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"21st Century"
Turn the screws and twist my leg.
Turn the screw and twist my language.
 
"Aeroplane"
I like birds despite the pain
 And music is my aeroplane.
I like pleasure spiked with pain
 And music is my aeroplane.
 
"Aeroplane"
I like birds despite the pain
 Honey, I'm home.
I like pleasure spiked with pain
 And music is my aeroplane.
 
"Aeroplane"
I like my plains all spiked with pain 
 and music in plane
I like pleasure spiked with pain
 and music is my aeroplane.
 
"Aeroplane"
I like pleasure it's my thing
 And music is my other thing.
I like pleasure spiked with pain
 And music is my aeroplane.
 
"Aeroplane"
I like pleasure spiked with pain
 And heroin with good cocaine.
I like pleasure spiked with pain
 And music is my aeroplane.
 
"Aeroplane"
I like pleasure spiked with pain
 And music is my middle name.
I like pleasure spiked with pain
 And music is my aeroplane.
 
"Aeroplane"
I like pleasure spiked with pain
 And music is my yellow thing.
I like pleasure spiked with pain
 And music is my aeroplane.
 
"Aeroplane"
I like pleasure spiked with pain
 And yellow is my ugly name.
I like pleasure spiked with pain
 And music is my aeroplane.
 
"Aeroplane"
I like pleasure spiked with pain
 and music is my yellow pain
I like pleasure spiked with pain
 and music is my aeroplane
 
"Aeroplane"
I like pleasure, it's my thing
 And music is my other thing.
I like pleasure spiked with pain
 And music is my aeroplane.
 
"Aeroplane"
I like red spiders with cream.
I like pleasure spiked with pain.
 
"Aeroplane"
I like virgins, spiked with pain
 And music is my aeroplane.
I like pleasure spiked with pain
 And music is my aeroplane.
 
"Aeroplane"
I must pleasure Spike Lee's pain.
I liked pleasure spiked with pain.
 
"Aeroplane"
Look it, is my hair ok?
Music, is my aeroplane
 
"Aeroplane"
Looking at my owners, hey Lord!
Looking in my own eyes, hey love!
 
"Aeroplane"
Looking in my own eyes, hello! 
 Or
 Looking in my own eyes, hey girl!
Looking in my own eyes, hey love!
 
"Aeroplane"
Looking in my wallet, hello!
Looking in my own eyes, hey love!
 
"Aeroplane"
Looking in my woman's halo.
Looking in my own eyes, hey love!
 
"Aeroplane"
Music in my brain
Music is my aeroplane.
 
"Aeroplane"
Music is my Errol Flynn
 It's my Errol Flynn.
Music is my aeroplane
 It's my aeroplane.
 
"Aeroplane"
Some are sweet and some are Jane.
 or
 Summer sweet and some are Jane.
Songbird sweet and sour Jane
 
"Aeroplane"
Songbirds sweet and sour unchained
Songbird sweet and sour Jane
 
"Aeroplane"
Summer sweet and summer Jane
 or
 Some are sweet and some are jaded.
Songbird sweet and sour Jane
 
"Aeroplane"
The star of Mazzy Must 
Push herself inside of me 
I'm more than common gravity
The star of mazzy must 
Push her voice inside of me 
I'm overcoming gravity
 
"Aeroplane"
The star of Nazi must
 Push her bust inside of me
 I'm overcome by the fears.
The star of mazzy must
 Push her voice inside of me
 I'm overcoming gravity.
 
"Aeroplane"
The star of mazzy musk
 Push her pus inside of me.
The star of mazzy must
 Push her voice inside of me.
 
"Aeroplane"
The star of mazzy must 
 Push her voice inside of me 
 I'm more a common rarity
The star of mazzy must
Push her voice inside of me
I'm overcoming gravity
 
"Aeroplane"
The star of mazzy must 
Push her horse inside of me
The star of mazzy must 
Push her voice inside of me
 
"Aeroplane"
The star of my team must
 Push her bat inside of me.
The Star of Mazzy must
 Push her voice inside of me.
 
Bona fide ride with a sore hipcontein.
Bona fide ride, step aside my Johnson.
 
Bona fide ride, step in, suck my johnson
Bona fide ride, step aside Mike Johnson
 
Bona fide ride,
step aside Mike Johnson
Bona fide ride,
step aside my Johnson
 
Gotta free ride
 Stick a knife in my won soup.
Bona fide ride
 Step aside my Johnson.
 
Suck my Johnson
Step aside my Johnson
 
Wake up the cake
 It's a lake she's kissin' me
 As they do
 Which they do incessantly.
Wake up the cake
 It's a lake she's kissin' me
 As they do
 When they do in Sicily.
 
You and me girl sittin' in a Swiss fountain.
You and me girl sittin' in the Swiss mountains.
 
You take my love and then I say I do.
You say hello and then I say I do.
 
I try not to whine, but I must warn ya
'Bout their motherf***in' Covered California
I try not to whine, but I must warn ya
'Bout the motherf***in' girls from California
 
Living in and out of a big bat suitcase
 or 
Living in and out of a big bad suitcase
Living in and out of a big fat suitcase
 
Living in and out of a big brass suitcase
Living in and out of a big fat suitcase
 
You and me girl sittin' in the Swiss fountains
You and me girl sittin' in the Swiss mountains
 
You and me, Girl, sitting into Wisconsin.
You and me girl sittin' in the Swiss mountains.
 
You say hello and then I say adieu
 or 
You say hello and then I say adu
You say hello and then I say I do.
 
"Baby Appeal"
He was a chicken
She was a shakin'
 
Take me to your backwards cow.
Take me to your backwoods now.
 
"Black Summer"
Waitin' on another black summer duet
Waitin' on another black summer to end
 
"Blood Sugar Sex Magic" (MP3) 
Temporarily blind, dementia to discover.
Temporarily blind, dimensions to discover.
 
"Breaking The Girl" (MP3) 
Andy Dufresne come and go
Rarely do friends come and then go.
 
"Breaking The Girl" (MP3) 
Andy Dufresne come and then go.
Rarely do friends come and then go.
Andy DuFresne (pronounced "Dufraine") is the character Tim Robbins plays in 'The Shawshank Redemption.'
 
"Breaking The Girl" (MP3) 
Breaking the curse
You're breaking the girl.
 
"Breaking The Girl" (MP3) 
Feeling the need to make this Jerome.
Feeling the need to make me her home.
 
"Breaking The Girl" (MP3) 
Feeling the need to meh bi cha hom.
Feeling the need to make this her home.
 
"Breaking The Girl" (MP3) 
Raised by my dad, good were the days.
Raised by my dad, girl of the day.
 
"Breaking The Girl" (MP3) 
Raised by my dad, those were the days
Raised by my dad, girl of the day.
 
"Breaking The Girl" (MP3) 
Raped by my dad, girl of the day.
Raised by my dad, girl of the day.
 
"Breaking The Girl" (MP3) 
She bit off his arm.
She meant you no harm.
 
"Breaking The Girl" (MP3) 
She can't chew no gum.
She meant you no harm.
 
"Breaking The Girl" (MP3) 
She was a girl, so full of strange.
She was a girl, soft, but estranged.
 
"Breaking The Girl" (MP3) 
She was a girl, so full of strength.
She was a girl, soft, but estranged.
 
"Breaking The Girl" (MP3) 
She was a girl, so full of string.
She was a girl, soft, but estranged.
 
"Breaking The Girl" (MP3) 
She was a girl, some boy's dream.
She was a girl, soft, but estranged.
 
"Breaking The Girl" (MP3) 
She was a girl, soulful and strange.
She was a girl, soft, but estranged.
 
"Breaking The Girl" (MP3) 
She was a girl
 Softened by age.
She was a girl
 Soft, but estranged.
 
"Breaking The Girl" (MP3) 
She was a girl
 Somebody strange.
She was a girl
 Soft, but estranged.
 
"Breaking The Girl" (MP3) 
Twisting and turning, you're feeling the burning
Twisting and turning, your feelings are burning.
 
"Breaking The Girl" (MP3) 
Twisting and turning, your feelings are turning.
Twisting and turning, your feelings are burning.
 
"Breaking The Girl" (MP3) 
You're breaking-guh-gurrrrrrrh!
You're breaking the girl.
 
"Breaking the Girl" (MP3) 
I am a man cut from the row
I am a man cut from the know
 
"Breaking the Girl" (MP3) 
I don't know what went awry
I don't know what when or why
 
"Buckle Down"
Hot! Red fist, red stop, black bills
Work, oh, play ball, oh just turn me loose
Hot yea twist, red star, black fist
Work, play more, just turn me loose
 
And there's a light on, f***ing bright.
And there's a light on, heavy glow.
 
And there's a light on, won't be long.
And there's a light on, heavy glow.
 
And there's a line of heavy blow.
And there's a light on, heavy glow.
 
And there's a liner, heavy flow
And there's a light on, heavy glow
 
Beat that meat
But not the way that we play.
Beat that nick
But not the way that we play.
 
Beneath the marquee of her soul.
Beneath the marquee overload.
Actually, both are correct. The "marquee of her soul" appears after the first chorus, but it is possible that the person who submitted this one might have heard "marquee overload" incorrectly.
 
Beneath the monkey over towed.
Beneath the marquee overload.
 
Beneath the monkey oversold
Beneath the marquee overload
 
Beneath the morphene overload.
Beneath the marquee overload.
 
But love don't, heavy gloves.
And there's a light on, heavy glow.
 
But there's a marking overload.
Beneath the marquee overload.
 
By the way, I tried to say I peed there.
By the way, I tried to say I'll be there.
 
By the way, I'm tryin' to say I'll be there
 Waiting for.
By the way, I tried to say I'd be there
 Waiting for.
 
Canada girl is singing songs to me.
Dani the girl is singing songs to me.
 
Candy the girl is singing songs to me
 Beneath the mow tree overload.
Danii the girl is singing songs to me
 Beneath the marquee overload.
 
D***is the girl is singing songs to me
 Beneath the monkey, it's over Toad.
Dani the girl is singing songs to me
 Beneath the marquee overload.
 
Dad's little girl is singing songs to me
 Beneath the monkey overflow.
Dani's a girl that's singing songs to me
 Beneath the marquee, overload.
 
Daddy's a girl that's singing songs with me.
Dani the girl is singing songs to me.
 
Daddy's a girl thats singing songs to me
 Beneath the monkey of our soul.
Dani's a girl thats singing songs to me
 Beneath the marquee, overload.
 
Daddy's a girl-scout selling cookies to me
 or
 Daddy is girlish swinging to the tree
 Beneath the farting of our mole.
Dani's the girl who's singing songs to me
 Beneath the marquee overload.
 
Daddy's lil girl singing songs to me.
Dani the girl is singing songs to me.
 
Daddy, a girl is singing songs to me
 Beneath the market of her soul.
Danii the girl is singing songs to me
 Beneath the marquee overload.
 
Daddy, that girl is signing songs to me.
Dani the girl is singing songs to me.
 
Daddy, the girl is singing songs to me.
Dani the girl is singing songs to me.
 
Damn me, the girl is singing songs to me.
Dani the girl is singing songs to me.
 
Damn the girl who's singing songs to me.
Dani, the girl singing songs to me.
 
Dan, little girl, singing songs to me.
Dani, the girl singing songs to me.
 
Dani the girl is singing songs to me beneath the monkey of our soul.
Dani, the girl is singing songs to me beneath the marquee overload.
 
Dani the girl is singing songs to me
 Beneath the monkey.
Dani the girl is singing songs to me
 Beneath the Marquee.
 
Dani's a girl that's singing songs to me
 Beneath the Monkey Overlord.
Dani's a girl that's singing songs to me
 Beneath the marquee, overload.
 
Dani, the fiend, is singing songs to me
 Beneath the Matrix Reloaded.
Dani, the girl, is singing songs to me
 Beneath the marquee overload.
 
Dani, the girl is singing songs to me
 Beneath the marking, over soul.
Dani, the girl is singing songs to me
 Beneath the marquee overload.
 
Danny the gorilla singing songs to me beneath the monkey
Dani the girl is singing songs to me beneath the marquee
 
That is a girl
or
Danny's a girl
or
Danny's a girl
Dani the girl
 
Dead little girls are singing songs to me.
Dani the girl is singing songs to me.
 
Down in the gutter singing songs to Ma beneath the marquee.
Dani's the girl who's singing songs to me beneath the marquee.
 
Down in the gutter singing songs to Ma
 Beneath the monkey, over towed.
Dani the girl is singing songs to me
 Beneath the marquee overload.
 
Down in the gutter singing songs to me.
Danni the girl is singing songs to me.
 
Guess I never messed ya.
Kissed ya then I missed ya.
 
Havin' a girl singing songs to me
 And with a monkey overload!
Danni the girl is singing songs to me
 Beneath the marquee overload.
 
Havin' the girl sing songs to me beneath the marquee
 Overload.
Dani the girl singing songs to me beneath the marquee
 Overload.
 
I ate your children.
Con Job
 
I guess you never meant it.
Kissed ya then I missed ya.
 
I need a girl who's singing songs to me.
Dani the girl is singing songs to me.
 
I need a girl who's singing songs to me.
Dani the girl is singing songs to me.
 
Is there a light on anyone?
And there's a light on heavy glow.
 
Kicked ya in a wheelchair.
Kissed ya then I missed ya.
 
Kish ya little moo trek.
Kissed ya then I missed ya.
 
Kiss 'em with a milkshake.
Kissed ya then I missed ya.
 
Kiss banana milkshake!
Kissed ya then I missed ya.
 
Kiss that dike
 I know you want the whole one
 Not so straight
 So I'm about to hold one.
Kiss that dike
I know you want the whole one
 Not on strike
 But I'm about to bowl one.
 
Kiss your little booty.
Kissed ya then I missed ya.
 
Kiss your little mood trip.
Kissed ya then I missed ya.
 
Kissed a little me, cha!
Kissed ya then I missed ya.
 
Kissed a little midget.
Kissed ya then I missed ya.
 
Kissed a little moonshine.
Kissed ya then I missed ya.
 
Kissed another midget on the butt.
Kissed ya then I missed ya, ooh ah.
 
Kissed another midget.
Kissed ya then I missed ya.
 
Kissed ya, little milkshake!
Kissed ya then I missed ya.
 
Kissed ya, never met ya.
Kissed ya, then I missed ya.
 
Kissed you in the milkshake
Kissed ya then I missed ya.
 
Kissed your little midriff.
Kissed ya then I missed ya.
 
Kissed your little victim.
Kissed ya then I missed ya.
 
Kissin' on a mood trip
 or
 Kitchen on a moon trip
Kissed ya then I missed ya.
 
Kissin' on the mountain
 or
 Kissin' on the meat tray
 or
 Kitchen and a milkshake
 or
 Kissin' in a milkshake
 or
Kissed ya then I p***ed ya.
Kissed ya then I missed ya.
 
Kissing and a move, jack.
Kissed you, then I missed ya.
 
Kitchen in a wood chuck
Kissed you, then I missed ya.
 
My dad's the girl and his b***s are big
 Beneath the monkeys over there.
Dani, the girl is singing songs to me
 Beneath the marquee overload.
 
Nuns on strike, but I'm about to bl** one.
Not on strike, but I'm about to bowl one.
 
Ohh, aah, kissed your little minty.
Ooh, aah, kissed you then I missed you.
 
Ooh ah, guess you never meant it.
Ooh, ah, kissed you then I missed ya.
 
Ooh ah, kissed you in a wheelchair.
 or
 Ooh ah, kissed a little mischief.
Oooh ah, kissed ya then I missed ya.
 
Ooh ah, kissin in the moochay.
Ooh ah, kissed you then I missed you.
 
Ooh, I guess you are a midget.
Ooh, I kissed ya then I missed ya.
 
Ooh, I kissed your little meat trick.
Ooh, aah, kissed you then I missed you.
 
Ooh, aah, Chicken In A Biscuit.
Ooh, aah, Kissed ya an' I missed ya.
[Ed's note: Chicken In A Biscuit are snack crackers from Nabisco.]
 
Ooh, ah! Kiss your little mystery.
 or
 Ooh, ah! Kiss your little Wooten.
Ooh, ah! Kissed ya then I missed ya!
 
Ooh, ah! Kissin' in the mystic.
Ooh, ah! Kissed ya then I missed ya!
 
Ooh, ah, kissed you then I milked ya.
Ooh, ah, kissed ya then I missed ya.
 
Ooh, ah, kissed you then your monkey.
Ooh, ah, kissed ya then I missed ya.
 
