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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Squeeze that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
There are 154 misheard song lyrics for Squeeze on amIright currently.
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"853-5937"
Misheard Lyrics:
Angela can't wake up to the phone
Original Lyrics:
Angela can't make it to the phone
"853-5937"
Misheard Lyrics:
Angela come naked to the phone
Original Lyrics:
Angela can't make it to the phone
"853-5937"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you look I'm naked to the bone
Original Lyrics:
Angela can't make it to the phone
"853-5937"
Misheard Lyrics:
She’ll give you a wing when she is home
Original Lyrics:
She’ll give you a ring when she is home
"Annie Get Your Gun" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't shoot that singer
You're doing number one
You're doing number one
Original Lyrics:
Don't shoot that singer
You're shooting number one
You're shooting number one
"Another Nail In My Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And here in the bar
Where the analyst found
Another nail for my heart.
Where the analyst found
Another nail for my heart.
Original Lyrics:
And here in the bar
The piano man's found
Another nail for my heart.
The piano man's found
Another nail for my heart.
"Another Nail In My Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And here in the barn, with the animals
Found another nail for my heart.
Found another nail for my heart.
Original Lyrics:
And here in the bar, the piano man's
Found another nail for my heart.
Found another nail for my heart.
"Another Nail In My Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And here in the park
In the Aramis fountain
Another nail for my heart.
In the Aramis fountain
Another nail for my heart.
Original Lyrics:
And here in the bar
The piano man's found
Another nail for my heart.
The piano man's found
Another nail for my heart.
"Another Nail In My Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And in the park, by the L was
Found another nail for my heart.
Found another nail for my heart.
Original Lyrics:
And here in the bar, the piano man's
Found another nail for my heart.
Found another nail for my heart.
The L, as in Chicago's El train.
"Another Nail In My Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I had excuses, those little boy lies
That she computed by watching my eyes, and talking funny
She couldn't stand it, I'm mad at her heart
She dropped her makeup and ran behind the bar
And nothing turns me
That she computed by watching my eyes, and talking funny
She couldn't stand it, I'm mad at her heart
She dropped her makeup and ran behind the bar
And nothing turns me
Original Lyrics:
I had excuses, those little boy lies
That she computed by watching my eyes, and told me firmly
She couldn't stand it, I'm bad on her heart
She dropped her makeup and now I found the bar
Now that concerns me
That she computed by watching my eyes, and told me firmly
She couldn't stand it, I'm bad on her heart
She dropped her makeup and now I found the bar
Now that concerns me
"Another Nail In My Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So here in the bar
Where the enema's found
Where the enema's found
Original Lyrics:
So here in the bar
The piano man's found
The piano man's found
"Another Nail In My Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That's cupid above, that feels only love
Original Lyrics:
That stupid old bud, that kills only love
"Another Nail In My Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The case was closed and under the bed
She made a call for a sympathetic permanent arrangement
The door was closed, there was a note
I couldn't be bothered, maybe I'll jumble our engagements
With whacky beans and falling crowds
Chell lying to be good by not being proud
She made a call for a sympathetic permanent arrangement
The door was closed, there was a note
I couldn't be bothered, maybe I'll jumble our engagements
With whacky beans and falling crowds
Chell lying to be good by not being proud
Original Lyrics:
The case was pulled from under the bed
She made a call to a sympathetic friend and made arrangements
The door was closed, there was a note
I couldn't be bothered, maybe I'll choke no more engagements
With where have you beens and faraway frowns
Trying to be good by not being round
She made a call to a sympathetic friend and made arrangements
The door was closed, there was a note
I couldn't be bothered, maybe I'll choke no more engagements
With where have you beens and faraway frowns
Trying to be good by not being round
"Another Nail In My Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The stupid above, that kills on me love
I want to be good inside my love
I want to be good inside my love
Original Lyrics:
That stupid old bug, that kills only love
I want to be good, is that not enough?
I want to be good, is that not enough?
