (MP3) 
I kiss the carp in you
A kiss that can't renew
 
Another boar, Jamie son, I love you.
Arbourler/Jameson, I love you.
 
I'm so sorry
It burns inside of me
 
You're so sober
You're so solid.
 
You're so stolen.
You're so solid.
 
You're so swollen
You're so solid
 
Space dementia in your a***.
Space dementia in your eyes.
 
Space dementia in your eyes
 And Venus will arise.
Space dementia in your eyes
 And peace will arise.
 
Space dementia in your eyes
 And peace will arise.
Space dementia in your eyes
 And Venus will arise.
 
"Starlight"
All the souls tht would digest to feel alive.
All the souls that would die just to feel alive.
 
"Stockholm Syndrome" (MP3) 
This is your last time out, abandon you.
This is the last time I'll abandon you.
 
Another car patrol
 Her guilty conscience grows.
Another corporate show
 Her guilty conscience grows.
 
Another coffin show
 Her guilty conscience grows.
Another corporate show
 Her guilty conscience grows.
 
Another corporate Joe, 
her guilty conscience grows
Another corporate show, 
her guilty conscience grows
 
Another cup of joe, her guilty conscience grows.
Another corporate show
Her guilty conscience grows.
 
Just like a virgin blows
 A guilty conscience grows.
Another corporate show
 Her guilty conscience grows.
The 'misheard lyric' is actually sometimes sung in live performances of 'Sunburn'!
 
She burns like the sun
 Like an earthquake.
She burns like the sun
 I can't look away.
 
"Supermassive Black Hole"
Big shoes melting in the dead of night
Glaciers melting in the dead of night
 
"Supermassive Black Hole"
Donkeys marching in the dead of night
Glaciers melting in the dead of night
 
"Supermassive Black Hole"
Gay shoes melting in the dead of night
Glaciers melting in the dead of night
 
"Supermassive Black Hole"
Glaciers melting in the desert night
Glaciers melting in the dead of night
 
"Supermassive Black Hole"
Gracious melting in the dead of night
Glaciers melting in the dead of night
 
"Supermassive Black Hole"
Gray shoes melting in a bed of mud
Glaciers melting in the dead of night
 
"Supermassive Black Hole"
Gray shoes melting in the dead of night.
Glaciers melting in the dead of night.
 
"Supermassive Black Hole"
Oh, Baby, can you hear me mole?
Oh, Baby, can you hear me moan?
 
"Supermassive Black Hole"
Oooh, you sell me cellulite.
Oooh, you set my soul alight.
 
"Supermassive Black Hole"
Oooh, you send my soul a lie.
Oooh, you set my soul alight.
 
"Supermassive Black Hole"
Oooh, you're super solar light.
Oooh, you set my soul alight.
 
"Supermassive Black Hole"
Oooh, you're supersonic
Oooh, you set my soul alight.
 
"Supermassive Black Hole"
Spaceships melting in the dead of night
Glaciers melting in the dead of night
 
"Supermassive Black Hole"
Super Magic Butthole
Supermassive Black Hole
 
"Supermassive Black Hole"
Super magic black whore
Supermassive black hole
 
"Supermassive Black Hole"
Supermagic bag of bones
Supermassive black hole
 
"Supermassive Black Hole"
Supermassive McAvoy
Supermassive black hole
 
"Supermassive Black Hole"
Supermassive Whack-a-Mole
Supermassive black hole
 
"Supermassive Black Hole"
Supermassive black God!
Supermassive black hole!
 
"Supermassive Black Hole"
Supermassive black whore
Supermassive black hole
 
"Supermassive Black Hole"
Supermassive butt hole
Supermassive black hole
 
"Supermassive Black Hole"
Supermassive whack a mole
Supermassive black hole
 
"Survival"
You were born and didn't listen
You were warned and didn't listen
 
"Take A Bow"
Eggs
 Feed them eggs.
Hex
 Feed the hex
 
"Take A Bow"
Hate
 Feed the hate.
Hex
 Feed the hex.
 
