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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Stereophonics that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
There are 59 misheard song lyrics for Stereophonics on amIright currently.
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"A Thousand Trees" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pizza's gotta dust in the bar in the lamp.
Original Lyrics:
Pictures gather dust in the bar and the lounge.
"Bartender And The Thief"
Misheard Lyrics:
The bartender and the big banana
Original Lyrics:
The bartender and the thief are lovers.
"Dakota"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dakota
Original Lyrics:
Text of songs
"Dakota"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wonder if we'll meet again
Talking about life's little scam
Talk about why did it end.
Talking about life's little scam
Talk about why did it end.
Original Lyrics:
I wonder if we'll meet again
Talking about life since then
Talk about why did it end.
Talking about life since then
Talk about why did it end.
"Dakota"
Misheard Lyrics:
Laying back hand on the grass
Chewing a gun, having some laughs
Chewing a gun, having some laughs
Original Lyrics:
Laying back head on the grass
Chewing gum, having some laughs
Chewing gum, having some laughs
"Dakota"
Misheard Lyrics:
She'll take a peppermint now.
Original Lyrics:
So take a look at me now.
"Dakota"
Misheard Lyrics:
Thinking about, thinking of you some of the time
Think it was due, yeah, I think it was due.
Think it was due, yeah, I think it was due.
Original Lyrics:
Thinking back, thinking of you summertime
Think it was June, yeah, I think it was June.
Think it was June, yeah, I think it was June.
"Dakota"
Misheard Lyrics:
You make me feel like a worm
You make me feel like a worm
A worm.
You make me feel like a worm
A worm.
Original Lyrics:
You make me feel like the one
You make me feel like the one
The one.
You make me feel like the one
The one.
"Dakota"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're makin' me feel like a woman!
Original Lyrics:
You're makin' me feel like the one!
"Do Ya Feel My Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you feel my labia?
Original Lyrics:
Do ya feel my love? Do ya?
"Handbags And Gladrags" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
420 blackbirds in a cage and bake them all in a pie
Original Lyrics:
Four and twenty blackbirds in a cake and bake them all in a pie
"Handbags and Gladrags" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Drink a bottle full of rice
Original Lyrics:
Drink a bottle full of rye
"Handbags and Gladrags" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Drink a bottle full of wine
Original Lyrics:
Drink a bottle full of rye
"Handbags and Gladrags" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ever seen a young girl growing old
Trying to make herself look bright
Trying to make herself look bright
Original Lyrics:
Ever seen a young girl growing old
Trying to make herself a bride
Trying to make herself a bride
"Handbags and Gladrags" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Once I was a nomad
Original Lyrics:
Once I was a young man
"Handbags and Gladrags" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The handbags and the gladrags
That your poor old Granddad had to swear to buy you
That your poor old Granddad had to swear to buy you
Original Lyrics:
The handbags and the gladrags
That your poor old Granddad had to sweat to buy you
That your poor old Granddad had to sweat to buy you
"Handbags and Gladrags" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They told me you must go today
Original Lyrics:
They told me you missed school today.
"Have A Nice Day" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Drive around all day
Kelp gross as fish.
Kelp gross as fish.
Original Lyrics:
Drive around all day
Kill the processed fish.
Kill the processed fish.
"Have A Nice Day" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Have a dream of cheese.
Original Lyrics:
Have a drink to chase.
"Have A Nice Day" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Have a drink of cheese.
Original Lyrics:
Have a drink to chase.
"Have A Nice Day" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lie around all day, have a drink of cheese.
Original Lyrics:
Lie around all day, have a drink to chase.
"Have A Nice Day" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lie around all day
Have a drink of cheese.
Have a drink of cheese.
Original Lyrics:
Lie around all day
Have a drink to chase.
Have a drink to chase.
"Have A Nice Day" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So have a nasty.
or
So have an ash tray.
or
So have an ash tray.
Original Lyrics:
So have a nice day.
"Have A Nice Day" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We asked what he meant
He said,'Where ya' from?'
We told him Ireland.
He said,'Where ya' from?'
We told him Ireland.
Original Lyrics:
We asked what he meant
He said, 'Where ya' from?'
We told him our lot.
He said, 'Where ya' from?'
We told him our lot.