"Another Nail in My Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And faraway clowns
Original Lyrics:
And faraway frowns
"Another Nail in My Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No evidence found
Original Lyrics:
The piano man's found
"Another Nail in My Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The piano was found
Original Lyrics:
The piano man's found
Were they looking for Billy Joel?
"Another Nail in My Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With where are the beans and faraway towns
Trying to be good by Latvian ground
Trying to be good by Latvian ground
Original Lyrics:
With where have you beens and faraway frowns
Trying to be good by not being round
Trying to be good by not being round
"Another Nail in My Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With where have you beens and faraway frowns
Trying to be good by knobbing around
Trying to be good by knobbing around
Original Lyrics:
With where have you beens and faraway frowns
Trying to be good by not being round
Trying to be good by not being round
"Black Coffee In Bed" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Black' caught me in bed.
Original Lyrics:
Black coffee in bed
"Black Coffee In Bed" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'm back on my feet.
or
And I'm back on the street.
or
And I'm back on the beer.
or
And I'm back on the pier.
or
And I'm back on the street.
or
And I'm back on the beer.
or
And I'm back on the pier.
Original Lyrics:
And I'm back on the beat.
"Black Coffee In Bed" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And she caught me in bed.
Original Lyrics:
Black coffee in bed.
"Black Coffee In Bed" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now she's gone
And I'm out with her friend.
And I'm out with her friend.
Original Lyrics:
Now she's gone
And I'm out with a friend.
And I'm out with a friend.
"Black Coffee In Bed" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Say, there's nothing to it.
or
Say, there's nothing to eat.
or
Say, there's nothing to eat.
Original Lyrics:
Says nothing to me.
"Black Coffee in Bed" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a stain on my notepad
Original Lyrics:
There's a stain on my notebook
"Black Coffee in Bed" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This is Spain in my notebook
Original Lyrics:
There's a stain on my notebook
"Black Coffee in Bed" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With lips full of fraction
Original Lyrics:
With lips full of passion
"Cool For Cats" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A fancy that's so fancy that I want a piece of flesh
I'll give a little missile and I'll spend a little cash
But all I get is be-er and a nasty little rash
I'll give a little missile and I'll spend a little cash
But all I get is be-er and a nasty little rash
Original Lyrics:
I fancy this, I fancy that, I wanna be so flash
I give a little muscle and I spend a little cash
But all I get is bitter and a nasty little rash
I give a little muscle and I spend a little cash
But all I get is bitter and a nasty little rash
"Cool For Cats" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And he wakes to find the violence dead and an a*se in his hats
Original Lyrics:
And he wakes to find the fire's dead and arrows in his hats
"Cool For Cats" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He wakes to find the fire's dead and arrows in his ass
Original Lyrics:
He wakes to find the fire's dead and arrows in his hat
"Cool For Cats" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I fancy this, I fancy that
I want a piece of flesh.
I want a piece of flesh.
Original Lyrics:
I fancy this, I fancy that
I wanna be so flash.
I wanna be so flash.
"Cool For Cats" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Shape up at the disco
And I think I've got a ball.
And I think I've got a ball.
Original Lyrics:
Shake up at the disco
And I think I've got a pull.
And I think I've got a pull.
"Cool For Cats" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The Indians send signals from the rocks above the past
Original Lyrics:
The Indians send signals from the rocks above the pass
"Cool For Cats" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The Sweeney's doing ninety
'Cuz they've got nowhere to go.
'Cuz they've got nowhere to go.
Original Lyrics:
The Sweeney's doing ninety
'Cuz they've got the word to go.
'Cuz they've got the word to go.
"Cool For Cats" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The score is with the corporal.
Original Lyrics:
The squaw is with the corporal.