"Take a Bow"
Pain, you must pay
You must pay for your crimes against the earth
Yeah eggs, feed the hags
Feed the hags on the country you love
And bake, you will beg
You will beg for their lives and their souls
Yeah bun, you will burn
Pay, you must pay
You must pay for your crimes against the earth
Yeah hex, feed the hex
Feed the hex on the country you love
And beg, you will beg
You will beg for their lives and their souls
And burn, you will burn
 
"The Handler"
I am no longer afraid to wear cologne.
I am no longer afraid to walk alone.
 
"The Handler"
I'm escaping from your crap
I'm escaping from your grip
 
"The Uprising"
Faith will drive me Solis.
Faith will make a big difference.
They will not control us.
We will be Victorious
 
"Thought Contagion" (MP3) 
F*** Satan
Thought contagion.
 
"Thought Contagion" (MP3) 
F***ing senators.
Thought contagion.
 
"Time Is Running Out" (MP3) 
I think I'm drowning a sexy lady.
I think I'm drowning, asphyxiated.
 
"Time Is Running Out" (MP3) 
I think I'm drowning, a sexy lady.
I think I'm drowning, asphyxiated.
 
"Time Is Running Out" (MP3) 
I think I'm drowning
 A sexy lady.
I think I'm drowning
 Asphyxiated.
 
"Time Is Running Out" (MP3) 
I think I'm drowning
 A sexy lady.
I think I'm drowning
 Asphyxiated.
 
"Time Is Running Out" (MP3) 
I want to give you up
 But I'm a d***head.
I tried to give you up
 But I'm addicted.
 
"Time Is Running Out" (MP3) 
Now that you know I'm trapped since ovulation
Now that you know I'm trapped sense of elation
 
"Time Is Running Out" (MP3) 
Now that you know I'm trapped since ovulation
Now that you know I'm trapped, sense of elation
Matt Bellamy (lyricist): This song is almost a sort of generality that you may use for whatever, a relationship for example. I’ve tried to write general songs that can be used in several situations. This song handles about the feeling of being monopolised by someone. TIRO makes a reference to the fact that we tried to break this enclosure, something like that. I wanted to communicate a feeling of protest, to go against the grain in some way. You can be consumed by your job, a relationship or the government, or be suffocated by the media. It can apply to different things.''
 
"Time Is Running Out" (MP3) 
Now that you know I'm trapped
 Since ovulation.
Now that you know I'm trapped
 Sense of elation.
 
"Time Is Running Out" (MP3) 
Oooh, you'll poo the death of me.
Oooh, you'll be the death of me.
 
"Time Is Running Out" (MP3) 
Since ovulation
Sense of elation
 
"Time Is Running Out" (MP3) 
You can't push s*** underground.
You can't push it under ground.
 
"Time Is Running Out" (MP3) 
You will pull the death out of me.
You will be the death of me.
 
"Undisclosed Desires"
I want to reconcile the violence in Joe Hart
I want to reconcile the violence in your heart
 
I'll be there as soon as I can 
 But I'm using and invoking
 Pieces of the life I had before.
I'll be there as soon as I can 
 But I'm busy mending broken 
 Pieces of the life I had before.
 
I'll be there as soon as I can 
 but I'm burning and I'm broken 
 peace was in the life I had before
I'll be there as soon as I can 
 but I'm busy mending broken 
 pieces of the life I had before
 
I'll be there as soon as I can
 But I'm busy Willy Wonka
 Pieces of the life I can't ignore.
I'll be there as soon as I can
 But I'm busy mending broken
 Pieces of the life I had before.
 
"Uprising"
Connector revolution
Come let the revolution [take its toll]
 
"Uprising"
They will not full size
They will not force us
 
"Uprising"
What you faggots said
Watch our flag ascend