Ooh, ah, kissin' and smoochin'.
Ooh, ah, kissed ya then I missed ya.
 
Ooh, ahh, kiss you near the milk truck.
Ooh, aah, kissed you then I missed you.
 
Ooh, ahh, kissin' in a milk truck.
Ooh, aah, kissed you then I missed you.
 
Ooh, ahh, quiche is in the mixture.
Ohh, ahh, kissed ya then I missed ya.
 
Ooo, ahh, question in the milkshake
 or
 Ooo, ahh, question in the remake.
Ooo, ahh, kissed ya then I missed ya.
 
Oooh, ah, midget in a milkshake
Ooh, aah, kissed you then I missed you.
 
Ooooh, ahhhh, kiss a little midget.
Ooo, ahh, kissed ya then I missed ya.
 
Porn job
 or
 Pawn job
 or
 Porn shop
Pawn shop
 
QuikTrip
Quick Pick
QuikTrip is a chain of gas stations/convenience stores.
 
Saturday girl
Dani the girl
 
Saturday night and there's a show tonight
Standing in line to see the show tonight
 
Smoke pot
 or
 Punch tub
Pawn shop
 
Soul burn. We lie. Cash back. Hot dog.
Song bird. Main line. Cash back. Hard top.
 
Stadden a line to see the shore tonight
 A never light on heavy doe
 By the way, I try to say I be there waiting four
 Daddy's a girl, singin songs to me
 Beneath the monkey overhaul.
Standing in line to see the show tonight
 And there's a light on heavy glow
 By the way, I tried to say I'd be there waiting for
 Dani the girl is singing songs to me
 Beneath the marquee overload.
 
Standin' alone and there's a song for me.
Dani the girl is singing songs to me.
 
Standin' in line to see the show tonight
 I never relied on, heavy drugs.
Standing in line to see the show tonight
 And there's a light on heavy glow.
 
Standing in line to see the shore denied 
and never lied on, heavy glow.
Standing in line to see the show tonight 
and there's a light on, heavy glow.
To the person who submitted this: there is only one L in the band name, not two.
 
Standing in line to see the shore tonight and then to land on.
Standing in line to see the show tonight and there's a light on.
 
Standing in line to see the show tonight with a height on and a heavy load.
Standing in line to see the show tonight there's a light on with a heavy glow.
 
Standing in line to see the show tonight
 And never light on heavy snow
 By the way, I tried to say I'd be there waiting for
 There is a girl singing songs to me
 But need the mark key overload.
Standing in line to see the show tonight
 And there's a light on heavy glow
 By the way, I tried to say I'd be there waiting for
 Dani the girl is singing songs to me
 Beneath the marquee overload.
 
Standing in line to see the show tonight
 And there's a light on heavy glow (or epic glow or epic low)
 By the way, I tried to say 'I need you'. Waiting for.
Standing in line to see the show tonight
 And there's a light on heavy glow
 By the way, I tried to say I'd be there waiting for.
 
Standing in line to see the show tonight
 It's Billy Idol, what a heavy show.
Standing in line to see the show tonight
 And there's a light on heavy glow.
 
Standing the girl singing songs to me beneath the marking.
Danni the girl is singing songs to me beneath the marquee.
 
Stick math car shop con job booklet
Steak knife card shark con job boot cut
 
Talented girl is singing songs to me.
Dani the girl is singing songs to me.
 
Ten little girls are singing songs to me
 Beneath the marquee, overload.
Dani the girl, is singing songs to me
 Beneath the marquee, overload.
 
That little girl is singing songs to me.
Danii, the girl is singing songs to me.
 
That little girl that's singing songs with me.
Dani the girl is singing songs to me.
 
That little whirl that's singing songs with me.
Dani the girl is singing songs to me.
 
There is a girl who's singing songs to me.
Dani, the girl is singing songs to me.
 
Kissed ya, never missed ya.
Ooh, ah, guess you never meant it
 
Standing in line to see a shorter line
Standing in line
To see the show tonight
 
Standing in line to see the show tonight I left a light on
Standing in line to see the show tonight and there's a light on
 
Cairo, Cairo!
Cabron, cabron
 
Calzone, calzone
Cabron, Cabron
 
Carbroom, carbroom
Cabron, cabron
 
Cavron, cavron
Cabron, cabron
'Cavron' is a very obscene word in Spanish.
 
Cow brown, cow brown
Cabron, Cabron
 
I see you in the park
 You're always wearing dark or blue.
I see you in the park
 You're always wearing Dodger blue.
 
I see you in the park
 You're always wearing darker blue.
I see you in the park
 You're always wearing Dodger blue.
 
I see you in the park
 You're always wearing delta blue.
I see you in the park
 You're always wearing Dodger blue.
 
Kao Ro, Kao Ro
Cabron, Cabron
Kao Ro is Chinese for 'to have a barbecue'.
 
Kraruuuum, karuuuum
Cabron, cabron
 
This cosmonaut's forsaying songs about the Love Canoe.
This time of night's for singing songs about the local news.
 
This time of night's for singing songs about the love we knew.
This time of night's for singing songs about the local news.
 
This toggle-naut's forcing the signs about the love come-new.
This time of night's for singing songs about the local news.
 
Toblerone, Toblerone
Cabron, Cabron
 
Tyrone, Tyrone
Cabron, Cabron
 
You're always wearing delta blue.
You're always wearing Dodger blue.
 
A teenage bag with a baby inside
A teenage bride with a baby inside
 
A teenage guy with a baby inside
A teenage bride with a baby inside
 
And Adderall's not far away, it's Californication.
And Alderaan's not far away, it's Californication.
 
And Adderall's not far away
And Alderaan's not far away
 
And Aileron's not far away, it's Californication.
And Alderaan's not far away, it's Californication.
 
And El Dorado's not far away, it's Californication.
And Alderaan's not far away, it's Californication.
 
And Goldbank can you hear the spheres.
And Cobain can you hear the spheres.
 
And I'll dine not far away, it's California Cajun.
And Alderaan's not far away, it's Californication.
 
And Ill Doran in far away, California cagion.
And Alderaan's not far away, it's Californication.
 
And all around not far away is Californication.
And Alderon's not far away, it's Californication
 
And ill doran in far away California cagion
And Alderaan's not far away its Californication
 
But Tyler Wade couldn't save the world
 From Californication.
But tidal waves couldn't save the world
 From Californication.
 
Celebrity scar is this your star
 Or this a world of fakin'?
Celebrity skin is this your chin
 Or is that war you're waging?
 
Celebrity skin is this your chin
 Or is that what you're taking?
Celebrity skin is this your chin
 Or is that war you're waging?
 
Celebrity skin is this your gender
 Or is this war your waging?
Celebrity skin, is this your chin
 Or is that war your waging?
 
Celebrity skin, is that your chin
 Or is that all your wages?
Celebrity skin, is that your chin
 Or is that war you're waging?
 
Chemo Californication
Dream of Californication.
 
Circus stars from China
Trying to steal your arms in nation,
Little girls from Sweden
Dream of silver screen floatations,
If you want these kind of dreams, it's caliphonication. 
 It's the edge of the world
In all the west of civilization
The sun may rise in the east
At least it's settled in a fine location... 
 Hate is on a mirror while
You break the spell of aging
To love this skin is discharge,
And this is while your waiting. 
 First born in the cold,
Hot coals are formed.... 
 Marry the guy who would vary the world,
I'd be my very own constellation,
A teenage broad with a baby inside
Getting high on inflammation.... 
 Homies raised I love the phrase
Control the population 
Destruction leads to a baron flood,
But it always leads to creation
An earthquake starts to a girl's guitar
It's just another good vibration,
And idol waves couldn't save the world
From californication. 
 Slitting my wrist
There is no death,
And this is what your craving.
Psychic spies from China
Try to steal your mind's elation
Little girls from Sweden
Dream of silver screen quotations 
 It's the edge of the world
And all of western civilization
The sun may rise in the East
At least it settles in the final location 
 Pay your surgeon very well
To break the spell of aging
Celebrity skin is this your chin
Or is that war you're waging 
 First born unicorn
Hard core soft porn 
 Marry me girl be my fairy to the world
Be my very own constellation
A teenage bride with a baby inside
Getting high on information 
 Born and raised by those who praise
Control of population 
 Destruction leads to a very rough road
But it also breeds creation
And earthquakes are to a girl's guitar
They're just another good vibration
And tidal waves couldn't save the world
From Californication 
 Sicker than the rest
There is no test
But this is what you're craving
 
Cobain can you hear Miss Spears 
Sing songs? I'll switch me stations
Cobain can you hear the spheres 
Singing songs off station to station
 
Cobain can you hear Miss Spears
 Sing songs of station to station?
Cobain can you hear the spheres
 Singing songs off station to station?
 
Cobain can you hear the Spears
 Singing songs I'll change the station
Cobain can you hear the spheres
 Singing songs off station to station
 
Cobain can you hear the Spears
 Singing songs of mysoginisation.
Cobain can you hear the spheres
 Singing songs off station to station.
 
Cobain can you hear the spears
Singing songs of stitch me station
Cobain can you hear the spheres
Singing songs off station to station.
 
Cobain can you hear the spheres
 Singing songs off switchin' the station
 And Eleanor Ross is not far away.
Cobain can you hear the spheres
 Singing songs off station to station
 And Alderon's not far away.
 
Cobain did you hear Brit Spears 
Killed yourself, then changed the sation
Cobain can you hear the spheres 
Singing songs off station to station
 
Cobain, can you hear despairs?
 Singing songs of such mystation.
Cobain, can you hear the spheres?
 Singing songs off station to station.
 
Cobain, can you hear the Spears
 Singing songs of specialty stations?
Cobain, can you hear the spheres
 Singing songs off station to station?
 
Cobank can't you heed this
 P***ing songs off, station to station?
 or
 Cobank can you hear this piercing song
 From station to station?
 or
 Cobank can you hear these fearsome sounds
 From Staffordshire Station?
Cobain, can you hear the spheres
 Singing songs off station to station?
 
Cream of Calie's pornorniction.
Dream of Californication.
 
Cream of Californication.
Dream of Californication.
 
Creole Californication
Dream of Californication
 
Damn unicorns
 Addicted to porn.
First born unicorn
 Hardcore soft porn.
 
Dino can afford vacation.
Dream of Californication
 
Dream I can afford a vacation.
Dream of Californication
 
Dream of California cajion
Dream of Californication
 
Dream of a California vacation.
Dream of Californication.
 
Dream of candid fornication
Dream of Californication
 
Dream of cattle fornication.
Dream of Californication.
 
Dream of having fornication
Dream of Californication
 
Dream of jolly fornication
Dream of Californication
 
Dream of midget fornication
Dream of Californication
 
Everybody's Ben Hur
 And I don't need novacation.
Everybody's been there
 And I don't mean on vacation.
 
Everybody's trippin' 
And I don't mean on vacation
Everybody's been there 
And I don't mean on vacation
 
Everybody's trippin'
 And I don't mean novacation.
Everybody's been there
 And I don't mean on vacation.
 
Everybodys been there 
And I don't mean novication.
Everybody's been there 
And I don't mean on vacation.
 
F**k your uncle
First born Unicorn
 
Feline Californication
Dream of Californication
 
First Born Unicrorn, Arc Whores of Porn
First Born Unicrorn, Hardcore Soft Porn
 
First Port in a storm
 or
 First porn in store
First born unicorn
 
First bong and a cone
First born unicorn
 
First bonk in the corn
First born unicorn
 
First bord in a coma
First born Unicorn
 
First born due to Korn
Firstborn unicorn
 
First born gets a cold.
First born unicorn
 
First born gets the corn
First born unicorn
 
First born in a 
Corner, in Kosovo
First born unicorn, 
hard core soft porn
 
First born in a caul
 Hard core soft porn.
First born unicorn
 Hardcore, soft porn.
 
First born in a cult
 Of Kosovo.
First born unicorn
 Hardcore soft porn.
 
First born in the cold
 Hardcore star porn.
First born unicorn
 Hardcore, soft porn.
 
First born in the corn
Hardcore soft core
First born unicorn
Hardcore, soft porn.
 
First born in the corn
 Hard course of pron.
First born unicorn
 Hardcore, soft porn.
 
First born into porn 
Hardcore soft porn
First born unicorn 
Hardcore soft porn
 
First born of the corn, everything must go
First born unicorn, hard core soft porn
 
First born unicorn. Hardcore Sapporo.
First born unicorn. Hardcore soft porn.
 
First born unicorn
 Our course are poor.
First born unicorn
 Hardcore soft porn.
 
First born you're the corn
First born unicorn
 
First born youporn, Hot Kosovo
First born unicorn, hard core soft porn
 
First born, first to go
 With whores that like porn.
First born unicorn
 Hardcore, soft porn.
 
First corn, you're too corn, 
hard corn soft corn, 
Kemo-Californication
First born unicorn, 
hardcore soft porn, 
dream of Californication
 
First corn, you're too corn
 Hard corn soft corn
 Kemo-Californication
First born unicorn
 Hard core, soft porn
 Dream of Californication.
 
First one to the door 
 Gets to open up that door 
 Be my Californication
First born unicorn 
 Hard core soft porn 
 Dream of Californication
 
First spawn you to call
 Our calls are poor
 Viva Californication.
First born unicorn
 Hard core soft porn
 Dream of Californication.
 
First torn unicorn,
hardcore soft torn
First born unicorn, 
hardcore soft porn
 
First, born in the cold 
 Of course, I'll go.
First born unicorn
 Hardcore soft porn.
 
Game of californication
Dream of californication
 
Hard core's of porn.
Hard core, soft porn.
 
Hard corn, soft pores
Hardcore, soft porn
 
Hard course of porn
Hardcore, soft porn
 
Hardcore, soft core
Hardcore, soft porn
 
Hey now, Sgt. Berrywine
 To break the spell of aging.
Pay your surgeon very well
 To break the spell of aging.
 
Hey you, Sergeant Baro
 I'll break the spell of aging.
Pay your surgeon very well
 To break the spell of aging.
 
Hey, yo Sergeant Mary, wanna break the spell of aging?
Pay your surgeon very well to break the spell of aging.
 
Hot coals start to fall.
Hard core soft porn
 
Hot cole slaw porn.
Hard core, soft porn.
 
Hot coleslaw cold
Hard core, soft porn.
 
Hot course of porn
 or
 Hot class of porn
Hard core, soft porn
 
Hot course, of course.
Hardcore, soft porn.
 
Hot dogs are cold
Hardcore, soft porn
 
How close? How torn?
Hardcore, soft porn
 
Illegal girls from Sweden
 Dream of Silver Screen flotation.
Little girls from Sweden
 Dream of silver screen quotations.
 
Is that your gender, or is that why you're waiting?
Is that your chin, or is that war you're waging?
 
Is this your gender, is it war you're waging
Is this your chin or is it war you're waging
 
It was a fever Californication
Dream of Californiction
 
It's the end of the world
It's the edge of the world
 
Jim wants Californication
Dream of Californication
 
Kenan and Kel affords vacation.
Dream of Californication.
 
Kenan and Kel were from vacation.
Dream of Californication.
 
Kenan's Californication
Dream of Californication
 
King of Californication
Dream of Californication
 
Kurt Cobain, can you hear Britney Spares?
And Cobain, can you hear the spheres?
 
Marry a girl she was married to the world
Marry me girl be my fairy to the world
 
Marry me girl,
 Be a periwinkle
Marry me girl,
 Be my fairy to the world
 
Merry be the word 
put your titty to the wall
Marry me girl, 
be my fairy to the world
 
My doors are closed
Hardcore soft porn
 
My throats all swollen.
Hardcore, soft porn
 
No more, no more
Hardcore, soft porn
 
Of course I'll hold
Hardcore, soft porn
 
Of course, I'll fall.
Hard core, soft porn
 
Of course, I'm poor.
Hardcore, soft porn
 
Pay your sergeant marry a while
 To break the spell of aging
 Tell me this skin is disco chin
 There is that war you're waging
Pay your surgeon very well
 To break the spell of aging
 Celebrity skin is this your chin
 Or is that war you're waging?
 
Pay your surgeon very well
 To break the elevating
 Celebrity skin is this your chin
 Or is this on your waking?
Pay your surgeon very well
 To break the spell of aging
 Celebrity skin is this your chin
 Or is that war you're waging?
 
People can't afford education.
Dream of Californication.
 
People can't afford vacation
Dream of Californication
 
Pray to Virgin Mary well to break the celebrating
Pay your surgeon very well to break the spell of aging.
 
