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"12 Days of Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
what's a partridge?
and what's a pear tree?
I don't know, but if you ask me
Those are pretty terrible gifts to get
and what's a pear tree?
I don't know, but if you ask me
Those are pretty terrible gifts to get
Original Lyrics:
what's a partridge?
and what's a pear tree?
I don't know so please don't ask me
But I can bet those are terrible gifts to get.
and what's a pear tree?
I don't know so please don't ask me
But I can bet those are terrible gifts to get.
"Apathetic Way To Be"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like it's you at the dental fair.
Original Lyrics:
Like it's a life and death affair.
"Apathetic Way To Be"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like kissing leopards at the fair.
Original Lyrics:
Like it's a life and death affair.
"Apathetic Way To Be"
Misheard Lyrics:
So I've given up and now I'm in detention.
Original Lyrics:
So I've given up and now I'm just indifferent.
"Be My Escape" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I've been hiding on the steps of insecurity
Original Lyrics:
And I've been housing all this doubt and insecurity
"Be My Escape" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I've been stuck inside this house
Original Lyrics:
I've been stuck inside this rut
"Be My Escape" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I been locked inside this house
Ol while u hold the key.
Ol while u hold the key.
Original Lyrics:
I've been locked inside this house
While you hold the key.
While you hold the key.
"Be My Escape" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been stuck inside this house
While you hold the key.
While you hold the key.
Original Lyrics:
And I've been locked inside that house
While you hold the key.
While you hold the key.
"Chapstick Chapped Lips And Things Like Chemistry"
Misheard Lyrics:
Okay, so he does it on a cellphone.
Original Lyrics:
Okay, so who doesn't own a cellphone?
"Chapstick, Chapped Lips And Things Like Chemistry"
Misheard Lyrics:
Because speed bumps are so much more fun
When the sun is outside.
When the sun is outside.
Original Lyrics:
Theme parks are so much more fun
When the sun is outside.
When the sun is outside.
"Chapstick, Chapped Lips, and Things Like Chemistry"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I lost my phone to rates that would make Batman writhe
Original Lyrics:
And I lost my phone to the lake beneath the Batman ride
"College Kids"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll take a liquor fee and then I'll make a fake degree
Original Lyrics:
I'll take calligraphy and then I'll make a fake degree
"College Kids"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ohh, arts and crafts is all I need
I'll take calligrphy and then I'll make a fifth degree.
I'll take calligrphy and then I'll make a fifth degree.
Original Lyrics:
No, Arts and Crafts is all I need
I'll take Caligraphy and then I'll make a fake degree.
I'll take Caligraphy and then I'll make a fake degree.
"College Kids"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sell all my books for front row tickets, dude, ate Matthew's pen
Original Lyrics:
Sell all my books for front row tickets to Dave Matthews Band
"College Kids"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sell all my books for front row tickets, dude; ate Matthew's pen
Original Lyrics:
Sell all my books for front row tickets to Dave Matthews Band
"Falling Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Face down this
Coffee taste like coffee grounds.
Coffee taste like coffee grounds.
Original Lyrics:
Face down
This carpet tastes like coffee grounds.
This carpet tastes like coffee grounds.
"Falling Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
I lost my mind I touch
What turns to gold I take the bus.
What turns to gold I take the bus.
Original Lyrics:
I lost my midas touch
What turned to gold now turns to rust.
What turned to gold now turns to rust.
"For The Band"
Misheard Lyrics:
Those days are gone but Chris is not
and now he's got pink hair
and now he's got pink hair
Original Lyrics:
Those days are gone but Chris is not
And now he's got the air.
And now he's got the air.
"For The Band"
Misheard Lyrics:
Those days are gone but Chris is not
And now he's got big hair.
And now he's got big hair.
Original Lyrics:
Those days are gone but Chris is not
And now he's got the air.
And now he's got the air.
"For The Band"
Misheard Lyrics:
Those days are gone, but Chris is not
And now he's got pink hair.
And now he's got pink hair.
Original Lyrics:
Those days are gone, but Chris is not
And now he's got the air.
And now he's got the air.
"For The Moments I Feel Faint"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where do I go from here?
Now I'm such a fork.
Now I'm such a fork.
Original Lyrics:
Where do I go from here?
Now I'm searching for.
Now I'm searching for.
"Foreward Motion"
Misheard Lyrics:
To experience the bittersweet
The taste of feet, then brush my teeth.
The taste of feet, then brush my teeth.
Original Lyrics:
To experience the bittersweet
To taste defeat, then brush my teeth.
To taste defeat, then brush my teeth.
"Forward Motion"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cuz forward motion is spelled the way it sounds.
