Song Parodies -> "I'm Not a Girl, I'm an 'Old Woman'"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Not a Girl, Not Yet a Woman"

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"I'm Not a Girl, I'm an 'Old Woman'"

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The Lyrics

This song is about the fact that because I am unable to have or legally adopt children of my own, I have "adopted" today's young pop music stars as my kids through my enjoyment of their music.

I used to think
I wasn't worthy of anything,
But now I know
Having children isn't everything, yeah!
I have too many health problems
And can't afford to adopt.

I'm not a girl,
I'm an "old woman".
I can't have a kid
'Cause I'm just too unfit,
So I like teen pop;
But I'm not a girl.

You may think I'm an overaged teen.
To compensate for having no kids to call my own,
I listen to folks like Britney
And boy bands, and I won't stop!

I'm not a girl,
I'm an "old woman".
I can't have a kid
'Cause I'm just too unfit,
So I like teen pop;
But I'm not a girl.

But just look at my dilemma,
My maternal instincts show,
So I chose to adopt teen pop!

I'm not a girl,
And don't you dare call me a pedophile!
I'm an "old woman".
Because BSB and 'N Sync make me smile, yeah!
I can't have a kid
'Cause I'm just too unfit,
So I like teen pop;
But I'm not a girl,
I'm an "old woman".

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