Psychic spies from China 
try to steal your mom's elation
Psychic spies from China 
try to steal your mind's elation
 
Psychic spies from China 
 Try to steal your modulation
Psychic spies from China
 Try to steal your mind's elation.
 
Psychic spies from China try to steal your consolation.
Psychic spies from China try to steal your mind's elation.
 
Psychic spies from China
 Try to feel the world's vibration.
Psychic spies from China
 Try to steal your mind's elation.
 
Psychic spies from China
 Try to steal your mom's elation.
Psychic spies from China
 Try to steal your mind's elation.
 
Psychic spies from Chinatown
 Try to steal your mind's erection.
Psychic spies from China
 Try to steal your mind's elation.
 
Psychics pass from child to child
 Trying to steal your mind's elation.
Psychic spies from China
 Try to steal your mind's elation.
 
Psycho spies from China try to steal your t** elavation
 And little girls from Sweden dream of pornographic pictures.
Psychic spies from China try to steal our mind's elation
 Little girls from Sweden dream of silver screen quotations.
 
Psycho spies with shiners
 Try to steal your mom's erection.
 Little pearl are sweet as cream
 As silver screening 'flections
 And if you want a kind of breem
It's colorful complexion.
Psychic spies from China 
 Try to steal your mind's elation.
Little girls from Sweden
 Dream of silver screen quotations
 And if you want these kind of dreams
 It's Californication.
 
Psycho spy's v*****
 Try to steal your son's vibrator.
Psychic spies from China
 Try to steal your mind's elation.
 
Re in Californication.
Dream of Californication.
 
Satan's spawns from China
 Try to steal your Mount Elation.
Psychic spies from China
 Try to steal your mind's elation.
 
Sidekick spies from China try to steal your mind's elation.
Psychic spies from China try to steal your mind's elation.
 
Singing songs off specialist stations
Singing songs off station to station
 
Standing here, I realise
You were just like me, trying to make history
Psychic spies from China tryna steal your minds elation
 
Subliminal skin, is this your chin
 Or is that war your waging?
Celebrity skin, is this your chin
 Or is that war your waging?
 
Take a spouse from China
 Try to steal your mom's elation.
Psychic spies from China
 Try to steal your mind's elation.
 
Team of californication
Dream of Californication
 
Teenage bi with a baby in side.
Teenage bride with a baby inside.
 
Teenage bride with a baby inside getting high on nymphomation.
Teenage bride with a baby inside getting high on information.
 
Teenage guide with a baby inside
A teenage bride with a baby inside
 
Telemicus skin is this your chin? 
Secret spys from China try to steel your mindelation
Celebrity skin is this your chin 
Psychic spies from China try to steel your mind's elation
 
Telemicus skin is this your chin?
 Secret spys from China try to steel your mindelation.
Celebrity skin is this your chin
 Psychic spies from China try to steal your mind's elation.
 
The only raise my love embraced was control of population.
Born and raised by those who praise control of population.
 
The sun may rise in the east; 
 At least it settled in a fun location.
The sun may rise in the East, at least
 It's settled in a final location.
 
They call it fornication.
Californication
 
Very big girl, be my ferry to the world.
Marry me girl, be my fairy to the world.
 
Very big man be a feather to the world
Marry me girl be my fairy to the world
 
ViVa Californication
Dream of Californication.
 
Your son may rise in yeast, at least
 It settled in a frontal lobe nation.
The sun may rise in the East, at least
 It's settled in a final location.
 
Can't stop addicted to the s*** pig
 Chop chop, he says I'm gonna win keg.
Can't stop, addicted to the shin dig
 Cop Top, he says I'm gonna win big.
 
Can't stop predicting to the shin dig
 Drop top, it says I'm gonna win big.
Can't stop, addicted to the shin dig
 Cop top he says I'm gonna win big.
 
Can't stop predicting to the shin dig
 Drop top, it says I'm gonna win big
 Choose not the life of imitation
 Some something something preservation.
Can't stop, addicted to the shindig
 Chop-chop, he says I'm gonna win big.
 Choose not the life of imitation
 Distant cousin to the reservation.
 
Can't stop the cops from engineering.
Can't stop the gods from engineering.
 
Can't stop the feeling for the shin dig.
Can't stop, addicted to the shin dig.
 
Can't stop the golf from engineering.
Can't stop the gods from engineering.
 
Can't stop the spear it's mocha cheechu
 This life is more than just a tree, true.
Can't stop the spirits when they need you
 This life is more than just a read through.
 
Choose not the life of imitation
 Fisticuffs into the reservation.
Choose not the life of imitation
 Distant cousin to the reservation.
 
Chose not a life of imitation
 Distant bugs into the reservation.
Chose not a life of imitation
 Distant cousin to the reservation.
 
Coppertop, he says I'm gonna win big.
Cop top, he says I'm gonna win big.
 
Far more shopping than anything I ever knew.
Far more shocking than anything I ever knew.
 
Fisticuffs into the reservation
Distant cousin to the reservation
 
Go ask a desk for any answers.
Go ask the dust for all the answers.
 
Go ask the dust for any the answers
 Come back strong with fifty-million answers.
Go ask the dust for all the answers
 Come back strong with fifty belly dancers.
 
I'm still stuck in an elephant.
Far more shocking than anything.
 
In time I want to be your best friend,
 Peace and love is living on the West End
In time I want to be your best friend,
 East side lovers living on the West End
 
Takes two sticks to make an elevator.
Takes two sticks to make it in the nature.
 
That tend to rob a generation.
The gender of a generation.
 
The well I love
 The trains I tried to be part of
 The way ya can't stop.
The world I love
 The trains I hop
 To be part of
 The wave can't stop.
 
This can constitute a reservation.
Distant cousin to the reservation
 
Use my pants for everything but steering.
Use my hands for everything but steering.
 
Go write your message on the caveman
Go write your message on the pavement
 
So smart, she’s living in the ozone
So smart, she’s leaving me to ozone
 
"Charlie"
Pick it up and run like Bell
Pick it up and run like hell
 
"Coffee Shop"
Meet me at the coffin shop
Meet me at the coffee shop
 
"Coffee Shop"
Meet me at the copy shop
Meet me at the coffee shop
 
"Dani California"
A day was gonna come when I would get pneumonia.
Day was gonna come when I was gonna mourn ya'.
 
"Dani California"
And in the valley, she was selling her best for less
 It only hurts when it lasts
 Come to bed.
Down in the badlands, she was saving the best for last
 It only hurts when I laugh
 Gone too fast.
 
"Dani California"
California S & P
California, rest in peace.
 
"Dani California"
California, do your deed
 She's my priestess, I'm your prince
 Yeah, yeah!
California, show your teeth
 She's my priestess, I'm your priest
 Yeah, yeah!
 
"Dani California"
California, do your thing.
California, show your teeth.
 
"Dani California"
California, earn your keep.
California, show your teeth.
 
"Dani California"
California, rescue me.
California, rest in peace.
 
"Dani California"
California, rest in peace,
Simon Taylor's on release.
California, rest in peace,
Simultaneous release.
 
"Dani California"
California, rest in peace
 I'm your genie just released.
California, rest in peace
 Simultaneous release
 
"Dani California"
California, show your teets.
California, show your teeth.
 
"Dani California"
Californians live in trees
 With the stadium disease.
California, rest in peace
 Simultaneous release.
 
"Dani California"
Coming every way saying, 'Baby whatcha gonna.'
On her merry way saying, 'Baby, whatcha gonna?'
 
"Dani California"
Day was gonna come when I was gonna b*** ya.
Day was gonna come when I was gonna mourn ya.
 
"Dani California"
Devil's gonna come and now I've got pneumonia.
Day was gonna come when I was gonna mourn ya.
 
"Dani California"
Gettin' bored in the state of Mississippi 
 Papa was a Commie and Mama was a hippie.
Gettin' born in the state of Mississippi 
 Papa was a copper and Mama was a hippie.
 
"Dani California"
Gettin' busy in the state of Mississippi
Gettin' born in the state of Mississippi
 
"Dani California"
Getting bored in the state of Mississippi
 or
 Getting stoned in the state of Mississippi
Getting born in the state of Mississippi
 
"Dani California"
In Alabama, she was getting hammered.
 or
 In Alabama, she was wearing a hammer.
In Alabama, she would swing a hammer.
 
"Dani California"
Looking down the mirror at my hot little 45.
Lookin' down the barrel of a hot metal 45.
 
"Dani California"
Masturbater, gifted animator
Push the fader, gifted animator
 
"Dani California"
Rescue me
California, rest in peace.
 
"Dani California"
She never knew that there was anything more than four.
She never knew that there was anything more than poor.
 
"Dani California"
She never knew that there was anything more than gold
She never knew that there was anything more than poor.
 
"Dani California"
She never knew that there was anything more than pa.
She never knew that there was anything more than poor.
 
"Dani California"
She's a lady, twisted animator
One farther down and baby see ya later
Push the fader, gifted animator
 One for the now and eleven for the later.
 
"Dani California"
She's a roner, rebel, and a stoner.
She's a runner, rebel, and a stunner.
 
"Dani California"
She's my freakster on your freeze.
She's my priestess, I'm your priest.
 
"Dani California"
She's my priestess, I'm your king
(Later)
I love my baby today
(Later)
Don't you dare!
She's my priestess, I'm your priest
(Later)
I love my baby to death
(Later)
Gone too fast
 
"Dani California"
Staring down the barrell of a hot metaphor defy.
Lookin' down the barrel of a hot metal 45.
 
"Dani California"
Sucking on the barrel of a hot man of 45
Looking down the barrel of a hot metal 45
 
"Dani California"
The day was gonna come when I was gonna warn ya.
The day was gonna come when I was gonna mourn ya.
 
"Dani California"
Twist of fate, a gifted animator
 One for the now and a little for the later.
Push the fader, gifted animator
 One for the now and eleven for the later.
 
"Dani California"
Two Jews to sacrifice
Too true to say good bye to you
 
"Dani California"
What in the ballroom does your company take me for?
What in the world does your company take me for?
 
"Dani California"
Who knew the harder side of you?
 Who knew the hardest time to prove?
Who knew the other side of you?
 Who knew what others died to prove?
 
"Dani California"
With a name like Dani California
 Day was gonna come when John was gonna bum ya.
With a name like Dani California
 The day was gonna come when I was gonna mourn ya.
 
"Dani California"
With a name like Dani California
 The day was gonna come that I was gonna moan ya.
 or
 With a name like Dani California
 Devils gonna come, but I was gonna warn ya.
With a name like Dani California
 The day was gonna come that I was gonna mourn ya.
 
"Dark Necessities"
Dark necessities, the bottom ninety-nine
Dark necessities are part of my design
 
"Dark Necessities"
Doctor says disease are a product of desire
Dark necessities are part of my design
 
"Deep Kick"
Two boys made love in England.
Two boys in London, England.
 
S*** my d***, on again, all will be revealed, my friend.
Sideways falling, more will be revealed, my friend.
 
"Dosed"
Deep inside the cannon I can hide.
Deep inside the canyon I can't hide.
 
"Dosed"
I got dozed by you
 or 
I got chosen by you
I got dosed by you
 
"Dosed"
Up on the mound where she died.
Up upon the mountain where she died.
 
"Dosed"
Weep on the man when she died.
Way upon the mountain where she died.
 
"Dosed"
You've got a perfect thong.
You cut a perfect form.
 
"Easily"
Feed the wee.
Easily
 
"Easily"
I don't need to hear your reasons, monkey-boy
I don't want to be your little research monkey boy
 
"Easily"
I don't want to hear your little reasons, Monkey-Boy.
or
I don't want to be your little Reese's monkey boy
or
I don't want to be your little Reese's monkey boy
I don't want to be your little research monkey boy
 
"Easily"
I don't want to be your little reason twenty-four.
I don't want to be your little research monkey boy.
 
"Easily"
I don't want to eat your raisins monkey boy.
I don't want to be your little research monkey boy.
 
"Easily"
Roaming through the woods because there's order in the back.
Throw me to the wolves because there's order in the pack.
 
"Easily"
Shao Lin Shakin' for the sake of his soul.
Shao Lin shakin' for the sake of the world.
 
"Easily"
Shoutin' shaken for the sake of the world.
Shao Lin shakin' for the sake of the world.
 
"Easily"
Showerin' shaken for the sake of the world.
 or
 Shao Lin shakin' for the sake of the world.
Shao Lin shakin' for the sake of his soul.
 
"Easily"
Story 'bout a woman on the running of a war.
The story of a woman on the morning of a war.
 
"Easily"
Story 'bout a woman who was falling from a wall
The story of a woman on the morning of a war
 
"Easily"
Throw me to the woods because there's odor in the back
Throw me to the wolves because there's order in the pack
 
Call me now, you da Saturn knight.
Call me now, use the satellite.
 
Call me now, you little Sodomite.
Call me now, use the satellite.
 
Failed and you Cindy oughta golden your smile.
Felony send me all the gold in your smile.
 
"Especially In Michigan"
Underwater violence
Underwater violins
 
"Especially In Michigan"
White clouds are in a meeting for a fisherman
White clouds I'm in a mitten full of fishermen
 
"Especially In Michigan"
Wrap me in your sediment, especially in Michigan
Wrap me in your cinnamon, especially in Michigan
 
"Fight Like A Brave" (MP3) 
I'm a rebel goin' fishin'.
I'm a rebel with a vision.
 
"Fight Like A Brave" (MP3) 
I'm a rebel with a mission.
I'm a rebel with a vision.
 
"Fight Like A Brave" (MP3) 
Put your knuckleheads together, make a fist and fight
 Knocked to your death and knocked to your grave.
Put your knuckleheads together, make a fist and fight
 Not to your death and not to your grave.
 
"Fight Like A Brave" (MP3) 
Retards with pie in your ass
Fiends hide behind your rocks
 
Come off guard so I seem mullet proof.
Come on God do I seem bullet proof.
 
Come on, God
 My a** ain't bullet proof.
Come on, God
 Do I seem bulletproof?
 
Every time I lose I take two.
Every time I lose altitude
 
Head of an innovator
Hell of an elevator
 
Heaven remember, baby.
Hell of an elevator
 
Nevermind the consequences of the wildest time
Nevermind the consequences of the crime this time
 
The camel gets himself assassinated.
The king who gets himself assassinated.
 
They're sayin', 'Tess, you gotta kill the queen and then you've made it.'
They say in chess you gotta kill the queen and then you mate it.
 
A photo, just to see the look on their face.
I f***'em, just to see the look on their face.
 
Make a funky baby 'cuz the funk is crazy.
Make it funky baby 'cuz the funk is crazy.
 
Make a funky baby cos the funk is crazy
Make it funky baby cos the funk is crazy
 
Can I get a little bit of that donkey poo?
Can I get a little bit of that done did do?
 
Dare I know what's in my band
 or 
 Dare I know what's in my vein
There are no monks in my band.
 
Every man has s***ed on me.
Every man has certain needs.
 
Every man has sucked on weed.
Every man has certain needs.
 
Live or die a horny man.
If I die an honest man
 
Live, not die, an honest man
If I die an honest man
 
You are all alone
You are on the road
 
I'm a leader on you block.
I'll malinger on your block.
 
I'm a leaker on your block
I'll malinger on your block
 
I'm malignant on your block.
I'll malinger on your block.
 
"Get Up And Jump"
You got a pop-it in your pants
You got a pumpkin in your pants
 
AAA, AAA, AAA now
Give it away, give it away, give it away now
Each instance of "AAA" to be read as "Triple-A"
 
Auditors grab material excess
Unimpressed by material excess
 
Bob Marley blowing in a bucket
Bob Marley, poet and a prophet
 
Bob Marley bowing like a bluffer.
Bob Marley poet and a prophet.
 
Bob Marley comin' out your armpit
Bob Marley, poet and a prophet
 
Bob Marley glowing like a bucket
Bob Marley poet and a prophet
 
Bob Marley rollin' in a bucket.
Bob Marley poet and a profit.
 
Bob Marley walkin' like a dog.
 or
 Bob Marley, walking like a donkey.
Bob Marley, walkin' like he talk it.
 
Bob Marley walking like a doggie.
Bob Marley, poet and a prophet.
 
Bob Marley walking like a prophet.
Bob Marley, poet and a prophet.
 
Bob Marley, livin' in a bucket
Bob Marley, poet and a prophet
 
Bob Marley, rowin' in a bucket
Bob Marley, poet and a prophet
 
But my lips couldn't get it out it.
Bob Marley, poet and a prophet.
 
