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"(I Know) I'm Losing You" (MP3) 
It's just not insane
It's just not the same
 
"Ain't Love A Bitch"
'cuz love is The Ritz
'cuz love is a bitch
 
"Ain't Love a Bitch"
By the hamburger
By the underground
 
"Baby Jane"
Hey, DJ!
Baby Jane
 
"Baby Jane"
I won't be that bald again, I know.
 or
 I won't be that Bud again, I know.
 or
 No-one gives that heart again, I know
 or
 No-one gives back love again, I know
I won't be that dumb again, I know
 
"Baby Jane"
I won't be that ptarmigan I know
 It's gonna last forever.
I won't be that dumb again I know
 It's gonna last forever.
 
"Baby Jane"
I won't beat that dog again I know 
It's gonna last forever.
I won't be that dumb again I know 
It's gonna last forever.
 
"Baby Jane"
I won't eat that dung again.
I won't be that dumb again.
 
"Baby Jane"
I won't need that gum again I know 
It's gonna last forever.
I won't be that dumb again I know 
It's gonna last forever.
 
"Baby Jane"
Now you're room invading high society
Now you're moving in high society
 
"Baby Jane"
When I drive my car again
When I give my heart again
 
Hairy goat movin across the water.
 Hairy goat turning my whole world around
There he goes movin across the water.
 There he goes turning my whole world around
 
Who else is gonna bring you a broken Aero?
Who else is gonna bring you a bottle of Sprite?
Who else is going to bring you a broken arrow?
Who else is going to bring you a bottle of rain?
 
Who else is gonna bring you a broken Errol?
Who else is gonna bring you a broken arrow?
 
Who else is gonna bring you, a broken owl
Who else is gonna bring you a broken arrow
 
"Crazy About Her"
Help, I'm lonely 'cause I'm crazy about her, crazy about her.
Hey, I'm a loaded gun I'm crazy about her, crazy about her.
 
"Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?" (MP3) 
And you think I'm 16
or
And you think I'm sexting
And you think I'm sexy
 
"Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?" (MP3) 
Don't talk to strangers
Two total strangers
 
"Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?" (MP3) 
His heart beaten like a drunk
 'cuz at last he's got his girl home
 Realize, baby, life will come back home
His heart beating like a drum
 'cause at last he's got this girl home
 Relax, baby, now we're all alone
 
"Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?" (MP3) 
His heart's beating like a drum
'Cause at last he's got this girl’s hole
His heart's beating like a drum
'Cause at last he's got this girl home
 
"Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?" (MP3) 
His lips are wry, her butt's beating poundly
or
His lips are try, her heart's chest is pounding
or
His lips are try, her heart's chest is pounding
His lips are dry, her heart is gently pounding
 
"Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?" (MP3) 
If you really need me
Just reach out and crush me
If you really need me
Just reach out and touch me
 
"Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?" (MP3) 
If you want my money, and you think I'm sexy
If you want my body and you think I'm sexy
 
"Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?" (MP3) 
If you're really leaving
If you really need me
 
"Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?" (MP3) 
Jeffrey, shout and touch me
Just reach out and touch me
 
"Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?" (MP3) 
Just reach out and punch me
Just reach out and touch me
 
"Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?" (MP3) 
Never mind, Sugar, we can catch the real late movie
Never mind, Sugar, we can watch the early movie
 
"Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?" (MP3) 
Never, meshugah.
Never mind, Sugar.
'Meshugah' is Yiddish for 'crazy'.
 
"Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?" (MP3) 
Never mind, Sugar, 
we can watch the old late movie
or
Never, mine sugar, 
we can watch the only movie
or
Never, mine sugar, 
we can watch the only movie
Never mind Sugar, 
we can watch the early movie
 
"Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?" (MP3) 
Shoebox
Sugar
 
"Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?" (MP3) 
Shoot up
Sugar
 
"Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?" (MP3) 
Shouldn't
Sugar
 
"Da Ya Think I'm Sexy" (MP3) 
If you think I'm funny and you think I'm Samson.
If you want my body and you think I'm sexy.
 
"Da Ya Think I'm Sexy" (MP3) 
If you want my body and you think I'm sexy come on baby let me know. 
Yep Yep Yep Yep need me just reach out and touch me
If you want my body and you think I'm sexy come on baby let me know. 
If you really need me just reach out and touch me
 
"Da Ya Think I'm Sexy" (MP3) 
They got each other, we know one's complaining
They got each other, neither one's complaining
 
"Days Of Rage"
Days Of Rage, yes a callus
Days Of Rage, years of promise
 
I have got a lot of knowledge
I stand by the light of the four way
 
On a charter train
On a downtown train
 
On a downbound train
On a downtown train
 
Outside another E.I.O.
Outside another yellow moon.
 
The downtown train's a fool
The downtown trains are full
 
The downtown trains are full--full of them gigglin' girls.
The downtown trains are full--full of them Brooklyn girls.
 
When I see you tonight
Will I see you tonight
 
You wave your hand and they scatter like birds
You wave your hand and they scatter like crows
 
You wave your hand and they scatter like rain.
You wave your hand and they scatter like crows.
 
"Every Beat Of My Heart" (MP3) 
I miss my family and my car and tree
I miss my family and my country
 
"Every Picture Tells A Story" (MP3) 
Ever picked yourself a sorry donut?
Every picture tells a story, don't it?
 
"Every Picture Tells A Story" (MP3) 
Every picture tells a story, Tony
Every picture tells a story, don't it?
 
"Every Picture Tells A Story" (MP3) 
Every pizza tastes like stolen donuts
Every picture tells a story, don't it
 
"Every Picture Tells A Story" (MP3) 
Every pizza tells a story donut.
Every picture tells a story, don't it?
 
"Every Picture Tells a Story" (MP3) 
I wouldn't quote you no Dickens. Share your tea.
I wouldn't quote you no Dickens, Shelley or Keats.
 
