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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> N -> Night Ranger
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"Don't Tell Me You Love Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't sell me your lunchmeat,
Don't sell me your lunchmeat,
Don't sell me,
I don't want it! No!
Don't sell me your lunchmeat,
Don't sell me,
I don't want it! No!
Original Lyrics:
Don't tell me you love me,
Don't tell me you love me,
Don't tell me,
I don't want to know!
Don't tell me you love me,
Don't tell me,
I don't want to know!
"Don't Tell Me You Love Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't tell me I'm ugly.
Original Lyrics:
Don't tell me you love me.
"Don't Tell Me You Love Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't tell me you're ugly
Don't tell me you're ugly
Don't tell me
I don't want to know!
Don't tell me you're ugly
Don't tell me
I don't want to know!
Original Lyrics:
Don't tell me you love me
Don't tell me you love me
Don't tell me
I don't want to know!
Don't tell me you love me
Don't tell me
I don't want to know!
"Don't Tell Me You Love Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't tell me, all I wanna know
Original Lyrics:
Don't tell me, I don't wanna know
"Don't Tell Me You Love Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been 25 years with my feet on the run
I've gotta pick up direction.
I've gotta pick up direction.
Original Lyrics:
I've lived twenty-five years, I'm a kid on the run,
I gotta pick a direction
I gotta pick a direction
"Don't Tell Me You Love Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've lived twenty-five years,
I'm a kid on the run I got a bigger erection
I'm a kid on the run I got a bigger erection
or
I've lived twenty-five years,
I'm a kid on the run I got a pistol for action
I'm a kid on the run I got a pistol for action
or
I've lived twenty-five years,
I'm a kid on the run I got a pistol for action
I'm a kid on the run I got a pistol for action
Original Lyrics:
I've lived twenty-five years,
I'm a kid on the run I gotta pick a direction
I'm a kid on the run I gotta pick a direction
"Don't Tell Me You Love Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've lived twenty-five years
I'm a kid on the run, I got a pistol for action
or
I've lived twenty-five years
I'm a kid on the run, I got a bigger erection
or
I've lived twenty-five years
I'm a kid on the run, I got a pick up a ratchet.
I'm a kid on the run, I got a pistol for action
or
I've lived twenty-five years
I'm a kid on the run, I got a bigger erection
or
I've lived twenty-five years
I'm a kid on the run, I got a pick up a ratchet.
Original Lyrics:
I've lived twenty-five years
I'm a kid on the run, I gotta pick a direction.
I'm a kid on the run, I gotta pick a direction.
"Don't Tell Me You Love Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've lived twenty-five years
I'm a kid on the run, I got a pissed-off erection.
I'm a kid on the run, I got a pissed-off erection.
Original Lyrics:
I've lived twenty-five years
I'm a kid on the run, I gotta pick a direction.
I'm a kid on the run, I gotta pick a direction.
"Don't Tell Me You Love Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've lived twenty-five years
I'm a kid on the run, I gotta pick up the rain check.
I'm a kid on the run, I gotta pick up the rain check.
Original Lyrics:
I've lived twenty-five years
I'm a kid on the run, I gotta pick a direction.
I'm a kid on the run, I gotta pick a direction.
"Don't Tell Me You Love Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've lived twenty-five years
I've been get on the road,
I gotta pick up a rock chair
I've been get on the road,
I gotta pick up a rock chair
Original Lyrics:
I've lived twenty-five years,
I'm a kid on the run,
I gotta pick a direction
I'm a kid on the run,
I gotta pick a direction
"Don’t Tell Me You Love Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don’t tell me, all I wanna know
Original Lyrics:
Don’t tell me, I don’t wanna know
"Sentimental Street" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
On a Sacramento street
Original Lyrics:
On a sentimental street
"Sentimental Street" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
On a sentimental street in the avenues.
Take a good hard look.
There ain't nothing never knew.
I don't sentimental street in a view.
Will you never find up that I'll be it's up to you.
Take a good hard look.