Original Lyrics:
'Cuz forward motion is harder than it sounds.
"Forward Motion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Taste the feet and brush my teeth.
Original Lyrics:
Taste defeat and brush my teeth.
"Forward Motion"
Misheard Lyrics:
The taste of feat, then brush your teeth.
Original Lyrics:
To to taste defeat, then brush your teeth.
"Forward Motion"
Misheard Lyrics:
To experience the bittersweet, the taste of feet
Then brush my teeth.
Then brush my teeth.
Original Lyrics:
To experience the bittersweet to taste defeat
Then brush my teeth.
Then brush my teeth.
"Forward Motion"
Misheard Lyrics:
To experience the bittersweet
The taste of feet
Then brush my teeth.
The taste of feet
Then brush my teeth.
Original Lyrics:
To experience the bittersweet
To taste defeat
Then brush my teeth.
To taste defeat
Then brush my teeth.
"Forward Motion"
Misheard Lyrics:
To experience the bittersweet
To taste the feet that brush my teeth.
To taste the feet that brush my teeth.
Original Lyrics:
To experience the bittersweet
To taste defeat, then brush my teeth.
To taste defeat, then brush my teeth.
"Forward Motion"
Misheard Lyrics:
To taste the feet that brush your teeth.
Original Lyrics:
To taste defeat, then brush my teeth.
"Forward Motion"
Misheard Lyrics:
To taste your feet then brush my teeth
Original Lyrics:
To taste defeat, then brush your teeth
"Forward Motion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Y'all struggle with forward motion.
Original Lyrics:
We all struggle with forward motion.
"Getting Into You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm getting into you, because you got to me
In a wayward Kansas crime.
In a wayward Kansas crime.
Original Lyrics:
I'm getting into you, because you got to me
In a way words can't describe.
In a way words can't describe.
"Getting Into You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm getting into you
Because you got to me
In a way words kids describe.
Because you got to me
In a way words kids describe.
Original Lyrics:
I'm getting into you
Because you got to me
In a way words can't describe.
Because you got to me
In a way words can't describe.
"High Of 75"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm high, and 75.
Original Lyrics:
I'm sunny with a high, of 75.
"High of 75"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I'll wait aside.
Original Lyrics:
But I'll wait outside.
"High of 75"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Al'Qesh side of the sun.
Original Lyrics:
Hoping that I'll catch sight of the sun.
Al'Qesh is a type of spacecraft (long range bomber) used by the Goa'uld (and later Lucian Alliance) on the show Stargate SG-1.
"Hoopes I Did It Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
H'you has the flavor of a water chestnut.
Original Lyrics:
Ohio has the flavor of a water chestnut.
"I Celebrate the Day"
Misheard Lyrics:
You realize that you would be my sailor
Original Lyrics:
You realize that you would be my savior
"I Need You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've dug up miles and miles of sin
Original Lyrics:
I've dug up miles and miles of sand
"I So Hate Concequences" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I think I'm slowing down.
Original Lyrics:
The fact I'm so weighed down
"I So Hate Consequences" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Egad, no idea where my head was at.
Original Lyrics:
I had no idea where my head was at.
"I So Hate Consequences" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I had no idea where my cat was at.
Original Lyrics:
I had no idea where my head was at.
"I So Hate Consequences" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I have no idea where my hat is at.
Original Lyrics:
I had no idea where my head was at.
"I So Hate Consequences" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Red extenguishes the hope the Queen ignites.
Original Lyrics:
Red extinguishes the hope that the green ignites.
"In Love With The 80's"
Misheard Lyrics:
It was Shara and me in 1983.
Original Lyrics:
It was Jeremy in 1983.
"Jefferson Aeroplane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jefferson Airplane
I'm trapped and ironing clothes.
I'm trapped and ironing clothes.
Original Lyrics:
Jefferson Airplane
I'm trapped and I am enclosed.
I'm trapped and I am enclosed.
"Jefferson Aeroplane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jefferson Airplane
I'm trapped in iron clothes.
I'm trapped in iron clothes.
Original Lyrics:
Jefferson Airplane
I'm trapped and I am enclosed.
I'm trapped and I am enclosed.
"Let It All Out" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'll try my best to just forget
That the fat man is in me.
That the fat man is in me.
Original Lyrics:
And I'll try my best to just forget
That that man isn't me.
That that man isn't me.
"Let It All Out" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'll try my best to just forget
The fat man isn't me.
The fat man isn't me.
Original Lyrics:
And I'll try my best to just forget
That that man isn't me.
That that man isn't me.
"Let It All Out" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And you said, 'I know that this will hurt
Butterfly, don't break your heart.'