Chick-fil-A, Chick-fil-A, Chick-fil-A now
Give it away, give it away, give it away now
 
Come on everybody chicken liver
Come on everybody time to deliver
 
Confide with sly yuletide a prizer
Confide wisely you'll be the wiser
 
Confide with sly, you'll be the wiser.
Confide wisely, you'll be the wiser.
 
Confined to slide up in Loaiza
Confide wisely, you'll be the wiser.
 
Dealing with the devil, don't stop, continue.
Reeling with the feeling, don't stop, continue.
 
Do the wave, do the wave, do the wave now
Give it away, give it away, give it away now
 
Get down with the bow wow.
Get down with the pow wow.
 
Gibbon away, gibbon away, gibbon away now.
Give it away, give it away, give it away now.
 
Give a little, people in a sea of discus.
Greedy little people in the sea of distress.
 
Give it to Wayne, give it to Wayne, give it to Wayne now.
Give it away, give it away, give it away now.
 
Give ole, give ole, give ole now
Give it away, give it away, give it away now
 
Give us a wave, give us a wave, give us a wave now.
Give it away, give it away, give it away now.
 
Greedy little people in the sea of biscuits
Greedy little people in the sea of distress
 
Greedy little people, 
let me see your discus
Greedy little people 
in the sea of distress
 
I can't believe I bought a 50 dollar pom-pom.
 or
 I don't care, oh put your finger up my b**-b**.
I can't tell if I'm a kingpin or a pauper.
 
I can't tell if I'm a real cranberry brotha.
I can't tell if I'm a king pin or a pauper.
 
I can't tell if I'm a singing oral bopper.
I can't tell if I'm a king pin or a pauper.
 
Juedo, juedo, juedo
 or
 Juego, juego, juego
 or
 Huelo, huelo, huelo
Give it away, give it away, give it away now.
Translated from Spanish, the three misheard lyrics mean, 'I f***', 'I play,' and 'I smell' respectively.
 
Millionaire now
 or 
Billionaire now
Give it away now
 
Minimum wage, minimum wage, minimum wage, yeah
Give it away, give it away, give it away now
 
No time for the piggy or the loose cow.
No time for the piggies or the hoosegow.
 
One quick time gotta keep it motherf***er.
I can't tell if I'm a kingpin or a pauper.
 
Palmolive, pokin' into profit.
Bob Marley, poet and a prophet.
 
Pretty little people in a sea of distance.
Greedy little people in a sea of distress.
 
Realize Cobb Knobbler is the wiser.
Realize I don't wanna be a miser.
 
Sit on my face
 Sit on my face
 Sit on my face now.
Give it away
 Give it away
 Give it away now.
 
There's a rhythm, boy, to be a giver
There's a river born to be a giver
 
Tigger’s awake, Tigger’s awake
 or 
Tigger’s away, Tigger’s away
Give it away, give it away
 
Walk in time, gonna keep a mother f***er.
I can't tell if I'm a king pin or a pauper.
 
What I've got, you gotta give it to your bum-bum
What I've got, you gotta give it to your papa
 
What I've got, you've got to give it to your dog.
What I've got, you've got to give it to your daughter.
 
Wheeling with the dealing, don't stop, continue
Reeling with the feeling, don't stop, continue.
 
Young blood is bubblin' like a riser
 How come everybody wanna keep it like a geyser?
Young blood is the lovin' upriser
 How come everybody wanna keep it like the kaiser?
 
Funk is just a part of us
or
Funkin' Trippopotamus
or
F*** the Hippopotamus
or
F*** the Hippopotamus
Rockinfreakapottamus
 
"Green Heaven"
About this planet there is something I know.
There's a very big difference between above and below.
A friend or a bro, there's a bounty on the floor.
Let you your seal fly a away like the soul of a 'fro.
Here above land and man here's bland, and yes it doesn't croox the Ku Klux Klan.
We got a government so twisted and bent,
Bombs, thangs and guns that's how our money is spent.
We got pee-pee heroin, greed and prostitution.
Tension, aggravation, L. Ron Hubbard solution.
Not to mention agricultural pollution.
If you think a different way, you're in a mental institution, and that's a heartfelt shame,
'Cause everyone's crazy, everyone's the same, so why's there only Mary, Paul, and Moby to blame?
About this planet there is something I know.
There's a very big difference between above and below.
A friend, foe, or bro, leave your body on the floor.
Let your spirit fly away like the soul of a crow.
Here above land, man's laid his plan and yes it does include the Ku Klux Klan.
We got a government so twisted and bent.
Bombs, tanks and guns, that's how our money is spent.
We've got V.D., heroin, greed and prostitution.
Tension, aggravation, L. Ron Hubbard solution.
Not to mention hard-core chemical pollution.
If you think a different way you're in a mental institution, and that's a heartfelt shame.
'Cause everyone's crazy, everyone's the same, so why should only Larry, Curly and Moe be to blame?
 
"Green Heaven"
Along with goin' fishin' and it's pilin' in the kitchen.
Isn't it bitchin' seeing green men doin' dishes?
Along with goin' fishin' and apple pies in the kitchen.
Isn't it bitchin' seein' dead men in the ditches?
 
Don't call me, I know I'm dead I need bread
I'm so glad that I know more than I knew then
 
Giddyup giddyup now!
'Till I reach a higher ground.
 
Hotter ground
Higher ground
 
The world will reach the bone
'cause it won't be too long
 
"I Could Have Lied" (MP3) 
Spaceship has cut me.
The stare she bears cut me.
 
Must roll over when you're towed
Must roll over when you're told
 
Rocking to the women she is the one.
Rocket to the women is of the one.
 
The earth is made of a dirty word
 And I'd be one too, if I could
The earth is made of dirt and wood
 And I'd be water, if I could
 
The earth is made of a dirty world
 And I'd be locked up, if I could.
The earth is made of dirt and wood
 And I'd be water, if I could.
 
We're all actors
 We're all actors.
I like dirt
 I like dirt.
 
"If You Had To Ask"
Add a little lust to the funky a** freebase.
Add a little lust to the funky a** Flea bass.
 
"If You Have To Ask" (MP3) 
Add a little lust to the f***in' a**-flea face.
Add a little lust to the funky a** Flea bass.
 
"If You Have To Ask" (MP3) 
Booty of the 'hood, I'm rockin' my redwood.
Booty of a hoodlum, rockin' my red hood.
 
"If You Have To Ask" (MP3) 
Pudding's sweet, but too aloof
 Orange eye girl with a backside deuce-head.
Pudding's sweet, but too aloof
 Orange eye girl with a backside dew said.
 
"If You Have to Ask" (MP3) 
Pudding's sweet, but to a loofer
 Orange-eyed girl with a backside doosey
Pudding's sweet, but too aloof
 Orange eye girl with a backside dew said...
 
Finding what youre looking for
 And end up being such a whore.
Finding what youre looking for
 Can end up being such a bore.
 
Funny, what you're looking for can end up being
 Being such a bore.
Finding what you're looking for can end up being
 Being such a bore.
 
If you see me getting high
 If you see me getting high, knock me down.
 or
 If you see me getting mighty
 If you see me getting high, knock me down.
If you see me getting by
 If you see me getting by, knock me down.
 
Knock me down, I'm not larger than life
Knock me down, I'm not bigger than life.
 
Knock me down, I'm not ready to die.
 or
 Knock me down, I'm not really alive.
Knock me down, I'm not bigger than life.
 
Too much, too soon, tootie fruit.
Too much, too soon, to be through.
 
"Love Rollercoaster"
Bowl of custard, I'd love.
Rollercoaster, of love
 
"Love Rollercoaster"
Hold her closer, oh yeah.
Roller coaster, of love.
 
"Love Rollercoaster"
I'm on K-Rock.
 or
 I'm on KROQ.
I want a ride.
K-Rock is a radio station on the east coast, and KROQ (pronounced the same way and is even by the same company) is on the west coast. Both are stations that play the Red Hot Chili Peppers.
 
"Love Rollercoaster"
Land Rover coaster child
Love rollercoaster child
 
"Love Rollercoaster"
Little Augusta of Love
 Little Augusta, ooooo oooo ooo
Rollercoaster of love
 Rollercoaster, ooh-ooh, ooh ooh!
 
"Love Rollercoaster"
Lots of fun on the zip-zip-zipper
Upside down on the zip-zip-zipper
 
"Love Rollercoaster"
Love rollercoaster ciao
Love rollercoaster child
 
"Love Rollercoaster"
Move it over there 'cause I'm a double-decker!
Move it over dad 'cause I'm a double-dipper!
 
"Love Rollercoaster"
Mutha f***a of love
Rollercoaster of love
 
"Love Rollercoaster"
No me gusta of love?
Rollercoaster of love
 
"Love Rollercoaster"
Oo-las goose taf of love
 Oo-las goose taf of lo-huh-huve.
Rollercoaster of love
 Rollercoaster, hoo, hoo, hoo hoo.
 
"Love Rollercoaster"
Oo-las goose taf of love
oo-las goose taf of lo-huh-huve
Roller Coaster of love
roller coaster of love
Editor's note: To the person who submitted this: The name of this song is "Love Rollercoaster", not "Roller coaster of love" or anything variant. It's a cover of a 1976 song originally recorded by The Ohio Players.
 
"Love Rollercoaster"
Red Hot Toaster of Love
Rollercoaster of love
 
"Love Rollercoaster"
Roll a poster
Rollercoaster
 
"Love Rollercoaster"
You give me that funny feeling in my coffee.
You give me that funny feeling in my tummy.
 
"Love Rollercoaster"
Your love is like a broken toaster baby baby
 I want some Rye.
Your love is like a roller coaster baby baby
 I wanna ride
 
"Love Rollercoaster"
Your love is like a rollercoaster, Beanie Baby.
Your love is like rollercoaster, baby, baby.
 
Back-to-back is a matter of fact
Back-to-back is a bad ass fact
 
M-a-g-i-c see you fumble and go
M-a-g-i-c see you in purple and gold
 
"Me And My Friends" (MP3) 
My bear, my bear, my bear, my bear, me and my bear
Me and my, me and my, me and my, me and my, me and my friends
 
"Me And My Friends" (MP3) 
Pee in my, Pee in my, Pee in my, Pee in my, Pee in my pants
Me and my, me and my, me and my, me and my, me and my friends
 
"Mellowship (Slinky In B Major)" (MP3) 
I got a mellowship, I got a yellow d***.
I got a mellowship, I got a fellowship.
 
"Mellowship (Slinky in B Major)" (MP3) 
Am I late 'cause I adore 'em?
My Lakers, I adore 'em.
 
"Mellowship (Slinky in B Major)" (MP3) 
Popcorn, peanuts, lickin' them big butts.
Popcorn, peanuts, lookin' at big butts.
 
We are the loaded kids.
We are the lotus kids.
 
Pop Tart, pistol chasin'
Pop art, pistol chasin'
 
I hurt a little girl
I heard a little girl
 
My friend's got so big breast.
My friends are so depressed.
 
My friends I saw depressed.
My friends are so depressed.
 
My friends are Soggy's friends
My friends are so depressed
 
My friends are salty friends.
My friends are so depressed.
 
My friends are second best.
My friends are so depressed.
 
My friends have soda breasts
My friends are so depressed
 
My friends have soggy breasts.
My friends are so depressed.
 
My friends, I saw thee first.
My friends are so depressed.
 
Talk 'bout tragedy
Taught by tragedy
 
Talk 'bout tragedy
Taught by tragedy
 
Their serving coffee up.
Ex-girlfriend called me up.
 
"Naked In The Rain" (MP3) 
Going to the jungle with a head of her own.
Going to the jungle where the elephant roams.
 
"Naked In The Rain" (MP3) 
There's a long penis in my throat.
There's a lump and it's in my throat.
 
"Nobody Weird Like Me" (MP3) 
Bust my b*****s
 Bless my h**s.
Bust my britches
 Bless my soul.
 
Find my way into the light, heavy metal widow.
Find my way into the light heavy middle weight.
 
I got myself and my masochistic ho, why don't you let go?
I've got myself In a masochistic hold why don't you let go?
I think my version sounds better.
 
I'm gonna carbonate.
I'm on a double date.
 
Memories of everything on 'Blue's Clues'.
Memories of everything that blew through.
 
A cemetery where I buried my feet.
A cemetery where I married the sea.
 
A cemetery where I married LaCee.
A cemetery where I married the sea.
 
A cemetery where I married a flea.
A cemetery where I married the sea.
 
A cemetery where I married a thief
A cemetary where I married the sea
 
A cemetery where I've got to be free.
A cemetery where I married the sea.
Editor's note: cemetery is not spelled with an 'a'.
 
And all they can afford is homemade bread.
A candidate for my soul mate bled.
 
Ha love, ha love and ha slide
 The zapper reads my sign
 I don't.
 But don't believe it's pain.
 Slit my throat is all I ever had.
How long how long will I slide?
 Separate my side
 I don't
 I don't believe it's bad
 Slit my throat is all I ever...
 
Hello, hello, last night
 Separate my time, I don't, I don't believe it's better
 Slit my throat is all I ever...
How long how long will I slide
 Separate my side
 I don't, I don't believe it's bad
 Slit my throat is all I ever...
 
Hello, hello, will I slide?
 Separate my sigh,I don
I don believe in space
 Sliting my phone, it's hold I have her.
How long how long will I slide
 Separate my side I don't
 I don't believe it's bad
 Slit my throat It's all I ever.
 
Hello, how long will I sigh
Separate my time I don't
I don't believe it's bad
To spread my protozoa, I never
How long how long will I slide
Separate my side I don't
I don't believe it's bad
Slit my throat
It's all I ever
I did check to see if this came up in the list. I didn't see it, but I apologize if it's there and I just missed it.
 
Hellow, helloooooow.
How long, how long will I slide?
 
Her divorce to a photograph.
I heard your voice through a photograph.
 
How long how long am I slut?
How long how long will I slide?
 
How long how long will I slide 
 To separate my side? 
 How long
I don't believe in faith
Slit my throat is all I ever had.
How long how long will I slide? 
 Separate my side 
I don't I don't believe it's bad 
 Slit my throat is all I ever...
 
How long how long will I slide 
To seperate my side 
I don't I don't believe it's fair 
Slitting my throat is all I ever 
I heard your voice through a photograph
How long how long will I slide 
seperate my side 
I don't I don't believe it's bad 
slit my throat is all I ever 
I heard your voice through a photograph
 
How long how long will I slide
 Separate my side, I don't
 I don't believe it's been
 Sit on my throat, it's all I ever.
How long how long will I slide
 Separate my side, I don't
 I don't believe it's bad
 Slit my throat is all I ever.
 
How long, how long will I slide?
 Separate my thighs
 I don't, I don't believe it's bad
 S*** in my throat is all I ever...
How long, how long will I slide?
 Separate my side
 I don't, I don't believe it's bad
 Slittin' my throat is all I ever...
 
How low how low, will I slide, 
and separate my side, I don't know, 
I don't believe it better, 
slitting my throat is so much better, 
I heard you lost to a photograph
How long how long will I slide, 
Separate my side, I don't, 
I don't believe it's bad, 
slittin' my throat is all I ever, 
I heard your voice through a photograph
 
How low, how low will I slide?
How long, how long will I slide?
 
How low, how low, will I sly
 Simple, rate my side
 I don't know
 I don't believe it's fair
 Slipping my throated soul I ever
 Centuries of what it's meant to be
 A cemetery where I married a tree
 Strange I think I never change my mind
 (later) Pour my lock into a paper cup
 The ash is fooled and I'm spilling my guts
 She's one to know I'm a silly slut
 A candidate for a so late bed
 Push the trigger and I pull Ted
 Wear me and leave me on the other side
 A yellow teller and it's not my friend
 I tear a Donna, tear a Donna, then it's born again.
How long, how long, will I slide
 Separate my side
 I don't
 I don't believe it's bad
 Slitting my throat, it's all I ever
 Centuries are what it meant to me
 A cemetery where I married the sea
 Stranger things could never change my mind
 (later) Pour my life into a paper cup
 The ashtray's full and I'm spilling my guts
 She want to know, am I still a slut
 A candidate for a soulmate bled
 Push the trigger and I pull the thread
 Wear me out, leave me on the other side
 I yell and tell it that it's not my friend
 I tear it down, I tear it down, and then it's born again.
 
I don't believe in Spain.
 or
 I don't believe in pain
 or
 I don't believe in space.
I don't believe it's bad.
 
I don't believe in faith.
 or
 I don't believe it's fair.
 or
 I don't believe it's better.
I don't believe it's bad.
 