"Have a Nice Day" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I lie around all day have a drink of cheese
Original Lyrics:
I lie around all day have a drink to chase
"Have a Nice Day" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's all money but
No wasted cinema
You're only in it now
To make mama more
No wasted cinema
You're only in it now
To make mama more
Original Lyrics:
It's all money gum
No artists anymore
You're only in it now
To make more more more
No artists anymore
You're only in it now
To make more more more
"Have a Nice Day" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lie around all day Have a drink of cheese
Original Lyrics:
Lie around all day Have a drink to chase
"Have a Nice Day" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lie around all day,
have a drink of cheese myself and tourists
thats what I hate
have a drink of cheese myself and tourists
thats what I hate
Original Lyrics:
Lie around all day,
Have a drink to chase yourself and tourists,
yeah thats what I hate
Have a drink to chase yourself and tourists,
yeah thats what I hate
"Have a Nice Day" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lie around all day, have a drink of cheese
Original Lyrics:
Lie around all day, have a drink to chase
"Have a Nice Day" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lie around all day, have a drink of cheese
Original Lyrics:
Lie around all day, have a drink to chase
"Have a Nice Day" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
San Francisco Bay
I'sh'ld be thirty nine
or
San Fransisco Bay
I'll be thirty nine
I'sh'ld be thirty nine
or
San Fransisco Bay
I'll be thirty nine
Original Lyrics:
San Francisco Bay
Past pier thirty nine
Past pier thirty nine
"Have a Nice Day" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sanfrisco babe, passsed for 30 nights,
early beer can't remember what time
early beer can't remember what time
Original Lyrics:
San Francisco bay, past pier 39
Early P.M. can't remember what a time
Early P.M. can't remember what a time
"In My Day"
Misheard Lyrics:
In my day, no-one searched through my turnips.
Original Lyrics:
In my day, no-one searched through my turn-ups.
"Just Looking" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do I want the drains?
The ones with horses in
The ones with horses in
Original Lyrics:
Do I want the dreams?
The ones we're forced to see
The ones we're forced to see
"Just Looking" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do I want the perfect wife?
The one perfect enquiress
The one perfect enquiress
Original Lyrics:
Do I want the perfect wife? The word perfect ain't quite right
"Just Looking" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I want the perfect wife, with perfect inclined wrists
Original Lyrics:
Do I want the perfect wife? The word perfect ain't quite right
"Just Looking" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just walking
I'm not flying.
I'm not flying.
Original Lyrics:
I'm just looking
I'm not buying.
I'm not buying.
"More Life In A Tramp's Vest" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's my life, my life, my life, I'll get the tramps pissed!
Original Lyrics:
There's more life, more life, more life in a tramp's vest
"More Life In A Tramp's Vest" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's more life, more life, more life being a transvest.
Original Lyrics:
There's more life, more life, more life it a tramp's vest.
"More Life In A Tramps Vest" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's more life, more life, more life in a transvest (ite)
Original Lyrics:
There's more life, more life, more life it a tramp's vest
"More Life In A Tramps Vest" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's more life, more life
More life in a transvestite.
More life in a transvestite.
Original Lyrics:
There's more life, more life
More life in a tramp's vest.
More life in a tramp's vest.
"Mr Writer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You line 'em up look out your shoes,
they hang names on your wall
they hang names on your wall
Original Lyrics:
You line 'em up look at your shoes,
you hang names on your wall
you hang names on your wall
"Nothing Precious At All"
Misheard Lyrics:
All them people watching the game
They can watch me, too.
They can watch me, too.
Original Lyrics:
I been people-watching again
I think they watch me, too.
I think they watch me, too.
"Nothing Precious At All"
Misheard Lyrics:
She takes photographs of American cows.
Original Lyrics:
She takes photographs of American cars.
"Superman"
Misheard Lyrics:
S****ing next to a widowed lane!
Original Lyrics:
Sitting next to a window pane!
"Superman"
Misheard Lyrics:
You don't know what it's been like
Meeting someone like you.
Meeting someone like you.
Original Lyrics:
You don't know what it's been like
Being with someone like you.
Being with someone like you.
"The Bartender and the Thief" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Love digging, love fishing, love drinking
Original Lyrics:
Long digging, gone fishing, love drinking
"Vegas Two Times" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sussed I'm the immigration information bum ...
Be another taxi ride
Be another taxi ride
Original Lyrics:
So it started with the immigration information bore...
Vietnam vet taxi ride
Vietnam vet taxi ride
"White Lies"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, so no more farting in the streets, 'cause I can't breathe
Original Lyrics:
Oh, so no more fighting in the streets, 'cause I can't breathe
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