Roses, Daisies too,
Make me go-
A-aah-choo!
That's the way it follows through
Like
Aaah-choo! Ah-choo!
Mold, dust, mildew
Pollen makes me
Aah-choo!
Cats and dogs and birds too
Like
Aah-choo! Aah-choo!

(Cause I) Get hayfever, get hayfever
Get hayfever
During the Spring
(Cause I) Get hayfever, get hayfever
Get hayfever
To everything

I think I should know how
To be cautious and know how to be
Aware of all my allergies and, now
Picking flowers is another thing
Nature refused to allow
Now, I am feeling sorry
For myself I
Really wanna go out-side
Staying inside's just another law
I'll never learn to abide

Damn genes, this disease
Makin' me go
Aah-choo!
Meet a stray dog on the street
Then
Aah-choo! Aah-choo!
Te-ars well up
Face puffs up and
Aah-choo!
My sinuses are in heat
They
Aah-choo! Aah-choo!

(Cause I) Get hayfever, get hayfever
Get hayfever
I do believe
(Cause I) Get hayfever, get hayfever
Get hayfever
Snot's on my sleeve

I think I should know how
To just live with this aff-lic-tion
Or Clarantyne ad-dic-tion now
Medication is a luxury that
I could barely afford, now,
This is quite a worry
Since the world is full of triggers and I'm, ill
When I go out my immune system
Just refuses to keep still

All these home remedies
Just won't work on me
Teary eyes like I'm hurt emotionally
What I think personally
Is that I'm curs-ed by fate
It doesn't really matter
What I try to stop
Walk me through a yard my
Nose will pop
Got no tissues so I use my top
And sneezing constantly's what I hate.

Some say I should not try
To make sense of all my suffering
Without sufficient toughening up, I
Think differently as I'm in pain that
Is just excruciating, why
Should I say I'm sorry
For my whining because I've got every, right
Constant vacuuming's the only way
I'll ever sleep well at night