Butterfly, don't break your heart.'
Original Lyrics:
And you said, 'I know that this will hurt
But if I don't break your heart...'
But if I don't break your heart...'
"Let It All Out" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Let it all out
Get it all out
Poop it out
Remove it.
Get it all out
Poop it out
Remove it.
Original Lyrics:
Let it all out
Get it all out
Rip it out
Remove it.
Get it all out
Rip it out
Remove it.
"Life After Death & Taxes (Failure II)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So far black, I'd have to rack my mind to just remind me.
Original Lyrics:
So far back I'd have to rack my mind to just remind me.
"Maybelline"
Misheard Lyrics:
Maybe it's make-believe.
Original Lyrics:
Maybe it's Maybelline.
"Maybelline"
Misheard Lyrics:
Maybe, maybe it's maybe me.
Original Lyrics:
Maybe, it's Maybelline.
"Maybelline"
Misheard Lyrics:
Or mabey it's me bein' mean.
Original Lyrics:
Maybe, it's Maybelline.
"Mood Rings"
Misheard Lyrics:
And when it's blue, you should call her up
With me and Lia 'cuz she'll most likely agree.
With me and Lia 'cuz she'll most likely agree.
Original Lyrics:
And when it's blue, that means you should call her up
Immediately and ask her out 'cuz she'll most likely agree.
Immediately and ask her out 'cuz she'll most likely agree.
"Mood Rings"
Misheard Lyrics:
And when it's blue, you should call her up
With me and Lia cuz she'll most likely agree.
With me and Lia cuz she'll most likely agree.
Original Lyrics:
And when it's blue it means that you should call her up
immediately and ask her out because she'll most likely agree.
immediately and ask her out because she'll most likely agree.
"Mood Rings"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's get emotional, girls
To all go to skate rinks.
To all go to skate rinks.
Original Lyrics:
Let's get emotional, girls
To all wear mood rings.
To all wear mood rings.
"Mood Rings"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's get emotional, girls
To all, where mood reeks.
To all, where mood reeks.
Original Lyrics:
Let's get emotional, girls
To all wear mood rings.
To all wear mood rings.
"Mood Rings"
Misheard Lyrics:
So I can understand the complicated friction
And Nona's feeble mind.
And Nona's feeble mind.
Original Lyrics:
So I can understand the complicated infrastructure
Known as the female mind.
Known as the female mind.
"Mood Ring"
Misheard Lyrics:
When it's blue, that means that you should call her up
'Cuz you'll most likely agree.
'Cuz you'll most likely agree.
Original Lyrics:
When it's blue, that means that you should call her up
'Cuz she'll most likely agree.
'Cuz she'll most likely agree.
"My Girl's Ex-Boyfriend" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When she and I settle down you can bet
Fatty is gonna have to settle for less.
Fatty is gonna have to settle for less.
Original Lyrics:
When she and I settle down you can bet that
He is gonna have to settle for less.
He is gonna have to settle for less.
"Sadie Hawkin's Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can sing I can dance
Something in my happy pants.
Something in my happy pants.
Original Lyrics:
The Sadie Hawkins Dance
In my khaki pants.
In my khaki pants.
"Sadie Hawkin's Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can sing I can dance
Something in my khaki pants.
Something in my khaki pants.
Original Lyrics:
The Sadie Hawkins Dance
In my khaki pants.
In my khaki pants.
"Sadie Hawkins Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
I think I got a tan from my language arts basking.
Original Lyrics:
I think I got a tan from the light in which I was basking.
"Sadie Hawkins Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
I think I got a tan from the language I was basking.
Original Lyrics:
I think I got a tan from the light in which I was basked in.
"Sadie Hawkins Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
I think I got an 10 from the language arts maskin'.
Original Lyrics:
I think I got a tan from the light in which I was basking.
"Sadie Hawkins Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sadie Hawkin Dance in my red tee shirt.
Original Lyrics:
Sadie Hawkins dance in my kaki pants.
"Sadie Hawkins Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sadie Hawkins Dance
I might kick your pants.
I might kick your pants.
Original Lyrics:
Sadie Hawkins Dance
In my khaki pants.
In my khaki pants.
"Sadie Hawkins Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sadie Hawkins dance in my panda pants.
Original Lyrics:
Sadie Hawkins dance in my khaki pants.
"Sadie Hawkins Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
She said just move and stop that talkin'
You won't go with me to the Saddie Hawlkins.
You won't go with me to the Saddie Hawlkins.
Original Lyrics:
She said you're smooth and good with talking
You're going with me to the Sadie Hawkins
You're going with me to the Sadie Hawkins
"Sadie Hawkins Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
She said just move
You ain't good with talking
To the Sadie Hawkings.