"Cool For Cats" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The squaw with the cool pussy is tied against the tree
Original Lyrics:
The squaw is with the corporal, she is tied against the tree
"Cool For Cats" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The swing is doing ninety 'cause they've got nowhere to go
They'll get a gang of villains in a shed up that they throw
They're counting out the fivers when the ear comes back again
In and out of Wantsworth with another Sunday night
It's funny how the missus always looks so bleedin' sane
And meanwhile at the station there's a couple of likely lads
Who're swiller as your father and they're very cool for cats
They'll get a gang of villains in a shed up that they throw
They're counting out the fivers when the ear comes back again
In and out of Wantsworth with another Sunday night
It's funny how the missus always looks so bleedin' sane
And meanwhile at the station there's a couple of likely lads
Who're swiller as your father and they're very cool for cats
Original Lyrics:
The Sweeney's doing ninety 'cause they've got the word to go
They'll get a gang of villains in a shed up at Heathrow
They're counting out the fivers when the handcuffs lock again
In and out of Wandsworth with the numbers on their names
It's funny how the missus always looks the bleedin' same
And meanwhile at the station there's a couple of likely lads
Who swear like how's your father and they're very cool for cats
They'll get a gang of villains in a shed up at Heathrow
They're counting out the fivers when the handcuffs lock again
In and out of Wandsworth with the numbers on their names
It's funny how the missus always looks the bleedin' same
And meanwhile at the station there's a couple of likely lads
Who swear like how's your father and they're very cool for cats
"Cool for Cats" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And Dave & Buster's comes around
Original Lyrics:
And Davy Crockett rides around
"Cool for Cats" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And meanwhile at the station there's a couple of likely lads
Who smell like Estes Fauvre, and they're very cool for cats
Who smell like Estes Fauvre, and they're very cool for cats
Original Lyrics:
And meanwhile at the station there's a couple of likely lads
Who swear like, "How's your father?" and they're very cool for cats
Who swear like, "How's your father?" and they're very cool for cats
"Cool for Cats" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's funny how the missus always looks the bleedin' same
Original Lyrics:
It's funny how their missus always look the bleedin' same
"Cool for Cats" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The score is with the corporal, she is tied against the tree
She doesn't mind the language, it's the thinkin' she don't need
She lets loose all the horses when the corporal is asleep
And he wakes to find the fife is gettin' arrows in his hats
She doesn't mind the language, it's the thinkin' she don't need
She lets loose all the horses when the corporal is asleep
And he wakes to find the fife is gettin' arrows in his hats
Original Lyrics:
The squaw is with the corporal, she is tied against the tree
She doesn't mind the language, it's the beatin' she don't need
She lets loose all the horses when the corporal is asleep
And he wakes to find the fire's dead and arrows in his hats
She doesn't mind the language, it's the beatin' she don't need
She lets loose all the horses when the corporal is asleep
And he wakes to find the fire's dead and arrows in his hats
"Cool for Cats" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
To change the mood a little I've been posting Dan a pub
Original Lyrics:
To change the mood a little I've been posing down the pub
"Cool for Cats" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
To change the mood a little I've been showing off my nuts,
On seeing my reflection, they're looking slightly rough
On seeing my reflection, they're looking slightly rough
Original Lyrics:
To change the mood a little I've been posing down the pub,
On seeing my reflection, I'm looking slightly rough
On seeing my reflection, I'm looking slightly rough
"Goodbye Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sunshine on the lan' oh!
Woke me with a shake I looked around to find her but she'd gone.
Woke me with a shake I looked around to find her but she'd gone.
Original Lyrics:
Sunlight on the lino
Woke me with a shake I looked around to find her but she'd gone.
Woke me with a shake I looked around to find her but she'd gone.
"Heaven Knows"
Misheard Lyrics:
We may be f***ing mad
Original Lyrics:
We may be barking mad
"Hourglass" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No one can hear me now again
Original Lyrics:
No one can hear me knocking
"Hourglass" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take it to the Grinch
Full of all his toys
Full of all his toys
Original Lyrics:
Take it to the bridge
Throw it overboard
Throw it overboard
"Is That Love?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Beat me up with your lettuce, your walk-out notes.
Original Lyrics:
Beat me up with your letters, your walk-out notes.
"Is That Love?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Beat me up with your lettuce
Your walk out notes.
Your walk out notes.
Original Lyrics:
Beat me up with your letters
Your walk out notes.
