-> "The Real Toxic"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"Toxic"
 (MP3) Parody Song Title: 
"The Real Toxic"
				
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			mommy can't you see
i don't change
My panties smell
my scent is strange
i'm like a crackhead
begging for change
when you're near me
there's no escape
it's makes no sense 
why i'm so funky
i make the room
smell stank and dirrty
Like shit
I stick on you
total number of baths adds up to Two
make people leave the room
It's no secret that i don't brush my teeth
I'm Nasty and i want the world to see
even strange people point me to the hygiene aisle
i'm on stanky stinky whore
don't you know i'm something Toxic
No one loves how i smell
I call me something Toxic
Now it's to late
to clean me up
you should wait
listerine filled cup
i'm not ready, cause it'll burn
Like shit
I stick on you
total number of baths adds up to Two
make people leave the room
It's no secret that i don't brush my teeth
I'm Nasty and i want the world to see
even strange people point me to the hygiene aisle
i'm on stanky stinky whore
don't you know i'm something Toxic
No one loves how i smell
I call me something Toxic
don't you know i'm something Toxic?
SOAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
BATHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(get the soap and the water we can break it down)
I'm Nasty and i want the world to see
even strange people point me to the hygiene aisle
i'm on stanky stinky whore
don't you know i'm something Toxic
It's no secret that i don't brush my teeth
I'm Nasty and i want the world to see
even strange people point me to the hygiene aisle
i'm on stanky stinky whore
don't you know i'm something Toxic?
I need a bath right now
so i get loving now
i think i'm ready now
( i know i'm ready now)
so bring the soap and rag
Hurry up don't drag
wash me you flithy hag
(splash splash splash splash)
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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