I don't believe it's there
 or 
I don't believe it's dead
I don't believe it's bad
 
I tell Madonna
 Tell Madonna that it's for my girl.
Tear it down
 I tear it down, and then it's born again.
 
I thought an oven brought up the past
I thought it up and brought up the past
 
I've gotta take up the other pipe.
I gotta take it on the other side.
 
I've longed, I've longed my sides
 Separate by sides, I don't, I don't believe in fairies
 Slit my throat is all I have had
 I heard your voice through a paper cup.
How long how long will I slide
 Separate my side
 I don't, I don't believe it's bad
 Slit my throat is all I ever
 I heard your voice through a photograph.
 
Pull the trigger and I'm full of bread
Push the trigger and I pull the thread
 
Push the trigger and I'm for the feds.
Push the trigger and pull the thread.
 
Put some chicken in the pot with bread!
Push the trigger and pull the thread.
 
Scarlet starlet and she's in my bed
A candidate for this homemade blend.
Scarlet starlet and she's in my bed
A candidate for my soul mate bled.
 
Sedentary when I married the flea.
Cemetery where I married the sea.
 
She wants to know if I'm still a slug
She wants to know if I'm still a slut
 
She won't let go, am I still a slut?
She wants to know if I'm still a slut
 
Someone tell me if I'm married, let's see.
Cemetary where I married the sea.
 
Someone tell me where I marry the sea.
A cemetary where I married the sea.
 
Someone tell me why I married a Sikh.
Cemetary where I married the sea.
 
Someone tell me why I married a sleaze.
Cemetary where I married the sea.
 
The cemetery where I married a thief.
A cemetery where I married the sea.
 
The ice cream cone says I'm spilling my gut.
The ashtray's full and I'm spilling my gut.
 
The ice just pulled and I'm spinnin' my guff
The ashtray's full and I'm spillin' my guts
 
The ostrich spoke, and I'm spilling my guts
The ashtray's full and I'm spilling my guts
 
The sky is starlit and she's in my bed 
Does her daddy have his soul mate well fed
Scarlet starlet and she's in my bed 
A candidate for my soul mate bled
 
This girl's retarded and she's in my bed.
The scarlet starlet and she's in my bed.
 
Will someone tell me why I married a thief?
The cemetery where I married the sea.
 
Will someone tell me why I married the sea?
A cemetery where I married the sea
 
"Parallel Universe" (MP3) 
Can't stop a Sidewinder
 I'm a California king.
Christ, I'm a sidewinder
 I'm a California king.
 
"Parallel Universe" (MP3) 
Christ I'm a sad wanker and I like frolicking
Christ i'm a sidewinder and a california king
 
"Parallel Universe" (MP3) 
Christ stomper, sidewinder. I'm a California king.
 I swear it's everywhere or it's everything.
Christ I'm a sidewinder, I'm a California King
 I swear it's everywhere, oh, it's everything.
 
"Parallel Universe" (MP3) 
Class, I'm a sidewinder
 I'm a California kid.
Christ, I'm a sidewinder
 I'm a California king.
 
"Parallel Universe" (MP3) 
Crashed on my side, wander in a California cave
Christ I'm a sidewinder, I'm a California King
 
"Parallel Universe" (MP3) 
Crowd-stopper, sidewinder, I'm a California King
I swear it's everywhere, oh, it's everything.
Christ, I'm a sidewinder, I'm a California King
I swear it's everywhere, oh, it's everything.
 
"Parallel Universe" (MP3) 
Crust of a sidewinder on a California cake
 Icing is everywhere, oh, it's everything.
Christ I'm a sidewinder, I'm a California King
 I swear it's everywhere, oh, it's everything.
 
"Parallel Universe" (MP3) 
Deep inside of a pair of legs universe.
Deep inside of a parallel universe.
 
"Parallel Universe" (MP3) 
Grass-stomper, sidewinder, ow. California Kill.
Christ I'm a sidewinder, I'm a California King.
 
"Parallel Universe" (MP3) 
Grass-stomper, sidewinder
Christ, I'm a sidewinder.
 
"Parallel Universe" (MP3) 
Grasshopper Sidewinder, I’m a California Cane
Christ I'm a sidewinder, I'm a California King.
 
"Parallel Universe" (MP3) 
Grasshopper Sidewinder
 And California Kate
Christ, I'm a sidewinder
 I'm a California king
 
"Parallel Universe" (MP3) 
Kill the pressure it's raining on Salted cheese
Kill the pressure its raining on Salty Cheeks
 
"Parallel Universe" (MP3) 
Kill the pressure
 It's raining on salted cheese.
Kill the pressure
 It's raining on salty cheeks.
 
"Parallel Universe" (MP3) 
Salted cheese
Salty cheeks
 
"Pea"
L, M, N, O, P
I'm a little pea.
 
Do you smell like a girl when you smile?
Do you smile like a girl when you smile?
 
"Power Of Equality"
Take a loan from Mr. Piggy.
Change of brain for Mr. Bigot.
 
"Power Of Equality"
The powerful iguana team
The Power of Equality
 
"Power of Equality"
Exploding eagles in the night
Exploding egos in the night
 
She's two feet and I'm the patent
She's too free and I'm the patient
 
To finger bang is not a sin
 I put my mega finger in
 Your mothers butt is what I win
To finger paint is not a sin
 I put my middle finger in
 Your monthly blood is what I win
 
To finger paint is not a sin 
 I put my middle finger in 
 your monkey butt is what I win
To finger paint is not a sin
 I put my middle finger in
 Your monthly blood is what I win
 
Break my heart so I can f***
Break my heart so I can start
 
I've got mouths of antifreeze.
I've got rhythm when I bleed.
 
On top:all I need
One shot's all I need
 
"Righteous And The Wicked"
Yes, I think we'll f***
 'Cause I feel rested, whoah!
Yes, I think we're f***ed
 But I can't rest in war.
 
It's Goldilocks
 it's Goldilocks
Let's go get lost
 Let's go get lost
 
These smiling eyes are just a metaphor.
These smiling eyes are just a mirror for...
 
Let's, Goldie Locks
 Let's, Goldie Locks.
Let's go get lost
 Let's go get lost.
 
"Save The Population" (MP3) 
I do the speakers I am able.
I do this because I am able.
 
"Save The Population" (MP3) 
I do the speakers, I am able.
or
I do the speed 'cause I am able.
or
I do the speed 'cause I am able.
I do this because I am able.
 
"Savior"
Anna, I see you in a beautiful and different lie
And now I see you in a beautiful and different light
 
"Savior"
Dustin Hoffman a savior.
Dusting off your savior.
 
"Savior"
The life that you have now raided.
The life that you have narrated.
 
A window shade is a lonely view
With the birds I'll share this lonely view
 
A young tough girl in a push up bra
A young Kentucky girl in a push-up bra
 
A young tubby girl in a push-up bra
A young Kentucky girl in a push-up bra
 
All is sweet and colorful.
Autumn's sweet, we call it fall.
 
All the sweet lips, cauliflower
 I'll make it to the moon, never have to crawl.
Autumn's sweet, we call it fall
 I'll make it to the moon if I have to crawl.
 
All them sweet wood, cauliflower.
Autumn's sweet, we call it fall.
 
Ambushing is the lonely view
With the birds I'll share this lonely view
 
An undertaker-girl with a push-up bra
Young Kentucky girl in a push-up bra
 
An untucked girl with a push-up bra
Young Kentucky girl in a push-up bra
 
And the blood was shed. It's a lonely view.
With birds I'll share this lonely view
 
And with the shed and long live you
With the birds, I'll share this lonely view.
 
When it's shaved it's a lonely pube
or
With a bird this shade is a lonely blue
or
With the beds I've shared, it's a lonely view
or
With the blood I shed it's a lonely view
or
With the buzzard shade it's an ugly view
or
With the shed it's lonely viewin'
or
With the bud's I've paid a guy or two
or
With the bourbon shade is the only view
or
With the blood we shed it's so lonely with you
or
With the blood shed it's a lonely view
or
With the birds of share it's a lonely view
or
With the birds this shed is so lonely, oohh
or
With the bird, the shed is the lonely view
or
With the bird shit it's a lonely view
or
With the birds a shed is a lonely view
or
Whisper to share this old lonely view
or
Victor Mieschevitz the lonely Jew
or
Aqua shave, it's a lonely view
or
Aqua shave, it's a lonely view
With the birds I'll share this lonely view
 
Autumn’s sweet will, all fall.
Autumn's sweet, we call it fall.
 
Big mister that I push to call
 Psycho Mister Know-it-all.
Scar tissue that I wish you saw
 Sarcastic Mister Know-It-All.
 
Blood lose in a bathroom ball
 Southern girl with scarlet drawers.
Blood loss in a bathroom stall
 Southern girl with a scarlet drawl.
 
Blood loss in a backroom hall
 Southern girl with a sky lit drawl.
Blood loss in a bathroom stall
 Southern girl with a scarlet drawl.
 
Blood loss in a bathroom stall
 Southern girl with a scarlet bra.
Blood loss in a bathroom stall
 Southern girl with a scarlet drawl.
 
Blood louse in the bedroom stall
Blood loss in a bathroom stall
 
Blood shed is a lonely view
With the birds I'll share this lonely view
 
Brother Cher is a lonely view.
With the birds I share this lonely view
 
By the s*** is the homely poo.
With the birds I'll share this lonely view.
 
By the shed is the lonely view.
With the birds I'll share this lonely view.
 
Caught a fish that I wish you saw.
Scar tissue that I wish you saw.
 
Come to the shed it's a lonely view
With the birds I share this lonely view
 
Dispel this shed. It's a lonely view.
 or 
Misspell this shed. It's a lonely view.
With the birds I'll share this lonely view
 
Don't want to share the salami with you
With the birds I'll share this lonely view
 
Drink bourbon shakes like a lonely human.
With the birds I'll share this lonely view.
 
Fallin' all over myself
 To lick your heart and taste your hill 'cause...
Falling all over myself
 To lick your heart and taste your health 'cause...
 
Fallin' all over myself
 To lick your heart, encased your hip.
Fallin' all over myself
 To lick your heart and taste your health 'cause...
 
Falling all over myself
 To lift your heart in case of your health.
Fallin' all over myself
 To lick your heart and taste your health 'cause...
 
For the Burger Chef it's a lonely view
With the birds I'll share this lonely view.
 
From Albert's Shed it's a lonely view
With birds I'll share this lonely view
 
Got a tushie that I wish you saw.
Scar tissue that I wish you saw.
 
Got locked in a bathroom stall
Blood loss in a bathroom stall
 
Got lost in a bathroom stall, 
Someone's girl with a scarlet drawl
Blood loss in a bathroom stall, 
Southern girl with a scarlet drawl
 
Got lost in a bathroom stall.
Blood loss in a bathroom stall
 
Got lost in a bathroom stall
 Saw the girl with with the scarlet bra.
Blood loss in a bathroom stall
 Southern girl with a scarlet drawl.
 
Got lost in a bathroom stall
 Someone's girl with a sky lit drawl.
Blood loss in a bathroom stall
 Southern girl with a scarlet drawl.
 
Got lost in a bathroom stall
 Southern girl with a sky-lit drawl.
Blood loss in a bathroom stall, 
Southern girl with a scarlet drawl.
 
Gotta teacher that I wish you saw
Scar tissue that I wish you saw
 
Hard times for Mister Know-it-all.
Sarcastic Mister Know-it-all.
 
He's got a t-shirt that I wish you saw
Scar tissue that I wish you saw
 
His brother's shed is alone with you.
With the birds I'll share this lonely view.
 
Homemade bruschetta is only for you
With the birds I'll share this lonley view
 
Honky-tonk girl with a pushy bra
Young Kentucky girl in a push-up bra
 
I get birdie shit since I long left you
With the birds I share this lonely view
 
I got a Chevy so long let it be, yeah
With the birds I'll share this lonely view
 
I kept it, Mr. Know-It-All
Sarcastic Mr. Know-It-All
 
I'm asleep with Colin Powell
Autumn's sweet, we call it fall.
 
In Bertha's shed it’s a lonely view
With the birds I'll share this lonely view
 
In Bertha’s shed it’s a lonely view
With the birds I'll share this lonely view.
 
In Bubba's shed, it's a lonely few.
With the birds I'll share this lonely view.
 
In Bubba's shed, it's a lonely view
With the birds I'll share this lonely view
 
In Burns's shed, it's a lonely view.
With the birds I'll share this lonely view.
 
In a purple Chevy alone with you
With the birds I'll share this lonely view
 
In buzzard s***, it's a lonely view.
With birds I share this lonely view.
 
In my brother's she'd is a lonely Jew
With the birds I'll share this lonely view
 
In my brother's shed, it's a long winded view.
With the birds I share this lonely view.
 
In the Birdsville shed, it's alone with you.
With the birds I'll share this lonely view.
 
In the Burgess Shale there are fossils too
With the birds I'll share this lonely view
 
In the bed in the shed, I'm alone with you.
With the birds, I'll share this lonely view.
 
In the budgie shed it's a lonely view.
With the birds I'll share this lonely view
 
In the budgie shed, it's a lonely view
With the birds I'll share this lonely view
 
In the burger shed I'm alone with you.
With the birds I'll share this lonely view.
 
In the burger shed it's a loan to you
With the birds I'll share this lonely view
 
In the burglar's shed, it's a lonely view.
With the birds I'll share this lonely view.
 
In the burned-out shed it's a lonely view
With the birds I share this lonely view
 
It's the Burgess Shale; it's a lonely view.
 or
 With the burning shared, it's a lonely view.
With the birds, I'll share this lonely view.
 
It's the birds of a feather, it's a lonely loo.
With the birds I'll share this lonely view
 
It's-ah Bud, I'll share this-ah lager brew.
With the birds I'll share this lonely view.
 
Leave Virgil here and I won't leave you
With the birds I'll share this lonely view
 
Lift the birds to the shed, it's a long way view, yeah!
With the birds, I'll share this lonely view.
 
Mr. Burn's shed is so lonely with you in
With the birds I'll share this lonely view
 
Mr. Burns, the shed is so lonely with you
With the birds I share this lonely view
 
My brother's shed has a lonely view
With the birds I'll share this lonely view
 
My brother's shed is a lovely blue.
With the birds I share this lonely view.
 
My brother's shirt is alone with you.
With the birds I'll share this lonely view.
 
My virgin's head is alone with you
With the birds I'll share this lonely view
 
Psych help from Mr. Know-It-All
Sarcastic Mr. Know-It-All
 
Put the bird in a chair, it's a lonely view
With the birds I share this lonely view
 
Put the butter in the shade it's so lonely, but dude..
With the birds I'll share this lonely view
 
Rick butter shady so long lovin' you
With the birds I'll share this lonely view
 
Rip the birds to shreds, it's a lonely view.
With the birds, I'll share this lonely view.
 
Rubbed me off in a bathroom stall
 Southern girl with scarlet drawers.
Blood loss in a bathroom stall
 Southern girl with a scarlet drawl.
 
Ruth Buzzi shared a so-lonely view.
With the birds I share this lonely view.
Ruth Buzzi was a regular performer on 'Laugh-In.'
 
Sarcasm is for know-it-alls.
Sarcastic Mister Know-it-all
 
Sarcasm is the know-it-all.
Sarcastic Mister Know-it-all.
 
Sarcasm is to know it all.
Sarcastic Mister Know-it-all
 
Saw Captain Mr. know it all.
Sarcastic Mister Know-it-all.
 
Saw a tissue that I you saw.
Scar tissue that I wish you saw.
 
Scar tissue and a birthday brawl
Scar tissue that I wish you saw
 
Scar tissue that I wish you saw
 I saw a monkey with a broken jaw.
Scar tissue that I wish you saw
 Sarcastic Mister Know-It-All.
 
Scar tissue that I wish you saw
 Beside Captain Mr. Know-It-All.
Scar tissue that I wish you saw
 Sarcastic Mister Know-It-All.
 
Scarred tush that wish you saw.
Scar tissue that I wish you saw.
 
Scott Tissue that I wish you bought
Scar tissue and I wish you saw
 
Scott Tissue that I wish you saw.
Scar tissue that I wish you saw.
 
Scott Tissue that I wish you sold
Scar tissue that I wish you saw
 
Servant girl with a scarlet bra.
Southern girl with a scarlet drawl.
 
She's got a tissue that I wish you sold
Scar tissue that I wish you saw
 
She's got a tushy that I wish you saw.
Scar tissue that I wish you saw.
 
