-> "Im All The Toppings (Wont Eat It Plain)"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"Im A Bitch"
 
							
				Parody Song Title: 
"Im All The Toppings (Wont Eat It Plain)"
				
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			i hate to eat it plain
its so bad to me i want some good toppings
try to tell you but you order it 
like maybe just a bagel without cream
doesnt taste real sweet
yesterday i cried
i wont relieve till i have fruit on my pie
want you to understand i want that extra juice
when we envy food
i want a little bit of everything
all up on the top
im cheese whiz
i am smuckers
i am chilee
i am mustard
im vinager 
i am sauce
i love that grill n spray
im relish
heavy cream
dont wanna eat it plain
if thats how you want it than ill just throw it away
so make me a different pan
this may mean youll have to use some extra ham
rest assure that when im in the mood for olives
and i want salad dressing
tommorow dinner will change because i love those toppings
repeat chorus
just when you think
i want some condiments
i want cheese and maybe some garlic
im loving cool...whip
more than i can chew
i hate it plain
repeat chorus
on my sandwitch
spaghetti
im a sausage i have needs
for your lunch
or your supper
im a angel cake with butter
pepperoni pizza
i want soem cheese stuffed crust
you know i never ever want eat it plain
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