"Every Picture Tells a Story" (MP3) 
Oh my dear, I better get out of here 
 'Cause the mannequin don't give no traction 
 I wasn't ready for that, no no 
Oh my dear, I better get out of here 
 For the Vatican don't give no sanction 
 I wasn't ready for that, no no 
 
"Every Picture Tells a Story" (MP3) 
They wouldn’t give you that tie to wear
They wouldn’t give you that time away
 
"Faith of the Heart"
'Cause I got sprains and a sore
'Cause I got strength of the sword
 
"Faith of the Heart"
'Cause I got strength of the zone
'Cause I got strength of a sword
 
"Faith of the Heart"
'Cause I've got faith of the whore
'Cause I've got faith of the heart
 
"Faith of the Heart"
I know it's gonna bend or break me
No one's gonna bend or break me
 
"Faith of the Heart"
I've got ertram, I've got faith enter the heart
I've got faith, I've got faith, faith of the heart
 
"Faith of the Heart"
Nobody is going to bend and rape me
Nobody is going to bend or break me
 
"Faith of the Heart"
Well my time is finally here
Well my time is finally near
 
"First Cut Is the Deepest"
The first cut is a defense
The first cut is the deepest
 
"Fooled Around And Fell In Love"
Ooh, a lot of girls in love!!
I fooled around and fell in love.
 
Already young
Forever young
 
And in my car, you'll always say
And in my heart, you'll always stay
 
And in your heart, you'll always say...
And in my heart, you'll always stay...
 
And when you finally fly away, I'll be hoping that I served you well.
For all the wisdom of a lifetime, no one can ever tell.
But whatever road you choose, I'm right behind you, with the news
And when you finally fly away, I'll be hoping that I served you well.
For all the wisdom of a lifetime, no one can ever tell.
But whatever road you choose, I'm right behind you, win or lose
 
Build a stairway to Heaven with a prince or a bag of bones.
Build a stairway to Heaven with a prince or a vagabond.
 
Build a stairway to Heaven
 With a price or a bag of gold.
Build a stairway to Heaven
 With a prince or a vagabond.
 
Call the red alarm
Forever young
 
Don't you stay away from Heaven
When your friends bring a bag of dope
Build your Stairway to Heaven
With your prince and a vagabond
 
Don't you stay away from there
When your friend brings a bag or box
Build a stairway to heaven
With a prince or a vagabond
 
For, Amber Young
Forever young
 
Ford and Bringham, ford and bringham
Forever young, forever young
 
Forever yawn
Forever young
 
Forever yuck
Forever young
 
Frog and her young
Forever young
 
I'm right behind you and the news
I'm right behind you win or lose
 
I'm right behind you with the blues
I'm right behind you win or lose
 
I'm right behind you, win the news.
I'm right behind you, win or lose.
 
May the good lord be with you down every road, Jerome
May the Good Lord be with you down every road you roam
 
"Get Back"
For some California traffic
For some California grass
 
"Handbags And Gladrags" (MP3) 
They told me you've been screwed today.
They told me you missed school today.
 
"Handbags And Gladrags" (MP3) 
they sold me you missed cool today
They told me you missed school today.
 
"Have I Told You Lately?" (MP3) 
Have I told you lately that you're my hero?
Have I told you lately that I love you?
 
"Have I Told You Lately?" (MP3) 
Take away all my sinus.
Take away all my sadness.
 
"Have I Told You Lately?" (MP3) 
We should get fax and pray.
We should give thanks and pray.
 
"Have I Told You Lately?" (MP3) 
You fill my heart with bacon.
You fill my heart with gladness.
 
"Have I Told You Lately" (MP3) 
Peppa told you lately that I love you
Have I told you lately that I love you?
As in Peppa Pig.
 
"Have I Told You Lately" (MP3) 
You fill my heart with Bradlees
You fill my heart with gladness
 
"Have I Told You Lately" (MP3) 
You fill my heart with grandpa
You feel my heart with gladness
 
"Have I Told You Lately" (MP3) 
You fill my heart with trash cans
You fill my heart with gladness
 
"Have I Told You Lately" (MP3) 
You filled my heart with Aladdin
You filled my heart with gladness
 
Played by the BJ
Played by the DJ
 
God osmosis weighs a ton!
Got a most persuasive tongue.
 
I love your Hyundai
I love you honey
 
Imagine how my Diana felt 
 In your jet black suspender belt
Imagine how my daddy felt 
 In your jet black suspender belt
 
Imagine how my daddy felt 
 In your Jeff Beck suspender belt
Imagine how my daddy felt 
 In your jet black suspender belt
Jeff Beck lending his name to a belt?!
 
Makin' your mark
 In my pants and shots.
Makin' your mark
 Keep my pencil sharp.
 
She was a fax machine.
She is a sex machine.
 
Smack Dab
wearin' me out
Smack Dab 
make you scream and shout!
Hot Legs
wearin' me out
Hot Legs
make you scream and shout!
 
"I Can't Deny It"
It's just you in my car
It's just you in my heart
 
"I Don't Want To Talk About It" (MP3) 
The stars in the sky don't mean nothing to you,
Mirror, mirror.
The stars in the sky don't mean nothing to you,
They're a mirror.
 
"I Was Only Joking"
And blamed it on the wife.
And blamed it on the wine.
 
"If Loving You Is Wrong (I Don't Want to Be Right)"
If Mother Goose is wrong
If loving you is wrong
 
"Infatuation"
A fat Jew Asian
Infatuation
 
"Infatuation"
Congratulations!
Infatuation
 
"Infatuation"
Copy tail like a killer shark
 It's like a railroad running right through my heart
 Checking and hide the way I behave
 Feel like I'm running on an empty phase.
Caught me down like a killer shark
 It's like a railroad running right through my heart
 Jekyll and Hyde, the way I behave
 Feel like I'm running on an empty gauge.
 
