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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Jessica Simpson that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
There are 92 misheard song lyrics for Jessica Simpson on amIright currently.
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"A Little Bit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A little 4 foot salami
Original Lyrics:
A little bit goes a long way
"A Little Bit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A little bit cole slaw on me
Original Lyrics:
A little bit goes a long way
"A Little Bit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A little bit comes to nowhere
Original Lyrics:
A little bit goes a long way
"A Little Bit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A little bit goes the wrong way
Original Lyrics:
A little bit goes a long way
"A Little Bit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A little bit of salami
Original Lyrics:
A little bit goes a long way
"A Little Bit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
At the end of the game
A little bit throws a goalie
A little bit throws a goalie
Original Lyrics:
At the end of the day
A little bit goes a long way
A little bit goes a long way
"A Little Bit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby at the end of the day,
little or big girls are lonely
little or big girls are lonely
Original Lyrics:
Baby at the end of the day
a little bit goes a long way
a little bit goes a long way
"A Public Affair"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the camels come out for Jesus and Mary
Who cares about Joseph, 'cuz he's really not the dad?
Who cares about Joseph, 'cuz he's really not the dad?
Original Lyrics:
All the cameras come out for a public affair
Who cares? Let's rock, 'cuz the party don't stop.
Who cares? Let's rock, 'cuz the party don't stop.
"A Public Affair"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the camels come out for a public affair.
Original Lyrics:
All the cameras come out for a public affair.
"A Public Affair"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the camels come out, furry public affair.
Original Lyrics:
All the cameras come out for a public affair.
"A Public Affair"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the camels coming out for a bite of a pear.
Original Lyrics:
All the cameras coming out for a public affair.
"A Public Affair"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the camels going out for pelican fair.
Original Lyrics:
All the girls stepping out for a public affair.
"A Public Affair"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the candles come out for a public affair.
Original Lyrics:
All the cameras come out for a public affair.
"A Public Affair"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the girls stepping out for a Republican fair.
Original Lyrics:
All the girls stepping out for a public affair.
"A Public Affair"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the pimps come out for a public affair.
Original Lyrics:
All the cameras come out for a public affair.
"A Public Affair"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the pimps come out for a public ol' fence.
Original Lyrics:
All the cameras come out for a public affair.
"A Public Affair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Never say go
Original Lyrics:
Ready, set, go
"Angels" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I sit and wait
When an angel
Emancipates himself.
When an angel
Emancipates himself.
Original Lyrics:
I sit and wait
Does an angel
Contemplate my fate?
Does an angel
Contemplate my fate?
"Angels" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm losing patience instead
Original Lyrics:
I'm loving angels instead
"Final Heartbreak" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This could be your final heart-rape,
I could show you what your love tastes.
I could show you what your love tastes.
Original Lyrics:
This could be your final heartbreak,
I could show you what your love takes.
I could show you what your love takes.
"Final Heartbreak" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This could be your final heartrape
I could show you what your love tastes.
I could show you what your love tastes.
Original Lyrics:
This could be your final heartbreak
I could show you what your love takes.
I could show you what your love takes.
"I Have Loved You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A moment I just can't forget
We filled the air with broader sex
We filled the air with broader sex
Original Lyrics:
A moment I just can't forget
We filled the air with promises
We filled the air with promises
"I Think I'm In Love With You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby I think that I'm in love with you,
I've been chewing on your gum like you asked me to.
I've been chewing on your gum like you asked me to.
Original Lyrics:
I think that I'm in love with you,
I've been doing silly things when it comes to you.
I've been doing silly things when it comes to you.
"I Think I'm In Love With You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Boy I think that I'm in luck with you
Original Lyrics:
Boy I think that I'm in love with you
"I Think I'm In Love With You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Got me feeling kinda greasy in my hair for you
Original Lyrics:
Got me feeling kinda crazy in my head for you
"I Think I'm In Love With You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I still love you now Pepe,
I saw you hanging out with your crew,
I was with my tool.
I saw you hanging out with your crew,
I was with my tool.
Original Lyrics:
Just the other night baby
I saw you hanging, you were with your crew,
I was with mine too.
I saw you hanging, you were with your crew,
I was with mine too.
