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There are 114 misheard song lyrics for New Order on amIright currently.
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"1963"
Misheard Lyrics:
I will always fail for you
Original Lyrics:
I will always feel for you
"5 8 6"
Misheard Lyrics:
Icy danger, danger, danger
Original Lyrics:
I see danger, danger, danger.
"60 Miles an Hour" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll stand by your side like a falling stool
Original Lyrics:
I'll stand by your side like I always do
"60 Miles an Hour" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can take me to Ireland
Original Lyrics:
You can take me to an island
"Bizarre Love Triangle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every time I can't help you,
I feel shocked like you with a phone call, too.
I feel shocked like you with a phone call, too.
Original Lyrics:
Every time I think of you,
I feel shot right through with a bolt of blue
I feel shot right through with a bolt of blue
"Bizarre Love Triangle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every time I see Eufaula
Original Lyrics:
Every time I see you fallin'
"Bizarre Love Triangle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every time I see you fallin'
I get down on my knees and braids.
I get down on my knees and braids.
Original Lyrics:
Every time I see you falling
I get down on my knees and pray.
I get down on my knees and pray.
"Bizarre Love Triangle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every time I see you falling
I get down at my niece and play.
I get down at my niece and play.
Original Lyrics:
Every time I see you falling
I get down on my knees and pray.
I get down on my knees and pray.
"Bizarre Love Triangle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every time I see you through
I see a shock like blue with a fauxhawk too.
I see a shock like blue with a fauxhawk too.
Original Lyrics:
Every time I think of you
I feel shot right through with a bolt of blue.
I feel shot right through with a bolt of blue.
"Bizarre Love Triangle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every time I see you, Polly
Original Lyrics:
Every time I see you falling
"Bizarre Love Triangle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every time I think of you
I feel shot right through with a butt harpoon.
I feel shot right through with a butt harpoon.
Original Lyrics:
Every time I think of you
I feel shot right through with a bolt of blue.
I feel shot right through with a bolt of blue.
"Bizarre Love Triangle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every time I think of you
I feel shot right through my Fallopian tubes.
I feel shot right through my Fallopian tubes.
Original Lyrics:
Every time I think of you
I feel shot right through with a bolt of blue.
I feel shot right through with a bolt of blue.
"Bizarre Love Triangle"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't even care what you see
Original Lyrics:
I don't think you're what you seem
"Bizarre Love Triangle"
Misheard Lyrics:
I feel a shock right through in my Mohawk blue.
Original Lyrics:
I feel shot right through with a bolt of blue.
"Bizarre Love Triangle"
Misheard Lyrics:
I feel a shot right through with a boat of poo.
Original Lyrics:
I feel shot right through with a bolt of blue.
"Bizarre Love Triangle"
Misheard Lyrics:
I feel shocked right through with a bowl of poo
Original Lyrics:
I feel shocked right through with a bolt of blue
"Bizarre Love Triangle"
Misheard Lyrics:
I feel shot right through with a bow harpoon
or
I feel shot right through with a bowl of glue
or
I feel shot right through with a bow of gloom
or
I feel shot right through with a bowl of glue
or
I feel shot right through with a bow of gloom
Original Lyrics:
I feel shot right through with a bolt of blue
"Bizarre Love Triangle"
Misheard Lyrics:
I feel shot right through with a bow of poo.
Original Lyrics:
I feel shot right through with a bolt of blue.
"Bizarre Love Triangle"
Misheard Lyrics:
I feel shot straight through with the thought of you
Original Lyrics:
I feel shot right through with a bolt of blue
"Bizarre Love Triangle"
Misheard Lyrics:
The wisdom of a schoolboy set you free.
Original Lyrics:
The wisdom of a fool won't set you free.
"Bizarre Love Triangle"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's no cents in pennies
Original Lyrics:
There's no sense in telling me
"Blue Monday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I thought I heard you worse
Original Lyrics:
And I thought I heard your words
"Blue Monday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But I'm quite sure that you'll tell me
So that I don't feel too gay.
So that I don't feel too gay.
Original Lyrics:
But I'm quite sure that you'll tell me
Just how I should feel today.
Just how I should feel today.