"Infatuation"
Ejaculation
Infatuation
 
"Infatuation"
Gets so hard in the middle of the week
It's so hard in the middle of the week
 
"Infatuation"
God be d**ned like a killer shark
It's like a railroad running right through my heart
Jekyll and Hyde, the way I behave
Feel like I'm running on an empty gauge.
Caught me down like a killer shark
It's like a railroad running right through my heart
Jekyll and Hyde, the way I behave
Feel like I'm running on an empty gauge.
 
"Infatuation"
Graduation
Infatuation
 
"Infatuation"
Heartbeats silly like a big, big strew
 Losing all the lithium
 Feels so hard in the middle of the wheat
 Maybe this thing's just all I need.
Heart beats silly like a big bass drum
 Losing all equilibrium
 It's so hard in the middle of the week
 Maybe this woman's just all I need.
 
"Infatuation"
Holy Moly I can't see
Early in the morning I can't sleep
 
"Infatuation"
Influxuation
Infatuation
 
"Infatuation"
It hurts so good, I don't mind the stain
It hurts so good, I don't understand
 
"Infatuation"
It's graduation.
Infatuation
 
"Infatuation"
It's like a little ol' river running right through my heart
It's like a railroad running right through my heart
 
"Infatuation"
It's like a little old river running right through my heart
It's like a railroad running right through my heart
 
"Infatuation"
It's like a mirror running right through my heart
 Jekyll and Hyde the way I behave
 Feel like I'm running on an empty page.
It's like a railroad running right through my heart
 Jekyll and Hyde, the way I behave
 Feel like I'm running on an empty gauge.
 
"Infatuation"
It’s like a mirror running right through my heart 
 Checking it out the way I behave 
 Feel like I’m running on an empty page 
It’s like a railroad running right through my heart 
 Jekyll and Hyde the way I behave 
 Feel like I’m running on an empty gauge 
 
"Infatuation"
Mmm....flatuation
Infatuation
 
"Infatuation"
Obama Nation
Infatuation
 
"Infatuation"
Obamination
Infatuation
 
"Infatuation"
Oh no, county jail!
Oh no, not again!
 
"Infatuation"
Spirits soar and I'm powder side.
Spirits soar when I'm by her side.
 
"Infatuation"
Tropicana like a killer shark
Caught me down like a killer shark
 
"Jealous Guy"
I'm just a yellow sky.
I'm just a jealous guy.
 
"Leave Virginia Alone"
She's not like you, I mean she's not like you
She's not like you and me, she's not like you
 
"Lost in You"
I'm going to make love to you like Victory Man.
I'm going make love to you like 15 men.
 
"Lost in You"
I’m in Boston
I am lost in...
 
"Love Minus Zero/ No Limit"
In diamonds and crustaceons
In dime stores and bus stations
 
"Love Touch"
Baby I don't know why 
but somehow I always seem to get tangled up in my flies
Baby I don't know why 
but somehow I always seem to get tangled up in my pride
 
"Love Touch"
Didn't mean to be dad
Didn't mean to be bad
 
"Love Touch"
Get tangled up with my bride
Get tangled up in my pride
 
"Love Touch"
Why can't I climb your b*lls
And find somewhere to hide
Why can't I climb your walls
And find somewhere to hide
 
All you did is wet my bed and then the morning kicking me in the head.
All you did is wreck my bed and then the morning kicking me in the head.
 
All you did was wet my bed
All you did was wreck my bed
 
All you did was wet the bed
 And in the morning kick me in the head.
All you did was wreck my bed
 And in the morning kick me in the head.
 
All you did was wreck my bed, and then Demona kicked me in the head.
All you did was wreck my bed, and in the morning kicked me in the head.
 
All you did was wreck my bed
 And in the morning cacked me in the head.
All you did was wreck my bed
 And in the morning kick me in the head.
 
All you did was wreck my bed
And my mommy kicked me in the head.
All you did was wreck my bed
And in the morning kick me in the head.
 
All you did was wreck my bed
And then da Momma kicked me in the head
All you did was wreck my bed
And in the morning kick me in the head.
 
But still my daddie's cool, I'll make a living out of playing cool.
I'll steal my daddie's cue and make a living out of playing pool
 
But that don't worry me narlin’ my eyes, you're everything
But that don't worry me none, in my eyes, you're everything
 
But you turned into a lover and Mother wouldn't love her
But you turned into a lover and mother, what a lover
 
But you turned into a lover and mother, what a lover
 You threw me out.
But you turned into a lover and mother, what a lover
 You wore me out.
 
Find myself a rotten old man.
Find myself a rock 'n' roll band.
 
I laughed at Collier's jokes
I laughed at all of your jokes
 
I laughed at Oreo jokes
I laughed at all of your jokes
 
I laughed at Oreo jokes
I laughed at all of your jokes
 
I laughed at all of your jokes,
 My love you didn't need two Cokes
I laughed at all of your jokes
 My love you didn't need to coax
 
I laughed at all of your jokes
My love you didn't need a coach
I laughed at all of your jokes
My love you didn't need to coax
 
I laughed at audio jokes
I laughed at all of your jokes
 
I suppose I could correct my work
And get on back to school
I suppose I could collect my books
And get on back to school
 
I'll deal my daddy's cue and make a living out of cryin' fool.
I'll steal my daddy's cue and make a living out of playing pool
 
I'll get on the wretched phone, one of these days
I'll get on back home, one of these days
 
I'll steal my daddie's key and make a living as a crying fool
I'll steal my daddie's cue and make a living out of playing pool
 
I'm as blind as a fookin' bee
I'm as blind as a fool can be
Editor's note: The song title is spelled "Maggie May" (not Mae) and Rod Stewart recorded it only as a solo artist.
 