Your walk out notes.
"Is That Love?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Beat me up with your
your walk out notes.
your walk out notes.
Original Lyrics:
Beat me up with your letters,
your walk out notes.
your walk out notes.
"Is That Love?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a kipper kipper kipper disguise
Original Lyrics:
It's a cupid cupid cupid disguise
"Is That Love?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's go with a book and a drink
Original Lyrics:
Legs up with a book and a drink
"Is That Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a kitten kitten kitten disguise
Original Lyrics:
It's a cupid cupid cupid disguise
"Is That Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My ass has froze, while yours has dropped
Original Lyrics:
My assets froze, while yours have dropped
"Is That Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The hotter, hotter, hotter it gets
Original Lyrics:
The tougher, tougher, tougher it gets
"Labelled with Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And shuffles around in her candle-lit novel
Original Lyrics:
And shuffles around in her candle-lit hovel
"Labelled with Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Eli the Cowboy died drunk in his slumber
Original Lyrics:
He, like a cowboy, died drunk in his slumber
"Labelled with Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like some kind of wish with blue fingers in mittens
Original Lyrics:
Like some kind of witch with blue fingers in mittens
"Labelled with Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
On Mom-eaten armchairs she'd say that she had sat on
Original Lyrics:
On moth-eaten armchairs, she'd say that she had sod all
"Sod all" is a British slang term, meaning nothing. So in this song "She had sod all" means "She had nothing" and that she is in poverty.
"Labelled with Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She crossed the ocean back home to her family
But they had retired to Rhodes with her Sandy
But they had retired to Rhodes with her Sandy
Original Lyrics:
She crossed the ocean back home to her family
But they had retired to roads that were sandy
But they had retired to roads that were sandy
"Labelled with Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She spells like the cat and the neighbors she thickens
Original Lyrics:
She smells like the cat and the neighbors she sickens
"Labelled with Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Thanks to remember, I'm weeing myself
And winds up the clock and knocks dusk from the shelf
Rome is a love that I miss very much
And winds up the clock and knocks dusk from the shelf
Rome is a love that I miss very much
Original Lyrics:
Drinks to remember I, me and myself
And winds up the clock and knocks dust from the shelf
Home is a love that I miss very much
And winds up the clock and knocks dust from the shelf
Home is a love that I miss very much
"Pulling Mussels (From The Shell)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
...to pose around the ha bah bah
Original Lyrics:
...to pose around the harbor bar
"Pulling Mussels (From The Shell)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I feel like William Taylor.
Original Lyrics:
And I feel like William Tell.
"Pulling Mussels (From The Shell)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I feel like William Tell
Made merry and then I'm hurt...tiptoe feet
Made merry and then I'm hurt...tiptoe feet
Original Lyrics:
And I feel like William Tell
Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet.
Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet.
"Pulling Mussels (From The Shell)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I feel like William Terrell.
Original Lyrics:
And I feel like William Tell.
"Pulling Mussels (From The Shell)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And everybody wanted that
Original Lyrics:
And everybody wants a hat
"Pulling Mussels (From The Shell)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But behind the shadow, a holiday's complete
Original Lyrics:
But behind the chalet, my holiday's complete
"Pulling Mussels (From The Shell)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Look behind the shell, a holiday's complete
Original Lyrics:
But behind the chalet, my holiday's complete
"Pulling Mussels (From The Shell)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Maid Marian and her tits so free
Original Lyrics:
Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet
"Pulling Mussels (From The Shell)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Maid Marian on her t**-toed feet.
Original Lyrics:
Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet.
"Pulling Mussels (From The Shell)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Maid Marion, I've heard, picks her feet.
Original Lyrics:
Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet
"Pulling Mussels (From The Shell)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pulling muscles by Michelle
Original Lyrics:
Pulling mussels from a shell
"Pulling Mussels (From The Shell)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pulling muscles for Michelle
Original Lyrics:
Pulling mussels from the shell
"Pulling Mussels (From The Shell)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pulling muscles from Michelle
Original Lyrics:
Pulling mussels from a shell
"Pulling Mussels (From The Shell)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pulling muscles from a shed.