There ain't nothing never knew.
I don't sentimental street in a view.
Will you never find up that I'll be it's up to you.
Original Lyrics:
Out on sentimental street in the avenues.
Take a good hard look.
There ain't nothing ever new.
Out on sentimental street in the avenues.
Will you ever find us.
Guess I'll leave it up to you.
Take a good hard look.
There ain't nothing ever new.
Out on sentimental street in the avenues.
Will you ever find us.
Guess I'll leave it up to you.
"Sentimental Street" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Saw you dancing out at 901 Troost
You did those same two steps
That I taught you back in June
And you dined last night
At Consternation Cafe
Did you get your fill
Did you think you had to pay?
You did those same two steps
That I taught you back in June
And you dined last night
At Consternation Cafe
Did you get your fill
Did you think you had to pay?
Original Lyrics:
Saw you dancing out at Madame Wong's too
You did those same two steps
That I taught you back in June
Heard you dined last night
At Conte Razor's Cafe
Did you get your fill
Did you think you had to pay?
You did those same two steps
That I taught you back in June
Heard you dined last night
At Conte Razor's Cafe
Did you get your fill
Did you think you had to pay?
"Sentimental Street" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There ain't nothin' there for you
Original Lyrics:
There ain't nothin' ever new
"Sister Christian" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Deodorant
What's your price for flight?
What's your price for flight?
Original Lyrics:
You're motoring
What's your price for flight?
What's your price for flight?
"Sister Christian" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Deodorant
What's your price for Christ?
What's your price for Christ?
Original Lyrics:
You're motoring
What's your price for flight?
What's your price for flight?
"Sister Christian" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gatorade!
Watch The Price Is Right!
Every single night!
Watch The Price Is Right!
Every single night!
Original Lyrics:
You're motoring,
what's your price for flight?
In finding Mr. Right?
what's your price for flight?
In finding Mr. Right?
"Sister Christian" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I mowed your end.
or
The mode you're in
or
The mode you're in
Original Lyrics:
You're motoring.
"Sister Christian" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I watch the Price is Right
Original Lyrics:
What's your price for flight?
"Sister Christian" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mogerman!
What's your price for flight?
What's your price for flight?
Original Lyrics:
Motorin'
What's your price for flight?
What's your price for flight?
"Sister Christian" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mold you're in, What's your price for flight
Original Lyrics:
You're motoring. What's your price for flight. In finding Mr Right.
"Sister Christian" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mold your ends
What's your prize for fight?
What's your prize for fight?
Original Lyrics:
You're motoring
What's your price for flight?
What's your price for flight?
"Sister Christian" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Moter Oil, what's your price for plight?
Original Lyrics:
You're motoring. What's your price for flight?
"Sister Christian" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Motor Ann
What's your price for fries?
What's your price for fries?
Original Lyrics:
You're Motorin'
What's your price for flight?
What's your price for flight?
"Sister Christian" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Motor Ann
What's your price per night
In finding Mr. Right?
What's your price per night
In finding Mr. Right?
Original Lyrics:
Motoring
What's your price for flight
In finding Mr. Right?
What's your price for flight
In finding Mr. Right?
"Sister Christian" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Motor Head-- What's your price per night for finding Mr. Right?!
Original Lyrics:
You're motoring
What's your price for flight in finding mister right?
What's your price for flight in finding mister right?
"Sister Christian" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Motor Inn, What's your price per night?
Original Lyrics:
You're motoring. What's your price for flight?
"Sister Christian" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Motor Trend, what's your price for life?
Original Lyrics:
Motorin', what's your price for flight?
I thought maybe the band was really into this car magazine....
"Sister Christian" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Motor ale
What's your prize for flight?
What's your prize for flight?
Original Lyrics:
Motorin'
What's your price for flight?
What's your price for flight?
"Sister Christian" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Motor head
What's your price tonight?
What's your price tonight?
Original Lyrics:
Motorin'
What's your price for flight?
What's your price for flight?