I'm as blind as a funkin' bee.
I'm as blind as a boy can be.
 
I'm as blind as a pork and bean
I'm as blind as a boy can be
 
I'm still my daddy's kid
 I'll make a living out of cryin' fool.
I'll steal my daddy's cue
 And make a living out of playin' pool.
 
I've laughed at bawdier jokes 
 My love you didn't need to coax.
I laughed at all of your jokes
My love you didn't need to coax
 
Maggie, I wish I'd never be your fave
Maggie, I wish I'd never see your face
 
Make a living out of playing fool
Make a living out of playing pool
 
My love you didn't need the cropes
My love you didn't did to coax
 
My love you didn't need to go
My love you didn't need to coax
 
My love, you didn't need to croaks
My love you didn't need to coax
 
My love, you didn't need two Cokes.
My love you didn't need to coax.
 
Or steal my daddie's cue and make a living out of playing fool.
I'll steal my daddie's cue and make a living out of playing pool.
 
Or steal my daddy's cube
Or steal my daddy's cue
 
Or steal my daddy's cue and make a living like a begging fool.
Or steal my daddy's cue and make a living out of playing pool.
 
Or steal my daddy's cue and make a living out of cryin', fool.
Or steal my daddy's cue and make a living out of playing pool.
 
Sit in my daddy's pew, and make a living out of praying fools.
Steal my daddy's cue, and make a living out of playing pool.
 
Steal my daddy's cue and making a living out of dragon (or draggin') food.
Steal my daddy's cue and make a living out of playing pool.
 
Still my daddy's cool makin' a livin' outta playing pool.
I'll steal my daddy's cue
 And make a living out of playin' pool.
 
Take my daddy's cue and make a living out of playing fool.
Steal my daddy's cue and make a living out of playing pool.
 
The morning sun when it's in your face really shows your ace, 
but that don't worry me none, 'cause I show everything
The morning sun, when it's in your face really shows your age, 
but that don't worry me none, cause in my eyes you're everything.
 
Wake up Maggie 
I think I've got something and so do you
Wake up Maggie 
I think I've got something to say to you
 
Wake up, Maggie
I think I got something to Satan
Wake up, Maggie
I think I got something to say to you
 
Wake up, faggot
Wake up, Maggie
 
Without Maggie
Wake up, Maggie
 
You led me away from home, just to save you from being a crone
You led me away from home, just to save you from being alone
 
You made a first-class bull out of me
You made a first-class fool out of me
 
You stole my harp and that's what I really heard
You stole my heart and that's what really hurts
 
all you did was wreck my bed, & then Ramona kicked me in the Head
all you did was wreck my bed, & then the morning kicked me in the head.
 
"My Girl"
Mr. Clean
Miss you babe
 
"My Heart Can't Tell You No" (MP3) 
Don't you know it's hard, girl? 
 I mean it's living here
Don't you know it's torture? 
 I mean it's living hell
 
"My Heart Can't Tell You No" (MP3) 
I don't want you to come round here no more a-beggin' for mercy
I don't want you to come round here no more I beg you for mercy
 
"My Heart Can't Tell You No" (MP3) 
I don't want you to come round here no more
I beg you for my license
I don't want you to come round here no more
I beg you for mercy
 
"My Heart Can't Tell You No" (MP3) 
When the one who loves Zimbabwe, someone else
When the one you love's in love with someone else
 
"Oh No Not My Baby"
I didn't believe a single word of you
I didn't believe a single word was true
 
"Ooh La La"
They'll track you
They'll trap you
 
"Passion"
Alice in Bangkok
Paris and Bangkok
 
"Passion"
All your money and someone needs a hold on too
All you wanted was somebody to hold on to
 
"Passion"
At night in the city
 You won't find it very pretty.
At night in the city
 You won't find any pity.
 
"Passion"
Even the President needs to flash it
Everybody I know needs to flash it.
Even the President needs passion
 Everybody I know needs some passion.
 
"Passion"
Everybody out there needs some passion
Everybody I know needs some passion
 
"Passion"
Flashlight
Passion
 
"Passion"
New York, Moscow
 Downtown Tokyo
New York, Moscow
 Hong Kong, Tokyo
 
"Passion"
Once in love, you're never out of danger
 One hot ride, spinach with a stranger
Once in love, you're never out of danger
 One hot night spent with a stranger
 
"Passion"
Pakistan, Bangkok ('fashion!')
or
Palestine, Bangkok ('passion!')
Paris and Bangkok (Passion!)
 
"Passion"
Pakistan, Bangkok
Paris and Bangkok
 
"Passion"
Palestine, Bangkok
Paris and Bangkok
 
"Passion"
Paris and Bangkok, passion
A lotta people pay tax, passion
Paris and Bangkok, passion
A lotta people ain't got, passion
 
"Passion"
Running out of passion
Running out of patience
 
"Passion"
Some people try and kill for passion
Some people die and kill for passion
 
"Pool Hall Richard"
Poor old Richard
Poolhall Richard
 
"Pool Hall Richard"
Poor old witches
Poolhall Richard
 
"Reason To Believe" (MP3) 
Knowing that you lied, apeface, while I cried.
Knowing that you lied, straightfaced, while I cried.
 
"Reason To Believe" (MP3) 
Knowing that you lied, rapeface, while I cried.
Knowing that you lied, straightfaced, while I cried.
 
"Reason to Believe" (MP3) 
Never stink about myself
Never think about myself
 
"Reason to Believe" (MP3) 
Still I look to find a reason for bullying
Still I look to find a reason to believe
 
"Reason to Believe" (MP3) 
Still I look to find a reason, the police
Still I look to find a reason to believe
 
"Reason to Believe" (MP3) 
Still I look to find my reason of bullying
Still I look to find a reason to believe
 
"Rhythm Of My Heart" (MP3) 
'Cause I know my British home.
'Cause I know my place is home.
 