Original Lyrics:
Pulling mussels from a shell.
"Pulling Mussels (From The Shell)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pulling mussels for Michelle
Original Lyrics:
Pulling mussels from the shell
"Pulling Mussels (From The Shell)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They do bingo all night
Original Lyrics:
In for bingo on the 9's
"Pulling Mussels (From The Shell)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They do it at Marquay. (Pronounced 'Mar- kee)
Original Lyrics:
They do it at Waikiki.
"Pulling Mussels (From The Shell)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They do it down on campuses.
Original Lyrics:
They do it down on camber sands.
"Pulling Mussels (From The Shell)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Two bag ladies window shop
Something for the mantlepiece
April bingo all at night
The panama sweet little niece.
Something for the mantlepiece
April bingo all at night
The panama sweet little niece.
Original Lyrics:
Two fat ladies window shopping
Something for the mantlepiece
In for bingo on the nines
A panda for sweet little niece.
Something for the mantlepiece
In for bingo on the nines
A panda for sweet little niece.
"Pulling Mussels (From The Shell)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Two fat ladies window shopping
Something for the man who pees.
Something for the man who pees.
Original Lyrics:
Two fat ladies window shopping
Something for the mantlepiece.
Something for the mantlepiece.
"Pulling Mussels (From The Shell)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Two fat lazy widows shopping
Something for the masterpiece.
Something for the masterpiece.
Original Lyrics:
Two fat ladies window shopping
Something for the mantlepiece.
Something for the mantlepiece.
"Pulling Mussels (From the Shell)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But behind the Chevy
Original Lyrics:
But behind the chalet
"Pulling Mussels (From the Shell)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But behind the shouting, a holiday's complete
Original Lyrics:
But behind the chalet, my holiday's complete
"Pulling Mussels (from the Shell)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bullying Marsha and Michelle
Original Lyrics:
Pulling mussels from a shell
"Pulling Mussels (from the Shell)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pulling muscles from the shell
Original Lyrics:
Pulling mussels from the shell
"Pulling Mussels (from the Shell)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Purina Dog Chow
Original Lyrics:
Pulling mussels from a shell
"Pulling Mussels (from the Shell)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They do it while I pee-pee
Original Lyrics:
They do it at Waikiki
"She Doesn't Have to Shave"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a point that you reach
Let him down, lost for speech
Nations calling, tent in space
It's so slow, face to face
Let him down, lost for speech
Nations calling, tent in space
It's so slow, face to face
Original Lyrics:
There's a point that you reach
Hand held down, lost for speech
Patience gone, tact mislaid
Insults swapped, face to face
Hand held down, lost for speech
Patience gone, tact mislaid
Insults swapped, face to face
"Slap and Tickle"
Misheard Lyrics:
He drunk himself back sofa
Original Lyrics:
He drunk himself back sober
"Slap and Tickle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Looking out across the septic
Original Lyrics:
Looking out across the city
"Slap and Tickle"
Misheard Lyrics:
She was frigid like Joe Biden
Original Lyrics:
She was frigid like a bible
"Slap and Tickle"
Misheard Lyrics:
They sat like Salt-N-Pepa
Original Lyrics:
They sat like salt and pepper
Could they have predicted the future of a famous group named Salt-N-Pepa?
"Take Me I'm Yours" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Abusing belly dancers distracts me from my wine
Original Lyrics:
Amusing belly dancers distract me from my wine
"Take Me I'm Yours" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've come across the Datsun
Original Lyrics:
I've come across the desert
Datsun was the name of what Nissan cars were made back when this song was made.
"Take Me I'm Yours" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've come across the devils
Original Lyrics:
I've come across the desert
"Take Me I'm Yours" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've come across the devil
Original Lyrics:
I've come across the desert
"Take Me I'm Yours" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My ego flies tomorrow.
Original Lyrics:
My eagle flies tomorrow.
