-> "Teachers"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"Creatures"
 (MP3) Parody Song Title: 
"Teachers"
				
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			My name is Juan 
I've been this way too long 
School is not the best
Information kills me
I've tried to hide
Those teachers found me hide 
I can't stop leaving
Guess I'll just play hooky
The weeks of mischief 
Followed by schedule shifts 
I hate Math and Science 
And if I skip, they won't mind it 
And I suffer my life
School will end in time
When the state of college comes in mind
I hate teachers, I always wanna say it
Come all week, my brain gets inflated 
I fall asleep during class and drool 
Detentions were given to put me down
I'm not used to using my head, not at all 
The kids are loud and teachers scowl
(Chorus)
I wanna skip class
Peeps are makin me mad 
I wanna get them fired
Hate teachers for a while 
I wanna skip class
Peeps are makin me mad
I wanna get them fired
Cause teachers, cause teachers
Should all go and leave us alone, yeah! 
Sometimes I get a little lazy
Sometimes I get a little lazy, givin us nothin to do
I know what you're gonna say
Give me detention every day 
You're lectures hurt my head 
Time to go to bed
It's now time to rest my head
It's History that I don't understand 
Why did Pearl Harbor get bombed by Japan?
Don't ask dumb things, that's what they say
The things I hate about them, tell em every day 
Carry on and you'll hear us all snoring
You're classes are so boring
Sometimes it's kinda cool, but we all hate school
I wonder if I could ever skip school
(Chorus) 
It comes and goes and comes and goes 
Sometimes
Sometimes I get a little out there
Sometimes I go off
I just wanna get outta school
I get a little lazy
Sometimes I get a little lazy, givin us nothing to do 
Sometimes I get a little lazy
Sometimes I get a little lazy, givin us nothing to do
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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