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Thirty-two pennies and a red guitar,
That's all I've got to my name
Thirty-two pennies in a Ragu jar,
That's all I've got to my name
 
Ain't gonna swing with Madonna no more.
Ain't gonna swing with my daughter no more.
 
Cheese Pie, Cherry Pie
 Lookin' so good,
 Peach Cream Pie
 Lookin' so good
 Makes your old man cry
 My Cheese Cherry Pie
She's my cherry pie
 Cool drink of water
 Such a sweet surprise
 Tastes so good
 Make a grown man cry
 Sweet cherry pie
 
Cheese my cherry pie!
She's my cherry pie!
 
Cheese pie, Cherry pie
 You're a drink of water
 Peach Cream Pie
 Lookin' so good
 It makes your old man cry
 Eat Cheese-Cherry Pie!
She's my cherry pie
 Cool drink of water
 Such a sweet surprise
 Tastes so good
 Make a grown man cry
 Sweet cherry pie
 
Cheese pie, cherry pie
She's my cherry pie!
 
Don't even try 'cuz you can't eat in our house
Don't even try 'cuz you can't ignore her
 
Eat my cherry pie
She's my cherry pie
 
He's my hair guy!
She's my Cherry Pie!
 
I say to you, give it up, pretty boy.
I swing, you swing, we all swing, boy.
 
Put a smile on you're face,
Take my wife
Put a smile on you're face,
Ten miles wide
 
She's in Tenafly
She's my cherry pie
Tenafly is a borough in Bergen County, NJ.
 
She's my cherry pie, 
Cool chicken out of the streets of vie
She's my cherry pie, 
Cold drink of water such a sweet suprise
 
She's my cherry pie, cool drinkin' lover such a sweet suprise
She's my cherry pie, cold drink of water such a sweet suprise
 
She's my cherry pie
 Cools when you want her 'cause she's sweet supplies.
She's my cherry pie
 Cold drink of water, such a sweet suprise.
 
She's my cherry pie
 Put a smile on your face, pimp my ride.
She's my cherry pie
 Put a smile on your face 10 miles wide.
 
She's my cherry pie
 Put a smile on your face
 Pimp my ride.
She's my cherry pie
 Put a smile on your face
 Ten miles wide.
 
She's my fairy pie
She's my cherry pie
 
She's my terabyte!
She's my cherry pie!
 
She's so terrified
She's my cherry pie
 
Squeeze my cherry pie
She's my cherry pie
 
Thickin' my face
 Gonna swing all night.
Think about baseball
 I'll swing all night.
 
Going fifteen miles an hour
 Baby, where the cowboys stroll.
Going a million miles an hour,
 Headed out to where the down boys go.
 
Got a lot of legs to call the truth
 Even though it's nude.
Got a lot of nerves to call me cheap
 Even though it's true.
 
Where the cowboys stroll, where the cow--
 or
 Where the cowboys stroll, way to go!
Where the down boys go, I wanna go!
 
Where the dumb boys go.
Where the down boys go.
 
Air raids are too far away
Heaven isn't too far away
 
And it's looking pretty swollen
And it's looking pretty worn
 
As long as you will always be in my big ass band
As long as you will always be my biggest fan
 
Gotta left my arms around you
I wrap my arms around you
 
Haircuts aren't too far away
Heaven isn't too far away
 
Heather isn't too far away
Heaven isn't too far away
 
Heaven is a 2 mile way
Heaven isn't too far away
 
Heaven is a coupon away
Heaven isn't too far away
 
Heaven is a doofus, hooray!
Heaven isn't too far away
 
Heaven is a stew by the way
Heaven isn't too far away
 
Heaven is in tune by the way
Heaven isn't too far away
 
Heaven's only 2 blocks away.
Heaven isn't too far away.
 
I don't need to be a superman.
As long as you will always be my big-assed man
I don't need to be a superman.
As long as you will always be my biggest fan
 
I got now where left to go?
But no one really care.
I don't need what you do.
But I never giving up on your... heaven is too far away.
I've got nowhere left to go.
No one really cares.
I don't know what to do.
But I'm never giving up on you.
Heaven isn't too far away.
 
It's black and white and faded, just look at pretty war
 See the factory out of work silhouetted in the back.
It's black and white and faded and it's looking pretty worn
 See the factory that I worked silhouetted in the back.
 
It's black and white and faking
 And he's blowing a pretty horn.
It's black and white and faded
 And it's looking pretty worn.
 
L.A. isn't too far away
 or 
Paris isn't too far away
Heaven isn't too far away
 
L.A. isn't too far away
Heaven isn't too far away
 
Like Lucifer in disguise
Like a blue suburban sky
 
Like Luciferin skies
Like a blue suburban sky
 
Loosen purple skies
Like a blue suburban sky
 
Memories in great demand, they're really coming back
Memories are grey, but man, they're really coming back
 
Now the lights are goin' out
 I long to pull the blinds.
Now the lights are going out
 Along the Boulevard.
 
Now the lights are going out, 
along a pool of love
Now the lights are going out, 
along the boulevard
 
Now the lights go out
 Along the pool I love
 The memories come rush in black
 And it makes your pretty horn
 I've got 'never let you go'.
Now the lights are going out
 Along the boulevard
 The memories come rushing back
 And it makes it pretty hard
 I've got nowhere left to go.
 
See you wedded in the back
Silhouetted in the back
 
The memories are gray
 But men, they're really putty black.
The memories are gray
 But man, they're really coming back.
 
The memories come rushin' black, and he plays the pretty horn
 Now I'll never let you go.
The memories come rushin' back, and it makes it pretty hard
 I've got nowhere left to go.
 
When I come home Nick At Nite
When I come home late at night
 
"Sometimes She Cries" (MP3) 
Knit alone at night
In a lonely night
 
"Sometimes She Cries" (MP3) 
Lisa don't think she's pretty no more.
Mercy don't think, she's pretty no more.
 
"Sometimes She Cries" (MP3) 
Lucy don't think, she's puttin 'em on
Liza don't think, she's pretty no more
 
"Uncle Tom's Cabin" (MP3) 
Just far at Rechkemmer's get the story straight
 Running through the woods through the uncle tough shoes
 or
 Just for the wreck of this and get the story straight
 Running through the woods through the uncle tush shoes.
Just for the record let's get the story straight
 Running through the woods back to Uncle Tom's shack.
 
"Uncle Tom's Cabin" (MP3) 
Sheriff Tom Brady and Bill Belichick
Sheriff John Brady and Deputy Heff
 
"Uncle Tom's Cabin" (MP3) 
Sheriff Tom Brady and Deputy Hedge
Sheriff John Brady and Deputy Hedge
 
"Uncle Tom's Cabin" (MP3) 
Sheriff Tom Brady and Deputy Heff
Sheriff John Brady and Deputy Heff