"Blue Monday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I see a ship in the harbor
A cold and shallow bay.
A cold and shallow bay.
Original Lyrics:
I see a ship in the harbor
I can and shall obey.
I can and shall obey.
"Blue Monday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I see a ship in the harbor
Anchored at shallow bay
Anchored at shallow bay
Original Lyrics:
I see a ship in the harbor
I can and shall obey
I can and shall obey
"Blue Monday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I see a ship in the harbor
I look on shallow bay
I look on shallow bay
Original Lyrics:
I see a ship in the harbor
I can and shall obey
I can and shall obey
"Blue Monday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I see a ship in the harbour:
Icon in shallow bay
Icon in shallow bay
Original Lyrics:
I see a ship in the harbour
I can and shall obey
I can and shall obey
"Blue Monday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I see that s**t and I shudder
I'm shallow and thats OK
If I was another misfortune
I'd be in heaven with a person today
I'm shallow and thats OK
If I was another misfortune
I'd be in heaven with a person today
Original Lyrics:
I see a ship in the harbour
I can and shall obey
If it wasn't for your misfortune
I'd be a heavenly person today
I can and shall obey
If it wasn't for your misfortune
I'd be a heavenly person today
"Blue Monday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I see that sh*t and I shudder
I can at shallow bay
My life is just misfortune
I'd be having it pleasant today.
I can at shallow bay
My life is just misfortune
I'd be having it pleasant today.
Original Lyrics:
I see a ship in the harbour
I can and shall obey
But if it wasn't for your misfortune,
I'd be a heavenly person today.
I can and shall obey
But if it wasn't for your misfortune,
I'd be a heavenly person today.
"Blue Monday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd be having a pleasant day.
or
I'd be in Heaven, present day.
or
I'd be in Heaven, present day.
Original Lyrics:
I'd be a Heavenly person today.
"Blue Monday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Those who came before me
Live through avocations
Live through avocations
Original Lyrics:
Those who came before me
Lived through their vocations
Lived through their vocations
"Ceremony"
Misheard Lyrics:
Howard Hughes
Oh lime with trees.
Oh lime with trees.
Original Lyrics:
Avenues
All lined with trees.
All lined with trees.
"Ceremony"
Misheard Lyrics:
No Murphy bed
Original Lyrics:
No mercy shown
"Close Range" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When you were killed
(It's gonna change)
(It's gonna change)
Original Lyrics:
When you were a kid
(It's gonna change)
(It's gonna change)
"Crystal" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We like crystal
We break easy
We break easy
Original Lyrics:
We're like crystal
We break easy
We break easy
"Crystal" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't buy Edward money
Original Lyrics:
You can't buy it with money
"Everybody, Everywhere"
Misheard Lyrics:
We beg, steal and boggle
'Cause we know love's a hoggle.
'Cause we know love's a hoggle.
Original Lyrics:
We beg and we steal
'Cause we know love is real.
'Cause we know love is real.
"Fine Time" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby Sophisticated lady
You know a better love I couldn't chose
But you had style
You had class but most of all
You have no idea
You know a better love I couldn't chose
But you had style
You had class but most of all
You have no idea
Original Lyrics:
Hey Sophisticated lady
You know I've met a lot of cool chicks
But you've got style
You've got class
But most of all
You've got love technique
You know I've met a lot of cool chicks
But you've got style
You've got class
But most of all
You've got love technique
"Fine Time" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've met a lot of cool t**s.
Original Lyrics:
I met a lot of cool chicks.
"Fine Time" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You've got lotta technique
Original Lyrics:
You've got love technique
"Here to Stay"
Misheard Lyrics:
This bullied boy
Original Lyrics:
This blue eyed boy
"Here to Stay"
Misheard Lyrics:
This sleeperhead
Original Lyrics:
This leap ahead
"Jetstream"
Misheard Lyrics:
B***h, you're gone!
Original Lyrics:
But you're gone.
"Jetstream"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tahiti
Original Lyrics:
J-E-T
"Jetstream"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me to Tahiti.