"Rhythm Of My Heart" (MP3) 
'Cause I know my precious home.
'Cause I know my place is home.
 
"Rhythm Of My Heart" (MP3) 
Cause I know my fish is home
Cause I know my place is home
 
"Rhythm Of My Heart" (MP3) 
I can still feel the touch of your finger keys.
I can still feel the touch of your thin blue jeans.
 
"Rhythm Of My Heart" (MP3) 
I can still feel the touch of your thimble jeans.
I can still feel the touch of your thin blue jeans.
 
"Rhythm Of My Heart" (MP3) 
I can still feel the touch, of your feminine jeans.
I can still feel the touch of your thin blue jeans.
 
"Rhythm Of My Heart" (MP3) 
Running down the alley
 I've got my eyes on he fingerpaint.
Running down the alley
 I've got my eyes all over you baby.
 
"Rhythm Of My Heart" (MP3) 
Sugar-water hangover, Ex-Lax slightly sweetened.
Shifting like the handle of a slot machine.
 
"Rhythm Of My Heart" (MP3) 
The touch of your thing, ummy jigs.
The touch of your skin tight blue jeans.
 
"Rhythm Of My Heart" (MP3) 
Where the ocean meets the sky, I'll be sand.
Where the ocean meets the sky, I'll be sailing.
 
"Rhythm of My Heart" (MP3) 
40 grams of kerosene 
or 
40 graphs of kerosene
Photographs, kerosene
 
"Rhythm of My Heart" (MP3) 
I can still feel the touch of your tender lovely jeans
I can still feel the touch of your thin blue jeans
 
"Rhythm of My Heart" (MP3) 
Never will I row, 'cause I know my place is home
Where the ocean meets the sky, I'll be sailing
Never will I roam, 'cause I know my place is home
Where the ocean meets the sky, I'll be sailing.
 
"Rhythm of My Heart" (MP3) 
Oh, the rhythm of my heart is beating like a drum
 With the words I love you rolling off my thumb
 Oh, never will I roam, for I know my place is home
 Where the ocean meets the sky I'll be standing
 Photographs of kerosene
Oh, the rhythm of my heart is beating like a drum
 With the words I love you rolling off my tongue
 Oh, never will I roam, for I know my place is home
 Where the ocean meets the sky I'll be sailing
 Photographs, kerosene
 
"Rhythm of My Heart" (MP3) 
Shedding like the handle of a slight machine
 Let me still exist in another place
 I'm just yanking back the pillow, no expression on my face
Shifting like the handle of a slot machine
 Love may still exist in another place
 I'm just yanking back the handle, no expression on my face
 
"Rhythm of My Heart" (MP3) 
When the ocean meets the sky, I'll be 7
 or 
When the ocean meets the sky, I'll be a sandman
Where the ocean meets the sky, I'll be sailing
 
"Rhythm of My Heart" (MP3) 
Where the ocean makes the sky
Where the ocean meets the sky
 
"Rhythm of My Heart" (MP3) 
Where they're down and only teardrops
 Run the steel drums away
Where they're downing only deer
 A hundred steel towns away
 
"Rhythm of My Heart" (MP3) 
With the ocean in disguise
Where the ocean meets the sky
 
"Rhythm of My Heart" (MP3) 
With the ocean in the sky
Where the ocean meets the sky
Seriously, the ocean can't really be in the sky. Sea level is really where earth shall stand at.
 
"Rocks"
Get your rock salt, get your rock sat, honey
Get your rocks off, get your rocks off, honey
 
"Ruby Tuesday"
While the song is right
While the sun is bright
 
"Sailing"
Can you hear me? Can you hear me?
Through the dark night, far away.
I am dying, forever cry young.
To be with you, who can say.
Can you hear me? Can you hear me?
Through the dark night, far away.
I am dying, forever crying.
To be with you, who can say.
 
"Sailing"
Stormy weather
Stormy waters
 
"Some Guys Have All The Luck" (MP3) 
All of my friends have a ring on their finger, they saw one
All of my friends have a ring on their finger, they have someone
 
"Some Guys Have All The Luck" (MP3) 
I call you up, 'Give me sex'
 You have nothing to say.
I called you collect, you didn't accept
 You had nothing to say.
 
"Some Guys Have All The Luck" (MP3) 
I called up graffiti there's help on the way
I called up and pleaded there's help on the way
 
"Some Guys Have All The Luck" (MP3) 
In respect you had nothing to say.
You didn't accept 
 You had nothing to say.
 
"Some Guys Have All The Luck" (MP3) 
Lord Pepsi
Lord let it be me.
 
"Some Guys Have All The Luck" (MP3) 
Someone will cry "it's that movie!"
Someone who'll cry at sad movies
 
"Some Guys Have All The Luck" (MP3) 
The guy next to me got a gun in his arms
The guy next to me got a girl in his arms
 
"Some Guys Have All The Luck" (MP3) 
There's guilt on your face.
There's help on the way.
 