"Sister Christian" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Motor head
What's your price to bite?
What's your price to bite?
Original Lyrics:
You're motoring
What's your price for flight?
What's your price for flight?
"Sister Christian" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Motor head
What's your price to fight
Killing Mr. Right.
What's your price to fight
Killing Mr. Right.
Original Lyrics:
You're motoring
What's your price for flight?
In finding Mr. Right.
What's your price for flight?
In finding Mr. Right.
"Sister Christian" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Motor oil - What's your price per quart?
Original Lyrics:
Motorin' - What's your price for flight?
"Sister Christian" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Motor red
What's your price per fight?
What's your price per fight?
Original Lyrics:
You're motoring
What's your price for flight?
What's your price for flight?
"Sister Christian" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Motorette
Juancho's pancho pan
And I have missed your eyes.
Juancho's pancho pan
And I have missed your eyes.
Original Lyrics:
You're motoring
What's your price for flight
In finding Mister Right?
What's your price for flight
In finding Mister Right?
"Sister Christian" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Motorhead!
Why's your mic so high?
Why's your mic so high?
Original Lyrics:
Motoring
What's your price for flight
What's your price for flight
"Sister Christian" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Motorhead, what's your price for lice?
Original Lyrics:
You're motoring, what's your price for flight?
"Sister Christian" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Motorhead
What's your price for life?
What's your price for life?
Original Lyrics:
You're motoring
What's your price for flight?
What's your price for flight?
"Sister Christian" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Motorhead
What's your price for right?
What's your price for right?
Original Lyrics:
Motoring
What's your price for flight?
What's your price for flight?
"Sister Christian" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Motorhead
Where's your Christ tonight?
Where's your Christ tonight?
Original Lyrics:
Motorin'
What's your price for flight?
What's your price for flight?
"Sister Christian" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mowed her head
or
Motorhead
or
Motorhead
Original Lyrics:
Motorin'
"Sister Christian" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Motorhead
What's you're price for rice?
What's you're price for rice?
Original Lyrics:
You're motoring
What's your price for flight?
What's your price for flight?
"Sister Christian" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Motorhead
What's your price for light?
And find your Mister Eye?
What's your price for light?
And find your Mister Eye?
Original Lyrics:
You're motoring
What's your price for flight?
To find your mister right.
What's your price for flight?
To find your mister right.
"Sister Christian" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Motorhead
Original Lyrics:
You're motoring.
I like mine better.
"Sister Christian" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Motorin'
What's your price for flight?
God damn Christmas night
What's your price for flight?
God damn Christmas night
Original Lyrics:
You're motoring
What's your price for flight
In finding mister right
What's your price for flight
In finding mister right
"Sister Christian" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Motorin', watch your mice for flight
Original Lyrics:
You're motoring, what's your price for flight?
"Sister Christian" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Motorin', what's your spice for life?
Original Lyrics:
Motorin', what's your price for flight?
"Sister Christian" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Motorin'
What's your prize for flight
In finding myths to write?
What's your prize for flight
In finding myths to write?
Original Lyrics:
You're motoring
What's your price for flight
In finding Mister Right?
What's your price for flight
In finding Mister Right?
"Sister Christian" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Motoring
Watching 'Price Is Right'.
Watching 'Price Is Right'.
Original Lyrics:
Motoring
What's your price for flight?
What's your price for flight?
"Sister Christian" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Motorist
What's your price to dine?
What's your price to dine?
Original Lyrics:
You're motoring
What's your price for flight?
What's your price for flight?
"Sister Christian" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Motörhead!
What's your price for flight?
What's your price for flight?
Original Lyrics:
Motorin'
What's your price for flight?
What's your price for flight?
"Sister Christian" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sister Christian overtime has come
Original Lyrics:
Sister Christian, oh, the time has come
"Sister Christian" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sister Christmas, all yuletide has come
Original Lyrics:
Sister Christian, all the time has come
"Sister Christian" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sister Wiccan, oh the time has come.