You ain't good with talking
To the Sadie Hawkings.
Original Lyrics:
She said you're smooth and good with talking
You'll go with me
To the Sadie Hawkins.
You'll go with me
To the Sadie Hawkins.
"Sadie Hawkins Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
She said just moved and with talking
You go with me
To the Sadie Hawkings.
You go with me
To the Sadie Hawkings.
Original Lyrics:
She said, 'You're smooth and good with talking
You're going with me
To the Sadie Hawkins.'
You're going with me
To the Sadie Hawkins.'
"Sadie Hawkins Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
She said you're smooth, and with talking
Will you go with me
To the Sadie Hawkins?
Will you go with me
To the Sadie Hawkins?
Original Lyrics:
She said you're smooth and good with talking
You'll go with me
To the Sadie Hawkins.
You'll go with me
To the Sadie Hawkins.
"Sadie Hawkins Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Think I got a tan from the sandwich I was making.
Original Lyrics:
Think I got a tan from the light in which I was basking.
"Sadie Hawkins Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Think I got a ten from the language I was basking.
Original Lyrics:
Think I got a tan from the light in which I was basking.
"Sadie Hawkins Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
sadie hawkins dance in my santa pants
Original Lyrics:
Sadie Hawkins dance in my khaki pants.
"Sadie Hawkins' Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sadie Hawkins' Dance
In my underpants.
In my underpants.
Original Lyrics:
Sadie Hawkins' Dance
In my khaki pants.
In my khaki pants.
"The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who be this man, Mariah Carey?
Original Lyrics:
Who be this man, Relient K?
"The Rest Is Up To You"
Misheard Lyrics:
To defeat the weaker
Go for their groin.
Go for their groin.
Original Lyrics:
To defeat the wheat
Go against the grain.
Go against the grain.
"Which To Bury, Us Or The Hatchet?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't want to rape you.
Original Lyrics:
Don't want to fight you.
"Which To Bury, Us Or The Hatchet?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I tried to hold your hand
But you'd rather hold your crotch.
But you'd rather hold your crotch.
Original Lyrics:
I tried to hold your hand
Bbut you'd rather hold your grudge.
Bbut you'd rather hold your grudge.
"Which To Bury, Us Or The Hatchet" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I tried to hold your hand
But you'd rather hold your crotch.
But you'd rather hold your crotch.
Original Lyrics:
I tried to hold your hand
But you'd rather hold your grudge.
But you'd rather hold your grudge.
"Which To Bury, Us Or The Hatchet" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I tried to hold your hand
But you'd rather hold your crutch.
But you'd rather hold your crutch.
Original Lyrics:
I tried to hold your hand
But you'd rather hold your grudge.
But you'd rather hold your grudge.
"Which To Bury, Us Or The Hatchet" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I tried to move you, but you just wouldn't budge
I tried to hold your hand, but you'd rather eat your fudge.
I tried to hold your hand, but you'd rather eat your fudge.
Original Lyrics:
I tried to move you, but you just wouldn't budge
I tried to hold your hand, but you'd rather hold your grudge.
I tried to hold your hand, but you'd rather hold your grudge.
"Which To Bury, Us Or The Hatchet" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
These black guys and these boozes
Original Lyrics:
These black eyes and these bruises
"Which To Bury, Us Or The Hatchet" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
These black-eyed cherry spruces
Original Lyrics:
These black eyes and these bruises
"Which To Bury, Us Or The Hatchet" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This black guy and he's bruising.
Original Lyrics:
These black eyes and these bruises
"Which To Bury, Us Or The Hatchet" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This black guy and he's bruising.
Original Lyrics:
These black eyes and these bruises
"Which To Bury, Us Or The Hatchet" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
these black guys gave me bruises
Original Lyrics:
These black eyes and these bruises
"Which To Bury; Us Or The Hatchet" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I tried to hold your hand
But you'd rather hold my crotch.
But you'd rather hold my crotch.
Original Lyrics:
I tried to hold your hand
But you'd rather hold your grudge.
But you'd rather hold your grudge.
"Who I Am Hate Who I've Been"
Misheard Lyrics:
Suffocate.
Original Lyrics:
Stop right there.
"Who I Am Hates Who I've Been" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Away from the Pacific
Original Lyrics:
Away from the specifics
"Who I Am Hates Who I've Been" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I never should have cross-dressed.
Original Lyrics:
Well I never should have crossed it.
"Who I Am Hates Who I've Been" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Who I am ain't too half bad.
Original Lyrics:
Who I am hates who I've been.
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