-> "The Way to The Top"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"Almost"
 
							
				Parody Song Title: 
"The Way to The Top"
				
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			I went to the resturant and tried their cuisine
Where I got sick cuz the food was unclean
I got so sick, it made me seriously ill
I got so mad and sent the resturant my doctors bill.
Insurance wouldn't pay for the opperation
I went straight into debt with no compensation
I have no money left
And I just realized it
Resorted to theft
But I'll make my way up bit by bit.
I went to go to the homeless shelter
Where I met a man who worked as a smelter
He taught me martial arts so that I could defend me
Started a dojo with my four employees
Where I made some money and tried to study 
Somehow I ended up witha masters degree
I no what I'm to do
I and I know that i'm doing well
I teach the kung-fu
I know that I'm doing swell
I keep on teacing
And now I'm preaching
I know what I have got to do
I have to make my national debut
I went to hollywood were I met a special someone
Were gonna be together I know in the long run
We still have our problems but mostly we just have fun
I made a career out of teaching karate
Made two or three instructional movies
I got offered a record deal
But I turned it down because it seemed so unreal
I am famous and rich
And I am happy with my life now
Hit the signition switch
And I know it will allow
I know I'm happy
But I fell so sappy
I cuz I got what I wanted to do
To the smelter I wil say thank you
(x2)
I lovce this new world view.
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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