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"Been Away Too Long" (MP3) 
Hey, no one loves me
Hey, no one knows me
 
"Been Away Too Long" (MP3) 
No one shaves me
No one saves me
 
"Birth Ritual"
Beat choo up
 Beat choo up
 Beat choo up.
Ritual
Ritual
Ritual
 
"Birth Ritual"
Lyin' like Nedo
 I'm Forest Gu-ump
Lyin' like needles
 On forest earth
 
A**hole son, what a bum.
Black hole sun, won't you come?
 
And wash away Lorraine
And wash away the rain
 
Backhoe fun, won't you come, and wash away the pain
Black hole sun, won't you come, and wash away the rain
 
Backhoe son
Black hole sun
 
Black Hole Sun, won't you come and wash away the ram?
Black Hole Sun, won't you come and wash away the rain?
 
Black Olson
Black Hole Sun
 
Black coal sun
Black hole sun
 
Black hole son, won't you come, and wash away Lorraine?
Black hole sun, won't you come, and wash away the rain?
 
Black hole sun, of Chicago
Black hole sun, won't you come?
 
Black hole sun, once you're gone
Black hole sun, won't you come...
 
Black hole sun
 Makes you run.
Black hole sun
 Won't you come?
 
Black horse gone
Black Hole Sun
 
Black horse son
 or
 Black whore's son
Black Hole Sun
 
Black hot son
 Won't you come
 And brush away the pain.
Black hole sun
 Won't you come
 And wash away the rain.
 
Black old Don, want you come
 And wash the pain away?
Black hole sun, won't you come
 And wash the rain away?
 
Black old son
Black hole sun
 
Black old sun, black old sun
Black hole sun, black hole sun
 
Black old sun, won't you come?
Black hole sun, won't you come?
 
Black old sun
Black hole sun
 
Black whore's son
Won't you come
Black Hole Sun
Won't you come
 
Butt hole sun
Black hole sun
 
Butthole fun
Blackhole sun
 
Caught my name through the screen
Call my name through the cream
 
Far too long for snails
Far too long for snakes
 
In disguise as no one knows
In disguises no one knows
 
In my youth I prayed to Keith.
In my youth I prayed to keep.
 
Steal the woman's diaphragm
Steal the warm wind tired friend
 
Times are gone for Amish men
Times are gone for honest men
 
Times are gone for all is spent
Times are gone for honest men
 
Wacko Son won't you come
And wash away Lorraine
Black hole sun, won't you come?
And wash away the rain?
 
Won't chew gum
Won't you come?
 
Won't you go?
Won't you come?
 
Won't you pay the rent?
Wash away the rain
 
"Black Rain"
If I could hold my mug
If I could hug my love
 
I know you had to wait
I know you're half awake
 
I know you're sick in the mo!
I know you're sick and alone.
 
"Blow Up The Outside World" (MP3) 
Sorry for making your life a total living hell, oh.
So save it for your own and the ones you can help.
 
"Blow Up the Outside World" (MP3) 
Gloriosa
Blow up the outside
 
"Blow Up the Outside World" (MP3) 
Nothing can break it at all
Nothing can break me at all
 
"Blow Up the Outside World" (MP3) 
Nothing can rape me at all
Nothing can break me at all
 
"Blow Up the Outside World" (MP3) 
Nothing seems to tell me
Nothing seems to kill me
 
"Burden In My Hand" (MP3) 
Follow me into the desert as dusty as you are
Follow me into the desert as thirsty as you are
 
"Burden In My Hand" (MP3) 
I lost Bret Hedican
I lost my head again
Bret Hedican is a longtime NHL defenseman who is also known for being married to figure skater Kristi Yamaguchi
 
"Burden In My Hand" (MP3) 
I shot my load today
 Won't you cry for me?
 I tossed salad again
 Would you lie for me?
I shot my love today
 Would you cry for me?
 I lost my head again
 Would you lie for me?
 
"Burden in My Hand" (MP3) 
Follow me into the Datsun
Follow me into the desert
 
"Burden in My Hand" (MP3) 
Follow me into the devil
Follow me into the desert
 
"Burden in My Hand" (MP3) 
Just a bird in my hand
Just a burden in my hand
 
"Burden in My Hand" (MP3) 
Stare straight at the wall
As thirsty as you are
 
It's backing down and under
 I'm already upside down.
It's backing down and under
 I'm down on the upside now.
 
"Fell On Black Days" (MP3) 
A psuedo-minded change
I sure don't mind the change.
 