Original Lyrics:
Sister Christian, oh the time has come.
"Sister Christian" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Such a strike for life
Defining Mr. Right.
Defining Mr. Right.
Original Lyrics:
What's your price for flight
In finding Mr. Right?
In finding Mr. Right?
"Sister Christian" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The Motor Inn
What's your price per flight
I pulled in on the right
Check in okay tonight.
What's your price per flight
I pulled in on the right
Check in okay tonight.
Original Lyrics:
Motorin'!
What's your price for flight
In finding Mr Right
You'll be alright tonight.
What's your price for flight
In finding Mr Right
You'll be alright tonight.
"Sister Christian" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The motor head
What's your price for flight?
What's your price for flight?
Original Lyrics:
You're motoring
What's your price for flight?
What's your price for flight?
"Sister Christian" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This is Christmas, all the times have come
Original Lyrics:
Sister Christian, all the time has come
"Sister Christian" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Watchin' twice for mice.
Original Lyrics:
What's your price for flight?
"Sister Christian" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Watching the Price is Right
Original Lyrics:
What’s your price for flight?
"Sister Christian" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What's your price for Christ
Original Lyrics:
What's your price for flight
"Sister Christian" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What's your prize for flight
In finding myths to write?
In finding myths to write?
Original Lyrics:
What's your price for flight
In finding Mister Right.
In finding Mister Right.
"Sister Christian" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You finally missed your ride
Original Lyrics:
In finding Mr. Right
"Sister Christian" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You know those boys don't wanna pray no more
Original Lyrics:
You know those boys don't wanna play no more
"Sister Christian" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You motorhead!
What's your fights for fight?
What's your fights for fight?
Original Lyrics:
You're motoring
What's your price for flight?
What's your price for flight?
"Sister Christian" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're a Motorhead, what's your price tonight?
Original Lyrics:
You're motoring, what's your price for flight?
"Sister Christian" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're molderin',
what's your price for life?
what's your price for life?
Original Lyrics:
You're motoring,
what's your price for flight?
what's your price for flight?
"Sister Christian" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're motorin', what's your price tonight?
Original Lyrics:
You're motoring, what's your price for flight?
"Sister Christian" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're motorin'.
Watch The Price is Right.
It comes on every night.
Watch The Price is Right.
It comes on every night.
Original Lyrics:
You're motoring.
What's your price for flight.
In finding Mr Right.
What's your price for flight.
In finding Mr Right.
"Sister Christian" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're motoring, what's your price for fries?
Original Lyrics:
You're motoring; what's your price for flight?
"Sister Christian" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're motoring,what's your price for rice?
Original Lyrics:
You're motoring,what's your price for flight?
"Sister Christian" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're murdering
What's your price for fight
In fighting mystery right
Be all mine tonight
What's your price for fight
In fighting mystery right
Be all mine tonight
Original Lyrics:
You're motoring
What's your price for flight
In finding mister right
You'll be alright tonight
What's your price for flight
In finding mister right
You'll be alright tonight
"Sister Christian" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're on the john
And here comes a huge a** dump.
And here comes a huge a** dump.
Original Lyrics:
You're motoring
What's your price for flight?
What's your price for flight?
"Sister Christian" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your motorin, whats your price for life?
and finding mystery
and finding mystery
Original Lyrics:
You're motoring,what's your price for flight?
and finding mister right.
and finding mister right.
"The Secret Of My Success" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Secret of magic sex
Original Lyrics:
The secret of my success
"When I Close Your Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Angel come closer to me
Original Lyrics:
Angle come closer to me
"When You Close Your Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A girl in love with a beam in her thigh
Eyes a yonder boy all dressed and high.
Eyes a yonder boy all dressed and high.
Original Lyrics:
A girl in love with a gleam in your eye
I was a younger boy all dressed in white.
I was a younger boy all dressed in white.
"When You Close Your Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In the back of a jamboree
Original Lyrics:
In the back of a Chevrolet
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