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"Puttin' On The Ritz" (MP3) 
Come, let's mix where Rockefellers
 Walk with sticks or umbrellas
 In their midst
 Puttin' on the Ritz
Come, let's mix where Rockefellers
 Walk with sticks or umbrellas
 In their mitts
 Puttin' on the Ritz
 
"Puttin' On The Ritz" (MP3) 
Different types to wear a date,
 Coat pants with stripes, look underweight,
 Coat perfect fits.
Different types to wear a date,
 Coat pants with stripes, and cutaway coat,
 Perfect fits.
 
"Puttin' On The Ritz" (MP3) 
Downtown
 Blup town.
Downtown
 Uptown.
 
"Puttin' On The Ritz" (MP3) 
Ga-Ga dance
Got-ta dance!
 
"Puttin' On The Ritz" (MP3) 
God god damn! god---damn! (way out way out way out---)
Got-ta dance! Got-ta dance---
 
"Puttin' On The Ritz" (MP3) 
Have you seen the welted dude?
Have you seen the well-to-do?
 
"Puttin' On The Ritz" (MP3) 
High hats and aero colors
High hats and narrow collars
 
"Puttin' On The Ritz" (MP3) 
High hats and arrow collars
 White spaz, and lots of dollars.
High hats and narrow collars
 White spats and lots of dollars.
 
"Puttin' On The Ritz" (MP3) 
Puddin' on the roots
Puttin' on the ritz
 
"Puttin' On The Ritz" (MP3) 
See the difference.
Super-duper
 
"Puttin' On The Ritz" (MP3) 
Tryin' not to look like Gary Cooper
Tryin' hard to look like Gary Cooper
 
"Puttin' On The Ritz" (MP3) 
Trying hard to look like Barry Crouper
Trying hard to look like Gary Cooper
 
"Puttin' On The Ritz" (MP3) 
Up and down on caribou.
Up and down Park Avenue.
 
"Puttin' On the Ritz" (MP3) 
Diamond wine, but not tonight
 The time is right for us and I
Dine and wine, but not 'til nine
 The time is right for us tonight
 
"Puttin' on the Ritz" (MP3) 
Dressed like a chameleon valley trouper
Dressed up like a million dollar trooper
 
"Puttin' on the Ritz" (MP3) 
Dressed up like a million-dollar Troopa
Dressed up like a million-dollar trooper
 
"Puttin' on the Ritz" (MP3) 
High hops and arrow colors 
 White stalks and lots of dollars
High hats and narrow collars 
 White spats and lots of dollars
 
"Puttin' on the Ritz" (MP3) 
Perfect fits
 Sittin' on the Ritz
 Dressed up like a million dollar pooper
 Trying not to look like Gary Cooper
 Super duper
Perfect fits
 Puttin' on the Ritz
 Dressed up like a million dollar trooper
 Trying hard to look like Gary Cooper
 Super duper
 
"Puttin' on the Ritz" (MP3) 
Putin on the Ritz.
Puttin' on the Ritz.
Putin relaxes in Hôtel Ritz Paris