"Fell On Black Days" (MP3) 
But I can't see it in the light
But I can't see it in the night
 
"Fell On Black Days" (MP3) 
Cousin fell on Black Dave.
'Cause I fell on black days.
 
"Fell On Black Days" (MP3) 
Did you own it? Does it fly?
 Hands are still shaking. Am I dying?
Something that you wanted to see fly
 Hands are for shaking, no not tying.
 
"Fell On Black Days" (MP3) 
I sh*t on my na-chase
I sure don't mind the change
 
"Fell On Black Days" (MP3) 
I wanna know
 That this could be my fate.
How would I know
 That this could be my fate?
 
"Fell On Black Days" (MP3) 
S*** on my new chaise
 or
 Sure don't mind the chaise
I sure don't mind the change.
 
"Fell On Black Days" (MP3) 
Sail on, Black Gate.
Fell on black days.
 
"Fell On Black Days" (MP3) 
Sit on my new chairs.
I sure don't mind a change.
 
"Fell on Black Days" (MP3) 
En seddim maddum change
I sure don't mind a change
 
"Fell on Black Days" (MP3) 
Has made you cry
Has made you blind
 
"Fell on Black Days" (MP3) 
I wanna go
I wanna know
 
"Fell on Black Days" (MP3) 
I want to know if this could be my fate.
Sit on my face.
I want to know that this could be my fate.
I sure don't mind the change.
 
"Fell on Black Days" (MP3) 
I'm still on black peas. I wanna know if this could be my face.
I fell on black days. I want to know that this could be my fate.
 
"Fell on Black Days" (MP3) 
Now I'm doing fine
Now I'm doing time
 
"Fell on Black Days" (MP3) 
S*** on my chest
I sure don't mind the change.
 
"Fell on Black Days" (MP3) 
She don't mind the change
I sure don't mind a change
 
"Fell on Black Days" (MP3) 
Sit on my guitar
I sure don't mind the change.
 
"Fell on Black Days" (MP3) 
Some spots have faded
Sunspots have faded
 
Give me little pizza more than I can take
Give me little bits of more than I can take
 
Eat s***, yeah.
Don't touch me!
 
Livin' and lovin', broken wing
He did nothing perfectly.
 
"Jesus Christ Pose" (MP3) 
Shaved
Saved
 
Miles of the base.
Mouths of the babes.
 
"Live to Rise"
Like the sun, we all live in time
Like the sun, we all live and die
 
"Live to Rise"
We're in sync but not alone
 or 
We're 'N Sync but not alone
We're insane but not alone
 
I know I'm headed for the bottle
I've know I'm headed for the bottom
 
I've seen how you give hell
 Now I want you to receive.
I've seen how you've given
 Now I want you to receive.
 
Break, if you like the song
Break, if you like the sound
 
Cher, if it makes you sleep
Share, if it makes you sleep
 
Don't come over here
Peas on my gate
Keep it off my wave
Don't come over here
Pi'' on my gate
Keep it off my wave
 
Keep it out of my wave.
Keep it off my wave.
 
P*** on my game
P*** on my gate
 
Pay if you want to pay 
 if you like Tineal 
 if you like to lay
Pray if you want to pray 
 if you like to kneel 
 if you like to lay
 
Safer just keep it off my way
Save it just keep it off my wave
 
Take, if you want head lice
Take, if you want a slice
 
I'm signing autographs.
I'm getting all depressed.
 
The record's going down.
The wreck is going down.
 
I'm down on my niece today.
I'm down on my knees today.
 
Outside! Outside! Outside! Outsigned!
Outshined! Outshined! Outshined! Outshined!
 
Show me the power-sword.
Show me the power, child.
 
The grass is always greener 
 where the dogs are sh*tting
The grass is always greener 
 where the dogs are shedding
Actually not misheard; this is just the cleaner version.
 
I want to be gay
 I want to be gay.
I want to be King
 I want to be King.
 
A queen in love
A cleaner love
 
And I don't like what you got me hangin', Franz.
And I don't like what you got me hangin' from.
 
Cummy hands, dirty face
 Look at her - she's printing cake.
Common ruse, dirty face
 Pretty noose is pretty hate.
 
Dumb rope, sell the chain
 Freddy knew Sid's pretty vain.
Diamond rope, silver chain
 Pretty noose is pretty pain.
 
I carved a mole today.
I caught the moon today.
 
I got moody today
I caught the moon today
 
I got the perfect deal
I got the perfect steal
 
I got the perfect stain,
 I cleaned it off, with a dirty feel
I got the perfect steal
 A cleaner love with a dirty feel.
 