Side Captain Mr. Know-it-all
Sarcastic Mr. Know-it-all
Judging by the other submissions for this song, I must be the only one who didn't mishear the "winter burrs in the shed this balogna with Sue" part (although I did think it said 'shit' where it says 'share' the first time)
 
Sky Captain Mister Know-It-All
Sarcastic Mister Know-it-all.
 
Skycaptain is a know it all
Sarcastic Mister Know-it-all.
 
Soccer captain Mr. Know-It-All.
Sarcastic Mr. Know-It-All.
 
Some chick with a scarlet shawl
Southern girl with a scarlet drawl
 
Southern girl in a scarlet bra
Southern girl with a scarlet drawl
 
Southern girl with a scarlet bra.
Southern girl with a scarlet drawl.
 
Southern girl with a sky-lit bra
Southern girl with a scarlett drawl
 
Star Captain, Mister Know-It-All
Sarcastic Mister Know-It-All
 
Suck up to Mr. Know-It-All.
Sarcastic Mr. Know-It-All.
 
Summer girl with a push-up bra
Young Kentucky girl in a push-up bra
 
Switch foot, Slim Shady, it's a lovely view
With the birds I share this lovely view
 
The Burgess Shale has a lonely view
With the birds I'll share this lonely view
The Burgess Shale is a Pre-Cambrian Paleontological site in the Canadian Rockies. Some recent theories of early life forms have been made based on samples taken from this location.
 
The birds will share their bologna with you.
With the birds, I share this lonely view.
 
The blood we share is for only you
With birds I'll share this lonely view
 
The suburbs have a lovely view.
With the birds, I'll share this lonely view.
 
The untucked girl in a pushup bra
A young Kentucky Girl in a push-up bra
 
The young, tucky girl in a push-up brawl
A young Kentucky girl in a push-up bra
 
With the cardinals now Will Clark will beat the brews
or
Then the cow lets out this lonely moo, 
or
Then the cow lets out this lonely moo, 
With the birds I'll share this lonley view
 
This Window she said is a Lonely View
With the birds I'll share this lonely view
I think the lyrics That I misheard have a better meaning, I wish they were the real lyrics.
 
To lick your breast and taste your milk cause.
To lick your heart and taste your health 'cause...
 
To lick your heart and taste your hip.
To lick your heart and taste your health.
 
To lick your hot and taste your hip.
To lick your heart and taste your health.
 
To lift you up and taste your hip
To lick your heart and taste your health
 
Undercover girl in a push-up bra.
Young Kentucky girl in a push-up bra.
 
Undercover girl in a skylet draw
Young Kentucky girl in a push-up bra
 
Undertucka girl in a push up ball
Young Kentucky girl in a push-up bra
 
Undeveloped girl in a push-up bra
Young Kentucky girl in a push-up bra
 
We both share this lonely view.
With the birds I'll share this lonely view.
 
We burnt the shed, it's a lonely view.
With the birds I share this lonely view.
 
We eat bruschetta, so long live you, hey.
With the birds, I'll share this lonely view.
 
We're supposed to share this along the view
With the birds I'll share this lonely view
 
Wet Burma-Shave, it's a lonely view
With the birds I'll share this lonely view
 
Wet the birds that's a lonely view.
With the birds I'll share this lonely view.
 
When above the shed, it's a lonely view.
With the birds, I share this lonely view.
 
When birds are shared it's a lonely view.
With the birds I'll share this lonely view.
 
When blood is shed it's a lonely view, and
With the birds I'll share this lonely view, yeah
 
When blood is shed, it's a lonely hue.
With the birds I'll share this lonely view.
 
When bourbon's shared it's a lonely view and...
With the birds I'll share this lonely view
 
When buzzards s***, it's a lonely view.
With the birds I'll share this lonely view.
 
When my butts in the air, it's really hard to poo.
With the birds I'll share this lonely view.
 
When the 'burbs I share this only view
With the birds I share this lonely view
 
When the birds all s***, it's a lonely view.
With the birds, I'll share this lonely view.
 
When the birds all stare its a lonely viewing
With the birds I share this lonely view
 
When the birds are shed this lonely view.
With the bird I'll share this lonely view.
 
When the birds don't s***, it's a lonely view.
With the birds I'll share this lonely view.
 
When the birds have shed its a lonely view
With the birds I'll share this lonely view
 
When the birds seed I'll share this baloney with you, yo.
When the birds I'll share this lonely view, and...
 
When the burns are shed, it's so lonely of you.
With the birds, I'll share this lonely view.
 
Where the birds all shit, it's alone with you
With the birds, I'll share this lonely view.
 
Where the birds s*** it's a lonely view
With the birds I'll share this lonely view
 
Where the birds s***s a lonely veiw
With birds I'll share a lonely view.
 
Where the birds'll s***, it's a lonely view.
 or
 Where the bird's don't s***, it's a lonely view.
With the birds, I'll share this lonely view.
 
Which birth of shade is the lonely blue?
With the birds, I'll share this lonely view.
 
Which blood you shed is the lonely view, and....
With the birds, I'll share this lonely view.
 
Which person's shed has the loneliest view?
With the birds, I'll share this lonely view.
 
Which purple shade is the lonliest hue
With the birds I'll share this lonley view
 
Whip bird the shade, it's a lonely view.
With the birds I'll share this lonely view.
 
Whip birds in shed 'til they're lonely 'n' blue
With the birds I'll share this lonely view
 
Whip birds of shame; it's a lonely view.
With the birds I'll share this lonely view.
 
Whip the virgin's head, it's a lonely amusement.
With the birds I'll share this lonely view.
 
Whip up the shade, it's a lonely view.
With the birds, I'll share this lonely view.
 
Whip up the shade,
It's a lonely view.
With the birds I'll share this lonely view
 
Whip up the shade. It's a lonely view
With the birds I'll share this lonely view.
 
Whip up the shades, it's a lonely view.
With the birds, I'll share this lonely view.
 
Whipper the shade it's the lonliest hue
With the birds I'll share this lonely view
 
Whisper in the shed is a lonely view
With the birds I'll share this lonely view
 
Whisper the shades, "It's a lonely human."
With the birds I'll share this lonely view
 
Whisper the shed, it's a lonely view
With the birds I'll share this lonely view
 
Whispered and shared, it's a lonely view.
With the birds I'll share this lonely view.
 
Whispers I share, with only you.
With the birds, I'll share this lonely view.
 
With the velvet shade it's a lonely view
or
Whispers and shades, it's a lonely illusion
or
Whispers and shades, it's a lonely illusion
With the birds I'll share this lonely view
 
Whispers are shared with only you
With the birds, I'll share this lonely view.
 
Whispers are shared with yo--u.
With the birds, I'll share this lonely view.
 
Whispers are shared, it's a lonely vieiw
With the birds I'll share this lonely view.
 
Whispers in shed it's alone lay view.
With the birds I'll share this lonely view.
 
Whispers of gray it's a lonely view.
also...
With birds of prey it's a lonely view.
With the birds I'll share this lonely view
I could never figure out the proper lyrics! It would drive me crazy. I knew that I had it wrong, but I just couldn't figure it out.
 
Whispers of shade is a lonely view.
With the birds I'll share this lonely view.
 
Whispers of shame, it's only of you
With the birds I'll share this lonely view
 
Whispers the shade, "It's a lovely view."
With the birds I'll share this lonely view
 
Whitbread is s***, it's a lonely view.
With the birds I'll share this lonely view.
 
White brothers share this 'long live you'.
With the birds, I'll share this lonely view.
 
Width of the shade is a lonely view
With the birds I'll share this lonely view
 
Will the birds all share their salami with you?
With the birds, I'll share this lonely view.
 
Will the birds share their salami with you?
With the birds I'll share this lonely view.
 
Win a cardboard egg, it's a lovely blue.
With the birds I'll share this lonely view.
 
Winter birds it's a shame it's only you.
With the birds I'll share this lonely view.
 
Winthrow's burger shed is so lonely, ooh.
With the birds I'll share this lonely view.
 
Wip a bird and shed a long left you.
With the birds, I'll share this lonely view.
 
Wispers are shared, it's alone with you
With the birds, I'll share this lonely view
 
With Berma shave it's a lonely view.
With the birds I'll share this lonely view.
 
With Bubba's shed it's a lonely view
With the birds I share this lonely view
 
With Burma Shave it's a lonely view
With birds I'll share this lonely view
 
With Burma shave, it's a long way to view it.
With the birds I'll share this lonely view.
 
With a Berber shade, it's a lonely view.
With the birds I'll share this lonely view.
 
With a Burma Shave, it's a lonely view
With the birds I'll share this lonely view
 
With a bloody s*** it's a lonely view
With the birds I'll share this lonely view
 
With a burglar shade it's a lonely view
With the birds I share this lonely view
 
With a burnt out shed, it's a lonely view.
With birds I'll share a lonely view.
 
With a butt of s***, it's a load in you, yeah.
With the birds, I'll share this lonely view.
 
With a buzz I'll shed this lowly hue
With the birds I'll share this lonely view
 
With a machete I aim at you
With birds I share this lonely veiw
 
With a pulled down shade I'm alone with you now
With the birds I share this lonely view
 
With a purple shade, it's a lonely view.
With the birds, I'll share this lonely view.
 
With bird we shed is so lonely with you, yeah
 This bird we shed is so lonely, you!
With the birds I'll share this lonely viewin'
 With the birds I'll share this lonely view
 
With birds I shared this long necked ewe.
With birds I share this lonely view.
 
With birds I'll share this lonely you
With birds I'll share this lonely view
 
With birds in a shed, it's a lonely few
With the birds I'll share this lonely view
 
With birds in the shed, it's a lonely view.
With the birds I'll share this lonely view.
 
With birds of s*** it's a lonely view and
With the birds I'll share this lonely view
 
With birds of shade it a lonely view
With the birds I'll share this lonely view
 
With birds of shed it's a long live you eh?
With the birds I'll share this lonely view.
 
With birds of shed, it's the long live you.
With the birds, I'll share this lonely view.
 
With birds that s*** it's a lonely viewing
With the birds I'll share this lonely view
 
With birds that shed it's a lonely view.
With the birds I'll share this lonely view
 
With birds that shed, it's a lonely view
With the birds I'll share this lonely view
 
With birds, I'll long love you.
With the birds, I'll share this lonely view.
 
With blood that's shed, it's a lonely view.
With the birds, I'll share this lonely view.
 
With blood to shed, it's a lonely view.
With the birds, I'll share this lonely view.
 
With blood to spare, it's a lonely view.
With the birds I'll share this lonely view.
 
With blood, we shed it's the only hue.
With the birds I'll share this lonely view.
 
With both eyes shut it's a lonely view
With the birds I share this lonely view
 
With bourbon shared it's a lonely view.
With the birds I'll share this lonely view.
 
With brother shade it's a lonely view
With the birds I'll share this lonely view
 
With buds of shed, I'm alone with you.
With the birds, I'll share this lonely view.
 
With burden shade it's so lonely viewing
With the birds I'll share this lonely view
 
With burden shared it's a lonely view
With the birds I share this lonely view
 
With burdens shared, it's a lonely view.
With the birds I'll share this lonely view.
 
With bushy shades its a long legged beauty
With birds I'll share this lonely view
 
With buttered bread and bologna juice...
With the birds I'll share this lonely view
 
With church I share this lonely pew, yeah.
With birds I share this lonely view.
 
With love I fear it's a lonely view.
With the birds I'll share this lonely view.
 
With purple shade, it's a lonely view
With the birds I'll share this lonely view
 
With purple shades it's a lonely view
With the birds I'll share this lonely view
 
With purple shades it’s a lowly view.
With the birds I'll share this lonely view.
 
With purple shades this lonely view
With birds I'll share this lonely view
 
With purple sheds of lone misuse
With the birds I'll share this lonely view.
 
With special shads it's a lonely viewing.
With the birds, I'll share this lonely view.
 
With the Berber shades, it's a lovely view.
With the birds I'll share this lonely view.
 
With the Bourbon shed, it's a lonely view.
 or
 With the barber shop, it's a lonely view.
 or
 With the Buddhist tent, it's a lonely view.
 or
 With the birds in chains, it's a lonely view.
With the birds I'll share this lonely view.
 
With the Burgess Shale it's so lonely with you
With the birds I share this lonely view
The Burgess Shale is a famous geological formation in British Columbia containing abundant fossils. Who knew rhcp would write a song about it?
 
With the Burgess Shale, it's a lonely view.
With the birds I share this lonely view.
 
With the Burgess Shale, it's a lonely view
With the birds I'll share this lonely view
The Burgess Shale is a huge deposit of Cambrian animal fossils.
 
With the Burgess Shale, its a lonely view.
With the birds I'll share this lonely view
 
With the Burma Shave, it's a lonely view.
With the birds, I'll share this lonely view.
 
With the Burma Shave, it's the longest view
With the birds, I share this lonely view
 
With the bad and man I want to see you
With the birds I share this lonely view
 
With the bars as shade its a lonely view
With the birds I'll share this lonely view
 
With the bed the shed is so lonely with you
With the birds I share this lonely view
 
With the berber shade its a lonely view
With birds I'll share a lonely view
 
With the bermashave it’s a lonely view.
With the birds I'll share this lonely view.
 
With the bird in the shed I'm alone with you
With the birds I'll share this lonely view
 
With the bird of shame, it's a lonely view.
 or
 With a burden of shame, it's a lonely view.
With the birds, I'll share this lonely view.
 
With the bird s***, it's a lonely view
With birds I'll share this lonely view.
 
With the birds I s***, it's a lovely view, yeah.
With the birds I'll share this lonely view and...
 
With the birds I share this lonely of you.
With the birds I'll share this lonely view.
 
With the birds I share this so long live you.
With the birds I'll share this lonely view.
 
With the birds I shave such a lonely view.
With the birds I'll share this lonely view.
 
With the birds I'll say this lowly view
With the birds I'll share this lonely view
 
With the birds I'll share this bowl of stew
With the birds I'll share this lonely view
 
With the birds I'll shave my legs for you
With the birds I'll share this lonely view
 
With the birds I'll shed alone with you.
With the birds I'll share this lonely view.
 
With the birds all dead, it's a lonely view.
With the birds I'll share this lonely view.
 
With the birds and s*** it's a lonely view.
With the birds I'll share this lonely view.
 
With the birds and shade it's a long love you
With the birds I'll share this lonely view
 
With the birds and sheds, it's a lonely view.
With the birds, I'll share this lonely view.
 
With the birds and the shed, it's a lonely view.
With the birds, I'll share this lonely view.
 
With the birds as shade it's a lonely view
With the birds I'll share this lonely view
 
With the birds at the shell it's a lonely view
With the birds I'll share this lonely view
 
With the birds in shed, it's a lonely view.
With the birds I'll share a lonely view.
 
With the birds in the shade it's a lonely view.
 or
 With the burden to shed, it's a lonely view.
With birds I'll share a lonely view.
 
With the birds in the shade its a lonely view
With the birds I'll share this lonely view
 
With the birds in the shade, it's so lonely viewin'.
With the birds, I'll share this lonely view.
 
With the birds in the shed it's a lonely view.
With the birds I'll share this lonely view.
 
With the birds in the shed it's a lonely view
With the birds I'll share this lonely view
 
With the birds in the shed, I'm alone with you.
With the birds I'll share this lonely view.
 
With the birds in the shed, it's a lonley viewing.
With the birds I'll share this lonely view.
 
With the birds in the shed, it's a lovely view.
With the birds I'll share this lonely view.
 
With the birds in the shed, its a longway viewin'.
With the birds I'll share this lonely view.
 
With the birds of Cher it's lonely of you, man
With the birds I'll share this lonely view
 
With the birds of Cher its a lonely view
With the birds I share this lonely view
 
With the birds of Cher, it's a lovely view.
With the birds, I'll share this lonely view.
 
With the birds of Cher
With the birds I'll share
 
With the birds of Shelly, this lonely view.
With the birds I'll share this lonely view.
 
With the birds of change this lonely view
With the birds I'll share this lonely view
 
With the birds of shade it's a lonely view.
With the birds I'll share this lonely view.
 
With the birds of shade, it's a lonely view, ey.
With the birds I'll share this lonely view.
 
With the birds of shade, it's a lonely view
With the birds I'll share this lonely view
 
With the birds of shade, it's a lonely view
With the birds, I'll share this lonely view
 
With the birds of shade, this lonely view
With the birds I'll share this lonely view
 
With the birds of shady suh-lonely of you
With the birds I'll share this lonely view
 
With the birds of shale it's a lonely pew.
With the birds I'll share this lonely view.
 
