Pizza party at your house
I went just to check it out
Nineteen extra larges
What a shame
No one came

Just us eatin' all alone
You said, "Take the pizza home"
"No sense lettin' all this go to waste"
So then I faced

Pizza all day
And every day
This cheese 'round the clock
Is gettin' me blocked
And I sure don't care
For irregularity

[chorus]
Tell Me
Why'd I have to go and make my self so constipated
I just can't take the presseure than I'm havin' Oh man I really hate it
I can't get up now
I sit on the seat but don't complete my little feat
Oh it hurts cuz, I have no more time for nothing else since I was Constipated
Oh No No

Next day, I went to eat out again
Finnaly relaxed from last night's pain
So I went to Joe's
Who would have known

I took the very first bite
Of my cheese Steak that night
But then I noticed this
I couldn't piss

The cheese that it had
Was doing me bad
Nothing else to do
But wait to get through
And Again here tonight
I sit on my seat and fight

[chorus]

Now I just can't seem to find
A place where I can go and dine
Without clogin' me
Now lets see

Over there is Mickey D's
Mabey B K's for Me
But I'm just to afraid
Of the price that I paid
What about Taco Bell
Now choosin's like Hell, you see

[chorus]

[chorus #2]
Oh No
Why does every dinner have to be so Complicated
Just because that every where I go there's the risk of getting Constipated
See the way I mind my own mind but I just can't seem the find a
Place where I can go and eat n' not get to frustrated
Oh No