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There are 26 misheard song lyrics for The Osmonds on amIright currently.
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Crazy Horse is...
Crazy horses
 
Crazy Horse says...
Crazy horses...
 
Crazy Mormons
Crazy horses
 
Crazy Whore says
Crazy Horses
 
Crazy whore says
There's a message floating in the air come from
Crazy whore says.
There's a message floating in the air com from,
Crazy horses riding everywhere....
 
Crazy whore says
Crazy horses
 
Grazing horses
Crazy horses
 
There's a message floating, in the air Ahem Crazy Horses riding everywhere.
 It's a warrant it's in every tongue
 Gotta stop them
 Crazy Horses on the run.
 Crazy Whore says wahhh wahhh !
There's a message floating in the air come from Crazy Horses didn't everywhere
 It's a warning it's in every tongue
 Gotta stop them
 Crazy Horses on the run.
 Crazy Horses.....
 
"Don't Panic"
Go, Planet!
Don't panic!
 
"Down by the Lazy River"
Might define out tonight
Mighty fine out tonight
 
"Down by the Lazy River"
You know there's plenty of room
Come on and sing a boom boom boom
 We can get nice and cozy
Why don'tcha come along with Rosie
You know there's plenty of room
Come on and sing a boom boom boom
 We can get nice and cozy
Why don'tcha come along and mosey
 
"Love Me For A Reason" (MP3) 
I love ladies' dresses
 Between a woman and a man.
And love leads to stresses
 Between a woman and a man.
 
"Love Me For A Reason" (MP3) 
Love me for a raisin
Love me for a reason
 
"Make the World Go Away"
Make the world go away
And get it off my soldiers
Make the world go away
And get it off my shoulders
 
Before you give up alone
Before you give up on love
 
Oh, give me one more drive
 or 
Oh, give me one more ride
Oh, give me one more try
 
One bad apple don't spoil the whole bunch of girls
One bad apple
Don't spoil the whole bunch girl
 
One bad apple done spoil a whole bunch of girls
One bad apple don't spoil the whole bunch, girl
 
One bad asshole
Don't spoil the hole bunched up
One bad apple
Don't spoil the whole bunch girl
 
Want that apple?
one bad apple
 
Leave him. He's dyin'.
Livin' is dyin'.
 
Liver is dying.
Livin' is dyin'.
 
My liver, it's dying.
Livin' is dyin'.
 
You're the proud one, believe me, this Mormon is down on his knees
You're the proud one, believe me, this poor man is down on his knees.
 
"Yo-Yo"
Just like a yum-yum
Just like a yo-yo
 
"Yo-Yo"
Like a fire in the hot pants, 
Cleopatra was a wet-together
Like a fire in my heart when 
We're apart, but when we're back together