"Take Me I'm Yours" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My evil eyes tomorrow
Original Lyrics:
My eagle flies tomorrow
"Tempted" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Banking like the food of another
Original Lyrics:
Tempted by the fruit of another
"Tempted" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But to get it all, I know I will
Original Lyrics:
But forget it all, I know I will
"Tempted" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dentyne by the fruit of another
Original Lyrics:
Tempted by the fruit of another
This was featured in a commercial for Dentyne Tango.
"Tempted" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Healthy by the fruit of another
Original Lyrics:
Tempted by the fruit of another
"Tempted" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I asked to my reflection: tell me, what is 32?
Original Lyrics:
I asked of my reflection: tell me, what is there to do?
"Tempted" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I bought a bottle of birdseed.
Original Lyrics:
I bought a novel, some perfume.
"Tempted" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I bought a marble, some birdseed
Original Lyrics:
I bought a novel, some perfume
"Tempted" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I bought a toothbrush, some toothpaste, bananas for my face.
Original Lyrics:
I bought a toothbrush, some toothpaste, a flannel for my face.
"Tempted" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I said to my reflection, "Let's get out of this plane"
Original Lyrics:
I said to my reflection, "Let's get out of this place"
"Tempted" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I said to my reflection, "Let's get out of this plate"
Original Lyrics:
I said to my reflection, "Let's get out of this place"
"Tempted" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tainted by the fruit of another
Tainted but the truth is discovered
Tainted but the truth is discovered
Original Lyrics:
Tempted by the fruit of another
Tempted but the truth is discovered
Tempted but the truth is discovered
"Tempted" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tempted by the food of another.
Original Lyrics:
Tempted by the fruit of another.
"Tempted" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tempted by the food of your mother.
Original Lyrics:
Tempted by the fruit of another.
"Tempted" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tempted by the foot of your mother
Original Lyrics:
Tempted by the fruit of another
"Tempted" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tempted by the fruit of an udder
Original Lyrics:
Tempted by the fruit of another
"Tempted" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tempted by the fruit of your mother
Original Lyrics:
Tempted by the fruit of another
"Tempted" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tempted by the truth of another
Original Lyrics:
Tempted by the fruit of another
"Tempted" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tempted by the truth of your mother
Original Lyrics:
Tempted by the fruit of another
"Tempted" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The bimbo keeps on cryin'
And wishing I was well
And wishing I was well
Original Lyrics:
The people keep on crowding
Ain't wishing I was well
Ain't wishing I was well
"Tempted" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The people keep on crying
And wishing I was well.
And wishing I was well.
Original Lyrics:
The people keep on grabbing
Ain't wishing I was well.
Ain't wishing I was well.
"Tempted" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There’s my lover
or
There’s my mother
or
There’s my mother
Original Lyrics:
There’s no other
"Tempted" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tinted by the fruit of a lover
Original Lyrics:
Tempted by the fruit of another
"Tempted" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your body gets much closer
I fumble for my cloth
I fumble for my cloth
Original Lyrics:
Your body gets much closer
I fumble for the clock.
I fumble for the clock.
"Tempted" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your buddy gets much closer....
Original Lyrics:
Your body gets much closer
"Third Rail"
Misheard Lyrics:
As much as I can
Original Lyrics:
As much as I care
"Third Rail"
Misheard Lyrics:
The brother's not there
Original Lyrics:
The problem's not there
"This Summer"
Misheard Lyrics:
And when we're skipping storms tonight
It feels so good that you're with me
or
And when we're skipping stones tonight
It feels so good that you're with me
It feels so good that you're with me
or
And when we're skipping stones tonight
It feels so good that you're with me
Original Lyrics:
And when we're skimming stones tonight
It feels so good that you're with me
It feels so good that you're with me
"This Summer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mouth expresses thongs
Original Lyrics:
Mouth expresses thoughts
"This Summer"
Misheard Lyrics:
This summer there won't be a cloud in the sky
I'm so naked I feel I could take on a fly
This summer we've rolled up the sheets of the bed
I'm so naked I feel I could take on a fly
This summer we've rolled up the sheets of the bed
Original Lyrics:
This summer there won't be a cloud in the sky
I'm so made up I feel I could take off and fly
This summer we've pulled all the sheets off the bed
I'm so made up I feel I could take off and fly
This summer we've pulled all the sheets off the bed
"Trust Me To Open My Mouth" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
On a big mouth bicycle.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a big mouth I suppose.