With the birds of shame it's a lonely doodie
With the birds I share this lonley view here
 
With the birds of shame it's a lonely view
With the birds I'll share this lonely view
 
With the birds of shame, it's a lonely view.
With the birds I'll share this lonely view.
 
With the birds of share this long live you and
With the birds I'll share this lonely view.
 
With the birds of share, it's so lonely of you.
With the birds I'll share this lonely view.
 
With the birds of shell it's a lonely view.
With the birds I'll share this lonely viewin'
 
With the birds of shit I'm so lonely of you
With the birds I'll share this lonely view
 
With the birds of shit, it's a lonely view
With the birds I'll share this lonely view.
 
With the birds of the shed, it's a lonely viewing.
With the birds I'll share this lonely view.
 
With the birds that s***, it's a lonley view.
With the birds, I'll share this lonely view.
 
With the birds that shed it's a lonely view 
or 
 With the blood that's shed it's a lonely view.
With the birds I share this lonely view
I still sing "with the birds that shed" because it sounds so silly.
 
With the birds that shed, it's a lonely view.
With the birds I'll share this lonely view.
 
With the birds that shed, it's a lonely view.
With the birds I'll share this lonely view.
 
With the birds that shed, it's a long-led viewing.
With the birds, I'll share this lonely view.
 
With the birds that shed, this long love you.
With birds I'll share a lonely view.
 
With the birds the shed is a lonely view.
With the birds I'll share this lonely view.
 
With the birds the shed is so lonely of you.
With the birds I'll share this lonely view.
 
With the birds they s***, so long live you.
With the birds I share this lonely view.
 
With the birds who shed, it's a lonely view.
With the birds I'll share this lonely view.
 
With the birds your sh*t is a smelly view
With the birds I'll share this lonely view
 
With the birds, I shed this lonely view.
With the birds, I'll share this lonely view.
 
With the birds, I'll share the salami with you.
With the birds I'll share this lonely view.
 
With the birds, I'll share this alone with you.
With birds I'll share this lonely view
 
With the birds, I'll share this alone with you.
With the birds I'll share this lonely view
 
With the birds, I'll share this alone with you.
With the birds, I share this lonely view.
 
With the birds, I'll share this long love you.
With the birds, I'll share this lonely view.
 
With the birds, I'll sing to this lonley view
With the birds, I'll share this lonley view
 
With the birds, let's shave this will long live you.
With the birds I'll share this lonely view.
 
With the birds, oh shit, it's a lonely view.
With the birds I'll share this lonely view.
 
With the birds, the shade is so lonely, and you.
With the birds, I'll share this lonely view.
 
With the birth of Shane, if we only knew.
With the birds, I'll share this lonely view.
 
With the blood I share, I'll give some to you.
With the birds I'll share this lonely view.
 
With the birds ahead it's a lonely view
or
With the birds a shed it's a lonely view
or
With the blood I shed it's so lonely with you
or
With the blood I shed it's so lonely with you
With the birds I'll share this lonely view
 
With the blood I shed, is the lonely of you.
With the birds, I'll share this lonely view.
 
With the blood I shed, it's a lonely view.
With the birds, I'll share this lonely view.
 
With the blood I shove up this lovely chute
With the birds I'll share this lonely view
 
With the blood shed is so lonely of you.
With the birds I'll share this lonely view.
 
With the blood shed, it's a lonely view.
With the birds I'll share this lonely view.
 
With the blood that's shed with long hair dudes
With the birds I'll share this lonely view
 
With the blood that's shed, it's a lonely view.
With the birds I'll share this lonely view.
 
With the blood that's shed, it's a-long live you.
With the birds I'll share this lonely view.
 
With the blood we've shed, it's a long "love you".
With the birds, I'll share this lonely view.
 
With the blood, we shed its a lonely view.
With the birds, I share this lonely view.
 
With the bloodshed, it's a lonely view
With the birds I'll share this lonely view
 
With the boobs of Cher it's a lovely view.
With the birds, I'll share this lonely view.
 
With the boobs of Cher its a lonely view
With the birds I'll share this lonely view
 
With the boobs that shed it's a lonely view
With the birds I'll share this lonely view
 
With the bourbon in the shed, it's a lonely view.
With the birds, I'll share this lonely view.
 
With the bourbon shades it's a lonely view
With the birds I'll share this lonely view
 
With the bourbon shed, I alone love you.
With the birds, I'll share this lonely view.
 
With the boys in the shade it's a lovely view.
With the birds I'll share this lonely view.
 
With the brother's shades, it's a lonely view.
With the birds, I'll share this lonely view.
 
With the buds I'll share this long live you
with the birds I'll share this lonely view
 
With the bugs, I'll share this salami with you.
With the birds I'll share this lonely view.
 
With the bullets there, it's so lonely of you.
With the birds I share this lonely view.
 
With the burber shade, it's a lonely view.
With the birds, I'll share this lonely view.
 
With the burden of shame it's a lonely view
With the birds I'll share this lonely view
 
With the burden shared it's a long way home
With the birds I'll share this lonely view
 
With the burden shared, it's a lonely illusion.
With the birds, I'll share this lonely view.
 
With the burden shared, it's a lonely view.
With the birds I'll share this lonely view.
 
With the burden shared, it's so lonely with you.
With the birds I'll share this lonely view.
 
With the burden shed is so lonely with you.
With the birds I'll share this lonely view.
 
With the burden shed, it's a lonely view.
With the birds I share this lonely view.
 
With the burdens of shame, it's a lonely view.
With the birds I'll share this lonely view.
 
With the burdens shared, it's a lonely view.
With the birds I'll share a lonely view.
 
With the burdens shared
With the bird I'll share
 
With the burdens shed, it's a lonely view.
 or
 With the birds I've shared this lovely view.
With the birds I'll share this lonely view.
 
With the burdons shared, it's so lonely with you.
With the birds, I'll share this lonely view.
 
With the burger shed, it's a lonely view.
With the birds I'll share this lonely view.
 
With the burglar shade, it's a lonely view.
With the birds I'll share this lonely view.
 
With the burned up shed it's so lonely to you.
With the birds I'll share this lonely view.
 
With the burnin' shade, it's a lonely view.
With the birds I'll share this lonely view.
 
With the burning shed, it's a lonely view.
 or
 With the bird in chains, it's a lonely view.
With the birds, I'll share this lonely view.
 
With the burns I shed, it's a lonely view.
With the birds I'll share this lonely view.
 
With the buzz of Cher, it's a lonely vew.
With birds I'll share this lonely view.
 
With the buzz of shades, it's so lonely of you.
 or
 With the blood, we shed it's a lonely view.
 or
 With the birds of shame, it's a long way too.
 or
 From the birds' eye share, it's a lonely view.
With the birds, I'll share this lonely view.
 
With the buzz we shared this lonely view
With the birds I share this lonely view
 
With the buzz, I share this: 'I love you.'
With the birds, I share this lonely view.
 
With the buzzin' shed it's a long love you
With the birds I'll share this lonely view
 
With the dudes of Cher it’s in love with you
With the birds I’ll share this lonely view
 
With the first shed, it's so lonely without you.
With the birds, I'll share this lonely view.
 
With the head of hair, I share all with you
With the birds I'll share this lonely view
 
With the herd, I'll share this loan with you
With the birds, I'll share this lonley view
 
In the bubble shed, it's a lonely view
or
With the purple sh*t, it's a lonely view
or
With the purple sh*t, it's a lonely view
With the birds I share this lonely view
 
With the purple shade I'm alone with you
With the birds I'll share this lonely view
 
With the purple shade it's a lonely viewing
With the birds I’ll share this lonely view
 
With the purple shade, it's a lonely view.
With the birds, I'll share this lonely view.
 
With the purple shades it’s a long laid few
With the birds I'll share this lonely view
 
With the purple shed, it's a lonely view.
With the birds I'll share this lonely view.
 
With the purple shed, it's a-long live you.
With the birds I'll share this lonely view.
 
With the urban shade, its a lonely view.
With the birds, I'll share this lonely view.
 
With the herbs and beer I'm so lonely with you
or
With the verbs and hair I get lonely with you
or
With the verbs and hair I get lonely with you
With the birds I share this lonely view
 
With the virgin scared of this long, hard tube
With the birds I'll share this lonely view
This song came out in 1999, therefore it is a 90's song, not a 2000s song.
 
With turds I share a lonely you.
With the birds I'll share this lonely view.
 
With virgin shades, it's a lonely view.
With the birds, I'll share this lonely view.
 
With virgins shed is this lonely view.
With the birds, I'll share this lonely view.
 
With white bread, I'll share baloney with you.
With the birds, I'll share this lonely view.
 
With your brother's shed is so lonely with you
With the birds I'll share this lonely view
 
Without a shed it's a lonely view.
With the birds I'll share this lonely view.
 
Without a shed it's a lovely view
With the birds I share this lonely view
 
Without birds, the kitties go 'meooo'.
With the birds I'll share this lonely view.
 
Without the shade it's a lonely view
With the birds I'll share this lonely view
 
Without the shade, it's a lonely view.
With the birds, I share this lonely view.
 
Without the shed, it's a lonely view.
With the birds, I'll share a lonely view.
 
Without this sh*t, it's a lonely view
With the birds, I'll share this lonely view.
 
Without your shirt, it's a lonely view.
With the birds I'll share this lonely view.
 
You're a pretty girl in a push-up bra
Young Kentucky girl in a push-up bra
 
You're a tough girl in a push-up bra.
Young Kentucky girl in a push-up bra.
 
You're the toughest girl in a push up bra.
Young Kentucky girl in a push-up bra.
 
Young Turkish girl in a push up bra
 or
 Yupped up girl in a push up bra
Young Kentucky girl in a push-up bra
 
Young Turks girl in a push-up bra
Young Kentucky girl in a push-up bra.
 
Young chubby girl in a push-up bra.
Young Kentucky girl in a push-up bra.
 
Young tough girl in a push up bra.
Young Kentucky girl in a push-up bra
 
Young tough girl with a push-up bra.
Young Kentucky girl with a push-up bra.
 
Yunka-tunka girl in a push-up broll.
Young Kentucky girl in a push-up bra.
 
Yunkytonky girl
Young Kentucky girl
 
"Shallow Be Thy Game"
I'm a freedom monkey when it comes to being holy.
I might be a monkey when it comes to being holy
 
"Show Me Your Soul"
Send in merry gentlemen
 or
 Dress these merry gentlemen
Sentimental Gentlemen
 
I got stopped by a lady cop in my hunjable bean.
I got stopped by a lady cop in my automobile.
 
"Skinny Sweaty Man" (MP3) 
Skinny sweaty man in a green soup
Skinny sweaty man in a green suit
 
"Snow (Hey Oh)"
Come to decide that the things that I tried
Were in my life just to Ohio
Come to decide that the things that I tried
Were in my life just to get high on
 
"Snow (Hey Oh)"
People need the cover of another perfect wonder.
Deep beneath the cover of another perfect wonder.
 
"Snow (Hey Oh)"
People need the cover of their mother's perfect underwear that's so, white as snow
Deep beneath the cover of another perfect wonder where it's so, white as snow
 
"Snow (Hey Oh)"
Privately divided by a world so underwear
And there's nowhere to go
Privately divided by a world so undecided
And there's nowhere to go
 
Brittle baby and it's very sweet
 Holy roller coaster
 But I'm on my feet.
It's bitter baby, and it's very sweet
 I'm on a rollercoaster
 But I'm on my feet.
 
Dying Jesus freaks
Dying trees that scream
 
I can not forget, but I will not endeavour
 Said my pleasures aren't much better, but I won't regret it never.
 or
 I can now forget, but I will not if ever
 Simple pleasures by prescription, but I won't regret it, never.
I could not forget, but I will not endeavor
 Simple pleasures aren't as special, but I won't regret it never.
[Ed.'s note: There are at least four versions of this lyric in Passagen.com: http://hem.passagen.se/stuven/rhcp/lyrics/non_album/sts.htm.]
 
I can now forget but I will not if ever.
I could not forget but I will not endeavor.
 
I gotta buy Disney
I got a bad disease
 
I might end up somewhere it makes it cold.
I might end up somewhere in Mexico.
 
I might mine dope somewhere in Mexico.
I might end up somewhere in Mexico.
 
I mightied up so well it makes it go
I might end up somewhere in Mexico
 
I'm all a rolly-polly and I'm at your feet.
I'm on a roller coaster but I'm on my feet.
 
It took away my fancy plea.
It took away my pain, said: 'Please.'
 
Like an apple gift
 But I went out and never said my pleasures
 I'm much better but I won't regret it, never.
I can now forget
 But I will not endeavor, simple pleasures
 aren't as special, but I won't regret it, never.
 
Little Baby 
 And I'm very sweet 
 Come on and pour some cocoa butter on my feet.
It's bitter baby
 And it's very sweet.
 I'm on a rollercoaster, but I'm on my feet.
 
Little baby
 And it's very sweet
 I'm only one person
 But I'm on my feet.
It's bitter baby
 And it's very sweet
 I'm on a rollercoaster
 But I'm on my feet.
 
My body does so weary, makes it go
I might end up somewhere in Mexico
 
Today love smiled on me
 It took away my Fancy Feast.
Today love smiled on me
 It took away my pain, said please.
 
Without my diet cheese ice cream
With all the dying trees I scream
 
I got to buy Disney
I got a bad disease
 
There I go, I just don’t know
Where I go, I just don’t know
 
When I found my piece of pie
When I found my peace of mind
 
"Special Secret Song" (MP3) 
I want to party on your birthday, baby.
I want to party on your pussie, baby.
 
"Special Top Secret Song Inside" (MP3) 
I want to party on your birthday, baby
 I want to party on your birthdaaay!!
I want to party on your pusy, baby
 I want to party on your pussy!!
 
"Stadium Arcadium"
Pterodact-ays, and the stereo plays.
Derelict days, and the stereo plays.
 
"Storm in a Teacup"
Dirty baby gotta situation.
Pretty baby gotta situation.
 
"Strip My Mind"
Author jaded, indicated the boulevard
 Will never be so full of love and life again.
Arthur J. did indicate the boulevard
 Will never be so full of love and life again.
 
"Strip My Mind"
Awful jaded, indicated
 The boulevard will never be so full of love and life again.
Arthur J did indicate
 The boulevard will never be so full of love and life again.
 
Bust into your funkalestarol.
Bust into your funkiest stroll.
 
Some weighted penis
Subway to venus
 
Open up your national mind
Open up your bashful mind
 
Give to me sweet sanguine bliss
Give to me sweet sacred bliss
 
Kiss me, people hurt me!
Kiss me, please pervert me!
 
Kiss me, people love me!
Kiss me, please pervert me!
 
Kiss me, please don't hurt me.
Kiss me, please pervert me.
 
Most motherf***ers never go downstairs
Most motherf***ers have a cold-ass stare.
 
Most mothers and fathers
Most motherf***ers
 
Oh baby just for you I'll kill anything that you want me to
Oh baby just for you I'll steal anything that you want me to
 
Stuff like this
Stick with this
 
Suck my d***
Suck my kiss
 
Suck my kiss, and eat my shit
Suck my kiss, give me my share
 
Suck my kiss, don't give a s***
Suck my kiss, cut me my share
 
No, I'm not that tall.
No, not at all
 
Now you're not too shy
I am not alive
 
With a powerful plastic spoon
 For the way you taste the pain
Funny how the price gets paid
 Walk away and taste the pain
 
Blood on my bed in my loneliest drawl
 I stare at disease 'cause I cannot fall
 I sleep tonight
 And no I'm not that dumb
Flat on my back in a lonely sprawl
 I stare at the ceiling 'cause I cannot fall
 Asleep tonight
 No, not at all
I used to think this song was about a guy getting murdered, and the misheard lyrics, along with some of the real lyrics and the general creepiness of the song, seemed to confirm those thoughts.
 
"Tear"
Comin' on strong, bought a lair.
Comin' on strong, Baudelaire.
 
"Tear"
The stealer's got her screaming.
Distiller's got a scream and
 
"Tear"
This is Mike's time.
This is my time.
 
"Tear"
This is my time
 This is my tear
 I can see clearly now
 That this is not a place
 For playing silent tell.
This is my time
 This is my tear
 I can see clearly now
 That this is not a place
 For playing Solitaire.
 
"Tell Me Baby"
Tell me baby, what ya snortin'?
Tell me baby, what's your story?
 
"The Adventures of Rain Dance Maggie"
Who said three is a cloud
Who said three is a crowd
 
"The Greeting Song" (MP3) 
Driving around, I got my baby and my doctor.
Driving around, I got my baby and my top down.
 
