Song Parodies -> "The Emo"

Original Song Title:

"The Rock Show"

Original Performer:

"The Emo"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

haHAha stupid freaking emos they suck! no offense. well yes. offense. lots of it. here's the parody my fools: (lol)

Hanging out on my bed crying a whole lot
Acting stupid, getting sad I have no friends
I couldn't wait for the day to end, that's just me
I remember the first time that i cut my, wrists

I'm getting kicked out of school cuz of screaming
I'm kinda nervous, cause I know all these guys hate me
I'm unloved, bet no one cares
She took my hand, must be fake I swear

Cuz no one loves a dirty, sad, emo
I said "what?" and she told me I was too low
I'm not cool, gonna stare into my mirror
Everything's better when I'm not around
I can't wait til I can stop feeling so down
But inside I know I'm too emo

Like when I wanted to commit suicide
I remember those people told me to die
17 without any friends or my own life
I don't owe myself anything at all

I hate myself cuz I'm such a filthy emo
They took me to therapy, didn't wanna go
I hate school cuz the people there hate me
They say it's better when I'm not around
They can't wait til I move away from this town
No one likes me, I'm too much of an emo

I wanted pictures of people on my wall
But no one gave me their pictures and photographs
And if I ever got another try, I'd still want to die
Because I'm such a sad guy

I feel like shit because I'm a sad emo
They kick me think I should leave and go
So uncool they tell me this every day
Better to listen to simple plan
To think Pierre Bouvier calls himself a man
Anyone's better than me, even more emos

Why did I wanna be emo?
It sucks, I won't change tho
(I'll never be fun to anyone)
My friends are all emo......

comment comment comment....comment comment comment i'm listening to Stacy's Mom by Fountains Of Wayne...just thought i'd share :)

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Billy Boyd - December 29, 2005 - Report this comment

I'm a bit sensitive on the subject of self-injury. Nonetheless, this was a good parody. All 5's.

Stinky Marshmellow - December 29, 2005 - Report this comment

of course...thats why i did this, making fun of emos. i hate taht ppl can actually feel sad and depressed enough to hurt themselves, or they hurt themselves to get ppl to like them outta pity, i can't stand that. thanks for the 5's tho!! Merci Buckets and many more...byEBye

Ashley ( an Emo) - January 31, 2006 - Report this comment

I"d just like to point out for my own Sanity that not all emo"s want to die , cut themselfs and have no friends..... im Emo and am nothing like that..overall... kinda funny though i suppose..didnt take it to much to heart i just dont like us being made out to be something were not!!

nicole - March 26, 2006 - Report this comment

hmm well this "no one likes me " at my school its cool to be an emo but being a goth on the other hand you get your ass kicked the teachers don't care.....they just sit around smokeing

callum - April 22, 2006 - Report this comment

a band called "shadows over silence" have a song called emo slayer its really good ---check out purevolume.com/shadowsoversilence and ashley---you cant label yourself an emo....the whole point of emo is emotion so if you dont like pain...you are no emo...just a wanna be

Stinky Marshmellow - September 28, 2006 - Report this comment

well excuse me for hurting your poor fragile feelings, I didn't know a fricking song could upset people so bad. Why don't you go find Weird Al to bitch at him too? Oh wait no, he's famous for writing parodies, of course you can't yell about him, he's been on tv. I'm not dissing weird al either. He's cool. Unlike this "me" person.

Stu - November 20, 2006 - Report this comment

lol. i'm hardline, this is pretty funny shit, good work.

emiopenguin - June 27, 2007 - Report this comment

ffs im fed up with this labelling rubbish. i used to label myself as emo but now i just think im ME stop stereotyping people wen u dont know them

Dyana - March 18, 2008 - Report this comment

What the hell? I am emo And I have lots of laughs... But more cries. EMo guys are the ottest. Here Alex evans is the hottest of every1 check em on youtube!

Brie - December 09, 2009 - Report this comment

wtf is wrong with everyone?! whts wrong with being emo? if you were one i.m sure you would be just as mad about these songs and how can you all believe these things about emos? i.m done with all this..stop stereotyping!

No One In Particular - January 03, 2021 - Report this comment

@callum: There is no such performer as Shadows Over Silence. I tried google searching and there's no results outside of Amiright. Not even on Allmusic.

callum - January 04, 2021 - Report this comment

@no one in particular -- thanks for setting the record straight on a comment I tossed of the top of my head 15 years ago which is found on a thread that probably has not been viewed by anyone in over 10 years. We wouldnt want this piece of disinformation to go viral, would we

Someone Very Important - January 04, 2021 - Report this comment

@callum, it's good to know that people are not only looking up older parodies, but reading the comments as well, it keeps this site from getting moldy. It would be sad indeed (not to mention a waste of server space) if parodies more than a month old were never read again. If you wanted to keep your comment buried in obscurity, it would have been better not to respond to NOIP. Lesson learned.

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