"Up The Junction" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And now we're two years older
Her mother's been a soldier.
Her mother's been a soldier.
Original Lyrics:
And now we're two years older
Her mother's with a soldier.
Her mother's with a soldier.
"Up The Junction" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I got a job with Stan Lee
He said I'd come in handy
He said I'd come in handy
Original Lyrics:
I got a job with Stanley
He said I'd come in handy
He said I'd come in handy
"Up The Junction" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She gave birth to a dog turn.
Original Lyrics:
She gave birth to a daughter.
"Up The Junction" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She looked just like her mother
Her dad could be another.
Her dad could be another.
Original Lyrics:
She looked just like her mother
If there could be another.
If there could be another.
"Up The Junction" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The evening at four fifty
I took a rather nifty
Down to an naked baiter
And thirty minutes later...
I took a rather nifty
Down to an naked baiter
And thirty minutes later...
Original Lyrics:
This morning at 4:50
I took her rather nifty
Down to an incubator
And thirty mintues later...
I took her rather nifty
Down to an incubator
And thirty mintues later...
"Up The Junction" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This morning at 4:50
I took her Honda 50.
I took her Honda 50.
Original Lyrics:
This morning at 4:50
I took her rather nifty.
I took her rather nifty.
"Up the Junction" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And when the time was ready
We had to sell some jelly
Played evenings by the fire
With little kids inside her
We had to sell some jelly
Played evenings by the fire
With little kids inside her
Original Lyrics:
And when the time was ready
We had to sell the telly
Late evenings by the fire
With little kicks inside her
We had to sell the telly
Late evenings by the fire
With little kicks inside her
Listen very closely. It clearly sounds like Glenn Tilbrook is putting a P in front of “late”, making it sound more like “played”.
"Up the Junction" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Down to an inky painter
And thirty mintues later...
And thirty mintues later...
Original Lyrics:
Down to an incubator
And thirty mintues later...
And thirty mintues later...
"Up the Junction" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I got this job with Jamie
Original Lyrics:
I got this job with Stanley
"Up the Junction" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I worked all through the winter
The weather bastard bitter
The weather bastard bitter
Original Lyrics:
I worked all through the winter
The weather brass and bitter
The weather brass and bitter
"Up the Junction" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Out on the windy comma
Original Lyrics:
Out on the windy common
"Up the Junction" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She gave birth to a daughter
A little yellow porker
A little yellow porker
Original Lyrics:
She gave birth to a daughter
Within a year a walker.
Within a year a walker.
"Up the Junction" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She gave birth to a daughter
We call her Annie Walker
We call her Annie Walker
Original Lyrics:
She gave birth to a daughter
Within a year a walker.
Within a year a walker.
"Up the Junction" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She gave birth to a daughter
We didn't even rock her
We didn't even rock her
Original Lyrics:
She gave birth to a daughter
Within a year a walker.
Within a year a walker.
"Up the Junction" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She gave birth to a daughter
We'd better get a porter
We'd better get a porter
Original Lyrics:
She gave birth to a daughter
Within a year a walker.
Within a year a walker.
"Up the Junction" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The devil came and took me
From Barton Street to boogie
From Barton Street to boogie
Original Lyrics:
The devil came and took me
From bar to street to bookie
From bar to street to bookie
"Vicky Verky"
Misheard Lyrics:
All along the high street
A special orange ice cream
A special orange ice cream
Original Lyrics:
All along the high street
They'd splash out on an ice cream
They'd splash out on an ice cream
"Vicky Verky"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, he ran off to Barstow
Original Lyrics:
Well, he went off to borstal
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