"The Power Of Equality" (MP3) 
A little white a** is jiggling.
My lily white a** is tickled pink.
 
"The Power Of Equality" (MP3) 
I've got a welt from a baboon belt.
I've got a welt from The Bible belt.
 
"The Power of Equality" (MP3) 
Black is anger, white is fear.
Blackest anger, whitest fear
 
"The Power of Equality" (MP3) 
My name is Pete this is my whore
My name is Peace this is my hour
 
By the way, don't be a-scared-o.
Find a way to be a skater.
 
Can I get your hair to ride on?
 Just to be selective, fight on.
Can I get your hand to write on?
 Just a piece of lead to bite on?
 
Can I get your hand to fight in?
 Just a piece of led to bite on.
Can I get your hand to write on?
 Just a piece of leg to bite on.
 
Can I get your hand to write on?
 Just a peice of leg to bite on
 But enough to fly my kite on.
Can I get your hand to write on?
 Just a piece of lead to bite on
 What a night to fly my kite on.
 
Come take a ride on my cellphone.
 or
 Come take a ride on my zephyr
Fly away on my zephyr.
 
Dial away on my cell phone.
Fly away on my zephyr.
 
Fellows' t**s on display for you.
Take a look, it's on display for you.
 
Fly away on my cell phone.
Fly away on my zephyr.
 
Fly away on my cellphone.
Fly away on my zephyr.
 
Fly away on my heffer.
Fly away on my zephyr.
 
Fly away on my leper.
Fly away on my zephyr.
 
Fly away on my mobile.
Fly away on my zephyr.
 
Fly away on my saffron.
 or
 Fly away on my seffa.
Fly away on my zephyr.
 
Fly away on my zipper.
Fly away on my zephyr.
 
Get it on on my cellphone.
Fly away on my zephyr.
 
Getting off with Norman Pillar.
Get it off with no propeller.
 
I nearly own my Zephyr.
Fly away on my zephyr.
 
I'll always own my cellphone
Fly away on my zephyr.
 
I'm always on my cellphone.
 I need it more than ever.
Fly away on my zephyr.
 I feel it more than ever.
 
In the water where the scent of my emotion
 or
 In the water where the sand of my emotion
 or
 In the water wave two cents or my emotion.
In the water where the scents of my emotion
 
In the water with a sentamonic motion
In the water where I center my emotion.
 
Is this piece electrified on?
Just a piece of lead to bite on.
 
J***in' off with Norman Pillar
Get it off with no propeller.
 
Just a peice of leg to bite on.
Just a piece of lead to bite on
 
Just a piece of leg to bite on
 What am I to fly my kite on?
Just a piece of lead to bite on
 What a night to fly my kite on.
 
Just a piece of lent to bite on
Just a piece of leg to bite on
 
Just call me on my cellphone
 I feel it more than ever.
Fly away on my zephyr
 I feel it more than ever.
 
My knickers are on display for you.
Take a look, it's on display for you.
 
Oh fly away, my Nevilles.
Fly away on my zephyr.
 
Ritalin on liver hater
Riddlin' on liberator
 
Run away on my cell phone.
Fly away on my zephyr.
 
Want a knot to fly my kite on
What a night to fly my kite on
 
I got a girl, said she long and tall
 Sleeps with the creatures and the kids in the hall
I got a girl, say she long and tall
 She sleeps in the kitchen with her feets in the hall.
 
Yeah, my a** is red hot.
Hot tamales and they red hot.
 
"This Is The Place" (MP3) 
A masterpiece of T & A
 or
 A mash of DNA
A masterpiece of DNA
 
"This Is The Place" (MP3) 
A masterpiece of T & A
A masterpiece of DNA
 
"This Is The Place" (MP3) 
A messed-up piece of DNA.
A masterpiece of DNA.
 
"This Is The Place" (MP3) 
A mother-poppin' jay
Another poppin' jay
 
"This Is The Place" (MP3) 
A perfect piece of T & A
A perfect piece of DNA
 
"This Is The Place" (MP3) 
A public piece of DNA
A perfect piece of DNA
 
"This Is The Place" (MP3) 
Angels are calling.
Hammers are falling.
 
"This Is The Place" (MP3) 
Can I kiss your dovermine?
Can I kiss your dopamine?
 
"This Is The Place" (MP3) 
Caught in a flashing rain
Caught in a flashing ray
 
"This Is The Place" (MP3) 
I could not get my carpet clean.
I could not get my copper clean.
 
"This Is The Place" (MP3) 
I could not get my carpool clean.
I could not get my copper clean.
 
"This Is The Place" (MP3) 
I could not make my cop come clean.
I could not get my copper clean.
 
"This Is The Place" (MP3) 
In a way, I wonder if she's living in your mediceen.
In a way, I wonder if she's living in a magazine.
 
"This Is The Place" (MP3) 
On the day my best friend died
 I could not get my carpet clean.
On the day my best friend died
 I could not get my copper clean.
 
"This Is The Place" (MP3) 
That m*****f***in' Ja' Rule thinks he's got somethin' to say.
Another poppin' jay who thinks he's got something to say.
 
"This Is The Place" (MP3) 
Under where my best friend died
 I could not get the carpet clean.
On the day my best friend died
 I could not get my copper clean.
 
"This Is the Place" (MP3) 
My seven-balling
Hammers are falling.
 
"This Velvet Glove" (MP3) 
Chances to live above Hell.
John says to live above Hell.
 
"This Velvet Glove" (MP3) 
Come closer now so you can lie rotten by my side.
Come closer now so you can lie right by my side.
 
"This Velvet Glove" (MP3) 
John says to live above Hell
 My w*****'s wet.
John says to live above Hell
 My will is well.
 
"This Velvet Glove" (MP3) 
John says to live up a hill
 And my w****'s wet.
John says to live above Hell
 And my will is well.
 
"This Velvet Glove" (MP3) 
Someone who's bin
Someone who's been
 
"Throw Away Your Television" (MP3) 
Anna Gates with fancy Cajuns
Renegades with fancy gauges
 
"Throw Away Your Television" (MP3) 
Masturbation, big decision.
Master waits for its collision.
 
"Throw Away Your Television" (MP3) 
Take the news off your ambition
Take the noose off your ambition
 
"True Men Don't Kill Coyotes"
Jamaica, Chicago!
True men don't kill coyotes.
 
"True Men Don't Kill Coyotes"
Rappin' an' howlin', wailin', draggin'
 Through the Hollywood hills.
Ridin' wild on a paisley dragon
 Through the Hollywood hills.
 
"True Men Don't Kill Coyotes"
Rappin' an' yappin', yippin' an' howlin'
 Through the Hollywood hills.
Ridin' wild on a paisley dragon
 Through the Hollywood hills.
 
"True Men Don't Kill Coyotes"
The father woke the father up
The farther west, the farther out
 
"True Men Don't Kill Coyotes"
Well, I dig the dirt, an' I dig the dust
 I barbecue my pills.
Well, I dig the dirt, an' I dig the dust
 I barbecue my meals.
 
"True Men Don’t Kill Coyotes"
I got molecules in my meals
I barbecue my meals
 
All of the world's shot down
It's where I threw some blood
Under the bridge downtown!
Is where I drew some blood
 
And she kisses my windhole
And she kisses me windy
 
At least I has Turtle, the city she loves me
 Lonely as hot ham, together we cry.
At least I have her love, the city she loves me
 Lonely as I am, together we cry.
 
At least I have heard of
 The city, she loves me.
At least I have her love
 The city, she loves me.
 
Bowl of Wheat Germ I
 Want some Chicken Cordon Bleu.
Under the bridge downtown
 Is where I drew some blood.
 
Don't wanna waste our time, 
I could not get enough
Under the bridge downtown, 
I could not get enough
 
Eau de Chateau
 Is where I drink some blood.
Under the bridge downtown
 Is where I drew some blood.
 
Go the place I love
She sees my good deeds and 
 she kisses the wind and, 
 well I never wanted all that in a life
Under the bridge downtown
She sees my good deeds and 
 She kisses me windy 
 Well I never worry, now that is a lie
 
Goin' to Wichita.
Under the bridge downtown
 
How could I be so dumb?
Under the bridge downtown
 
I could not get it off
I could not get enough
 
I don't ever wanna feel like a tee-ta-tay
I don't ever wanna feel like I did that day
 
I ride on a street cause
 She's like a van, yeah
 I walk through a hill cuz
 She knows who I am.
 She seems like a deeds and
 She kisses my wind, hey.
I drive on her streets 'cause
 She's my companion
 I walk through her hills cause
 She knows who I am.
 She sees my good deeds and
 She kisses me windy.
 
It's bad, I drew some blood
...is where I drew some blood
 
Let's kiss a cockroach
 I could not get it up.
Under the bridge downtown
 I could not get enough.
Well, it sounded like that in Hebrew.
 
Let's kiss a cocorache I could not get it up
Under the bridge downtown, I could not get enough.
 
Look at the place and time
Under the bridge downtown
 
Love in an ancient tongue.
Under the bridge downtown
 
Oh God, I found my love.
Forgot about my love.
 
Oh God, don't bite my love.
Forgot about my love.
 
Oh god, oh bite my love
Forgot about my love.
 
Oh, God will back my loan
Forgot about my love
 
Oh, God, goodbye my love
Forgot about my love
 
Out in a marijuana field
 Like I did that day
I don't ever wanna feel
 Like I did that day.
 
She kisses my Wendy.
And she kisses me windy.
 
She kisses the winded.
She kisses me windy.
 
Show me the way, Chantal.
Under the bridge downtown
 
Sometimes I feel like I don't have a porno.
Sometimes I feel like I don't have a partner.
 
Sometimes I feel like I don't have apartment.
Sometimes I feel like I don't have a partner.
 
Sometimes I feel like I own an apartment.
Sometimes I feel like I don't have a partner.
 
Sometimes I feel like I should stab my partner
Sometimes I feel like I don't have a partner
 
Take me, you're a 'way'
Take me all the way
 
The city I live in, the city of ankles.
The city I live in, the city of angels.
 
The city of bagels.
The city of angels.
 
Under the bridge Chantal
Under the bridge downtown
 
Under the bridge, I'm Tom.
Under the bridge downtown
 
Under the bridge, my son
Under the bridge downtown
 
Under the bridge, my time
 It's where I lost some blood.
Under the bridge downtown
 It's where I drew some blood.
 
Under the mistletoe 
Oh God about my love
Under the bridge downtown 
Forgot about my love
 
Under the mistletoe is where I drew some blood
Under the bridge downtown is where I drew some blood
 
Under the mistletoe!
Is where I drew some blood
Under the bridge downtown!
Is where I drew some blood
 
Under the mistletoe, 
I could not get it up
Under the bridge downtown, 
I could not get enough.
 
Under the mistletoe, is where I drew some blood.
Under the bridge downtown, is where I drew some blood
 
Under the pink chateau
Under the bridge downtown
 
Why do I never wanna fee
 Like I did dat day
 Deem me to da placenta lub
 Deck me all today.
I don't ever want to feel
 Like I did that day
 Take me to the place I love
 Take me all the way.
 
Carlos Santana
Under the bridge downtown
 
Don't ever waste your time
Under the bridge downtown
 
I don't ever wanna feel like I'm Chip and Dale
I don't ever wanna feel like I did that day
 
I don't ever wanna feel like a Chippendale
I don't ever wanna feel like I did that day
Chippendales are the shirtless guys wearing a bow tie, collar and shirt cuffs famous for their male striptease performances.
 
I don't ever wanna feel like a dick that day
I don't ever wanna feel like I did that day
 
I don't ever wanna see
I don't ever wanna feel
 
I walk through her heels 'cause she knows who I am.
I walk through her hills 'cause she knows who I am.
 
I'ma the reach the top
Under the bridge downtown
 
It's the CD I live for
It's the city I live in
 
Like on Jeopardy!
Like I did that day
 
Luckily there is no doubt.
Under the bridge downtown.
 
Oh God, I lost my love
 OR 
Oh God, I'm not my love
Forgot about my love
 
She kisses her Wendy
And she kisses me windy
 
Sometimes I feel like I don't have a problem
Sometimes I feel like I don't have a partner
 
Under the bridge, my son,
Could not get it up!
Under the bridge downtown,
I could not get enough
 
You're gonna waste your time
Under the bridge downtown
 
"Universally Speaking" (MP3) 
But in a New York style
 Wrip-wrap through me.
Give me she-wolf style
 Rip right through me.
 
"Universally Speaking" (MP3) 
Forgive me, she was styled.
Give me shewolf style.
 
"Universally Speaking" (MP3) 
Forgive me, she was tired.
Give me shewolf style.
 
"Universally Speaking" (MP3) 
Go and get a recorder on my mind.
Go and get her, I got her on my mind.
 
"Universally Speaking" (MP3) 
Nothing bad about love and surf is.
Nothing better than love and service
 
"Universally Speaking" (MP3) 
Nothing bad, all that love and surveys
Nothing better than love and service
 
"Universally Speaking" (MP3) 
Nothing better than love and so this
Nothing better than love and service
 
"Universally Speaking" (MP3) 
Nothing but all the love at surface
Nothing better than love and service
 
"Universally Speaking" (MP3) 
Silhouette of the chance of a lifetime!
Silveretta, the jets of a lifetime.
 
"Universally Speaking" (MP3) 
Silver Jetta, the chance of a lifetime
Silveretta, the jets of a lifetime
 
"Universally Speaking" (MP3) 
Silver ride on the jet of a lifetime
 or
 Silhouette of the jet of a lifetime
Silveretta the jets of a lifetime
 
"Universally Speaking" (MP3) 
Silveretta, the chance of a lifetime.
Still I wait for the chance of a lifetime.
 
"Universally Speaking" (MP3) 
Universal lisping king
Universally speaking
 
"Universally Speaking" (MP3) 
Universal lispy king
Universally speaking
 
"Universally Speaking" (MP3) 
Universal mystery king
Universally speaking
 
"Universally Speaking" (MP3) 
Universally freakin'
Universally speaking
 
"Universally Speaking" (MP3) 
Universally sleeping
Universally speaking
 
"Universally Speaking" (MP3) 
Universally weeping
Universally speaking
 
"Universally Speaking" (MP3) 
Universe of the whisky king
Universally speaking
 
"Universally Speaking" (MP3) 
You never heard of Lispy King.
Universally speaking
 
"Universally Speaking" (MP3) 
You never solaced me, king.
Universally speaking.
 
"Universally Speaking" (MP3) 
You never solicit speaking.
Universally speaking
 
"Velvet Glove"
Closed up my skin 
I'm falling in someone's bin
Close to my skin I'm falling in some one who's been
 
"Velvet Glove"
Closed up my skin, 
I'm falling in someone's bin.
Close to my skin, 
I'm falling in Someone who's been.
 
Chicken in just to get a breast.
Checkin' in just to get it blessed.
 
Come again just to start a fresh and...
Come again just to start a fresh ham.
 
Find a phone that's free to roam.
Find a form that's free to roam.
 
Find a phone that's free to roam.
Find a form that's free to roam.
 
Venice ghetto queen
Venice gets a queen
 
Sugar for Meekel.
Shiver for me, girl.
 
"Warped"
Depends Underwear, Underwear
Descend all the way, all the way.
 
"Warped"
She said all the way, all the way.
Descend all the way, all the way.
 
"Yertle The Turtle" (MP3) 
Get a little, dirty the turtle.
Yertle, Yertle the turtle
 
"Zephyr Song"
Can I get your head to "right" on
Just a piece of lid to bite on
But enough to fly my kite on
Do you want to flash your light on?
Take a look
It's on display for you
Comin' down
No not today
Get to meet your fortune teller
Get it off with no propeller
Do it up; it's always stellar
What a way to "finely" smell'er
Pick it up its not too strong for you
Take a piece
And pass it on
Can I get your hand to write on
Just a piece of leg to bite on
What a night to fly my kite on
Do you want to flash your light on
Take a look
It's on display for you
Coming down
No, not today
Did you meet your fortune teller
Get it off with no propeller
Do it up, it's on with Stella
What a way to finally smell her
Pick it up
If not too strong for you
Take a piece
And pass it on
I got the impression this song was about smoking bud. every catchy line seems to be a play on words. clever riddles that mimic common turns of phrase and sound like pure nonsense... unless you reveal the meaning hidden in stoner slang, homophones and homographs.
 
"Zephyr Song"
Fly away all my n***ger
Fly away on my zephyr.
 
"Zephyr Song"
Fly away on my sofa
Fly away on my zephyr.
 
"Zephyr Song"
I'm always on my cell phone.
Fly away on my zephyr.