Original Lyrics:
J-E-T
"Krafty"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just give me one more damn
Original Lyrics:
Just give me one more day
"Procession"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have seen your faith
or
I have seen your fate
or
I have sealed your fate
or
I have seen your fate
or
I have sealed your fate
Original Lyrics:
I have seen your face
"Regret"
Misheard Lyrics:
Break up every day
Original Lyrics:
Wake up every day
"Regret"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was a Sadducee
Original Lyrics:
I was upset you see
Sadducees were high priests in biblical Jerusalem. I thought the song was about a guy who had dumped his girlfriend because she was considered "lower." than him.
"Regret"
Misheard Lyrics:
I would like to play second colophon
Original Lyrics:
I would like a place I could call my own
"Regret"
Misheard Lyrics:
I would not complain that my Willy's hard
Original Lyrics:
I would not complain of my wounded heart
"Regret"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's nothing I forget
Original Lyrics:
It's nothing I regret
"Regret"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's the coolest and the kids have run away.
Original Lyrics:
It's the school exam and the kids have run away.
"Regret"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's the school legs and the kids have run away.
Original Lyrics:
It's the school exam and the kids have run away.
"Regret"
Misheard Lyrics:
It’s the student exam
Original Lyrics:
It’s the school exam
"Regret"
Misheard Lyrics:
Look at me, I've got you
Original Lyrics:
Look at me, I'm not you
"Regret"
Misheard Lyrics:
On this occasion, it's not true
Look at me, I love you
Look at me, I love you
Original Lyrics:
On this occasion, it's not true
Look at me, I'm not you
Look at me, I'm not you
"Regret"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wake up every day I would be a star
I would not complain who my women are
I want some sex you see
Almost all the time
I would not complain who my women are
I want some sex you see
Almost all the time
Original Lyrics:
Wake up every day that would be a start
I would not complain of my wounded heart
I was upset you see
Almost all the time
I would not complain of my wounded heart
I was upset you see
Almost all the time
"Regret"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the kulaks and the kids have run away.
Original Lyrics:
It's the school exam and the kids have run away.
Rob adds: 'Kulak' is a term from the Soviet era referring to (allegedly) greedy peasants.
"Regret"
Misheard Lyrics:
You may think that I'm out of ham
Original Lyrics:
You may think that I'm out of hand
"Round and Round" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And it's driving me wow
Original Lyrics:
And it's driving me wild
"Shell Shock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Michelle Shocked
Original Lyrics:
Shell shock
"Shellshock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gasoline
or
Vaseline
or
Vaseline
Original Lyrics:
That’s the way
"Shellshock"
Misheard Lyrics:
You call me on the phone,
left me all alone
is all I get from you... Sha Sha
Another day goes by
and all I do is cry
is all I get from you, Hizz Sha Sha
left me all alone
is all I get from you... Sha Sha
Another day goes by
and all I do is cry
is all I get from you, Hizz Sha Sha
Original Lyrics:
You call me on the phone
You left me all alone
All I get from you is Shell Shock
Another day goes by and all I do is cry
All I get from you is Shell Shock
You left me all alone
All I get from you is Shell Shock
Another day goes by and all I do is cry
All I get from you is Shell Shock
"Temptation"
Misheard Lyrics:
Having a getaway, I hope
Original Lyrics:
Heaven, a gateway, I hope
"Temptation"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll find myself a xylophone
Original Lyrics:
I'll find my soul as I go home.
"Temptation"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll find myself as I go home.
Original Lyrics:
I'll find my soul as I go home.
"The Perfect Kiss" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I know judo
We believe in the land of love.
We believe in the land of love.
Original Lyrics:
I know, you know
We believe in a land of of love.
We believe in a land of of love.
"The Perfect Kiss" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pretending not to see his goat
I said let's go out and have some fun
I said let's go out and have some fun
Original Lyrics:
Pretending not to see his gun
I said let's go out and have some fun
I said let's go out and have some fun
"The Perfect Kiss" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Then came by a friend in mind
Original Lyrics:
Then came by a friend of mine
"The Perfect Kiss" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tonight I should have stayed at home
Playing with my precious son
Playing with my precious son
Original Lyrics:
Tonight I should have stayed at home
Playing with my pleasure zone
Playing with my pleasure zone
"Thieves Like Us" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You were always so vague
Original Lyrics:
You were always so vain
"Thieves Like Us" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You were always so vague
Original Lyrics:
You were always so vain
"Touched By The Hand Of God"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I was touched
By the hand of God
Never knew it
But I killed someone
By the hand of God
Never knew it
But I killed someone
Original Lyrics:
And I was touched
By the hand of God
Never knew it
But of course I was
By the hand of God
Never knew it
But of course I was
"Touched By The Hand Of God"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I was touched
By the hand of God
Never knew it
But I guess I was.