"Some Guys Have All The Luck" (MP3) 
You're just a dream and as little as it seems I ain't that monkey
You're just a dream and as real as it seems I ain't that lucky
 
"Some Guys Have All the Luck" (MP3) 
All of my friends have a ring on their finger, yeah so what
All of my friends have a ring on their finger, they have someone
 
"Some Guys Have All the Luck" (MP3) 
I called you collect
Insect, you had nothing to say
I called you collect,
You didn’t accept, you had nothing to say
 
"Some Guys Have All the Luck" (MP3) 
I called you collect
Insect, you had nothing to say
I called you collect
You didn't accept, you had nothing to say
 
"Some Guys Have All the Luck" (MP3) 
I called you, Aunt Edith, now there's help on the way
I called up and pleaded there's help on the way
 
"Some Guys Have All the Luck" (MP3) 
I know I would die if I ever found out she was doing me
I know I would die if I ever found out she was fooling me
 
"Some Guys Have All the Luck" (MP3) 
Oh, let him see me
Lord, let it be me
 
"Some Guys Have All the Luck" (MP3) 
Seems hot up there
Seems so unfair
 
"Some Guys Have All the Luck" (MP3) 
Some guys do a song by Coldplay
Some guys do nothing but complain
 
"Some Guys Have All the Luck" (MP3) 
Some guys have all the fun
 or 
Some guys have all the love
Some guys have all the luck
 
"Some Guys Have All the Luck" (MP3) 
Some guys have all the lunch
Some guys have all the luck
 
"Some Guys Have All the Luck" (MP3) 
Some guys love autumn leaves
Some guys get all the breaks
 
"Some Guys Have All the Luck" (MP3) 
Some hoodies
Sad movies
 
"Some Guys Have All the Luck" (MP3) 
You're just a dream and as real as it seems I ain't that funny
You're just a dream and as real as it seems I ain't that lucky
 
"Sweet Surrender"
You ruffle my eagle but not my bed
You ruffle my ego but not my bed
 
"The Day Will Come"
We will see the swollen eye tomorrow.
And we'll see them strollin' on tomorrow.
 
"The First Cut Is The Deepest" (MP3) 
But if you want, I'll try another man.
But if you want, I'll try to love again.
 
"The First Cut Is The Deepest" (MP3) 
First cousin of Jesus
The first cut is the deepest.
 
"The First Cut Is The Deepest" (MP3) 
First cousin to Jesus
First cut is the deepest
 
"The First Cut Is The Deepest" (MP3) 
The first girl is the cheapest.
The first cut is the deepest.
 
"The First Cut Is The Deepest" (MP3) 
The first god is a demon.
The first cut is the deepest.
 
"The First Cut Is The Deepest" (MP3) 
The first slut is the cheapest.
The first cut is the deepest.
 
"The First Cut Is The Deepest" (MP3) 
There's Charlie the Beaver
The first cut is the deepest
 
"The First Cut Is The Deepest" (MP3) 
Those curlers are cheapest
First cut is the deepest
 
"The First Cut Is the Deepest" (MP3) 
But I go
But I know
 
"The First Cut Is the Deepest" (MP3) 
Try for Mother's Day
Try to love again
 
"The First Cut is the Deepest" (MP3) 
The first cousin of Jesus, 
baby I know,
 the first cousin of Jesus
the first cut is the deepest,
 baby I know, 
the first cut is the deepest
 
"The First Cut is the Deepest" (MP3) 
The first podium's the best
The first cut is the deepest
 
"The First Cut is the Deepest" (MP3) 
The first turd is a defense
The first cut is the deepest
 
"The Killing Of Georgie, Part I and II"
A leper kid, a switchblade knife
A leather kid, a switchblade knife
 
"The Killing Of Georgie, Part I and II"
Another kid, a switchblade knife
A leather kid, a switchblade knife
 
"The Killing of Georgie, Part I and II"
A story comes from Mike, a friend of mine
A story comes to mind of a friend of mine
 
"The Killing of Georgie, Part I and II"
Georgie went to New York town
 When he quit, he settled down
 And soon became the toast of the great white whale
Georgie went to New York town
 Where he quickly settled down
 And soon became the toast of the great white way
 
"The Killing of Georgie, Part I and II"
Leavin' home on a gay old bus
 Custard by the ones he loves
Leavin' home on a Greyhound bus
Cast out by the ones he loves
 
"The Killing of Georgie"
So called Liberty days
So called liberated days
 
"The Motown Song"
...up on the roof and listen to The Miracles echo through the alley-alley-o.
...up on the roof and listen to The Miracles echo through the alley down below.
 
"The Motown Song"
Boner up and listen to the Miracles echo through the alley down below
Up on the roof and listen to The Miracles echo through the alley down below
 
"The Motown Song"
Echo to the Adams Family Home
Echo to the alley down below
 
"The Motown Song"
Only if we listen to the miracles echo to the Allen down below.
On the roof and listen to The Miracles echo to the alley down below.
 
"The Motown Song"
Pretty woman son and you're almost out of records.
Bring over some of your old Motown records.
 
"The Motown Song"
Put the sneakers in the window and they fall
Put your speakers in the window and we'll go
 
"The Motown Song"
Put your fingers in the window and they're gold
Put your speakers in the window and we'll go
 
"The Motown Song"
So bring home some of your old, Motown madness
So bring over some of your old Motown records
 
"The Motown Song"
Up on the roof and listen to The Miracles echo through the alley-alley-o
Up on the roof and listen to The Miracles echo through the alley down below
 
"The Motown Song"
We'll put the speakers in the middle of the hall
We'll put the speakers in the window and we'll go
 
"These Foolish Things (Remind Me of You)" (MP3) 
Decent foolish things remind me of you
These foolish things remind me of you
 
"This Old Heart Of Mine" (MP3) 
But if I want you a hundred times, a hundred times I have you back.
But if I want you a hundred times, a hundred times I think you're mine.
Featured Ron Isley of the Isley Brothers.
 
"This Old Heart Of Mine" (MP3) 
This old heart of mine weeps for you
This old heart of mine is weak for you
 
"Tom Traubert's Blues (Waltzing Matilda)" (MP3) 
Norman speaks English
No one speaks English
 
"Tonight I'm Yours" (MP3) 
You've been born for a long, long time
You've been bored for a long, long time
 
"Tonight I’m Yours" (MP3) 
I don’t wanna ever masturbate
I don’t want an everlasting thing
 
"Tonight's The Night" (MP3) 
Don't say a word, my version child.
Just let you and your fissions run wild.
Don't say a word, my virgin child.
Just let your inhibitions run wild.
 
