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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Regina Spektor that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 17 misheard song lyrics for Regina Spektor on amIright currently.

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"All the Rowboats"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the robots in the paintings
They keep trying to roll away
Original Lyrics:
All the rowboats in the paintings
They keep trying to row away
"Apres Moi" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't break that with jizz'm, girls.
Original Lyrics:
You can't break that which isn't yours.
"Back Of A Truck"
Misheard Lyrics:
She had eaten her dog, D O double Eugene
Original Lyrics:
She had eaten her dog, D O W G
"Lady" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No intercourse
And she forgets.
Original Lyrics:
And winter comes
And she forgets.
"Laughing With"
Misheard Lyrics:
But God can be funny
At a cocktail party while listening to a cookout-themed joker
Original Lyrics:
But God can be funny
at a cocktail party while listening to a good God-themed joke, or...
"Machine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hop into my shield
Hop into my shield
Hop into
Hop into....
Original Lyrics:
Hooked into machine
Hooked into machine
Hooked into
Hooked into....
"Oedipus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Born to him with my ears still on
Original Lyrics:
Born to him the night still young
"Oedipus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gonna make her come, gonna make her come
Gonna uh, uh, uh.
Original Lyrics:
Gonna make it count, gonna make it count
Gonna uh, uh, uh.
"Samson" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Beneath the sheets of paper lies my drool
Original Lyrics:
Beneath the sheets of paper lies my truth
"Samson" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now my chair left on his head
Original Lyrics:
Not much hair left on his head
"Samson" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Samson went back to bed with a stair lift on his head
Original Lyrics:
Samson went back to bed not much hair left on his head
"Samson" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Samson went back to bed
Now my chair left on his head
Original Lyrics:
Samson went back to bed
Not much hair left on his head
"That Time" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, remember that time I tried
To save a pigeon, avoid a broken wing?
Original Lyrics:
Hey, remember that time I tried
To save a pigeon with a broken wing?
"The Ghost Of Corporate Future" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big Mac walks out of his apartment.
Original Lyrics:
A man walks out of his apartment.
"Us"
Misheard Lyrics:
We wear our scarves just like a muse
But not as one eternal thing
And though our hearts are slightly used
New ones are a flavor you can keep.
Original Lyrics:
We wear our scarves just like a noose
But not 'cause we want eternal sleep
And though our parts are slightly used
New ones are slave labor you can keep.
"You've Got Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
Crapped, crapped, crapped 'til the cage is fooled
Original Lyrics:
Trapped, trapped, trapped 'til the cage is full
This is the theme song to "Orange Is the New Black."
"Your Honor" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I said I don't kiss losers
And I don't kiss women.
Original Lyrics:
I don't kiss losers
And I don't kiss winners.

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