I got the perfect stamp
 Clean it off with a dirty Phil.
I got the perfect steal
 A cleaner love with a dirty feel.
 
I got the perfect steel
I got the perfect steal
 
I'm foamin' far away
 The woman's steak this singer's got me on.
I've fallen far away
 The wooden stake this thing has got me on.
 
Lay your motor race,
 Pick it up, and get this mother gone
 I'm foamin' far away
 The wooden stake the singer's got me on
Let your motor race
 Pick it up and get this mother gone
 Out from and far away
 The wooden stake this thing has got me on
 
Let your monkey wrench
Let your motor race
 
I burned a weasel, burned down Dinah Shore's home.
I'm burning diesel, burning dinosaur bones.
 
I'm going to break my rusty cage, Aaron
I'm gonna break my rusty cage, and run.
 
I'm gonna break my rustic Asian rum.
I'm gonna break my rusty cage and run.
 
I'm gonna break my rusty DJ and run
I'm gonna break my rusty cage and run
 
I'm gonna break my rusty cage
 Enron.
I'm gonna break my rusty cage
 And run.
 
I'm gonna break my rusty leg
 And run.
I'm gonna break my rusty cage
 And run.
 
I'm gonna bring my dusty Cajun rug.
I'm gonna break my rusty cage and run.
 
I'm gonna rape my rusty cage.
I'm gonna break my rusty cage.
 
I'm not afraid, my rusticate
I'm gonna break my rusty cage
 
Oh your wide awake
 And hit me with a hand and broke a nail.
Oh, you wired me awake
 And hit me with a hand of broken nails.
 
You'll take me down the river to still water
 And ride me like a dog
Yeah, I'll take the river down to Stillwater
 And ride a pack of dogs.
 
"Slaves And Bulldozers" (MP3) 
Everything I've held is what I've peed.
Everything I've held is what I've freed.
 
"Slaves And Bulldozers" (MP3) 
There's no more ride for Spoonman.
There's no more ride for free, yeah.
 
All my friends are aliens
All my friends are Indians
 
All my friends are idiots
All my friends are Indians
 
All my friends are in the end.
All my friends are Indians.
 
All my friends are scared of death.
All my friends are skeletons.
 
Come on, knock it off.
Come on, while I get off.
 
Come on, like a dog.
Come on, while I get off.
 
Come on, lock it up.
 or 
Come on, lock it out.
 or 
Come on, rock it out.
Come on, while I get off.
 
Come on, we like it all.
Come on while I get off.
 
Come on, whack it off.
Come on, while I get off.
 
Feed the river with your hands.
Feel the rhythm with your hands.
 
Feel the river with your hands
Feel the rhythm with your hands
 
Feel the river with your hands
Feel the rhythm with your hands
 
Save me, I'm together with your class
Save me, I'm together with your plans
 
Save me, I'm together with your pants
Save me, I'm together with your plan
 
Save me, I'm together with your pets
Save me, I'm together with your plans
 
Save me, I’m together with your pet
Save me, I’m together with your plan
 
Stoneman, come together with your hands.
Spoonman, come together with your hands.
 
Alone in the Super Bowl
Alive in the Superunknown
 
Alone in the superunknown
Alive in the superunknown
 
First it steals your mom and then it steals you
First it steals your mind and then it steals your...
 
"The Day I Tried To Live" (MP3) 
I stole a thousand n*gga*'s change.
I stole a thousand beggars' change.
 
"The Day I Tried To Live" (MP3) 
The day I tried to live
 I stole the files and Reagan's changin'
 Even told the b*tch.
The day I tried to live
 I stole a thousand beggars' change and
 Gave it to the rich.
 
"The Day I Tried to Live" (MP3) 
And I know that I was alive.
And I learned that I was a liar.
 
"The Day I Tried to Live" (MP3) 
Said seize the day, pull the trigger
Drop the plate and watch the rolling hills
Said seize the day, pull the trigger
Drop the blade and watch the rolling heads
 
"The Day I Tried to Live" (MP3) 
Said seize the day, pull the trigger
Drop the plate watch the rolling heads
Said seize the day, pull the trigger
Drop the blade and watch the rolling heads
droppin' plates on yo ass, biotch! lol
 
I'm here to f*** you all.
 or
 Hard head to f*** you all.
 or
 Hard headed f***, you are.
 or
 Whore headed f*** you are.
 or
 Hard headed, f*** you all.
Hard headed f***, you all.
 
I'm hitting, f*** you all.
Hard headed f***, you all.
 
I'm sittin' on a mattress pad
I'm sittin' in a magic hat
 
In my head, f*** you all.
Hard headed f***, you all.