By the hand of God
Never knew it
But I guess I was.
Original Lyrics:
And I was touched
By the hand of God
Never knew it
But of course I was.
By the hand of God
Never knew it
But of course I was.
"Touched By The Hand Of God"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I was touched
By the hand of God
Never knew it
But I killed someone.
By the hand of God
Never knew it
But I killed someone.
Original Lyrics:
And I was touched
By the hand of God
Never knew it
But of course I was.
By the hand of God
Never knew it
But of course I was.
"Touched by the Hand of God"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got a book for you
Original Lyrics:
I couldn't look at you
"Touched by the Hand of God"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was Dutch
Original Lyrics:
I was touched
"True Faith"
Misheard Lyrics:
I feel so exhausted Mary.
Original Lyrics:
I feel so extraordinary.
"True Faith"
Misheard Lyrics:
I get this feeling I'm emulsion.
Original Lyrics:
I get this feeling I'm in motion.
"True Faith"
Misheard Lyrics:
I get this feeling and emotion.
Original Lyrics:
I get this feeling I'm in motion.
"True Faith"
Misheard Lyrics:
I used to think that the day would never come
when I'd see the light in the shade of the morning sun
when I'd see the light in the shade of the morning sun
Original Lyrics:
I used to think that the day would never come
when I'd see delight in the shade of the morning sun
when I'd see delight in the shade of the morning sun
"True Faith"
Misheard Lyrics:
I used to think that today would never come
I see the light and the shade of the morning sun
I see the light and the shade of the morning sun
Original Lyrics:
I used to think that the day would never come
When I'd see delight in the shade of the morning sun
When I'd see delight in the shade of the morning sun
"True Faith"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd see tonight in the shade of the morning sun
Original Lyrics:
I'd see delight in the shade of the morning sun
"True Faith"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll see the light in the s*** off the morning sun
Original Lyrics:
I'd see delight in the shade of the morning sun
"True Faith"
Misheard Lyrics:
That my license depends on the morning sun
Original Lyrics:
That my life would depend on the morning sun
"True Faith"
Misheard Lyrics:
The morning sun is the drop that brings me here
Original Lyrics:
The morning sun is the drug that brings me near
"True Faith"
Misheard Lyrics:
To the travels I've lost with places by here.
Original Lyrics:
To the childhood I lost, replaced by fear.
"True Faith"
Misheard Lyrics:
To the trout I lost, replaced right here.
Original Lyrics:
To the childhood I lost, replaced by fear.
"True Faith"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I was a very small toy
Original Lyrics:
When I was a very small boy
"Truth" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Some people go down on me
I hope they like what they see
I hope they like what they see
Original Lyrics:
Some people look down on me
I know they like what they see
I know they like what they see
"Vanishing Point" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Croat children, don't you suffer.
Original Lyrics:
Grow up, children, don't you suffer.
"Waiting for the Sirens' Call"
Misheard Lyrics:
Waiting for a star to fall
Original Lyrics:
Waiting for the sirens' call
"World (The Price of Love)"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a java
Original Lyrics:
It's a jungle
"World In Motion"
Misheard Lyrics:
We make a rule of guts
this is a football song
this is a football song
or
We make the rules of guns
this ain't a football song
this ain't a football song
or
We make the rules of guns
this ain't a football song
this ain't a football song
Original Lyrics:
We ain't no hooligans
this is ain't a football song
this is ain't a football song
"World in Motion"
Misheard Lyrics:
They think it's on Rover
Original Lyrics:
They think it's all over
"Your Silent Face" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rise, and follow Shane.
Original Lyrics:
The rise and fall of shame
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