"I Think I'm In Love With You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My fans tell me
Something has come over me
I don't even know what it is
I think I'm in luck
Something has come over me
I don't even know what it is
I think I'm in luck
Original Lyrics:
My friends tell me
Something has come over me
And I think I know what it is
I think I'm in love
Something has come over me
And I think I know what it is
I think I'm in love
"I Think I'm in Love With You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I think I'm alive
Original Lyrics:
I think I'm in love
"I Think I'm in Love with You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I think I'm alarmed
Original Lyrics:
I think I'm in love
"I Think I'm in Love with You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I think I'm alone
Original Lyrics:
I think I'm in love
"I Think I'm in Love with You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I think I'm around
Original Lyrics:
I think I'm in love
"I Think I'm in Love with You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You took me by some place
When your turning like me in my ass
Or you're in or blew my mind
When your turning like me in my ass
Or you're in or blew my mind
Original Lyrics:
You took me by surprise
When you turn and look me in my eyes
Boy you really blew my mind
When you turn and look me in my eyes
Boy you really blew my mind
"I Wanna Love You Forever" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Biscayne dime, I earn to live.
or
Disc and dive, I yearn to live.
or
Distant eye, I learn to live.
or
Disc and dive, I yearn to live.
or
Distant eye, I learn to live.
Original Lyrics:
This can't die, I yearn to live.
"I Wanna Love You Forever" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Give up your stuff all over me
And I'll swallow every drop here on my knees
And I'll swallow every drop here on my knees
Original Lyrics:
Pull yourself all over me
And I'll cherish every night here on my knees
And I'll cherish every night here on my knees
"I Wanna Love You Forever" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm filling up the second I can feel you in me
Original Lyrics:
I'm breathing for the next second I can feel you lovin' me
"I Wanna Love You Forever" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've always been taught to wait
Original Lyrics:
I've always been taught to win
"I Wanna Love You Forever" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got so much more to give,
this Kazai I yearn to live
this Kazai I yearn to live
Original Lyrics:
I've got so much more to give,
this can't die, I yearn to live
this can't die, I yearn to live
"I Wanna Love You Forever" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just darkness out of view
Original Lyrics:
Chased darkness out of view
"I Wanna Love You Forever" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Put yourself all over me
And I'll cherish every duck here on my knees
And I'll cherish every duck here on my knees
Original Lyrics:
Pour yourself all over me
And I'll cherish every drop here on my knees
And I'll cherish every drop here on my knees
"I Wanna Love You Forever" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ten thousand lifelines forever
Original Lyrics:
Ten thousand lifetimes forever
"I Wanna Love You Forever" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That's when I knew I'm gonna love you forever
Original Lyrics:
I swear I knew I'm gonna love you forever
"Irresistible" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But his ear's resistible
Original Lyrics:
But he's irresistible
"Irresistible" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He's irresistible, if you look close it's personal.
Original Lyrics:
He's irresistible up close and personal.
"Irresistible" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He's irresistible, up close and personal
Now indescribable, I can hardly breathe
More than just physical, deep-hearted spirits will
have ways with powerful,
irresistible to me
Now indescribable, I can hardly breathe
More than just physical, deep-hearted spirits will
have ways with powerful,
irresistible to me
Original Lyrics:
He's irresistible, up close and personal
Now inescapable, I can hardly breathe
More than just physical, deeper than spiritual
His ways are powerful,
irresistible to me
Now inescapable, I can hardly breathe
More than just physical, deeper than spiritual
His ways are powerful,
irresistible to me
"Irresistible" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He's irresistible, up close, impersonal.
Original Lyrics:
He's irresistible, up close and personal.
"Irresistible" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's idle, what I feel inside
Original Lyrics:
I know what I feel inside
"Irresistible" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
More than just fizz, it's cold
Original Lyrics:
More than just physical
"Irresistible" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
More than just physical, deep down and in the mood.
Original Lyrics:
More than just physical, deeper than spiritual.
"Irresistible" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Yes I'm a power for ya
Irresistible to be
or
Yes I'm a power forward
Irresistible to me.
Irresistible to be
or
Yes I'm a power forward
Irresistible to me.
Original Lyrics:
His ways are powerful
Irresistible to me.
Irresistible to me.
"Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It doesn't show signs of stuffing
Original Lyrics:
It doesn't show signs of stopping
"Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When we finally kiss goodbye
Original Lyrics:
When we finally kiss goodnight
"Sweetest Sin" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're the sweetest thing
Original Lyrics:
You're the sweetest sin
"Sweetest Sin" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your scared upon my skin would be the sweetest sint.
Original Lyrics:
Your skin upon my skin would be the sweetest sin.
"Take My Breath Away" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bake my babe today.