"Tonight's The Night" (MP3) 
Spread your legs and let me come inside.
Spread your wings and let me come inside
 
"Tonight's The Night" (MP3) 
Spread your legs and let me come inside
or
Spread your legs and let the comet slide
or
Spread your legs and let the comet slide
Spread your wings and let me come inside
 
"Tonight's the Night (Gonna Be Alright)" (MP3) 
Ain't nobody gonna start a fire
Ain't nobody gonna stop us now
 
"Tonight's the Night (Gonna Be Alright)" (MP3) 
Ain't nobody gonna stop tonight
Ain't nobody gonna stop us now
 
"Tonight's the Night (Gonna Be Alright)" (MP3) 
Don't say a word, my dirty child
Don't say a word, my virgin child
 
"Tonight's the Night (Gonna Be Alright)" (MP3) 
Relax baby - enjoy that wine.
Relax baby and draw that blind.
 
"Tonight's the Night (Gonna Be Alright)" (MP3) 
To dance tonight
Tonight's the night
 
"Tonight's the Night (Gonna Be Alright)" (MP3) 
Tonight's alive
Tonight's the night
 
"Tonight's the Night (Gonna Be Alright)" (MP3) 
Tonight's denied
Tonight's the night
 
"Tonight's the Night (Gonna Be Alright)" (MP3) 
Tonight's tonight
Tonight's the night
 
"Tonight's the Night (Gonna Be Alright)" (MP3) 
Upstairs before tonight's too old
Upstairs before the night's too old
 
"Tonight’s the Night (Gonna Be Alright)" (MP3) 
Disconnected the telephone man
Disconnect the telephone line
 
"Twistin' the Night Away (remake of Sam Cooke)"
...dancing with the chicken slacks
...dancing with a chick in slacks
 
"Twistin' the Night Away"
Someone that can do your way
Somewhere up in New York way
 
"Twistin' the Night Away"
Twin Peaks tonight at 10:00
Twistin' the night away
 
"Twistin' the Night Away"
Twister's my favorite game
Twistin' the Night Away
 
"Twisting The Night Away"
Dancing with the chicken's legs
Dancing with the chick in slacks
 
"Twisting The Night Away"
She dancing with the chicken slacks.
Dancing with the chick in slacks
 
"Twisting the Night Away"
Stairway from my window 
 Stairway from my back door too
Stay away from my window 
 Stay away from my back door too
 
"We're Havin' A Party"
Dancin' to the music under any O.
Dancin' to the music, on the radio.
 
"What Am I Gonna Do (I'm So in Love with You)"
Under a hot Jamaican song
Under a hot Jamaican sun
 
"Why Does It Go On?"
To burn your book and pass the point
 And throw your mom away.
They'll burn your book and pencil boy
 And throw your mind away.
 
"You Wear It Well"
Barium lady s***s her pants on time.
There ain't a lady in the land so fine.
 
"You Wear It Well"
I don't object if you calculate
I don't object if you call collect
 
"You Wear It Well"
I don't object if you're called Collette
I don't object if you call collect
 
"You Wear It Well"
I won't object if you call me a lech.
I don't object if you call collect.
 
"You Wear It Well"
I've been meaning to phone ya but the minute I saw ya
I've been meaning to phone you but from Minnesota.
 
"You Wear It Well"
I've been meaning to phone you but from Minnezona.
I've been meaning to phone you but from Minnesota.
 
"You Wear It Well"
Now I'm eatin' my Oreo
Now I'm eatin' my heart out
 
"You Wear It Well"
Remember them basement parties, your brother's carotid
Remember them basement parties, your brother's karate
i.e., carotid artery
 
"You Wear It Well"
Them homesick booze and radical fumes
Them homesick blues and radical views
 
"You Wear It Well"
There ain't a lady and a man so fine, oh my.
There ain't a lady in the land so fine, oh my.
 
"You Wear It Well"
There ain't a lady and the lamp's on fire, oh my.
There ain't a lady in the land so fine, oh my.
 
"You Wear It Well"
Think of me and try not to laugh, 
and I wear a dress
Think of me and try not to laugh, 
and I wear it well
 
"You Wear It Well"
Tryin' to get to Atlanta through
Tryin' to get a letter through
 
"You Wear It Well"
You knew I'd been a concierge.
You knew it didn't cost the earth.
 
"You Wear It Well"
You willy nilly
You wear it well
 
"You Wear It Well"
Your brother’s colonics
Your brother’s karate
 
"You Wear it Well"
I've been needing to phone you
I've been meaning to phone you
 
"You're In My Heart" (MP3) 
But Davey, I've decided, you're the best team I've ever seen.
But baby, I've decided, you're the best team I've ever seen.
 
"You're In My Heart" (MP3) 
I said hello, I noticed.
I said hello unnoticed.
 
"You're In My Heart" (MP3) 
You are my lover, you're my best friend, you imbecile
You are my lover, you're my best friend, you're in my soul
 
"You're In My Heart" (MP3) 
You beat my breast and I grow old.
 or
 You beat my breast and I groan.
You'll be my breath shall I grow old.
 
"You're In My Heart" (MP3) 
You'll be my breast should I grow cold
You'll be my breath shall I grow old
 
"You're In My Heart" (MP3) 
You'll be my breshen, I'll grow old.
You'll be my breath shall I grow old.
 
"You're In My Heart" (MP3) 
You'll be my precious Idaho
You'll be my breath should I grow old
 
"You're In My Heart" (MP3) 
You'll be my pressure I grow old
You'll be my breath should I grow old
 
"You're In My Heart" (MP3) 
You're an essay in glamour
 Please, pardon me 'grandma'.
You're an essay in glamour
 Please, pardon my grammar.
 
"You're In My Heart" (MP3) 
You're cuter than elephants.
You're beauty and elegance
 
"You're In My Heart" (MP3) 
You're in my heart, in my a**hole.
You're in my heart, you're in my soul.
 
"You're In My Heart" (MP3) 
You're in my prayers 'til I grow old.
You'll be my breath should I grow old.
 
"You're In My Heart" (MP3) 
Your fashion sense, bearded prince
 I put down to experience
Your fashion sense, Beardsly prints
 I put down to experience
 
"You're in My Heart (The Final Acclaim)" (MP3) 
You'll be my mother, you're my best friend
You'll be my lover, you're my best friend
 
"You're in My Heart (The Final Acclaim)" (MP3) 
You're celtic, fanatic, but baby I've decided
You're the best team I've ever seen
You're Celtic, United, but baby I've decided
You're the best team I've ever seen
 
"You're in My Heart (the Final Acclaim)" (MP3) 
Please pardon the granny
Please pardon the grammar
 
"You're in My Heart (the Final Acclaim)" (MP3) 
You'll be my grandson if I grow old
You'll be my breath should I grow old
 
"You're in My Heart (the Final Acclaim)" (MP3) 
You're in my soda
You're in my soul
 
"You're in My Heart (the Final Acclaim)" (MP3) 
You're something, you like it
You're Celtic, United
 
"You're in My Heart" (MP3) 
By Davey I've decided you're the best thing I've ever seen.
But baby, I've decided, you're the best team I've ever seen.
 
"You're in My Heart" (MP3) 
You'll be my breasts should I grow old
You'll be my breath should I grow old
 
"You're in My Heart" (MP3) 
You're a message to glamour
You're an essay to glamour
 
"You're in My Heart" (MP3) 
You're ageless, timeless, lay some fineness
You're ageless, timeless, lace and fineness
 
"You're the Star"
You came into my light
 or 
You came into my night
You came into my life
 
'Cause life is so brief and time is a thief when you're undersided 
 And like a fist full of sand you can sift right through your hands
'Cause life is so brief and time is a thief when you're undecided 
 And like a fist full of sand it can slip right through your hands
 
A pair of dice was closed
So they headed for the clothes
And we just went away
Paradise was closed
So they headed for the coast
In a blissful manner
 
Because Lonnie's a freak, 
And Tommy's a thief, 
And they're undecided. 
Billy D'Sessier drove a pickup like a lunatic
Because life is so brief, 
And time is a thief 
When you're undecided. 
Billy pierced his ears [and] drove a pickup like a lunatic
 
Because life is so brief
And time is a thief
When you're on the cider
Because life is so brief
And time is a thief
When you're undecided
 
Because life is so free and Tom is a thief when you're on the cycle
I'm like I pissed off at Sam and can sit down on his hands
Because life is so brief and time is a thief when you're undecided
I'm like a fist full of sand that can sit right through your hands
 
Because love is a freak
 And Tom is a thief
In your underwear
Beating with your eyes and a-tickle like a lunatic.
Because life is so brief,
And time is a thief
When you're undecided.
Billy pierced his ears [and] drove a pickup like a lunatic
 
Billy fierced his ears
 Drove a pickup like a loon at sea.
Billy pierced his ears
 Drove a pickup like a lunatic.
 
Billy kissed his ears
Billy pierced his ears
 
Billy left his home with a dollar in his pocket and a handful of change.
Billy left his home with a dollar in his pocket and a head full of dreams
 
Billy piss disease 
 Drove a pickup like a lunatic.
Billy pierced his ears
 Drove a pickup like a lunatic.
 
Billy pissed his izzzz.
Billy pierced his ears.
 
Billy pisses me
Billy pierced his ears
 
Bombardment free tonight
Young hearts be free tonight
 
Don't let 'em ever change your point of you
Don't let 'em ever change your point of view
 
Don't let 'em put you around
Don't let 'em push you around
 
Drove a pickup like a lunar man
Drove a pickup like a lunatic
 
Go Karts be free tonight
Young hearts be free tonight.
 
Happiness was found in each other's arms, asses packed in
 Billy piised his ears, drove a pick-up like a Looney Tune
Happiness was found in each other's arms as expected
 Billy pierced his ears, drove a pick-up like a lunatic
 
Patti gave birds to a 10 lb baby boy
Patti gave birth to a 10 lb baby boy
 
Patti packed her bags
 Left a note for her mum
 She was just having tea.
Patti packed her bags
 Left a note for her mum
 She was just seventeen.
 
Pop-Tarts be free tonight
Young hearts be free tonight
 
There were tears in her eyes when she kicked her little sister for crying
There were tears in her eyes when she kissed her little sister goodbye
 
There were tears that arise when she kissed her little sister goodbye.
There were tears in her eyes when she kissed her little sister goodbye.
 
Titus on your side
Time is on your side
 
When you're homicide
When you're undecided
 
When you're homicide
When you're undecided
 
Young turks be free tonight
or
Yo hearts be free tonight
or
Yo hearts be free tonight
Young hearts be free tonight
 
Young Holms be free tonight
Young hearts be free tonight
 
Young farts be free denied
Young hearts be free tonight
 
Young guys be free tonight
Young hearts be free tonight
 
Young hearts beat free tonight.
Young hearts be free tonight.
 
Young hearts eat beef all night.
Young hearts be free tonight.
 
Young horse be free tonight.
Young hearts be free tonight.
 
Young horse be free tonight
Young hearts be free tonight
 
Young tots be free tonight
Young hearts be free tonight
 
Young tots be free tonight
Young hearts be free tonight
 
Young w**re, sleep free tonight.
Young hearts, beat free tonight.
 
Your farts may freeze tonight.
Young hearts be free tonight.
 
Your heart's between the tires.
Young hearts be free tonight.
 
Your hopes be free tonight
Young hearts be free tonight
 
Your horse may freeze tonight.
Young hearts be free tonight.