Original Lyrics:
Take my breath away.
"Take My Breath Away" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Crouchin' in the ocean
As I poop on Nick Lachey.
As I poop on Nick Lachey.
Original Lyrics:
Watching in slow motion
As you turn around and say.
As you turn around and say.
"Take My Breath Away" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lovers know no shit
Original Lyrics:
Lovers know no shame
"Take My Breath Away" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Watching every moment when my foolish lover's gay.
Original Lyrics:
Watching every motion in my foolish lover's game.
"These Boots Are Made For Walkin'" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bush or tush, just like that
Original Lyrics:
Push your tush, just like that
"These Boots Are Made For Walkin'" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just Jessica.
Original Lyrics:
Uncle Jesse, he sure...
"These Boots Are Made for Walkin'" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Start rockin'
or
Still rockin'
or
Still rockin'
Original Lyrics:
Start walkin'
"These Boots Are Made for Walkin'" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
These boobs were made for rubbin'
Original Lyrics:
These boots were made for walkin'
"These Boots are Made for Walkin'" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
These books are made from Brooklyn
Original Lyrics:
These boots are made for walkin'
"What's It Gonna Be?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Remove your mouth
So I can see your heart.
or
Remove your a**
So I can see your heart.
So I can see your heart.
or
Remove your a**
So I can see your heart.
Original Lyrics:
Remove your mask
So I can see behind.
So I can see behind.
"What's It Gonna Be" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Remove your mouth
So I can see behind
So I can see behind
Original Lyrics:
Remove your mask
So I can see behind
So I can see behind
"What's It Gonna Be" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wanna be your girl
Read the sign
Dame lo (spanish)
Check the box
Yes or no
Read the sign
Dame lo (spanish)
Check the box
Yes or no
Original Lyrics:
Wanna be your girl
Read the sign
Down below
Check the box
Yes or no
Read the sign
Down below
Check the box
Yes or no
"With You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
(In) room 8 is a Southern girl
With her Levi's on and that open heart.
With her Levi's on and that open heart.
Original Lyrics:
The real me is a Southern girl
With her Levi's on and that open heart.
With her Levi's on and that open heart.
"With You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And nothing but a B-movie
Original Lyrics:
And nothing but a T-shirt on
"With You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And nothing but a bee shirt on
Original Lyrics:
And nothing but a T-shirt on
"With You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And nothing but a peep show
Original Lyrics:
And nothing but a T-shirt on
"With You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And nothing but a teacher love
Original Lyrics:
And nothing but a T-shirt on
"With You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And nothing but a teacher
Original Lyrics:
And nothing but a T-shirt on
"With You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And nothing but my teacher
Original Lyrics:
And nothing but a T-shirt on
"With You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby, am I denial?
Now that I'm with you.
Now that I'm with you.
Original Lyrics:
Baby, as I do now
Now that I'm with you.
Now that I'm with you.
"With You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody else's big as a whale.
Original Lyrics:
Everybody else just fades away.
"With You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Grill me as a southern girl.
Original Lyrics:
The real me is a southern girl.
"With You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I almost forgot what it was like
To know what love feels like
With you I can lay my head down
I can say anything crazy
I know you will catch me
Right before I hit the ground.
To know what love feels like
With you I can lay my head down
I can say anything crazy
I know you will catch me
Right before I hit the ground.
Original Lyrics:
I almost forgot what it was like
To know what it feels like
With you I can let my hair down
I can say anything crazy
I know you'll catch me
Right before I hit the ground.
To know what it feels like
With you I can let my hair down
I can say anything crazy
I know you'll catch me
Right before I hit the ground.
"With You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I debate to your Maybelline.
Original Lyrics:
I relate to you naturally.
"With You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I know you catch me like a fool, I hit the ground.
Original Lyrics:
I know you'll catch me right before I hit the ground.
"With You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My roommate is a Southern girl with my Levis on.
Original Lyrics:
The real me is a Southern girl with her Levis on.
"With You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Nothing but a T-bird on
Original Lyrics:
Nothing but a tee shirt on
"With You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Roomie is a southern girl
With her green pants on and a broken heart.
With her green pants on and a broken heart.
Original Lyrics:
The real me is a southern girl
With her Levi's on and an open heart.
With her Levi's on and an open heart.
"With You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The real me is a Satan's girl
Original Lyrics:
The real me is a Southern girl
"With You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With nothin' but suitcase on.
Original Lyrics:
With nothin' but a t-shirt on.
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